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(The Bulwark)   There's sore losers, and then there's calling for executions for telling the truth sore losers   (thebulwark.com) divider line
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2020-11-30 9:30:20 PM  
64 votes:
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2020-12-01 12:15:08 AM  
30 votes:

Martian_Astronomer: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: First Steve Bannon threatens to behead Fauci, now this... I'm starting to think these are the worst Christians in the history of the universe.

You may want to brush up on medieval Europe and add a few qualifiers, there.


Many years ago, I was reading aloud from a book on the Crusades, and it was about the sack of Constantinople.  And this old guy walks in to pick up the attendance sheets as I'm talking about 'raping the nuns'.. awkward.
 
2020-12-01 1:39:24 AM  
16 votes:
Speaking of sore losers.

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2020-12-01 12:35:32 AM  
13 votes:

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2020-12-01 12:25:04 AM  
12 votes:

frankb00th: I'd be very careful about calling for executions just when a new administration is about to take over.
It would be a shame if some of it bounced right back in their laps


And they're pushing to bring back firing squads.. is that really a wall that they want to die on?
 
2020-12-01 12:19:53 AM  
10 votes:
Could we get one of Biden's lawyers to say Guiliani should be killed? I want to test a theory.
 
2020-12-01 12:15:17 AM  
9 votes:
Like 75% of Farkers want Snowden to be executed for revealing illegal surveillance, sore losers?
 
2020-12-01 12:29:29 AM  
8 votes:
the ghoulish one is just advising Krebs to only say such things on Parler, the last haven for free speech in the multiverse.
 
2020-11-30 9:57:37 PM  
8 votes:
First Steve Bannon threatens to behead Fauci, now this... I'm starting to think these are the worst Christians in the history of the universe.
 
2020-11-30 9:19:54 PM  
8 votes:
To be fair, these people have been waiting for their Krystallnacht, and it never happened. All they can hope for now is their Nacht der langen Messer. And they're only carrying Swiss Army knives, so it's just disappointing. They were promised blood, but no one told them they'd have to do the heavy lifting. This was supposed to be televised. So much disappointment.
 
2020-12-01 12:11:00 AM  
7 votes:

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: First Steve Bannon threatens to behead Fauci, now this... I'm starting to think these are the worst Christians in the history of the universe.


You may want to brush up on medieval Europe and add a few qualifiers, there.
 
2020-12-01 1:04:48 AM  
5 votes:

casual disregard: Dear conservatives,

You don't want to go down this road. Trust me.

/casdis


Dear liberals,

Stop pretending that your side will respond in kind. You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake. These conservatives will keep going down this road because they are confident, for good reason, that they won't face any consequences.
 
2020-12-01 12:21:20 AM  
5 votes:
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Hey Trump,
 
2020-12-01 3:55:38 AM  
4 votes:
I'm more of the opinion that each and every Trump supporter should be rounded up and herded into a giant gas chamber for immediate extermination, but it would have disco balls and free snacks.  See, I'm not a complete ghoul..
 
2020-12-01 2:23:54 AM  
4 votes:
I dunno.  I think the transparency of his unhinged fascism is refreshing.
 
2020-12-01 1:35:35 AM  
4 votes:

shpritz: casual disregard: Dear conservatives,

You don't want to go down this road. Trust me.

/casdis

Dear liberals,

Stop pretending that your side will respond in kind. You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake. These conservatives will keep going down this road because they are confident, for good reason, that they won't face any consequences.


Something Something oh you sweet summer child.
Watch . I think that you do not understand how much anger that there is, desite us electing a basic Center Left Republican to clean up this absolute mess.

Angry. Law on the peoples side. People in Government who care, again. Realist, not an optimist, but I expect some actual consequences for the past few years .
 
2020-12-01 6:28:39 AM  
3 votes:

Alphax: frankb00th: I'd be very careful about calling for executions just when a new administration is about to take over.
It would be a shame if some of it bounced right back in their laps

And they're pushing to bring back firing squads.. is that really a wall that they want to die on?


Is it this wall? If so, yes.

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2020-12-01 12:54:44 AM  
3 votes:

redonkulon: Are these the same mutherfarkers who said people were beyond the pale when sympathy was not given for when Trump got the virus?


One more time...

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2020-12-01 3:05:15 AM  
2 votes:

haknudsen: Bennie Crabtree: Like 75% of Farkers want Snowden to be executed for revealing illegal surveillance, sore losers?

WTF are you on about?  I'm not in every thread so could you point me to the ones where "75% of Farkers want Snowden to be executed"?  I'd appreciate it.


I'm trolling.

But the majority of the PolTab think Snowden is a criminal and should be punished. That irks me.

Irks me like Birks twerks.
 
2020-12-01 1:32:29 AM  
2 votes:

northgrave: The right's obsession with putting people to death, particularly people who disagree with them, is off the chart.

I mean "seek medical help" levels.


They're pro life, what do you expect?
 
2020-12-01 1:06:44 AM  
2 votes:

shpritz: You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake.


According to whom?
 
2020-12-01 12:57:49 AM  
2 votes:

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Man, I hope nobody that aren't these people get hurt, but I really hope these farks actually start pulling some shiat.

It will show the world Hillary wasn't lying when she called them deplorable and maybe get some of these moderate/independents some balls to actually demand action.

These idiots are just the worst.  They can't see that Mitch through the Trump admin has set up conservatives for generations, but they're so tied up into a single figure of that party to not see how made they have it.  Biden being president doesn't mean shiat.  He's a moderate democrat, he's not going to pass socialist agenda.  And anything moderately good for the country is going to be dismantled by SCOTUS inbetween them dismantling settled law that will free up regulations left and right.

In fact, the only thing that I can see stopping that is these dumbasses actually starting some shiat.  So do it you cowards.  Show the country the true republican base.  Let them be known so all these people who think they aren't that bad open their eyes.  It may get real legislation through when nobody thinks we should be nice to them any more.
 
2020-12-01 12:36:36 AM  
2 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: Like 75% of Farkers want Snowden to be executed for revealing illegal surveillance, sore losers?


Neat. Did you post a survey? I must have missed it. Would you link the results?
 
2020-12-01 12:34:55 AM  
2 votes:

Cyberluddite: Like this guy, I'm a lawyer. If I publicly said anything like this, I'd be subject to discipline by my State Bar--possibly suspended or even disbarred.  This asshole should be as well.


I am not a law taliking liar like this person , but I know enough to not say anything that could be used as evidence against me in a court of law. Like inciting people to kill others ( despite what some butthurt panty twisted mod thinks about me giving a recipe and placement for napalm ) .

Anyhow- there will always be an other side to any argument. It is the weak side that goes with violence first. Because they have nothing of value or merit to offer- just their anger.
We cannot be like that. We can be angry. We should be angry. But we should bury them without being the lowlife dregs of lifeform oxygen thieves that they are. And we can. We will .
 
2020-12-01 12:25:47 AM  
2 votes:
And some assholes are somehow comparing tomlegit investigations that democrats (and Republicans) did over the past 4 years... that actually found crimes, is on the same level as this shiat.

Just because it's a stupid coup it doesn't matter.  It's no biggie that they're calling for executions and trying to get all democrats ballots thrown out and has the entire republican establishment behind it.  It's totally the same as that one time a couple of trump's transition team members were listened in on while talking to known Russian agents so they started an investigation.

Totally on par.
 
2020-12-01 12:07:48 AM  
2 votes:
Howie Carr's show is simulcast on newsmax. that's exactly what newmax viewers deserve.
 
2020-12-01 6:27:56 AM  
1 vote:

hubiestubert: To be fair, these people have been waiting for their Krystallnacht, and it never happened. All they can hope for now is their Nacht der langen Messer. And they're only carrying Swiss Army knives, so it's just disappointing. They were promised blood, but no one told them they'd have to do the heavy lifting. This was supposed to be televised. So much disappointment.


Sadly, this.

Derpublicans don't really have anything coherent enough to call a "plan". With the exception of the occasional True Believer, each one is basically using the party for access to gullible rubes with money (and votes) to burn. Each has his/her own agenda, which sometimes aligns with the agendas of the senior party leadership, but they're mostly in the game for their own entertainment and (especially) enrichment. They're all about the path of least resistance, and the easy way to get power an money is to fleece the low-information portion of the population by pretending to share that group's delusions and insecurities.

The path of least resistance is fading out beneath their feet, so each individual derpublican politician has been flailing about, trying desperately to get the demographic tide to retreat at their command. Adapting to reality has never been the strong suit for any conservative, but the pandering to the lowest common denominator has led to derpublican politicians stuck on stupid. They cannot change policies to appeal to rational voters, because the thick-witted rubes they've been gulling for decades will stop supporting them with money and votes. The rational voters are usually harder to please and are also harder to con with impunity- they might vote for the ex-derpublican, but are less likely to sacrifice Junior's college fund to support parasites such as politicians. It takes hard work to induce well-informed people to support a politician, and derpublicans have let those political muscles atrophy while they've been glutting themselves at troughs full of under-informed voters.

No matter what they do, derpublican politicians are facing their worst fear- irrelevance. Fewer and fewer voters are buying the snake-oil they're selling, and those who do are often slightly unstable. This election has shown them their future- the poorly-educated white male demographic is no longer sufficient to prop up the political career of lazy politicians. Dumb and lazy politicians are even more prone than usual to choose impulsive, short-term solutions to their longer-term problems. So some of them are manically pushing every political button they can find to protect their phony-baloney jobs. Their panic-blinded eyes are locked on their next hit of power and cash, and they are therefore ignoring the likely consequences of their blundering.

Derpublican politicians can't risk pissing off the toddler-in-chief. They can't afford to switch sides without suffering immediate political penalties. They've painted themselves into a corner, and the desperate attempts to get out of the mess they're in are increasingly likely to result in violence from the deranged shiatweasels among us. The political and personal consequences of their panic are far more likely to be detrimental than helpful to those derpublicans and their political futures, but they don't (or can't) care. They're in trouble right now, so they make increasingly risky bets- with lives as the table stakes.

If large-scale political violence breaks out as a result of these stupid decisions by lazy politicians (there have already been scattered incidents), the politicians who stirred it up are likely to lose everything they're trying so desperately to keep. Either the violent actors get quickly curb-stomped or the violence escalates into long-running guerilla warfare. The politicians who started it will be screwed either way. Political violence and societal instability tend to have deleterious effects on profit margins- both political and financial. When their constituents are living in fear of terrorist attacks by their fellow Americans, they'll be unlikely to send money to politicians. Corporate donors and/or rich families would likely be less enthusiastic to support politicians under those circumstances.

But that's all tomorrow. Derpublican politicians are focused on what they want today, confident they can deal with the consequences later. They're just like drug addicts in that respect. Gotta get that next fix- nothing else matters.
 
2020-12-01 4:31:38 AM  
1 vote:
The Republican party is an evil relic of a dark age.  Demographic shifts pull them further away from every having power again.  When president Biden legalizes the 11 million undocumented american citizens, it will be a great day.  It will be the morally right thing to do and will be the official end of republicanism.  I look forward to one day taking my students into a museum, through the "hall of violence" and explaining to them what a Republican was.  They will be stunned that anyone ever believed such things.
 
2020-12-01 3:19:15 AM  
1 vote:

shpritz: casual disregard: Dear conservatives,

You don't want to go down this road. Trust me.

/casdis

Dear liberals,

Stop pretending that your side will respond in kind. You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake. These conservatives will keep going down this road because they are confident, for good reason, that they won't face any consequences.


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"Let me tell you something about liberals, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their netflix is working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty conservative."
 
2020-12-01 1:21:44 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: shpritz: Alphax: shpritz: Alphax: shpritz: You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake.

According to whom?

To the man himself.

He says he won't interfere with the Justice Department.  That means something entirely different.

Does the article not state that he prefers to "move on"? He won't interfere with the DOJ, but he will be appointing the people that runn it and setting the tone. I'd love to be proven wrong, but I don't believe you'll see consequences for the crime spree that happened during Trump's administration. Liberals are still too scared of the drama that conservatives generate.

The article says it.. but it doesn't say that Biden said it.


OK. So you insist on pretending that liberals will respond in kind. Get ready for some disappointment.
 
2020-12-01 1:17:29 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: shpritz: Alphax: shpritz: You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake.

According to whom?

To the man himself.

He says he won't interfere with the Justice Department.  That means something entirely different.


Does the article not state that he prefers to "move on"? He won't interfere with the DOJ, but he will be appointing the people that runn it and setting the tone. I'd love to be proven wrong, but I don't believe you'll see consequences for the crime spree that happened during Trump's administration. Liberals are still too scared of the drama that conservatives generate.
 
2020-12-01 1:17:08 AM  
1 vote:

shpritz: casual disregard: Dear conservatives,

You don't want to go down this road. Trust me.

/casdis

Dear liberals,

Stop pretending that your side will respond in kind. You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake. These conservatives will keep going down this road because they are confident, for good reason, that they won't face any consequences.


Are we back to the Code Pink definition of liberals already? ANTIFA is sooooooo last month.
 
2020-12-01 1:13:18 AM  
1 vote:

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That is some deep deep mental illness on display.

Those are actually some of the more sane ones. There is way worse out there.


Im wondering at what point we hit the "It Could Happen Here" timeline.  So many of the priming agents are already set and im afraid what a deep economic depression combined with one of the deadliest plagues in the US in the last 100 years will do to us.  I hear from my mom's friends about how they have family or friends who are openly talking about violently resisting Biden.  Sure, most of those are just backseat Rambos but it only takes a few to create a The Troubles type environment where we are constantly dealing with insurgents.  This country's mental health issues are coming to a head and i dont think anything is gonna stop it from spinning out of control.
 
2020-12-01 1:11:01 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: shpritz: You just elected a guy who would like nothing more than to forgive and forget for national unity's sake.

According to whom?


To the man himself.
 
2020-12-01 12:33:58 AM  
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Thank you for your service, wading in to that cesspit so I don't have to.
 
2020-12-01 12:27:53 AM  
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Elegy-Impact.  Carrying on the good work.
 
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