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2020-12-01 6:52:34 PM  
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2020-12-01 7:02:19 PM  
Dumb motherfarkers need to leave shiat alone.
Don't give Iran justification.
 
2020-12-01 7:09:59 PM  

cretinbob: Don't give Iran justification.


As if the US paying Saddam in the 1980s to go to war against them and commit atrocities wasn't justification enough.
 
2020-12-01 7:23:58 PM  
We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.
 
2020-12-01 7:35:23 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.


Yup. Iran was making diplomatic relations with the west in 2000-2001, hell while Pakistan was protecting the talibans and al-qaeda and we were sucking up to them like cowards after 9/11, Iran were arresting every single taliban fleeing from afghanistan and giving them to us.

Iran was ready to be BFFs again with the west, the moderates were in control. Then this dumbfark Bush put them in the axis of evil and all that goodwill and moderation vanished in a minute.

Farking Bush ruined the farking world with his BS. Without him : most of the shiat that happened in the last 20 years wouldnt have happened, including the 2008 economic crash, the huge debt and Trump.

He needs to pay for that shiat.
 
2020-12-01 7:49:59 PM  
Then of course the CIA deposing their elected leader and installing the Shah because they dared to nationalize their oil and gas industry.
 
2020-12-01 9:27:29 PM  
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When you have Nukes they leave you alone. Of course Iran wants nukes.
 
2020-12-01 9:55:39 PM  
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2020-12-01 10:20:51 PM  

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When you have Nukes they leave you alone. Of course Iran wants nukes.


What, no Ghandi?
 
2020-12-01 10:21:42 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.


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2020-12-01 10:22:27 PM  

Somacandra: [Fark user image image 220x315] [Fark user image image 220x293] [Fark user image image 225x289]

When you have Nukes they leave you alone. Of course Iran wants nukes.


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2020-12-01 10:22:58 PM  

Jake Havechek: Then of course the CIA deposing their elected leader and installing the Shah because they dared to nationalize their oil and gas industry.


Mossedagh had become a dictator by that time and was no longer operating as a democratic leader.  Also, the Shah was never out of power, even during the time of Mosssedagh.
 
2020-12-01 10:24:15 PM  

Stibium: Somacandra: [Fark user image 220x315] [Fark user image 220x293] [Fark user image 225x289]

When you have Nukes they leave you alone. Of course Iran wants nukes.

What, no Ghandi?


Damnit too slow
 
2020-12-01 10:25:35 PM  
Hashtag IanDeal? I thought that thing died years ago. But maybe it was just Thursday? I'm sorry, it's hard to keep track of time these days.

/ I feel like I'm Picard in "The Inner Light" and minutes pass by like years
// Which is totally different from hours seeming like days
/// If we go by the book
 
2020-12-01 10:26:05 PM  

lolmao500: Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.

Yup. Iran was making diplomatic relations with the west in 2000-2001, hell while Pakistan was protecting the talibans and al-qaeda and we were sucking up to them like cowards after 9/11, Iran were arresting every single taliban fleeing from afghanistan and giving them to us.

Iran was ready to be BFFs again with the west, the moderates were in control. Then this dumbfark Bush put them in the axis of evil and all that goodwill and moderation vanished in a minute.

Farking Bush ruined the farking world with his BS. Without him : most of the shiat that happened in the last 20 years wouldnt have happened, including the 2008 economic crash, the huge debt and Trump.

He needs to pay for that shiat.


Ugh, yes. The screaming idiot, luckily, didn't get to fark up the world as much as he wanted. The vice president's pet did, and that is the source of all of our foreign policy problems.
 
2020-12-01 10:27:56 PM  

spfccmt: Hashtag IanDeal? I thought that thing died years ago. But maybe it was just Thursday? I'm sorry, it's hard to keep track of time these days.

/ I feel like I'm Picard in "The Inner Light" and minutes pass by like years
// Which is totally different from hours seeming like days
/// If we go by the book


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2020-12-01 10:29:08 PM  

lolmao500: Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.

Yup. Iran was making diplomatic relations with the west in 2000-2001, hell while Pakistan was protecting the talibans and al-qaeda and we were sucking up to them like cowards after 9/11, Iran were arresting every single taliban fleeing from afghanistan and giving them to us.

Iran was ready to be BFFs again with the west, the moderates were in control. Then this dumbfark Bush put them in the axis of evil and all that goodwill and moderation vanished in a minute.

Farking Bush ruined the farking world with his BS. Without him : most of the shiat that happened in the last 20 years wouldnt have happened, including the 2008 economic crash, the huge debt and Trump.

He needs to pay for that shiat.


Pretty sure chaos in the middle east has been high on the Republicans' agenda for the last fifty years or so.
 
2020-12-01 10:43:59 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.


So long as nukes exist, those without them will he at the mercy of those that do, which is why every national power that doesn't have them, wants them.


\\Why do you think the church has so thoroughly infiltrated the Air Force?
 
2020-12-01 10:44:00 PM  

lolmao500: Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.

Yup. Iran was making diplomatic relations with the west in 2000-2001, hell while Pakistan was protecting the talibans and al-qaeda and we were sucking up to them like cowards after 9/11, Iran were arresting every single taliban fleeing from afghanistan and giving them to us.

Iran was ready to be BFFs again with the west, the moderates were in control. Then this dumbfark Bush put them in the axis of evil and all that goodwill and moderation vanished in a minute.

Farking Bush ruined the farking world with his BS. Without him : most of the shiat that happened in the last 20 years wouldnt have happened, including the 2008 economic crash, the huge debt and Trump.

He needs to pay for that shiat.


The Syrian crisis, the refugees that streamed into Europe causing a massive immigrant panic that played into the hands of the Putin-supported nationalist parties across Europe, the emboldening of Putin in Ukraine, hell even Brexit.

All of this can be sourced back to Bush's idiotic adventurism in Iraq.
 
2020-12-01 10:45:37 PM  

Somacandra: [Fark user image image 220x315] [Fark user image image 220x293] [Fark user image image 225x289]

When you have Nukes they leave you alone. Of course Iran wants nukes.


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2020-12-01 10:49:32 PM  

spfccmt: Hashtag IanDeal? I thought that thing died years ago. But maybe it was just Thursday? I'm sorry, it's hard to keep track of time these days.

/ I feel like I'm Picard in "The Inner Light" and minutes pass by like years
// Which is totally different from hours seeming like days
/// If we go by the book


Goddamnit, is my nephew up to bullshiat again?
 
2020-12-01 10:51:25 PM  

lolmao500: Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.

Yup. Iran was making diplomatic relations with the west in 2000-2001, hell while Pakistan was protecting the talibans and al-qaeda and we were sucking up to them like cowards after 9/11, Iran were arresting every single taliban fleeing from afghanistan and giving them to us.

Iran was ready to be BFFs again with the west, the moderates were in control. Then this dumbfark Bush put them in the axis of evil and all that goodwill and moderation vanished in a minute.

Farking Bush ruined the farking world with his BS. Without him : most of the shiat that happened in the last 20 years wouldnt have happened, including the 2008 economic crash, the huge debt and Trump.

He needs to pay for that shiat.


No, see, we had to let foreign policy go completely off the rails for the sake of *heeeeeealing the nation*.
 
2020-12-01 10:54:07 PM  

lolmao500: Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.

Yup. Iran was making diplomatic relations with the west in 2000-2001, hell while Pakistan was protecting the talibans and al-qaeda and we were sucking up to them like cowards after 9/11, Iran were arresting every single taliban fleeing from afghanistan and giving them to us.

Iran was ready to be BFFs again with the west, the moderates were in control. Then this dumbfark Bush put them in the axis of evil and all that goodwill and moderation vanished in a minute.

Farking Bush ruined the farking world with his BS. Without him : most of the shiat that happened in the last 20 years wouldnt have happened, including the 2008 economic crash, the huge debt and Trump.

He needs to pay for that shiat.


How do you feel about Obama's wife hugging and kissing him then?
 
2020-12-01 10:55:30 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: lolmao500: Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.

Yup. Iran was making diplomatic relations with the west in 2000-2001, hell while Pakistan was protecting the talibans and al-qaeda and we were sucking up to them like cowards after 9/11, Iran were arresting every single taliban fleeing from afghanistan and giving them to us.

Iran was ready to be BFFs again with the west, the moderates were in control. Then this dumbfark Bush put them in the axis of evil and all that goodwill and moderation vanished in a minute.

Farking Bush ruined the farking world with his BS. Without him : most of the shiat that happened in the last 20 years wouldnt have happened, including the 2008 economic crash, the huge debt and Trump.

He needs to pay for that shiat.

How do you feel about Obama's wife hugging and kissing him then?


Well shes dead to me. Hugging and kissing war criminals and mass murderers shouldnt be a thing. She should have done the world a solid and punched him in the throat.
 
2020-12-01 10:59:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.


Jeff did it, and you can too!

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2020-12-01 11:03:57 PM  
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Hey Israel, you dumb mother farkers
 
2020-12-01 11:18:40 PM  
Toxophil:
Pretty sure chaos in the middle east has been high on the Republicans' CONSERVATIVE agenda for the last fifty 100 years or so.

Let's remember current Middle East Chaos is the direct product of decisions made after WWI.
 
2020-12-01 11:42:38 PM  
F*cking Israel.  Jeezus f*cking Christ.

I figure they probably knew this was going to happen and did it anyway because they wanted to try and sink the possibility of reviving the JCPOA.
 
2020-12-02 12:26:15 AM  

Gawdzila: F*cking Israel.  Jeezus f*cking Christ.

I figure they probably knew this was going to happen and did it anyway because they wanted to try and sink the possibility of reviving the JCPOA.


About the only thing Israel knows how to do at this point is poke the tiger because they can. They HAVE to get the last shot in; it's what they think "standing firm" looks like. When you have a whole nation built on survivor guilt and "never forgive, never forget", you're going to have a foreign policy whose motto is
שביתה אחרונה

Even if that means the war goes on forever.
 
2020-12-02 12:43:07 AM  
I still am not convinced this last hit job was Israeli...It was sloppy planning, poorly executed and
not really their style..They would just drone or sniper or disappear the person completely.
This was a sloppy mess with car bombs and people shooting at an obviously armored vehicle hoping
the target would get out, etc.. etc.. a lot of assumptions for a hit job.. Sloppy..
This was Saudi Arabia.. This was their jab at Iran for the current Yemen mess..They got some of their
militant friends (like ISIS guys) to go do that..And it was just what you'd expect..A half assed plan,
poorly done with lots of spray and pray shooting, and a pointless car bomb...
 
2020-12-02 12:51:58 AM  

cretinbob: Dumb motherfarkers need to leave shiat alone.
Don't give Iran justification.


I think that Israel is deliberately goading them into starting up the program so they can bomb their research facilities back into the stone age. And as an added bonus it is 2020 so do not be shocked if Israel drops a nuke on Iran! Yeah, I seriously doubt Israel would do that, but it is 2020 after all!
 
2020-12-02 1:26:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: When you have a whole nation built on survivor guilt and "never forgive, never forget",


They're pretty good at forgetting when it comes to palestinians or the chinese putting a million muslims in concentration camps to ''reform them''.

If China was putting a million jews in concentration camps to reform them, would Israel say something?

Israel and the entire west moral leadership is a freaking joke. ''We remember the holocaust and will never allow something like that to happen again''... oh really??

What about the Rwanda genocide? 800 000 dead and nobody gave a fark.

What about the genocide in bengladesh in 71 where the pakistani army joined forced with jihadist groups to murder and rape?? 3 million people killed. Women raped by the hundreds of thousands. Nobody did shiat.

What about the genocide in Yugoslavia? Oh right, we're the UN we cant interfere (my uncle went there, the farking terrorists would bring a kidnapped woman in front of the UN base and rape her right then and there and nobody could do shiat because of UN rules).

Congo in 96? 200 000 dead. Worked with a woman who was a refugee there and saw lots of people killed including some of her own family. Nobody gave a shiat.

The recent Turkey-Azerbaijan attack on Armenia? Nobody gave a fark.

Never forget, never forgive is an empty slogan so right wingers in Israel can use the WW2 guilt to do whatever the fark they want.
 
2020-12-02 2:45:33 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: We had to go and put them on the "Axis of Evil", and then invade Iraq.

Who WOULDN'T get nukes after that?

I'd get nukes, that's for sure.  I wouldn't mind having some nukes right now, in fact.


Honestly, no snark, it's the only way to protect yourself from the US.
 
2020-12-02 2:46:06 AM  

lolmao500: Gyrfalcon: When you have a whole nation built on survivor guilt and "never forgive, never forget",

They're pretty good at forgetting when it comes to palestinians or the chinese putting a million muslims in concentration camps to ''reform them''.

If China was putting a million jews in concentration camps to reform them, would Israel say something?

Israel and the entire west moral leadership is a freaking joke. ''We remember the holocaust and will never allow something like that to happen again''... oh really??

What about the Rwanda genocide? 800 000 dead and nobody gave a fark.

What about the genocide in bengladesh in 71 where the pakistani army joined forced with jihadist groups to murder and rape?? 3 million people killed. Women raped by the hundreds of thousands. Nobody did shiat.

What about the genocide in Yugoslavia? Oh right, we're the UN we cant interfere (my uncle went there, the farking terrorists would bring a kidnapped woman in front of the UN base and rape her right then and there and nobody could do shiat because of UN rules).

Congo in 96? 200 000 dead. Worked with a woman who was a refugee there and saw lots of people killed including some of her own family. Nobody gave a shiat.

The recent Turkey-Azerbaijan attack on Armenia? Nobody gave a fark.

Never forget, never forgive is an empty slogan so right wingers in Israel can use the WW2 guilt to do whatever the fark they want.


Were you under the impression that it meant "never again anywhere else"? Dude, it doesn't even mean "never again to other Jews." It only means "never again to Jews in Israel."

I truly believe, after watching the last 60 years unspool in the Middle East, that Israel keeps everything stirred up only because that has become their national identity: a brave House of David fighting the House of Ishmael; when in reality they're the House of Lamech, seeking out vengeance seventy and sevenfold for every wrong.

But anyone else's wrong, they could give a shiat.
 
2020-12-02 5:12:39 AM  
The Iranians would be farking morons not to go as hard as possible to get nukes. It's the only way to protect themselves.
 
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