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(SFGate)   Former Honolulu prosecutor sentenced to 13 years in prison for bank fraud and a reverse mortgage scam. Her husband, the ex-chief of police, will be sentenced later. Aloha Felicia   (sfgate.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Constable, Louis Kealoha, Police, Katherine Kealoha, Prosecutor, U.S. judge, Kealohas' home mailbox, Chief of police  
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2020-11-30 9:46:00 PM  
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2020-11-30 9:50:37 PM  
What the hell is attacking her head?  Squirrel? Stich? Rogue Coconut Crab?
 
2020-11-30 11:24:22 PM  
The powerful and untouchable brought to justice.  I hope it catches on nationwide.
 
2020-12-01 12:41:24 AM  
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2020-12-01 12:44:57 AM  
When we start defunding the police, I say we start with her husband.
 
2020-12-01 12:49:10 AM  
When the well connected and powerful in Hawai'i try shenanigans, it takes on an insane flavor unique to island cultures. It's pretty amazing. The Bishop Estate stuff in the nineties comes to mind. 60 Minutes did a story on that one that's mind blowing.
 
2020-12-01 12:52:55 AM  
Well, there ya have it, rich people in Honolulu (everywhere), are farking the working class in an organized fashion.  What can we do to stop it, organize labor, and make it law.
 
2020-12-01 1:13:02 AM  
They seem nice.
 
2020-12-01 1:25:14 AM  
There are people I know who sat opposite in court from parties that were connected to the Kealohas, and it's the stuff of legal nightmares. The corruption goes beyond what could be proven in court.
 
2020-12-01 1:26:42 AM  
She's single fellas.
 
2020-12-01 1:40:30 AM  
"Think about that, the chief of police of one of the largest police departments in the country ... swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth," and lies, [Justice Seabright] said

Justice Seabright must be new
 
2020-12-01 2:02:15 AM  

whither_apophis: "Think about that, the chief of police of one of the largest police departments in the country ... swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth," and lies, [Justice Seabright] said

Justice Seabright must be new


This. Cops lie all the damn time.
 
2020-12-01 2:11:55 AM  

batrachoseps: She's single fellas.


Well, of course, she is gonna have to like anal, even if I don't (it's not that I don't like it, it's more like, but this other place is better, kinda designed for it...).  Anyhoo, you all stick yer stuff where you love it!
 
2020-12-01 2:12:22 AM  

Puffy McBooze: Well, there ya have it, rich people in Honolulu (everywhere), are farking the working class in an organized fashion.  What can we do to stop it, organize labor, and make it law.


The French revolution only used guillotines because they were trending and there was a bunch of them around.

Hawaii has a bunch of active volcanoes.

You'd think the rich there would be a bit more cautious...
 
2020-12-01 2:13:51 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Puffy McBooze: Well, there ya have it, rich people in Honolulu (everywhere), are farking the working class in an organized fashion.  What can we do to stop it, organize labor, and make it law.

The French revolution only used guillotines because they were trending and there was a bunch of them around.

Hawaii has a bunch of active volcanoes.

You'd think the rich there would be a bit more cautious...


You are dark in interesting and knowledgeable ways.  I will be watching you.
 
2020-12-01 2:13:57 AM  

batrachoseps: She's single fellas.


Only until she learns that her cellie is Large Marge.
 
2020-12-01 2:27:57 AM  
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2020-12-01 3:13:32 AM  
He described how Katherine Kealoha orchestrated a reverse mortgage scheme that forced her grandmother to sell her home, framed her uncle for stealing the Kealohas' home mailbox, stole money from children whose trusts she controlled as a lawyer, cheated her uncle out of his life savings, convinced her firefighter lover to lie about their affair and used her position as a prosecutor to turn a drug investigation away from her doctor brother.

How she's not working the the Trump Administration I'll never know.
 
2020-12-01 6:54:24 AM  
"This is the last place in my life I thought I'd be and I vow never to be here again," he said.

A-hem. You took a vow when you were sworn in as a police officer, we kind of know how serious you are about personal honor. Now before you announce your candidacy, maybe you should get some pictures made, you in full uniform, caught in a sunbeam, standing resolutely with the flag in the background while puppies and orphans peek out from behind you. If you can steal enough money to pay for that, I'll get it set up.
 
2020-12-01 7:01:18 AM  
The case is especially shocking, Seabright said, because of the role a police chief of a "major American city," played.

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oh my sweet summer child.
 
2020-12-01 8:06:11 AM  
God damn Haoles
 
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