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(CNN)   According to two White House advisors, despite what he's tweeting and saying in public, Trump understands he has no chance of hanging on to the presidency   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-12-01 3:43:46 AM  
And yet his Sh!@t show marches on in a full frontal assault on OUR democracy
 
2020-12-01 3:55:26 AM  
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Laser light focus on exposing election fraud.
 
2020-12-01 5:17:18 AM  
Yes, but as long as there's a chance Clovis and Tammy-Ann might spend some of their hard-earned money on Lil' Earnhardt's Christmas Skoal Log instead of sending it to the Trump Freedom Jesus Eagle Fund (care of John Barron at an unspecified Black Sea dacha), the tantrums will continue.

Osteen and Robertson have to be pissed at the lost revenue.
 
2020-12-01 6:10:09 AM  

sirrerun: [Fark user image image 212x119]

Laser light focus on exposing election fraud.


Maybe he'll stumble upon the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson & Ronald Goldman while he's at it.
 
2020-12-01 7:03:19 AM  
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2020-12-01 7:14:18 AM  
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they all know it's a fund raising scam... except Sydney Powell bc she smokes meth.

/PACK YOUR shiat!!1!
 
2020-12-01 7:21:11 AM  
Just send him to jail to await trial.
 
2020-12-01 7:22:50 AM  
So he's destroying the very fabric of our democracy on purpose. Got it.
 
2020-12-01 7:22:52 AM  
Duh... of course.

This dog and pony show is nothing more than one last attempt to fleece the morons who still support him with the Presidential seal of approval.

... and the rubes are eating it up.
 
2020-12-01 7:23:56 AM  
Grifting till the very end. He's figured out how to fleece his flock and will continue to do so as long as he's a free man.
 
2020-12-01 7:24:12 AM  
He's grifting the ever loving FARK out of his cult. The news reported over $150M since the election.
 
2020-12-01 7:25:46 AM  
Gotta fleece the rubes as long as he can.
 
2020-12-01 7:25:56 AM  
Understanding things is way off-brand for Trump. I doubt that he's suddenly taken up the habit.
 
2020-12-01 7:26:40 AM  

keylock71: Duh... of course.

This dog and pony show is nothing more than one last attempt to fleece the morons who still support him with the Presidential seal of approval.

... and the rubes are eating it up.


Exactly.

My father was telling me yesterday that he receives at least 4 tweets a day from these people asking for money to support Trumps election investigation. He said he even had one asking him to donate at least $34 for their investigation efforts.
 
2020-12-01 7:29:54 AM  
I don't want to believe it, I'm having way too much fun watching him completely meltdown. The thought of him losing control and being pissed off all the time is cathartic. Don't take away my happiness damn you!
 
2020-12-01 7:30:23 AM  

ongbok: keylock71: Duh... of course.

This dog and pony show is nothing more than one last attempt to fleece the morons who still support him with the Presidential seal of approval.

... and the rubes are eating it up.

Exactly.

My father was telling me yesterday that he receives at least 4 tweets a day from these people asking for money to support Trumps election investigation. He said he even had one asking him to donate at least $34 for their investigation efforts.


Idiots!  anyone who knows anything knows the magic trigger number is 88$....when will they learn?
 
2020-12-01 7:31:35 AM  

mrwknd: Just send him to jail to await trial.


Not just any jail, it must be a "Highy rated jail "
 
2020-12-01 7:31:56 AM  
The sheep still need shearing.
 
2020-12-01 7:32:12 AM  
"Dude, just keep the fundraising wheels on, and whatever we can goes to the legal defense fund. Cripes, I can't even sell resl estate since the Russians own all my sh*t.

Just keep at it. Maybe I can get some backend skim off these weapon sales. Christ...why did I accept this damn job? I could have had a news network. Hordes of adoring fans I didn't have to deliver anything too. Mel would have packed her bags, and I could be hip deep in hookers and blow, nooooooo I had to go for the Brass Ring..."
 
2020-12-01 7:32:37 AM  

dogdaze: He's grifting the ever loving FARK out of his cult. The news reported over $150M since the election.


Trump Voter: The dumbest motherfarkers
 
2020-12-01 7:34:12 AM  
The joke's on you, submitter, for thinking that Trump ever had a grip on the Presidency in the first place.
 
2020-12-01 7:35:05 AM  

sirrerun: [Fark user image image 212x119]

Laser light focus on exposing election fraud.


You try to mock, but who says trump isn't going to stumble onto millions of stolen ballots hidden in a sand trap on the very rare chance his perfectly shot ball is blown by the wind into said sand trap??
 
2020-12-01 7:36:37 AM  
He wants money.
He wants attention.
 
2020-12-01 7:39:32 AM  

hubiestubert: "Dude, just keep the fundraising wheels on, and whatever we can goes to the legal defense fund. Cripes, I can't even sell resl estate since the Russians own all my sh*t.

Just keep at it. Maybe I can get some backend skim off these weapon sales. Christ...why did I accept this damn job? I could have had a news network. Hordes of adoring fans I didn't have to deliver anything too. Mel would have packed her bags, and I could be hip deep in hookers and blow, nooooooo I had to go for the Brass Ring..."


While I like to believe that's what's happening, there's no way he has the self-awareness for that kind of realization.
 
2020-12-01 7:43:10 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: He wants money.
He wants attention.


And he's gonna start campaigning for 2024 the second he leaves the White House in order to keep getting both from his crowd of all day suckers.
 
2020-12-01 7:44:04 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: He wants money.
He wants attention.


And it's working. He gets money from the rubes, and attention from the media. Every. Farking. DAY.
 
2020-12-01 7:45:55 AM  
"What the boss REALLY means is...."

Ah yes....
No.  Bullshiat.
The boss mostly means what he says, but given that the boss is a pathological liar, you sad toadies have to dance twice as fast to avoid being his next target.

I am sure trying to figure out whether the boss is scarier than the peasants with torches and pitchforks must be very stressful.  Here is a tiny little violin for you.
🎻
 
2020-12-01 7:47:26 AM  
Headline is sadly 5 words too long.
 
2020-12-01 7:48:53 AM  

FlashHarry: So he's destroying the very fabric of our democracy on purpose. Got it.


Probably more out of "not giving a f*ck" than "on purpose," but yes.
 
2020-12-01 7:49:42 AM  
Hey Dotard, the Dotard Klan family, Dotard admin, and his cultists. This is all you need to know.
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2020-12-01 7:52:21 AM  
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2020-12-01 7:53:24 AM  
OMG let me write him another check!
 
2020-12-01 7:55:13 AM  

mrwknd: Just send him to jail to await trial.


Does NY State have enough evidence to take him into custody on 20 January?  Now THAT would be something.
 
2020-12-01 7:55:59 AM  

Skail: hubiestubert: "Dude, just keep the fundraising wheels on, and whatever we can goes to the legal defense fund. Cripes, I can't even sell resl estate since the Russians own all my sh*t.

Just keep at it. Maybe I can get some backend skim off these weapon sales. Christ...why did I accept this damn job? I could have had a news network. Hordes of adoring fans I didn't have to deliver anything too. Mel would have packed her bags, and I could be hip deep in hookers and blow, nooooooo I had to go for the Brass Ring..."

While I like to believe that's what's happening, there's no way he has the self-awareness for that kind of realization.


Hey, sometimes you gotta write in a little hope into these jokes, just to keep from taking a croquet mallet to work and bonking heads.
 
2020-12-01 7:56:55 AM  

SoupJohnB: Zevon's Evil Twin: He wants money.
He wants attention.

And it's working. He gets money from the rubes, and attention from the media. Every. Farking. DAY.


I'd much rather he get it, than anyone else in the GOP get it.  He'll never spend it wisely, and he'll certainly never spend it on anything other than himself. As long as the more he gets the less there is for the GOP, I say it's money well spent.  He truly is the ruin of the Republican party, and for that we should be grateful to Trump.
 
2020-12-01 7:57:49 AM  

Bazolar: Zevon's Evil Twin: He wants money.
He wants attention.

And he's gonna start campaigning for 2024 the second he leaves the White House in order to keep getting both from his crowd of all day suckers.


The big problem is that he won't have a free ride to pop in at an airport rally whenever he wants.  Sure they can still leave cities and such on the hook for security and such, but someone has to front the gas money.
 
2020-12-01 7:58:39 AM  

sidailurch: I don't want to believe it, I'm having way too much fun watching him completely meltdown. The thought of him losing control and being pissed off all the time is cathartic. Don't take away my happiness damn you!


The problem with that is he'll fark things up so bad that Biden won't be able to fix it all in 4 years.
 
2020-12-01 8:00:52 AM  

UncleDirtNap: sidailurch: I don't want to believe it, I'm having way too much fun watching him completely meltdown. The thought of him losing control and being pissed off all the time is cathartic. Don't take away my happiness damn you!

The problem with that is he'll fark things up so bad that Biden won't be able to fix it all in 4 years.


2 years.  2022 Republicans take back the house and impeach him for Hunter's laptops.
 
2020-12-01 8:01:22 AM  
keylock71: ... and the rubes are eating it up.

Leopard bitten faces or a smorgasbord. Quid pro quo.
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2020-12-01 8:03:47 AM  
Denial isn't just a river in a shiathole country.
 
2020-12-01 8:04:12 AM  
It is day 14,000 of the Trump presidency and people are still covering for his crazy ass-bullsh*t.

/Number is an approximation.
 
2020-12-01 8:04:57 AM  
In the wake of a life spent chasing the love and satisfaction he could never receive, he spent his twilight years capitalizing on the stupidity of people he could never possibly care about. Seems healthy. This won't have lasting ramifications for the nation. I'm sure of it.
 
2020-12-01 8:05:54 AM  

sirrerun: [Fark user image 212x119]

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Here's a close up of that day back in Aug 2020
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2020-12-01 8:09:06 AM  
It really sucks that Trump may get out of millions of his debt from the money accumulated from this election grift.
 
2020-12-01 8:10:05 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: He wants money.
He wants attention.


And he wants to burn everything down on his way out.
 
2020-12-01 8:14:14 AM  

FlashHarry: So he's destroying the very fabric of our democracy on purpose. Got it.


You know, when people dismiss the idea of a class action lawsuit against Trump, this is the kind of thing I think about and makes me wonder. He couldn't do this to an individual, but he can do it to us all as a group?

He's repeatedly undermining the concept of American democracy itself with knowingly false accusations of mass election fraud. Every time that he says something

I just can't believe that with less than two months left in his term, Trump still manages to make Nixon look good.
 
2020-12-01 8:14:19 AM  
From behind his little irresolute desk he answered the question if he would vacate the whitehouse in January and he said he would in the most defeated way I've ever heard him speak:

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2020-12-01 8:14:24 AM  

ongbok: keylock71: Duh... of course.

This dog and pony show is nothing more than one last attempt to fleece the morons who still support him with the Presidential seal of approval.

... and the rubes are eating it up.

Exactly.

My father was telling me yesterday that he receives at least 4 tweets a day from these people asking for money to support Trumps election investigation. He said he even had one asking him to donate at least $34 for their investigation efforts.


The prosperity gospel preachers are also well known for requesting oddly specific amounts of money per donation - not $5 or $10 multiples (which is what most legitimate charities and organizations and even political candidates seem to ask for), but things like $57 or $23. I wonder what the psychology of that is. Does it make people feel like they're asking for that specific amount because that's exactly what they need and this they're more likely to donate? ("If they just wanted a random donation they'd have said $50! If they say $57 there has to be a reason!"). Are they more likely to get repeat donors if the amount changes each time?
 
2020-12-01 8:15:35 AM  
Someone's going to get killed.

This is not good trying to get a third of the population to think the election was stolen.
 
2020-12-01 8:20:19 AM  
A significant minority of the country is happy we had a literal child as President.

I harken back to what was supposed to be a mock of Trump during the campaign... Donald and Hobbes.

Most of the best ones were done during the 2016 campaign, although a few got switched during his run (so many stripe, some fell through the cracks) https://www.reddit.com/r/Dona​ldandHobb​es/comments/5pqngq/donald_discovers_th​at_being_president_is_a_hard/ .

But even during 2016, there were big fans of Trump that expressed that they thought these were funny.  It shows what a large part of the base actually knows... Trump thinks like a petulant 6 year old... and they think that is cool.
 
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