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(Daily Star)   Lad meets gran. Gran meets lad. They fall in love. Get married. Set up OnlyFans account. It's a tale as old as time (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: CSB, Marriage, Gary Hardwick, happy couple, 23-year-old lad, wedding night, unhappy relationship, 76-year-old wife, Wedding  
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2020-12-02 5:12:56 AM  
16 votes:
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2020-12-02 5:48:30 AM  
14 votes:
Gross
 
2020-12-02 10:07:48 AM  
11 votes:
Alternate headline;
"Sad and pathetic hipster finally gets laid."

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"Yeah, younger women are just so mainstream."
 
2020-12-02 10:06:20 AM  
10 votes:

151: 38/21 before this shiat gets outta control


good god will you get over yourself. no one on the internet cares if you're getting some trim, or if that trim is attracted to your fat old arse because you toss money around like a drunk sailor. i really hope your life outlook improves some day.
 
2020-12-02 10:00:04 AM  
8 votes:
It's their lives, they're free to live them as they wish.

Why should I care?  In fact why should anyone other than them care?
 
2020-12-02 11:06:32 AM  
6 votes:
1. As a gay man growing up in the 60s/70s when same-sex relationships were  "ew, gross." If two people are happy together & don't bring down my property values by parking a rusted-out car on the front lawn, well - Mazel-tov! I don't care. They're happy, raise a glass. Hurts no one.

& B: when I was 36, I dated a 21 year old for a few months. I learned why older dogs growl at puppies: too much damn energy! Hubby (25th anniversary last month) is 6 years my junior & at times that can seem a generation.
 
2020-12-02 10:10:55 AM  
5 votes:
Don't care, had sex.
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2020-12-02 9:55:21 AM  
5 votes:
Should have a not safe for lunch warning in the headline.
 
2020-12-02 10:19:12 AM  
4 votes:
Each to his own. At least he doesn't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
 
2020-12-02 9:57:15 AM  
4 votes:
OnlyGrans
 
2020-12-02 10:54:36 AM  
3 votes:
your glossing over the part were they meet at her sons funeral.
 
2020-12-02 10:16:24 AM  
3 votes:
I can't stand being around people half my age, and I'm only 40. And people half my age have waaaay fewer stuffed animals than I do.
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 10:12:15 AM  
3 votes:

Fear the Clam: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.


Yeah. I was bragging. That's The takeaway. If I was bragging I'd... Ya know... Have better shiat to say.
 
2020-12-02 10:08:32 AM  
3 votes:
Q: What is it like when you go down on your wife?
A: Depends
 
2020-12-02 2:44:40 PM  
2 votes:

undernova: [snip]


Check out the relationship nazi. Observe him clucking his tongue in disapproval of others' lifestyles from the comfort of his mother's basement.
 
2020-12-02 10:23:43 AM  
2 votes:

Marcos P: OnlyGrans


Comment of the year
 
2020-12-02 10:22:11 AM  
2 votes:

Fear the Clam: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.


38/21 isn't *almost half* one's age.


38/18 is.


Obviously, he needs to dump that relic.  She's clearly too mature for him.
 
2020-12-02 10:07:06 AM  
2 votes:
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It is only 9am CST. I may have already had enough internet for today.
 
2020-12-02 10:01:41 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, as long as he knocked the spiders and dust out of it first, who cares.
 
2020-12-02 10:00:50 AM  
2 votes:
 
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Approves
 
2020-12-02 10:00:33 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-12-02 9:56:03 AM  
2 votes:

151: (she's legal in Arkansas fwiw)


FTFY
 
2020-12-02 4:37:55 PM  
1 vote:

xiakc: Igor Jakovsky: [Fark user image 425x632]

With all the free porn out there, why would anyone pay for it at all?

/if it was kate upton, i would understand


Why would Kate Upton need to pay for porn?
 
2020-12-02 2:37:31 PM  
1 vote:

151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)


Bwahahahahaha! Careful, your hypocrisy is showing....
 
2020-12-02 2:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

151: undernova: 151: undernova: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Lol. If she's half your age and legal, you're just paying for sex with goods and services.

/more power to you
//but better you than me

Thank you for your assessment, doctor.

What's that? You DON'T have letters after your name?! My goodness I've been robbed.

Don't need much education to know that what you're doing won't end well - but then, I'm not the one trying to correlate educational accomplishments with laughing at someone who felt like admitting their indiscretions on a discussion site.

You do you, or her, or whatever. It's America. Just don't pretend it's normal or healthy to play mommy and daddy with someone you're more than old enough to have made.

Fun fact, my oldest biological child was born 3/13/01. She was born 3/3/99.

Give me more advice please.


I'll repeat: better you than me. I'm sure the spiritual/physical connection you experience with someone who wasn't old enough to be in preschool when you established your Fark account works for you, specifically.
 
2020-12-02 1:20:09 PM  
1 vote:

151: undernova: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Lol. If she's half your age and legal, you're just paying for sex with goods and services.

/more power to you
//but better you than me

Thank you for your assessment, doctor.

What's that? You DON'T have letters after your name?! My goodness I've been robbed.


Don't need much education to know that what you're doing won't end well - but then, I'm not the one trying to correlate educational accomplishments with laughing at someone who felt like admitting their indiscretions on a discussion site.

You do you, or her, or whatever. It's America. Just don't pretend it's normal or healthy to play mommy and daddy with someone you're more than old enough to have made.
 
2020-12-02 11:23:46 AM  
1 vote:
one day in the future we will all be make love to a 76 year old.
 
2020-12-02 11:14:04 AM  
1 vote:

151: Fear the Clam: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.

Yeah. I was bragging. That's The takeaway. If I was bragging I'd... Ya know... Have better shiat to say.


It's a huge shocker that nobody your age wants to put up with you.
 
2020-12-02 10:56:14 AM  
1 vote:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: KRSESQ: I recall a Ray Bradbury story along these lines.

This one?
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/e1IxOS4V​zKM]


Love this song!
 
2020-12-02 10:25:37 AM  
1 vote:

151: sinko swimo: 151: 38/21 before this shiat gets outta control

good god will you get over yourself. no one on the internet cares if you're getting some trim, or if that trim is attracted to your fat old arse because you toss money around like a drunk sailor. i really hope your life outlook improves some day.

I was defending myself more than bragging, but sure, go for that angle.


It's the accurate angle.   You only had to "defend" yourself because you were attempting to brag about buying it in the first place
 
2020-12-02 10:10:04 AM  
1 vote:

151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)


Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.
 
2020-12-02 10:08:33 AM  
1 vote:
I guess pus from bed sores could be confused with vaginal moistness.

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2020-12-02 10:02:28 AM  
1 vote:
Coming Soon:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttman
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 9:59:01 AM  
1 vote:

Wave Of Anal Fury: 151: (she's legal in Arkansas fwiw)

FTFY


Cool. Also Michigan, where I live. But good to know you're aware of the age of consent in arkansas. That's facts you clearly need to know. With your username and all.
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 9:52:25 AM  
1 vote:

sithon: Gross


Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)
 
2020-12-02 7:09:28 AM  
1 vote:
They should be on Only Only Only Only Only Fans aka OOOOF
 
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