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(Twitter)   Still looking for that election fraud evidence? Here it is, straight from the poll watchers themselves   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-12-01 10:31:57 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-12-01 10:46:48 PM  
Translation : I hate black people and I'm racist POS and I should be banned from any job in the government for the rest of my life.
 
2020-12-01 11:09:37 PM  
" This is Dave. Dave is struggling a little but to get his story out. His proof of fraud is that they stopped counting at night and in the morning when they restarted it was too quiet in the room. "

lol
 
2020-12-01 11:11:02 PM  
BTW the Trumpers going through the queue and voting down submissions unfriendly to Trump have been very active the last week. Keep it up guys, it'll surely win the election for him!
 
2020-12-01 11:23:24 PM  
A wizard cast a spell and made the show Parks and Rec come to life, and these are some of the people that were created by that dark magic.

We should attempt to locate this wizard and destroy him, lest his machinations lead to more sorrow and ruin.
 
2020-12-01 11:29:09 PM  
That whole thread is amazing
 
2020-12-01 11:41:06 PM  

phaseolus: That whole thread is amazing


It truly is. Here it is unrolled for easier reading.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/13​3​3865384303321094.html

"Here's Matt, he loves FREEDOM. He was at the stop the steal rally. He wasn't a poll watcher. He is saying Obamas reign of destruction was caused by dominion voting machines. His testimony is about signs he saw at a rally. "

"Mr Parker. He said he got tired waiting to get into watch the votes being counted and left. He thinks because of this they should pass a law to redo the entire election. "

"Vickie. An Asian man brought in ballots to be counted. That's it. That was her whole story. "

"Terri said she saw a video at someones house that poll workers were told to be mean to her, she thinks maybe on YouTube. "

""voting by mail disenfranchises people" "
 
2020-12-01 11:42:24 PM  

phaseolus: That whole thread is amazing

"He is now crying because he needs proof the votes are valid (not that they were fraudulent) or they will not accept the results. Now getting applause."

Burden of proof? What's that?
 
2020-12-01 11:48:53 PM  
Oh good god this is great: https://twitter.com/TepidButterASMR/s​t​atus/1333953239956533248

At 1:41 you get to see a horrible toupee.
 
2020-12-01 11:59:22 PM  

thorpe: Oh good god this is great: https://twitter.com/TepidButterASMR/st​atus/1333953239956533248

At 1:41 you get to see a horrible toupee.


I've never seen one with a chin strap before.
 
2020-12-02 1:05:52 AM  
I think this is great.

Every facility should do its best to get the mentally ill out in public as much as practical so they can get socialized.

Taking them to meet their legislators and share their concerns is a wonderful idea!

Every asylum should consider it.

And broadcast rights could pay for it!
 
2020-12-02 2:36:21 AM  
"We MUST throw out these ballots because the shea butter the Black Lives Matter used was just enticing. You just wanted to snuggle right into their ANTIFA arms, and that is entirely unfair as all we had was Old Spice and Baby Soft body mist."
 
2020-12-02 4:31:59 AM  
SHUT UP, KAREN!

 
2020-12-02 4:33:25 AM  
Rhinestones?  Dafuq?
 
2020-12-02 4:37:23 AM  
I SAW THE FRAUD I WILL SIGN A HALF A DAVID UNDER PNELETY OF PURJURY!
 
2020-12-02 4:38:32 AM  
The poll watchers were in the tallying room falsifying ballots and I saw one of the ballots and it looked at me!
 
2020-12-02 4:40:02 AM  
What is wrong with conservatives?
 
2020-12-02 4:40:38 AM  

thorpe: phaseolus: That whole thread is amazing

It truly is. Here it is unrolled for easier reading.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/133​3865384303321094.html

"Here's Matt, he loves FREEDOM. He was at the stop the steal rally. He wasn't a poll watcher. He is saying Obamas reign of destruction was caused by dominion voting machines. His testimony is about signs he saw at a rally. "

"Mr Parker. He said he got tired waiting to get into watch the votes being counted and left. He thinks because of this they should pass a law to redo the entire election. "

"Vickie. An Asian man brought in ballots to be counted. That's it. That was her whole story. "

"Terri said she saw a video at someones house that poll workers were told to be mean to her, she thinks maybe on YouTube. "

""voting by mail disenfranchises people" "


I'm confused, why would anyone be staring at this completely average looking person?

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2020-12-02 4:51:54 AM  

NetOwl: What is wrong with conservatives?


They live in perpetual fear and hatred. Ask anakin how that worked  out for him.
 
2020-12-02 4:52:31 AM  
Why is their profile pic Bruce McCulloch from the kids in the hall?
 
2020-12-02 4:53:03 AM  
Can't we just, like... saw everything south of the mason-dixon line off and set it out to sea?
 
2020-12-02 4:55:05 AM  

thorpe: BTW the Trumpers going through the queue and voting down submissions unfriendly to Trump have been very active the last week. Keep it up guys, it'll surely win the election for him!


I'm so glad mine expired.
 
2020-12-02 4:56:30 AM  

Alphax: Rhinestones?  Dafuq?


Is this about Dolly Parton saying that Black Lives Matter?
 
2020-12-02 4:56:53 AM  
The remarkable thing about all this is these folks make up somewhere around 40% of the population. It's frightening.
 
2020-12-02 4:57:54 AM  

Intone: Why is their profile pic Bruce McCulloch from the kids in the hall?


That was my thought as well.

They have good taste in comedy, at least.
 
2020-12-02 4:57:54 AM  
These people are not, I repeat, not insane.

They would have to improve markedly to achieve that status.

/Bring in mandatory IQ tests before allowing anyone to vote.
 
2020-12-02 5:00:27 AM  

Intone: Why is their profile pic Bruce McCulloch from the kids in the hall?


Who knows? But now I can't stop hearing the "These are the Daves I know" song.
 
2020-12-02 5:02:26 AM  
I never cease to be amazed at the stupidity of the average Republican.
 
2020-12-02 5:04:47 AM  

bayoukitty: Intone: Why is their profile pic Bruce McCulloch from the kids in the hall?

Who knows? But now I can't stop hearing the "These are the Daves I know" song.


You son of a biatch... you know damn well what it is to name that song.
 
2020-12-02 5:04:52 AM  

NetOwl: What is wrong with conservatives?


They are people of the land.  The common clay of the new west.
 
2020-12-02 5:13:55 AM  

Smoking GNU: NetOwl: What is wrong with conservatives?

They live in perpetual fear and hatred. Ask anakin how that worked  out for him.


These people are proof that some people are better off being illiterate than believing everything they read.
 
2020-12-02 5:16:25 AM  
I didn't get laid on election night. therefore every Biden vote is invalid. cheesecake librettos.
 
2020-12-02 5:21:29 AM  

Rent Party: NetOwl: What is wrong with conservatives?

They are people of the land.  The common clay of the new west.


They are Rhinestone Cowboys.

The David Hasselhof version is much better than Glen Campbell's.

The Knight Rider

10 time grammy winner loser Glen

Prove me wrong.
 
2020-12-02 5:28:51 AM  
You know who committed election fraud?

You guessed it ...


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2020-12-02 5:37:45 AM  
How does that NOT result in criminal charges for wasting the courts time?
 
2020-12-02 5:40:33 AM  
i know this is hilarious.  its hilarious to me.   its not hilarious when someone very mentally ill is in your family and there's not a lot of help for them in the usa.       was not hilarious when i got a call from ex secret service working for a fortune 500 security firm to assess the threats my sister was making on the internet before the 2016 election about hillary..  surprisingly the person was very aware of the 'asylum' shutdowns in the 70's and the promise to open outpatient services to care for people that never happened, and was empathetic to her situation.
 
2020-12-02 5:42:26 AM  
I saw the testimony of the woman who complained about the rhinestones.

Her name is Karen and she both looks and sounds exactly like you think she does.
 
2020-12-02 5:48:06 AM  
Rhinestones should be worn only by cowboys and Dolly Parton.
 
2020-12-02 5:48:15 AM  
Oh my god.

The last time I ran into anything like that, I was on the county locked ward, waiting for a bed on the adult inpatient ward to open up.

Christ. These are your acquaintances and neighbors, folks.
 
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2020-12-02 5:58:00 AM  
I heard the poll workers were eating crackers, too.
 
2020-12-02 5:59:50 AM  

WithinReason: thorpe: phaseolus: That whole thread is amazing

It truly is. Here it is unrolled for easier reading.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/133​3865384303321094.html

"Here's Matt, he loves FREEDOM. He was at the stop the steal rally. He wasn't a poll watcher. He is saying Obamas reign of destruction was caused by dominion voting machines. His testimony is about signs he saw at a rally. "

"Mr Parker. He said he got tired waiting to get into watch the votes being counted and left. He thinks because of this they should pass a law to redo the entire election. "

"Vickie. An Asian man brought in ballots to be counted. That's it. That was her whole story. "

"Terri said she saw a video at someones house that poll workers were told to be mean to her, she thinks maybe on YouTube. "

""voting by mail disenfranchises people" "

I'm confused, why would anyone be staring at this completely average looking person?

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I wouldn't stare, but I also wouldn't turn my back on someone with that affect.
 
2020-12-02 6:07:00 AM  
They sure sound like losers.
 
2020-12-02 6:14:11 AM  
On my way to work, I will listen to Sean Hannity - I gotta keep tabs on them guys, so when someone starts parroting the nonsense, it doesn't catch me caught sayof.

He said that these people expressing their concerns about the election are Real American Heroes™ - I wonder if he'll have any of these people on his show?

/Already know the answer to that question...
 
2020-12-02 6:16:56 AM  
So much winning
 
2020-12-02 6:23:34 AM  

Minor Catastrophe: Rent Party: NetOwl: What is wrong with conservatives?

They are people of the land.  The common clay of the new west.

They are Rhinestone Cowboys.

The David Hasselhof version is much better than Glen Campbell's.

The Knight Rider

10 time grammy winner loser Glen

Prove me wrong.


Well, ok, but only because you asked.

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2020-12-02 6:24:26 AM  

pelloro: Can't we just, like... saw everything south of the mason-dixon line off and set it out to sea?



It would be quite the undertaking, and I'm sure quite cathartic once completed, but it would still leave you with Michigan, where this particular assembly took place.
 
2020-12-02 6:24:35 AM  

jayhawk88: A wizard cast a spell and made the show Parks and Rec come to life, and these are some of the people that were created by that dark magic.

We should attempt to locate this wizard and destroy him, lest his machinations lead to more sorrow and ruin.


Sorry, I feel only joy at further evidence that republicans are low functioning idiots.
 
2020-12-02 6:30:44 AM  

Roshamon: You know who committed election fraud?

You guessed it ...


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Well what do you expect f you keep supporting fringe candidates?

/I show myself out then.
 
2020-12-02 6:31:49 AM  
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/the nurse should probably lose her job before she kills her patients
//all 3 need to be locked up in the loony bin
 
2020-12-02 6:32:05 AM  

Roshamon: You know who committed election fraud?

You guessed it ...


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Truly a crime against humanity.

Sylvester Stallone sings - "Drinkenstein"
Youtube y4raj5m575M
 
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