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(Washington Post)   Miles Taylor, who published that explosive anti-Trump NYT piece under the name "Anonymous," isn't quite finished letting you know what a hero he is for serving a fascist administration but feeling sorta bad about it   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, United States Department of Homeland Security, Trump administration, President Trump, op-ed, work trip, President of the United States, Taylor's self, late October  
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2020-12-01 9:32:11 AM  
Once you get off the swine, and take a shower, it makes you no less a pigfarker
 
2020-12-01 9:35:29 AM  
"History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders."
-- Pratchett
 
2020-12-01 11:14:20 AM  
You sell 100 million albums and you can pretty much do what ever you want.
 
2020-12-01 11:20:41 AM  
Yes, your Honor, I did technically participate in the gang rape. But you have to understand, there were 12 people in the gang and we knew there was only time for 6 of us to have a turn. And I knew I was going to be much more gentle than some of those other guys, who can be real assholes. So, you see, I really had the victim's best interests at heart.
 
2020-12-01 12:35:11 PM  
He's so "scared" that he posed for a clear portrait in the article.

Whatever, dude. Play in dirt, you get dirty. Hope it was worth the book sales.
 
2020-12-01 12:52:03 PM  
Gigantic wanking motion.
 
2020-12-01 1:18:45 PM  
 
2020-12-01 1:25:47 PM  
Denouncing the woman you slept with as a whore does nothing to cure the herpes which plague your manhood.
 
2020-12-01 1:27:02 PM  

Kubo: He's so "scared" that he posed for a clear portrait in the article.

Whatever, dude. Play in dirt, you get dirty. Hope it was worth the book sales.


He got hired to be Google's head of National Security or something like that. 

He also knows he'll be curbed after inauguration, so time for a money grab.
 
2020-12-01 1:27:25 PM  
To paraphrase Archimedes, give me a long enough lever and a fulcrum to place it on and I could jerk off the world.
 
2020-12-01 1:27:55 PM  
This guy managed to get hated by both sides so I guess that is something

Nice strategy there Bro
 
2020-12-01 1:28:39 PM  
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2020-12-01 1:29:05 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: To paraphrase Archimedes, give me a long enough lever and a fulcrum to place it on and I could jerk off the world.


I always liked that guy.
 
2020-12-01 1:29:28 PM  

vudukungfu: Once you get off the swine, and take a shower, it makes you no less a pigfarker


But do they call me Subtonic the bridge builder? Fark no.
 
2020-12-01 1:30:36 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yes, your Honor, I did technically participate in the gang rape. But you have to understand, there were 12 people in the gang and we knew there was only time for 6 of us to have a turn. And I knew I was going to be much more gentle than some of those other guys, who can be real assholes. So, you see, I really had the victim's best interests at heart.


Hmm... You make a cogent argument, but the question remains, what was she wearing?
 
2020-12-01 1:31:02 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yes, your Honor, I did technically participate in the gang rape. But you have to understand, there were 12 people in the gang and we knew there was only time for 6 of us to have a turn. And I knew I was going to be much more gentle than some of those other guys, who can be real assholes. So, you see, I really had the victim's best interests at heart.


I think I've seen that SVU episode.
 
2020-12-01 1:31:30 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: To paraphrase Archimedes, give me a long enough lever and a fulcrum to place it on and I could jerk off the world.


That guy was lit!
 
2020-12-01 1:36:10 PM  
Ron Swanson tells a joke
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2020-12-01 1:39:17 PM  

Subtonic: Pocket Ninja: Yes, your Honor, I did technically participate in the gang rape. But you have to understand, there were 12 people in the gang and we knew there was only time for 6 of us to have a turn. And I knew I was going to be much more gentle than some of those other guys, who can be real assholes. So, you see, I really had the victim's best interests at heart.

Hmm... You make a cogent argument, but the question remains, what was she wearing?


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2020-12-01 1:41:14 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-12-01 1:57:35 PM  
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I can't imagine ever being that lonely.
 
2020-12-01 2:02:50 PM  

kindms: This guy managed to get hated by both sides so I guess that is something

Nice strategy there Bro


But he did make some bank, so there's that.  If his ego had let him remain anonymous, he wouldn't have to worry about rando gun-toting Trumpers appearing on his doorstep some day.  But he wanted more than the money.  He wanted the fame.
 
2020-12-01 2:08:48 PM  
fark this guy and fark the people who buy these farking books. I'd sooner read the Babysitters Club or one of those novels about like Halo or Gears of War than "it took me two and a half years of torturing Mexican kids to learn Donald Trump was a true danger to this country"
 
2020-12-01 7:06:02 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yes, your Honor, I did technically participate in the gang rape. But you have to understand, there were 12 people in the gang and we knew there was only time for 6 of us to have a turn. And I knew I was going to be much more gentle than some of those other guys, who can be real assholes. So, you see, I really had the victim's best interests at heart.


Holy FSM's noodly appendages PN!
That is utterly disturbing and frighteningly on point.
Have a Smart and a Funny you magnificent creepo.
 
2020-12-01 7:09:27 PM  

moothemagiccow: fark this guy and fark the people who buy these farking books. I'd sooner read the Babysitters Club or one of those novels about like Halo or Gears of War than "it took me two and a half years of torturing Mexican kids to learn Donald Trump was a true danger to this country"


If you ever played Diablo there are some magnificently awful books based on that game.

/ totally agree with you
 
2020-12-01 8:35:04 PM  
He's still anonymous to me.
 
2020-12-02 1:11:16 PM  
He looks pretty forthright in his undisclosed closet.
 
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