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(Daily Kos)   Kelly Loeffler tries her hand at Black voter outreach with expected results   (dailykos.com) divider line
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2020-12-01 9:10:44 AM  
"We need someone who understands how to not only write paychecks and sign paychecks, but how it feels like waiting on that paycheck."

Would have landed better if they'd cut that clip of Loeffler fanning herself with a spread of $1000 bills.
 
2020-12-01 9:38:54 AM  
with those nails?
 
2020-12-01 9:40:24 AM  
The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Fark right the Fark off
 
2020-12-01 9:41:22 AM  

Diogenes: "We need someone who understands how to not only write paychecks and sign paychecks, but how it feels like waiting on that paycheck."

Would have landed better if they'd cut that clip of Loeffler fanning herself with a spread of $1000 bills.


Wasn't as bad as her lighting her fireplace with a stimulus cheque.
 
2020-12-01 9:55:10 AM  
"Grew up on a farm."  Yeah, I bet the most strenuous thing she did on that "farm" was walking around choosing which ranch hands she wanted to quad-team her.
 
2020-12-01 10:04:37 AM  
Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.
 
2020-12-01 10:15:51 AM  

darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.


Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.
 
2020-12-01 10:20:12 AM  

Psychopusher: darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.

Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.


Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.
 
2020-12-01 10:34:55 AM  

Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.


Right? Think how phony this would sound coming from Mitt "Dancing Horses" Romney.... And she's actually richer than him.
 
2020-12-01 10:35:12 AM  

UberDave: "Grew up on a farm."  Yeah, I bet the most strenuous thing she did on that "farm" was walking around choosing which ranch hands she wanted to quad-team her.


That's uncalled for.  I guarantee you, when she wanted a pony, she had to liquidate some of the stocks her father gave her.
 
2020-12-01 10:35:36 AM  

Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Fark right the Fark off


Almost as funny as Mitt Romney's tales of poverty when he had just got married. Explaining how he and his wife had to eat Tuna Helper a couple of times and sell his birthday stocks to make ends meet truly solidified Mitt's reputation as a modern day Tom Joad.
 
2020-12-01 10:35:45 AM  
Dunno how anyone outside the 1% expects a half billionaire to represent their interests. Makes as much sense as a football bat.
 
2020-12-01 10:36:16 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Right? Think how phony this would sound coming from Mitt "Dancing Horses" Romney.... And she's actually richer than him.


By FAR.
 
2020-12-01 10:37:32 AM  

Diogenes: Psychopusher: darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.

Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.

Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.


Are we measuring souls or hearts?
 
2020-12-01 10:37:51 AM  
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2020-12-01 10:38:08 AM  
"I was born a poor, black child..."
 
2020-12-01 10:39:43 AM  

Diogenes: Psychopusher: darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.

Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.

Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.


She's going to walk out to the podium with a grape soda, smoking a Newport.
 
2020-12-01 10:39:47 AM  
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She's also Atilla the Hun, remember?
 
2020-12-01 10:40:02 AM  
Nobody likes that witch including Judge Wineforbreakfast and a Mr. Bowtie

No body Likes Kelly Loeffler, Help Georgia vote out the unelected Loeffler, Nobody Likes Kelly Leech
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2020-12-01 10:42:42 AM  

Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Fark right the Fark off


Do you even have any idea what it is like waiting for that dividend check to be delivered. It could very well mean the difference between an $18,000 sofa and a $14,000 sofa.
 
2020-12-01 10:42:45 AM  
From Forbes:

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"the conflicts to go with it."
 
2020-12-01 10:43:41 AM  

Diogenes: Psychopusher: darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.

Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.

Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.

I can absolutely imagine her attempting to exemplify this by trying to be Wil Smith, but ending up Carlton.
 
2020-12-01 10:45:16 AM  

I-K-Rumba: Do you even have any idea what it is like waiting for that dividend check to be delivered. It could very well mean the difference between an $18,000 sofa and a $14,000 sofa.


Something cheap like that?  What, is she shopping for the servants' quarters?

Diogenes:
Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.

I'd put money on she uses, almost word for word, "I'm the least racist person in the room."
 
2020-12-01 10:46:42 AM  

FarkingSmurf: Nobody likes that witch including Judge Wineforbreakfast and a Mr. Bowtie

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Wow.  Both Tucker Carlson and Al Sharpton don't like her.  That's kind of impressive, in a weird, terrible way.
 
2020-12-01 10:49:32 AM  

Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Fark right the Fark off


Au contraire, she had to wait three whole months between buying her seat and using her position to cash in on the forewarnings about Covid Republican senators received.
 
2020-12-01 10:49:50 AM  
She looks like the grim reaper to me.
 
2020-12-01 10:50:09 AM  

Nick Nostril: Dunno how anyone outside the 1% expects a half billionaire to represent their interests. Makes as much sense as a football bat.


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pueblonative: Diogenes: Psychopusher: darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.

Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.

Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.

Are we measuring souls or hearts?


If we are measuring souls, she makes Don Simmons look like James Brown.
 
2020-12-01 10:53:32 AM  
She can talk about Soul Man being her favorite movie.
 
2020-12-01 10:55:26 AM  

UberDave: "Grew up on a farm."  Yeah, I bet the most strenuous thing she did on that "farm" was walking around choosing which ranch hands she wanted to quad-team her.


Go on...
 
2020-12-01 10:56:50 AM  
The only thing her and her ilk are fit for is a guillotine...
 
2020-12-01 10:56:54 AM  
Hey, my man, what it be like? I'm chilling in my crib with my fellow homegirls. Wouldn't you uppit sassy urbanites like to vote for me?
 
2020-12-01 10:57:34 AM  

SFSailor: I-K-Rumba: Do you even have any idea what it is like waiting for that dividend check to be delivered. It could very well mean the difference between an $18,000 sofa and a $14,000 sofa.

Something cheap like that?  What, is she shopping for the servants' quarters?

Diogenes:
Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.

I'd put money on she uses, almost word for word, "I'm the least racist person in the room."


"I'm the least racist person in the room, I hire lots of colored people."

Finished this for you.
 
2020-12-01 11:00:32 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Right? Think how phony this would sound coming from Mitt "Dancing Horses" Romney.... And she's actually richer than him.


I bet she has binders full of men.
 
2020-12-01 11:00:57 AM  

tommyl66: "I was born a poor, black child..."


Recently uncovered portrait of the Loeffler family

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2020-12-01 11:02:26 AM  
You'd think with all that money, she'd get that wandering eye thing fixed.

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2020-12-01 11:02:49 AM  

ZMugg: Nick Nostril: Dunno how anyone outside the 1% expects a half billionaire to represent their interests. Makes as much sense as a football bat.

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pueblonative: Diogenes: Psychopusher: darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.

Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.

Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.

Are we measuring souls or hearts?

If we are measuring souls, she makes Don Simmons look like James Brown.


LOL.  Well, that's an earworm I could have done without today.

don no soul simmons
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2020-12-01 11:04:10 AM  
She drew back a bloody stump?

/a girl can dream
 
2020-12-01 11:06:52 AM  

JerkStore: You'd think with all that money, she'd get that wandering eye thing fixed.

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It helps her keep an eye out for that next desperately needed paycheck.  She's got rent to pay.
 
2020-12-01 11:07:07 AM  

fiddlehead: From Forbes:

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"the conflicts to go with it."


But remember, Biden is going to nominate people who had to work in the private sector to earn a living, so both sides are bad.
 
2020-12-01 11:07:52 AM  

stoli n coke: Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Fark right the Fark off

Almost as funny as Mitt Romney's tales of poverty when he had just got married. Explaining how he and his wife had to eat Tuna Helper a couple of times and sell his birthday stocks to make ends meet truly solidified Mitt's reputation as a modern day Tom Joad.


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2020-12-01 11:22:12 AM  
Is there any polling going on? Of either candidate support, or to see if Georgia GOP voters are actually going to vote?

Granted I know the election is over a month away.
 
2020-12-01 11:27:36 AM  

Lackofname: Is there any polling going on? Of either candidate support, or to see if Georgia GOP voters are actually going to vote?

Granted I know the election is over a month away.


https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/​p​olls/georgia/
 
2020-12-01 11:27:45 AM  

I-K-Rumba: Gubbo: The richest person in the Senate pretending that they know what it's like to wait for a cheque.

Fark right the Fark off

Do you even have any idea what it is like waiting for that dividend check to be delivered. It could very well mean the difference between an $18,000 sofa and a $14,000 sofa.


Ah, who can decide, we'll just take both sofas. One can go in the pool house. No not that pool house, the other one. Yes, the one in Maui, but the small one in Maui. Not that one either, that one's just a spacer between us and the neighbors.
 
2020-12-01 11:28:29 AM  
Yes, let's discuss kitchen table issues with someone who, in all likelihood, has never even seen a kitchen table.
 
2020-12-01 11:28:59 AM  

JerkStore: You'd think with all that money, she'd get that wandering eye thing fixed.

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Or the resting biatch face.
 
2020-12-01 11:31:53 AM  

Nick Nostril: football bat


i love you
 
2020-12-01 11:32:13 AM  

FarkingSmurf: Lackofname: Is there any polling going on? Of either candidate support, or to see if Georgia GOP voters are actually going to vote?

Granted I know the election is over a month away.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/p​olls/georgia/


Here's another, both are at least two weeks old though.

https://www.270towin.com/2020-senate-​p​olls/runoff/georgia/
 
2020-12-01 11:33:29 AM  

ZMugg: Nick Nostril: Dunno how anyone outside the 1% expects a half billionaire to represent their interests. Makes as much sense as a football bat.

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pueblonative: Diogenes: Psychopusher: darkhorse23: Sunday night there will be a debate between Warnock and Loeffler. High comedy, I can't wait.

Warnock will wipe the floor with her.  I like him.  He's got style.

Given her new approach to the campaign, I'm eagerly anticipating her telling Warnock she's blacker than him.

Are we measuring souls or hearts?

If we are measuring souls, she makes Don Simmons look like James Brown.


I always hear the one line in Master of Puppets as "Hell is football bat's natural habitat"
 
2020-12-01 11:42:09 AM  
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2020-12-01 11:47:01 AM  
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