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(Billboard)   Ice-T notes his father-in-law no longer believes Covid-19 is a conspiracy after 40 days in the ICU close to death. Now if he could only convince Detective Munch that there is no conspiracy at a five-year-old's lemonade stand   (billboard.com) divider line
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2020-12-01 6:22:10 PM  
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2020-12-01 7:27:42 PM  
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2020-12-01 8:04:32 PM  
Well I for one wish him a long and lengthy recovery.
 
2020-12-01 8:05:05 PM  
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2020-12-01 8:37:51 PM  
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2020-12-01 8:45:35 PM  
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2020-12-01 8:59:07 PM  
John Mulaney: New in Town - Ice-T on "SVU" & Old Murder Investigations
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2020-12-01 8:59:34 PM  
I've never seen an episode of that show but that meme never is not hilarious.
 
2020-12-01 9:01:38 PM  
Idiots never learn.
Intelligent people learn from their mistakes.
The truly wise learn from the mistakes of others.
 
2020-12-01 9:11:33 PM  
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2020-12-01 9:15:22 PM  
One would need to believe that tens of thousands of health care professionals are in on the conspiracy...and believe that anything is in it for them to lie about it.
 
2020-12-01 9:20:35 PM  

mcsiegs: One would need to believe that tens of thousands of health care professionals are in on the conspiracy...and believe that anything is in it for them to lie about it.


"But they get MORE MONEY for every 'positive' test!"

-Thousands of dipshiat idiot mouth-breathing morons
 
2020-12-01 9:36:38 PM  
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2020-12-01 9:46:07 PM  
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2020-12-01 10:01:00 PM  
This seems as good a place as any to show off mine, inspired by this terrifying article.

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2020-12-01 10:08:38 PM  
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2020-12-01 10:15:57 PM  
David Neal Levin GEICO Lemonade Ice T - Full Version
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2020-12-02 12:17:55 AM  
They call it COVID. It's when they superglue VR sets to their VICs eyes and duct-tape their heads together. They make them believe they've been conjoined since birth and have married, had children and had happy lives. 50 minutes seems like 60 years! Then they unplug them and promise them that the only way to save their families is to sell their asses for a few months. Within a few weeks, they punch their own tickets and these scumbags move on. We gotta do somethin' about this, Elliot and Olivia!
 
2020-12-02 12:18:54 AM  
Munch was not originally the conspiracy theorist. It was the little salami brain:

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2020-12-02 12:19:38 AM  

MagSeven: They call it COVID. It's when they superglue VR sets to their VICs eyes and duct-tape their heads together. They make them believe they've been conjoined since birth and have married, had children and had happy lives. 50 minutes seems like 60 years! Then they unplug them and promise them that the only way to save their families is to sell their asses for a few months. Within a few weeks, they punch their own tickets and these scumbags move on. We gotta do somethin' about this, Elliot and Olivia!


Oh! And speedy recovery Coco's dad!
 
2020-12-02 1:23:44 AM  

Mugato: I've never seen an episode of that show but that meme never is not hilarious.


I make it a point to find Ice-T Law & Order SVU meme threads. They are always funny even after lo these years. If you watch the show, that's actually how he talks. "I'm the street-wise cop here, lemme explain my pulse on the street to you." The meme works because it's hard to tell if it's a joke or an actual quote from the show. His street-cred is so overblown in the series.

/i miss the original Law & Order
 
2020-12-02 5:57:55 AM  

mcsiegs: One would need to believe that tens of thousands of health care professionals are in on the conspiracy...and believe that anything is in it for them to lie about it.


more than that.  every doctor, nurse, EMT, paramedic, every person that works in a hospital worldwide would have to be in on it.

and then you get the scientists, epidemiologists, and every person who makes and/or sells ventilators.

plus the people who have contracted Covid and either still is in or has been in a hospital and their immediate families.

the size of the conspiracy would be larger than some countries.
 
2020-12-02 6:01:47 AM  

Skeleton Man: mcsiegs: One would need to believe that tens of thousands of health care professionals are in on the conspiracy...and believe that anything is in it for them to lie about it.

"But they get MORE MONEY for every 'positive' test!"

-Thousands of dipshiat idiot mouth-breathing morons


Yep. Offsetting a small portion of the loss of treating covid patients isn't getting money.
 
2020-12-02 6:41:01 AM  
An Ice T thread and not pictures of his wife, I am leaving very disappointed.
 
2020-12-02 9:37:27 AM  
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R.I.P. ICE T



/word to your father-in-law

 
2020-12-02 10:30:18 AM  
Darlene > Coco
 
2020-12-02 10:38:18 AM  

dickfreckle: Mugato: I've never seen an episode of that show but that meme never is not hilarious.

I make it a point to find Ice-T Law & Order SVU meme threads. They are always funny even after lo these years. If you watch the show, that's actually how he talks. "I'm the street-wise cop here, lemme explain my pulse on the street to you." The meme works because it's hard to tell if it's a joke or an actual quote from the show. His street-cred is so overblown in the series.

/i miss the original Law & Order


I miss the Munch and Fin interchange. SVU was my favorite in the franchise and those two were the best of the show. Hated Stabler but that might be because I watched Meloni in OZ and some of those images stuck.
 
2020-12-02 11:05:13 AM  

catmandu: dickfreckle: Mugato: I've never seen an episode of that show but that meme never is not hilarious.

I make it a point to find Ice-T Law & Order SVU meme threads. They are always funny even after lo these years. If you watch the show, that's actually how he talks. "I'm the street-wise cop here, lemme explain my pulse on the street to you." The meme works because it's hard to tell if it's a joke or an actual quote from the show. His street-cred is so overblown in the series.

/i miss the original Law & Order

I miss the Munch and Fin interchange. SVU was my favorite in the franchise and those two were the best of the show. Hated Stabler but that might be because I watched Meloni in OZ and some of those images stuck.


One of Meloni's lesser gigs was as the gay Vegas hotel clerk who was pissing off an already irascible cop convention crowd by delaying or moving their reservations. Hunter Thompson says something ike "Excuse me, I'll be out of your hair in a minute, and the Meloni character responds to being respected and whisks HST to his suite.

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - The Pink Flamingo (HD)
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The point is, Meloni doesn't always play a guy with serious mental issues.

/oh, and with you on Munch and Finn
 
2020-12-02 11:16:04 AM  
The ultimate level of selfishness. They don't care about something until it impacts them personally.
 
2020-12-02 12:21:36 PM  
LEMONADE!!
 
2020-12-02 3:07:41 PM  

mcsiegs: One would need to believe that tens of thousands of health care professionals are in on the conspiracy...and believe that anything is in it for them to lie about it.


Some dingus on my FB believes it is a Global conspiracy where every government got together and made a plan to control the world's population.
 
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