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(Axios)   Article wonders what's Biden's Space Force going to look like? Is it going to be fully armed and operational? Or will he leave it out in the cold where nobody can hear them scream?   (axios.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Donald Trump, Iraq War, big picture, President-elect Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Ivana Trump, Fred Trump  
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2020-12-01 3:46:21 PM  
That....wasn't a very detailed or developed "article."

One of the first things the executive branch will focus on is to develop a National Security Strategy from which will flow a National Defense Strategy that will inform the military of their priorities.
 
2020-12-01 4:20:06 PM  

johnny_vegas: That....wasn't a very detailed or developed "article."


Axios tends towards short news articles 300 words or less.

They don't really do deep dives into anything.
 
2020-12-01 4:35:00 PM  

Shostie: johnny_vegas: That....wasn't a very detailed or developed "article."

Axios tends towards short news articles 300 words or less.

They don't really do deep dives into anything.


I guess I never read anything from them, thanks!
 
2020-12-01 6:07:44 PM  
The enemy base is down.
 
2020-12-01 6:39:48 PM  
Fold it back into the Air Force.
 
2020-12-01 6:40:33 PM  

Shostie: johnny_vegas: That....wasn't a very detailed or developed "article."

Axios tends towards short news articles 300 words or less.

They don't really do deep dives into anything.


Yeah but this is particularly bad writing.  It's just an opinion piece that masks hearsay as evidence.
 
2020-12-01 6:42:03 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Fold it back into the Air Force.


This
 
2020-12-01 6:43:06 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Fold it back into the Air Force.


And rename Space Force/Space Command to Airless Force.
 
2020-12-01 6:44:00 PM  

HighwayBill: brainlordmesomorph: Fold it back into the Air Force.

And rename Space Force/Space Command to Airless Force.


Make it really kick-ass and efficient and name it Obamaforce!
 
2020-12-01 6:45:03 PM  
The first astronaut to be sent on a trip to Pluto will be Trump. Sans spaceship.
 
2020-12-01 6:45:13 PM  

aleister_greynight: Shostie: johnny_vegas: That....wasn't a very detailed or developed "article."

Axios tends towards short news articles 300 words or less.

They don't really do deep dives into anything.

Yeah but this is particularly bad writing.  It's just an opinion piece that masks hearsay as evidence.


shh, guiliani needs a post-trump job too
 
2020-12-01 6:47:15 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: HighwayBill: brainlordmesomorph: Fold it back into the Air Force.

And rename Space Force/Space Command to Airless Force.

Make it really kick-ass and efficient and name it Obamaforce!


Sounds like a spinoff from X-Presidents.
 
2020-12-01 6:47:19 PM  
I yearn for enough orbital weapons platforms to block the sun's light and offset global warming.
 
2020-12-01 6:49:41 PM  
Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.
 
2020-12-01 6:52:33 PM  

johnny_vegas: is to develop a National Security Strategy


Step 1)  Colonize space.
Step 2)
Step 3)  Green space marines.
 
2020-12-01 6:52:46 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.


This
 
2020-12-01 6:54:53 PM  

farkingismybusiness: The enemy base is down.


All your base are belong to us
 
2020-12-01 6:54:54 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.


/alien like typing detected.
 
2020-12-01 6:55:23 PM  

HighwayBill: brainlordmesomorph: Fold it back into the Air Force.

And rename Space Force/Space Command to Airless Force.


Suck Force


Cause it's a vacuum and it sucks
 
2020-12-01 6:56:29 PM  
I figured Biden would just fold it back into the Air Force, where it needs to be.
 
2020-12-01 6:56:41 PM  
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Just where it belongs.
 
2020-12-01 6:57:19 PM  
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2020-12-01 6:58:08 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.


Don't know what they do, huh?
 
2020-12-01 7:00:30 PM  
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That's what scares me... this is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Cause I thought we were explorers.
 
2020-12-01 7:01:32 PM  
Isn't it obvious what it will become?

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2020-12-01 7:03:21 PM  
In space no one can hear you mumble through a mask.
 
2020-12-01 7:05:19 PM  

johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.

Don't know what they do, huh?


Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.
 
2020-12-01 7:05:50 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: [i.imgflip.com image 770x433]


Concentrate, Daniel-san
 
2020-12-01 7:06:55 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: [thefanmetareader.files.wordpress.com image 500x208]

That's what scares me... this is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Cause I thought we were explorers.


Uses a military structure.  Tons of people trained and carrying weapons.  Routinely goes into worlds while armed and farks shiat up.  Has exterminated an entire race.  (You can't kill the sole queen of a colony race and say you didn't exterminate the race.)  Routinely fights in military encounters.  Routinely encounters beings or incredible power and defeat them or destroy them.

Sure, just explorers.
 
2020-12-01 7:07:28 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Fold it back into the Air Force.


BTW while we're at it, The Marines are redundant, too.
 
2020-12-01 7:08:04 PM  
Space Oddity
Youtube KaOC9danxNo
 
2020-12-01 7:13:11 PM  
I'd like to know more.
 
2020-12-01 7:13:25 PM  
I would flip the Space Force to the State Dept and mobilize an array of diplomats for 2 purposes:

1) prevent the weaponization of space

2) encourage the shared colonization of the Moon, mars, and asteroid belt
 
2020-12-01 7:13:55 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.

Don't know what they do, huh?

Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.


Let's see:
- the Space Vault
- the Space Fence tracking system
- GPS (that's kind of a big deal, btw)

Plus launch sites and other radars, space denial and control functions, adversary squadrons, etc
 
2020-12-01 7:15:44 PM  
Hopefully not much.

Because an arms race in space is really not number 1 on the list of things people need to be doing right now.
 
2020-12-01 7:17:50 PM  
Je

Kumana Wanalaia: DrD'isInfotainment: [i.imgflip.com image 770x433]

Concentrate, Daniel-san


He's doin it while bottoming his jacket.
How cool is that?
 
2020-12-01 7:18:50 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: 2) encourage the shared colonization of the Moon, mars, and asteroid belt


What kind of commie crap is that?  America needs to get there first and colonize everything.
 
2020-12-01 7:19:09 PM  

johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.

Don't know what they do, huh?

Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.

Let's see:
- the Space Vault
- the Space Fence tracking system
- GPS (that's kind of a big deal, btw)

Plus launch sites and other radars, space denial and control functions, adversary squadrons, etc


Oh You mean everything the farking Air Force did...


Its hard to tell online, are you trying to be funny, or are you serious?
 
2020-12-01 7:21:16 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.

Don't know what they do, huh?

Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.

Let's see:
- the Space Vault
- the Space Fence tracking system
- GPS (that's kind of a big deal, btw)

Plus launch sites and other radars, space denial and control functions, adversary squadrons, etc

Oh You mean everything the farking Air Force did...


Its hard to tell online, are you trying to be funny, or are you serious?


You said:
Abolish it.  Flat out and remove it.

Did you mean:
Transfer it back to the Air Force?  Cause that's not what you said.
 
2020-12-01 7:22:02 PM  

RussianPotato: Bennie Crabtree: 2) encourage the shared colonization of the Moon, mars, and asteroid belt

What kind of commie crap is that?  America needs to get there first and colonize everything.


Ask Putin to gift me some e115.
I believe you Earth people call it "Moscovium".

Then I'll take Vladimir with me when I go back where I came from.
 
2020-12-01 7:23:59 PM  

johnny_vegas: Did you mean:
Transfer it back to the Air Force?  Cause that's not what you said.


Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.

Ok, you get the bait fish response, because thats what pedantic twits get. 

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2020-12-01 7:25:07 PM  

Flincher: HighwayBill: brainlordmesomorph: Fold it back into the Air Force.

And rename Space Force/Space Command to Airless Force.

Suck Force


Cause it's a vacuum and it sucks


Can it switch from suck to blow?
 
2020-12-01 7:25:53 PM  

johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Abolish it.

Flat out remove it.

Don't know what they do, huh?

Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.

Let's see:
- the Space Vault
- the Space Fence tracking system
- GPS (that's kind of a big deal, btw)

Plus launch sites and other radars, space denial and control functions, adversary squadrons, etc

Oh You mean everything the farking Air Force did...


Its hard to tell online, are you trying to be funny, or are you serious?

You said:
Abolish it.  Flat out and remove it.

Did you mean:
Transfer it back to the Air Force?  Cause that's not what you said.


It has Trump's stink on it.  Get rid of it.
 
2020-12-01 7:30:48 PM  
Tell Trump there's evidence of stolen votes on the Sun and he'll want go on the first Space Force mission.  Reassure him the mission will go at night so he'll be perfectly safe.
 
2020-12-01 7:31:13 PM  
Fold it into our already existing us space command and simply give them more resources?
 
2020-12-01 7:31:18 PM  
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2020-12-01 7:32:31 PM  
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2020-12-01 7:35:51 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: Did you mean:
Transfer it back to the Air Force?  Cause that's not what you said.

Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.

Ok, you get the bait fish response, because thats what pedantic twits get. 

[Fark user image image 625x626]


No, pedantic would be pointing out you don't know the meaning of the word pedantic.
Pointing out you don't know how to express yourself in a comprehensible fashion is an entirely different thing altogether
 
2020-12-01 7:37:23 PM  

johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: Did you mean:
Transfer it back to the Air Force?  Cause that's not what you said.

Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.

Ok, you get the bait fish response, because thats what pedantic twits get. 

[Fark user image image 625x626]

No, pedantic would be pointing out you don't know the meaning of the word pedantic.
Pointing out you don't know how to express yourself in a comprehensible fashion is an entirely different thing altogether


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2020-12-01 7:39:03 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: johnny_vegas: Did you mean:
Transfer it back to the Air Force?  Cause that's not what you said.

Why don't you explain to the class the absolutely vital role of the Air Fo... Space Force.

Ok, you get the bait fish response, because thats what pedantic twits get. 

[Fark user image image 625x626]

No, pedantic would be pointing out you don't know the meaning of the word pedantic.
Pointing out you don't know how to express yourself in a comprehensible fashion is an entirely different thing altogether

[Fark user image image 600x600]


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