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2020-12-01 2:29:36 PM  
How to improve eggnog, make it, don't buy it.

But you say, that's a lot of work.  Well, yeah, it's more work than buying it but that's a good thing.  It's super unhealthy (but delicious), so if you have to make it from scratch you drink less of it.  But the stuff you do drink tastes better.

It's my new diet plan that I just came up with in this post, eat unhealthy stuff if you want, but you have to make it from scratch.  That will use your laziness to lose weight.
 
2020-12-01 2:37:28 PM  
Or just make coquito, with MOAR rum.
 
2020-12-01 3:51:21 PM  
If hot apple cider and bourbon was good enough to make me (temporarily) lose a thumb, then dammit hot apple cider and bourbon (sometimes rum) is good enough for anything!

/that probably hurt
//Urgent Care will steal from your drunk ass
///Hospital ER in Austin sucks balls
 
2020-12-01 4:00:34 PM  

Axeofjudgement: If hot apple cider and bourbon was good enough to make me (temporarily) lose a thumb, then dammit hot apple cider and bourbon (sometimes rum) is good enough for anything!

/that probably hurt
//Urgent Care will steal from your drunk ass
///Hospital ER in Austin sucks balls


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2020-12-01 4:06:45 PM  
Rather have boilo
 
2020-12-01 4:52:23 PM  
I like eggnog. However, I don't like the calories it imparts, so I've started enjoying Silk Nog because it's only 80 calories a serving. It's also not as thick and I don't feel as bad drinking it directly from the carton.
 
2020-12-01 5:04:26 PM  
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/Bloomingdale's is sorry
 
2020-12-01 6:52:32 PM  
A few years ago I discovered the secret to amazing eggnog: drinking Rumchata instead.
 
2020-12-01 8:48:55 PM  
Damn, I love eggnog.  That and boiled custard.
 
2020-12-01 8:56:04 PM  

EvilEgg: How to improve eggnog, make it, don't buy it.

But you say, that's a lot of work.  Well, yeah, it's more work than buying it but that's a good thing.  It's super unhealthy (but delicious), so if you have to make it from scratch you drink less of it.  But the stuff you do drink tastes better.

It's my new diet plan that I just came up with in this post, eat unhealthy stuff if you want, but you have to make it from scratch.  That will use your laziness to lose weight.


I don't always abide by your philosophy but I strive toward it, for instance as a smoker, a cigarette is better if you take the time to roll it. Nor is it just hedonism. Peeling a navel orange and eating the sections is more pleasurable than sucking down a glass of orange juice. Tonight it was cold so I made clam chowder from scratch. (Canned clams, but still). Much like sex, the journey is the reward and not the destination.
 
2020-12-01 9:28:31 PM  
nutmeg, cinnamon, whisky, and a pinch of salt.
 
2020-12-01 9:47:20 PM  

hubiestubert: Or just make coquito, with MOAR rum.


You sir, are a treasure of good advice.
 
2020-12-02 2:54:45 AM  

Axeofjudgement: If hot apple cider and bourbon was good enough to make me (temporarily) lose a thumb, then dammit hot apple cider and bourbon (sometimes rum) is good enough for anything!

/that probably hurt
//Urgent Care will steal from your drunk ass
///Hospital ER in Austin sucks balls


Dude you can't just causally toss out that you lost a thumb without the CSB that goes with it.

/it's in the TOS somewhere.
 
2020-12-02 4:53:32 PM  
 
2020-12-02 5:42:02 PM  

fasahd: EvilEgg: How to improve eggnog, make it, don't buy it.

But you say, that's a lot of work.  Well, yeah, it's more work than buying it but that's a good thing.  It's super unhealthy (but delicious), so if you have to make it from scratch you drink less of it.  But the stuff you do drink tastes better.

It's my new diet plan that I just came up with in this post, eat unhealthy stuff if you want, but you have to make it from scratch.  That will use your laziness to lose weight.

I don't always abide by your philosophy but I strive toward it, for instance as a smoker, a cigarette is better if you take the time to roll it. Nor is it just hedonism. Peeling a navel orange and eating the sections is more pleasurable than sucking down a glass of orange juice. Tonight it was cold so I made clam chowder from scratch. (Canned clams, but still). Much like sex, the journey is the reward and not the destination.


'SUP?
 
2020-12-02 6:20:06 PM  
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