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2020-12-01 9:55:00 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-12-01 9:55:36 PM  
If Section 230 goes, Trump will be the first account torched from every social media site in existence
 
2020-12-01 9:58:35 PM  
when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?
 
2020-12-01 10:00:18 PM  
I would love for Trump's term to end on a veto override.

Section 230 isn't going away like this and the Republicans aren't about to defund the military weeks before an election that determines the Senate.
 
2020-12-01 10:00:33 PM  
Amendment 25.
 
2020-12-01 10:01:38 PM  
when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

Okay, Queeg, okay.
 
2020-12-01 10:02:02 PM  
That's not corporate welfare loser.
 
2020-12-01 10:02:13 PM  

Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?


I bet he's flipped it over in a blind rage a couple times, and then someone told him that it's valuable.
 
2020-12-01 10:02:17 PM  

Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?


He's pissed because of this:

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2020-12-01 10:02:27 PM  
He definitely wrote that one
 
2020-12-01 10:03:17 PM  
Republicans will do whatever Putin tells them to do.
 
2020-12-01 10:04:41 PM  
Irrelevant president says what?
 
2020-12-01 10:04:49 PM  
And people wonder why Biden got atypically large support from the losers and suckers demographic. Go and do this, farkwad. We're only about to fall off an economic and public health cliff.
 
2020-12-01 10:05:05 PM  
"Dangerous"?

When #DiaperDon was trending he said Section 230 had to be repealed because of "national security." I know he's talking out of his ass, but is he regurgitating some sort of half-remembered Fox/Newsmax/OANN talking point somewhere about how Section 230 endangers the US, or is it more along the lines of "Section 230 is dangerous because of what I'm gonna do if you don't repeal Section 230"?
 
2020-12-01 10:05:40 PM  
We are trying to take back America from your stupid ass you orange turd.
 
2020-12-01 10:05:59 PM  

markie_farkie: He's pissed because of this:


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2020-12-01 10:06:00 PM  
This is very stupid.
 
2020-12-01 10:07:13 PM  

Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?


Do you expect him to use the ugly one?
 
2020-12-01 10:12:19 PM  
So you mean Parler can be held responsible for all the whacko cray-cray shiat racists post to their servers? Hmm...
 
2020-12-01 10:14:01 PM  
He quacks more than an actual lame duck.
 
2020-12-01 10:18:21 PM  
He is so farking pissed off right now
 
2020-12-01 10:21:02 PM  

cretinbob: He is so farking pissed off right now


Good.

Maybe he'll rage quit before January.
 
2020-12-01 10:28:19 PM  

NeoCortex42: cretinbob: He is so farking pissed off right now

Good.

Maybe he'll rage quit before January.


Come on debilitating stroke! Please, God, I ask for so little.
 
2020-12-01 10:33:43 PM  
Wow, "TAKE BACK AMERICA NOW!" this, this is our president. Even now I still find more ways to despise this person, Idc what happens to him, just make him gone and quietly incarcerated.  Please, we beg you.
 
2020-12-01 10:36:58 PM  
Man, he sure is doing as much damage to the party as possible on his way out.
Hope it bites them all in the ass.
 
2020-12-01 10:39:37 PM  
Trump already vowed to kill that military spending bill because it scrapped Confederate names.

He's just angry he lost the military support needed to pull off a coup.
 
2020-12-01 10:40:19 PM  
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Good luck finding our headquarters!
 
2020-12-01 10:51:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?

I bet he's flipped it over in a blind rage a couple times, and then someone told him that it's valuable.


He doesn't have the strength to flip over a Solo cup.
 
2020-12-01 11:02:54 PM  

Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?


What, you've never f*cked a desk?
 
2020-12-01 11:30:42 PM  

Cake Hunter: This is very stupid.


It really is all so very stupid.
 
2020-12-01 11:45:19 PM  

NeoCortex42: If Section 230 goes, Trump will be the first account torched from every social media site in existence


I'll get the lights.
 
2020-12-01 11:46:19 PM  
Putin is still threatening to release the pee tape isn't he?
 
2020-12-02 12:14:31 AM  

Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?


Absolutely stone-cold 100% guaranteed he tries to steal it.  Literally pack it up and put it on a truck steal it.
 
2020-12-02 1:27:54 AM  

Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?


He's spent a lot of time hiding under it lately.
 
2020-12-02 2:16:31 AM  
 Time's almost up and he knows his ass is going down .. Barr must have told him there's no way he can cover him on the pardons for sale grift ..
 
2020-12-02 2:17:19 AM  
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2020-12-02 2:18:05 AM  
I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've said it a thousand times, Trump is a piece of shiat and he should have died from COVID.
 
2020-12-02 2:18:08 AM  
As if that's going to stop people from making fun of him.
 
2020-12-02 2:18:38 AM  
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2020-12-02 2:18:45 AM  

Cake Hunter: This is very stupid.


This is what we call Par, currently.
 
2020-12-02 2:22:06 AM  

lolmao500: I've said it once, I've said it twice, I've said it a thousand times, Trump is a piece of shiat and he should have died from COVID.


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Back to the Future's writers got there in the 90's.
 
2020-12-02 2:22:06 AM  

Cake Hunter: This is very stupid.


Just like Trump's entire existence. Yet he's still alive and free.
 
2020-12-02 2:22:20 AM  
It's not like we can afford the military.  Cut the budget 80%, and it's still the most expensive military in the world.
 
2020-12-02 2:22:42 AM  
He didn't write...half of that.
 
2020-12-02 2:24:10 AM  
Finally, he makes an effort to win over the left.

*Checks calendar*

Damn it, missed it by this much.
 
2020-12-02 2:24:18 AM  

tonguedepressor: Wow, "TAKE BACK AMERICA NOW!" this, this is our president. Even now I still find more ways to despise this person, Idc what happens to him, just make him gone and quietly incarcerated.  Please, we beg you.


Put his fat ass in solitary for the rest of his life and put cameras to film him 24/7 on twitch or something with music. Get donations to ''get him out of prison''... and give all the money to NGOs helping immigrants.
 
2020-12-02 2:25:26 AM  
Ultimatums are not how deals are done!

You farking muppet.
 
2020-12-02 2:25:33 AM  
"I wonder why the soldiers don't like me? I wonder why everyone is making so much fun of me all the time?"
 
2020-12-02 2:25:53 AM  

Shostie: when sent to the very beautiful Resolute desk.

The hell...?


He better not try to take it with him. It's not his.
 
2020-12-02 2:26:00 AM  
Poor Donald, can't take the heat.
 
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