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(ESPN)   Nah, we're fine, our cornerbacks are pretty good, so there's no need to double cover Tyreek Hill, said no sane defensive coordinator ever   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Fail, National Football League, American football, Tyreek Hill, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Kansas City Chiefs, quarterback Patrick Mahomes, Cornerback Carlton Davis, best receiving games  
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2020-12-01 9:39:30 AM  
Well, I mean, if you have a really good shutdown corner with top speed, great tackling skills, and rocket skates on his feet, it might work.
 
2020-12-01 9:55:07 AM  

Mentat: Well, I mean, if you have a really good shutdown corner with top speed, great tackling skills, and rocket skates on his feet, it might work.


Deion Sanders and Wile E.  Coyote have both retired
 
2020-12-01 10:31:34 AM  
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No he's fine out there...how are you?
 
2020-12-01 10:56:54 AM  
The tampa coaching staff has their heads up their asses?

I'm shocked.gif
 
2020-12-01 11:19:19 AM  
Tyreek Hill could be covered if you could manage to teleport yourself down the field.  I'm pretty sure that's how he does it.
 
2020-12-01 11:32:23 AM  
The scarier part for the defense is how wide Mahomes field of vision is. On a lot of the plays with Hill you see him looking at the opposite side of the field the entire play and then just snapping a throw the way hes not looking right into Hills arms
 
2020-12-01 12:08:41 PM  

lifeslammer: The scarier part for the defense is how wide Mahomes field of vision is. On a lot of the plays with Hill you see him looking at the opposite side of the field the entire play and then just snapping a throw the way hes not looking right into Hills arms


As a Chiefs fan who suffered long enough, this is still so much fun to watch.
So very, very much fun.
 
2020-12-01 12:26:00 PM  
Tyreek Hill is a shiatbag, but I guess that's cool with Chiefs fans. I mean at least he didn't play with under inflated balls or something.
Shiatbaggy shiat
 
2020-12-01 12:26:46 PM  
That game made me so mad that I wanted to punch my pregnant girlfriend in the stomach.
 
2020-12-01 12:31:12 PM  

BigSquibowski: Tyreek Hill is a shiatbag, but I guess that's cool with Chiefs fans. I mean at least he didn't play with under inflated balls or something.
Shiatbaggy shiat


Yeah. That's why he was a first round talent available in the fifth round.

What am I going to do, not root for my team? They drafted Mecole Hardman because they were going to cut Hill if the last allegations held up.
 
2020-12-01 12:32:31 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: BigSquibowski: Tyreek Hill is a shiatbag, but I guess that's cool with Chiefs fans. I mean at least he didn't play with under inflated balls or something.
Shiatbaggy shiat

Yeah. That's why he was a first round talent available in the fifth round.

What am I going to do, not root for my team? They drafted Mecole Hardman because they were going to cut Hill if the last allegations held up.


Yes.
 
2020-12-01 12:33:14 PM  
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2020-12-01 12:35:42 PM  
Someone should put together the current "shiatty Man team" for the NFL. Left Tackle could be Taylor Lewan, RB Kareem Hunt, WR Hill and Cousins at QB.
 
2020-12-01 12:39:04 PM  
The Bucs coaching staff seems arrogant. Or maybe it's just Arians.
 
2020-12-01 12:41:47 PM  

great_tigers: Incorrigible Astronaut: BigSquibowski: Tyreek Hill is a shiatbag, but I guess that's cool with Chiefs fans. I mean at least he didn't play with under inflated balls or something.
Shiatbaggy shiat

Yeah. That's why he was a first round talent available in the fifth round.

What am I going to do, not root for my team? They drafted Mecole Hardman because they were going to cut Hill if the last allegations held up.

Yes.


No.

See: Pittsburgh, Baltimore, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Detroit, Cleveland, Tampa, Boston, New Orleans, New York...
 
2020-12-01 12:47:47 PM  

great_tigers: Someone should put together the current "shiatty Man team" for the NFL. Left Tackle could be Taylor Lewan, RB Kareem Hunt, WR Hill and Cousins at QB.


Hey, um...

Need a coach?
 
2020-12-01 12:52:18 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: great_tigers: Incorrigible Astronaut: BigSquibowski: Tyreek Hill is a shiatbag, but I guess that's cool with Chiefs fans. I mean at least he didn't play with under inflated balls or something.
Shiatbaggy shiat

Yeah. That's why he was a first round talent available in the fifth round.

What am I going to do, not root for my team? They drafted Mecole Hardman because they were going to cut Hill if the last allegations held up.

Yes.

No.

See: Pittsburgh, Baltimore, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Detroit, Cleveland, Tampa, Boston, New Orleans, New York...


More concussion-ball fans should watch "Big Fan."
 
2020-12-01 12:56:47 PM  
It helps to have one of the best passing QBs in the game too.  Those throws were perfect.
 
2020-12-01 1:16:19 PM  

WoodyHayes: great_tigers: Someone should put together the current "shiatty Man team" for the NFL. Left Tackle could be Taylor Lewan, RB Kareem Hunt, WR Hill and Cousins at QB.

Hey, um...

Need a coach?


Who are you thinking Woody?
 
2020-12-01 1:29:47 PM  

great_tigers: WoodyHayes: great_tigers: Someone should put together the current "shiatty Man team" for the NFL. Left Tackle could be Taylor Lewan, RB Kareem Hunt, WR Hill and Cousins at QB.

Hey, um...

Need a coach?

Who are you thinking Woody?


That's the joke. Woody Hayes had multiple violent altercations with members of opposing teams and the media. Throwing punches, pushing cameramen, etc. He also said that Vietnamese civilians deserved to die after US troops slaughtered them in 1968.

So I appreciated our kind Farker's self-deprecating humor when nominating a coach for your suggested "Shiatty Man Team."
 
2020-12-01 1:41:07 PM  

great_tigers: Incorrigible Astronaut: BigSquibowski: Tyreek Hill is a shiatbag, but I guess that's cool with Chiefs fans. I mean at least he didn't play with under inflated balls or something.
Shiatbaggy shiat

Yeah. That's why he was a first round talent available in the fifth round.

What am I going to do, not root for my team? They drafted Mecole Hardman because they were going to cut Hill if the last allegations held up.

Yes.

Incorrigible Astronaut: great_tigers: Incorrigible Astronaut: BigSquibowski: Tyreek Hill is a shiatbag, but I guess that's cool with Chiefs fans. I mean at least he didn't play with under inflated balls or something.
Shiatbaggy shiat

Yeah. That's why he was a first round talent available in the fifth round.

What am I going to do, not root for my team? They drafted Mecole Hardman because they were going to cut Hill if the last allegations held up.

Yes.

No.

See: Pittsburgh, Baltimore, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Detroit, Cleveland, Tampa, Boston, New Orleans, New York...


If you have an issue with the athletes, don't watch football.  Or any other sportsball league where the players have been "above the law" since at least middle school.
 
2020-12-01 2:17:38 PM  

great_tigers: WoodyHayes: great_tigers: Someone should put together the current "shiatty Man team" for the NFL. Left Tackle could be Taylor Lewan, RB Kareem Hunt, WR Hill and Cousins at QB.

Hey, um...

Need a coach?

Who are you thinking Woody?


Doc McGhee, naturally. He has experience getting ne'er do wells working together for their benefit. A crew with motley characteristics, if you would.

Also, if a reasonable tale of circumstantial evidence found wanting for direct evidence is to be believed, an associate of the Central Intelligence Agency.

Eddie Hazel's E string: great_tigers: WoodyHayes: great_tigers: Someone should put together the current "shiatty Man team" for the NFL. Left Tackle could be Taylor Lewan, RB Kareem Hunt, WR Hill and Cousins at QB.

Hey, um...

Need a coach?

Who are you thinking Woody?

That's the joke. Woody Hayes had multiple violent altercations with members of opposing teams and the media. Throwing punches, pushing cameramen, etc. He also said that Vietnamese civilians deserved to die after US troops slaughtered them in 1968.

So I appreciated our kind Farker's self-deprecating humor when nominating a coach for your suggested "Shiatty Man Team."


All well documented lies perpetrated by the Ann Arbor media which aren't deserving of a comment except to call them lies and say they're not deserving of a comment!
 
2020-12-01 2:49:29 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: The Bucs coaching staff seems arrogant. Or maybe it's just Arians.


He will be lucky if he doesn't lose his job at this rate.

The bucs don't make the playoffs, and I would bet money on his being fired.
 
2020-12-01 6:18:03 PM  

Muzzleloader: Your_Huckleberry: The Bucs coaching staff seems arrogant. Or maybe it's just Arians.

He will be lucky if he doesn't lose his job at this rate.

The bucs don't make the playoffs, and I would bet money on his being fired.


Being a Bucs fan has been more irritating than usual this year.  This year I had expectations.
 
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