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(Daily Star)   "Real life Barbie" who spent £350k on surgery looks completely different after going brunette. Now she looks like a brown-haired alien-human hybrid (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-12-01 12:36:32 PM  
Instead of a blonde-haired human-alien hybrid.  Neither, thanks.
 
2020-12-01 12:40:37 PM  
GAH!
 
2020-12-01 12:41:31 PM  
That's a whole lot of mental illness there.
 
2020-12-01 12:45:12 PM  
Hold me, I'm scared.
 
2020-12-01 12:45:28 PM  
DO... NOT... WANT!
 
2020-12-01 12:47:22 PM  
Alien hybrids blend in better.
 
2020-12-01 12:55:10 PM  
A blow up doll would be:

1) cheaper
2) lower maintenance
3) more realistic.
 
2020-12-01 1:05:34 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: A blow up doll would be:

1) cheaper
2) lower maintenance
3) more realistic.


less plastic too.
 
2020-12-01 1:27:11 PM  
My reaction when I saw the included pics

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2020-12-01 1:30:28 PM  
Dear God.

Do Not Want
 
2020-12-01 1:36:56 PM  
Don't the doctors have some professional responsibility here?
 
2020-12-01 1:40:07 PM  
It looks like something that a non-human created based on hearing what a high-priced human prostitute would look like.
 
2020-12-01 1:40:55 PM  
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2020-12-01 1:43:46 PM  

ArkPanda: Don't the doctors have some professional responsibility here?


Doctors would. Clearly, that woman's been frequenting a butcher.
 
2020-12-01 1:44:21 PM  
Objection, your Honor.  The actual Barbie doll does not have monstrous dick-sucking lips.
 
2020-12-01 1:47:01 PM  
Bolt-ons are so disgusting.
 
2020-12-01 1:48:01 PM  
British "10."
 
2020-12-01 1:48:01 PM  
Another link in that article had the title "Model who wants 'worlds fattest vagina' uses expanders to make boobs huge" - what the actual fark?
 
2020-12-01 1:49:39 PM  

NathanAllen: British "10."


She's from Cincinnati...
 
2020-12-01 1:49:44 PM  
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
 
2020-12-01 1:51:13 PM  
Meh. Still would.
 
2020-12-01 1:51:47 PM  

FrancoFile: NathanAllen: British "10."

She's from Cincinnati...


American 10
 
2020-12-01 1:54:56 PM  
Influencers? Of what? To not do this to yourself. what happened here?
 
2020-12-01 1:58:09 PM  
Brunette?
Okay, now I can take her seriously.
 
2020-12-01 1:58:46 PM  
Oh that poor woman...I hope she gets the counselling she needs. Eventually. :(
 
2020-12-01 2:03:41 PM  
I'd bang on that until I got bored.  And I'm easily amused.
 
2020-12-01 2:04:59 PM  
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2020-12-01 2:05:39 PM  
Looks like real doll took a few steps backwards this year.
 
2020-12-01 2:07:47 PM  
I didn't think Kayleigh McEnany spent nearly that much.
 
2020-12-01 2:11:17 PM  

FrancoFile: NathanAllen: British "10."

She's from Cincinnati...


We found the answer to the question.

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2020-12-01 2:11:33 PM  
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2020-12-01 2:14:24 PM  
You spent 350K on surgery and ended up a hot mess, should have quit earlier and reconsidered your life choices
 
2020-12-01 2:15:51 PM  
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2020-12-01 2:31:38 PM  
Take away the sharpie, remove the contact lenses and wipe off the spackle on her lips (to deemphasize them) and she would probably look more or less normal.
 
2020-12-01 2:44:22 PM  

Evil Mackerel: FrancoFile: NathanAllen: British "10."

She's from Cincinnati...

We found the answer to the question.

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That's ok, we launch em from Florida, cause if we launched em from Houston they might decide to never come back.
 
2020-12-01 2:46:13 PM  

Evil Mackerel: FrancoFile: NathanAllen: British "10."

She's from Cincinnati...

We found the answer to the question.

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They are trying to impeach their governor due to COVID restrictions so yeah I would want to get out of there as well.
 
2020-12-01 2:52:59 PM  
She's modified herself to the point that she's fallen into the uncanny valley.  Hell, there are sexbots that are further up the slope on the "looks more human" side.

WTF did she do to her skin?  It looks like injection mold plastics.
 
2020-12-01 2:57:17 PM  
She's alien alright......It doesn't even look like they are really trying to hide anymore.
 
2020-12-01 3:00:30 PM  
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2020-12-01 3:05:26 PM  
I'm pretty sure those bolt-ons are proportionately larger than the breasts on an actual Barbie doll, so there's a fail.

If someone has the money to do this to themselves... well, OK.  I reserve the right to ask, "what the hell is wrong with them?" when they pop up in social media posts.
 
2020-12-01 3:51:45 PM  
I'd verb its noun...

...adjectively.

/got nuthin
 
2020-12-01 4:17:22 PM  
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2020-12-01 4:21:31 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Another link in that article had the title "Model who wants 'worlds fattest vagina' uses expanders to make boobs huge" - what the actual fark?


I saw that too but was afraid to google what "fattest vagina" means
 
2020-12-01 4:27:53 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Another link in that article had the title "Model who wants 'worlds fattest vagina' uses expanders to make boobs huge" - what the actual fark?


And yet Fark deletes posts that are NSFW
 
2020-12-01 4:44:31 PM  
All that plastic surgery and she still airbrushes the shiat out of the photos? "Oh, I don't look weird enough. Let's make it look like I'm made of children's modeling clay, too."

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Someone has a very broken brain here. The people around her should have intervened long ago.
 
2020-12-01 4:44:43 PM  

LewDux: FrancoFile: NathanAllen: British "10."

She's from Cincinnati...

American 10


A Washington FLOTUS
 
2020-12-01 6:10:55 PM  
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2020-12-01 6:15:34 PM  
350k on surgery and she still uses Instagram filters to look even weirder.
 
2020-12-01 6:18:52 PM  
Excuse me while I vomit in my hat.

And that's extraordinary because I don't wear hats, so I'll have to obtain one just so I can vomit into it.
 
2020-12-01 6:22:37 PM  

LewDux: FrancoFile: NathanAllen: British "10."

She's from Cincinnati...

American 10


Cincinnati 14.
 
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