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(Some Guy)   12 out of 14 districts using Dominion ballot counting machines went for Trump in PA. Now I don't want to go into baseless accusations without evidence, but   (spotlightpa.org) divider line
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2020-11-30 2:40:45 PM  
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2020-11-30 2:41:08 PM  
They should have voted by mail.  If only they had a leader that would encourage them to do the sensible thing in the middle of a pandemic.
 
2020-11-30 2:42:30 PM  
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2020-11-30 2:42:46 PM  
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2020-11-30 2:43:18 PM  
Almost like they know electronic voting machines have been rigged since inception and they benefit the most from said rigging
 
2020-11-30 2:43:54 PM  
Should we sue?

I think we should sue.
 
2020-11-30 2:44:43 PM  
Subby is so naive.  Most of the votes from deal illegal immigrants on pre-printed ballots completed with sharpies were initially tabulated as Trump with the 47 USBs on Dominion machines before they were sent to Germany by zombie Chavez and switched to Biden votes and sent back to the US.
 
2020-11-30 2:46:32 PM  
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2020-11-30 2:55:55 PM  

mrshowrules: Subby is so naive.  Most of the votes from deal illegal immigrants on pre-printed ballots completed with sharpies were initially tabulated as Trump with the 47 USBs on Dominion machines before they were sent to Germany by zombie Chavez and switched to Biden votes and sent back to the US.


This guy gets it.  Study it out, sheeple!
 
2020-11-30 3:01:38 PM  
14 of 17 counties in PA using Dominion went for Trump?
NOW THAT'S HOW YOU COVER YOUR TRACKS, PEOPLE!
 
2020-11-30 3:06:08 PM  
This is bad news...for Obama
 
2020-11-30 3:06:27 PM  
Hugo Chavez is dead.
 
2020-11-30 3:08:34 PM  
Exactly Trump had them hacked which is why they know they are hackable
 
2020-11-30 3:11:08 PM  
I am just seriously wondering why, after we know that voting machines in the USA convert votes for Dems into votes for the GOP, (this appears on the news every couple of years, with public demonstrations of the flaws, and they always go one way - to the GOP), why, why, why, are Dems suddenly declaring that voting machines work and that hacking is an urban legend taco wrapped in a consrpiacy theory tortilla?
 
2020-11-30 3:11:50 PM  
I am beginning to wonder if maybe the claims of Dominion voting machines being secretly rigged to flip votes to Joe Biden might possibly be untrue.
 
MFK
2020-11-30 3:12:07 PM  

LarryDan43: Exactly Trump had them hacked which is why they know they are hackable


I actually suspect that this is closer to the truth than most people believe. Trump getting 74 million votes is far more suspicious than Biden getting 80 million votes.
 
2020-11-30 3:12:07 PM  
Clearly, the best practice is to simply invalidate the votes in any PA county that used Dominion machines.  If this means a few districts are without any representation in the federal or state houses until 2022, well, that's a small sacrifice to make to completely stop election fraud
 
2020-11-30 3:12:43 PM  

Jake Havechek: Hugo Chavez is dead.


That's what THEY want you to think.
 
2020-11-30 3:13:50 PM  
I do think that mail-in voting saved our asses this year.  Yay for a pandemic during an election year, I guess.
 
2020-11-30 3:13:56 PM  
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2020-11-30 3:14:02 PM  
Audit all 14 counties machines. The only ones that will show signs of tampering will be from counties Trump won.
 
2020-11-30 3:14:22 PM  

somedude210: Almost like they know electronic voting machines have been rigged since inception and they benefit the most from said rigging


Snark aside, Dominion machines have paper printed ballots that I believe were hand counted/canvassed in PA?

So does this make Trump look like an even bigger idiot? Sure, yeah.

Is this a red flag for fraud by Republicans? I don't think so. This would've been exposed
 
2020-11-30 3:15:05 PM  
You know what else appears in the news every few years?  Razor blades in Halloween candy.  Your frothy concern is noted.
 
2020-11-30 3:18:02 PM  
I'm sure if the Dems did cheat it would be getting the full Benghazi treatment and not the full Four Seasons Landscaping treatment.
 
2020-11-30 3:18:28 PM  

yohohogreengiant: somedude210: Almost like they know electronic voting machines have been rigged since inception and they benefit the most from said rigging

Snark aside, Dominion machines have paper printed ballots that I believe were hand counted/canvassed in PA?

So does this make Trump look like an even bigger idiot? Sure, yeah.

Is this a red flag for fraud by Republicans? I don't think so. This would've been exposed


GA recounted by hand and found no major discrepancies.
 
2020-11-30 3:19:44 PM  
Well, the Founders do tend to leave the plans of war to the Vorta.
 
2020-11-30 3:21:15 PM  
Subby, if you can muster the courage to entertain a rational thought, then you should ask yourself why the Clintons offed Chavez before all this
 
2020-11-30 3:21:51 PM  
This is crap, but it should lead to the elimination of ALL electronic voting machines (and printed receipts are nothing but a placebo).

Democracy is important enough to count, by hand, publicly.
 
2020-11-30 3:23:09 PM  
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May we continue to walk the path laid out for us by the Prophets
 
2020-11-30 3:24:47 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They should have voted by mail.  If only they had a leader that would encourage them to do the sensible thing in the middle of a pandemic.


Their shiat-for-brains 'leader' encouraged them to vote in person so their votes actually DID count. His cunning plan basically consisted of:

1 - Do NOTHING to slow the death rate of the virus. "Blue" cities will surely be more affected, and the virus will basically fix itself. wink wink
2 - Install a stooge at the USPS to literally slow or not even deliver the mailed ballots at all by election day.
3 - Constantly hold reckless rallies telling his pathetic masses to vote in person. wink wink
4 - Stand back and cry foul for so many "illegal" votes being counted after Nov 3.

He didn't calculate the hundreds of thousands of USPS employees who saw this coming a mile away and said ESAD, asshole.
 
2020-11-30 3:24:58 PM  
And?  It's not like this means anything.  First it was Hammer and then it was Scorecard, and then it was Dominion and now it's Smartmatic.  These are just demons for people to shout at.  Nobody can even say what these machines supposedly did.  The people yammering about Dominion are not remotely concerned with their complaints meaning anything of value.
 
2020-11-30 3:33:44 PM  
I was sent, by a VERY high placed operative in the letter agencies with extremely high security clearance, this picture of two liberals altering the vote counts at Dominions servers in Germany, right before the 83rd Airborne captured them after a gun battle with CIA operatives who were defending the facility.

Is this proof enough Lefties ???

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/ sadly, I'm actually seeing this kind of nonsense out on teh web right now....
 
2020-11-30 3:38:05 PM  
Are we sure this isn't just a clever ruse from FreeRepublic?
 
2020-11-30 3:40:31 PM  
Yes, yes, yes. That's a typical Dominion strategy. They offer to give up something valuable in order to hide the fact that they want something even more valuable in the long term. See, that's how they think. Big picture. They don't worry about what's going to happen tomorrow, no, no, no, they're thinking long term. They're thinking what's going to happen a year from now, a decade, a century. Yes, yes.
 
2020-11-30 3:43:02 PM  
But those two other counties Biden got 1400% of the vote. If the Trump campaign gives me the $3000000 million funding I need, then I will totally prove it for them
 
2020-11-30 3:43:05 PM  

somedude210: Almost like they know electronic voting machines have been rigged since inception and they benefit the most from said rigging


Yup.  Covid and the mass mail in voting it lead to saved this election from the same fate as the one in 2016.  It is why it Trumpy railed against it so hard.  Hard to add enough votes to electronic machines on election night if you don't know how many you really need to win without looking awfully suspicious.
 
2020-11-30 3:46:12 PM  

Rapmaster2000: And?  It's not like this means anything.  First it was Hammer and then it was Scorecard, and then it was Dominion and now it's Smartmatic.  These are just demons for people to shout at.  Nobody can even say what these machines supposedly did.  The people yammering about Dominion are not remotely concerned with their complaints meaning anything of value.


Whatever happened to Diebold and paperless ballots?
 
2020-11-30 3:51:10 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Jake Havechek: Hugo Chavez is dead.

That's what THEY want you to think.


Joe Biden is actually Hugo Chavez. The Clinton's had their faces switched after murdering the real Joe Biden. Have you seen "Joe Biden" and Chavez in the same room since "Chavez" "died"? Well have you?!
 
2020-11-30 3:54:04 PM  

Rapmaster2000: And?  It's not like this means anything.  First it was Hammer and then it was Scorecard, and then it was Dominion and now it's Smartmatic.  These are just demons for people to shout at.  Nobody can even say what these machines supposedly did.  The people yammering about Dominion are not remotely concerned with their complaints meaning anything of value.


The Freepers have repeatedly asserted that the machines counted each Trump vote at .75 and each Biden vote at 1.25. Because algorithms, which are mysterious and evil.
 
2020-11-30 4:07:09 PM  
Dammit Hugo you incompetent idiot.
 
2020-11-30 4:09:04 PM  

grokca: Dammit Hugo you incompetent idiot.


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2020-11-30 4:27:07 PM  

Cyberluddite: mrshowrules: Subby is so naive.  Most of the votes from deal illegal immigrants on pre-printed ballots completed with sharpies were initially tabulated as Trump with the 47 USBs on Dominion machines before they were sent to Germany by zombie Chavez and switched to Biden votes and sent back to the US.

This guy gets it.  Study it out, sheeple!


But it goes deeper.  The algorithms Hugo came up with were broken by the overwhelming votes for Trump so they went off the deep end and just went crazy with votes for Biden which is why so many votes ended up going to biden.

It was only because so many people voted for trump that it broke the machines.  It wasn't supposed to be such an obvious Biden win and was supposed to look more competitive.

So it is a lot worse than we thought.  All will come to light whe. The evidence they've been withholding from lower courts, for some reason, is shown at SCOTUS.

And if SCOTUS doesn't go for it, it is because OBAMA got to roberts.
 
2020-11-30 4:28:15 PM  
The republican/Russian tactic of accusing your enemy of doing whatever you yourself are doing makes me pretty suspicious of dominion actually. I would not put it past republicans to use these machines to get extra votes for republicans and then to accuse the democrats of using them to rig it for them thus making democrats end up on the side that is defending dominion instead of investigating them.
 
2020-11-30 4:33:38 PM  

Nonpo: The republican/Russian tactic of accusing your enemy of doing whatever you yourself are doing makes me pretty suspicious of dominion actually. I would not put it past republicans to use these machines to get extra votes for republicans and then to accuse the democrats of using them to rig it for them thus making democrats end up on the side that is defending dominion instead of investigating them.


True, except Dems aren't exactly defending Dominion, they're saying "whatever, show some proof. Provide evidence of your claims". We have no need to defend Dominion, and if a country-wide investigation is wanted, I'm all for it. Not this BS "we're only attacking ways Biden could have been made President" avenue.  Dems actually WANT election security, there's multiple bills for it sitting on Mitch's desk.
 
2020-11-30 4:35:16 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: I am just seriously wondering why, after we know that voting machines in the USA convert votes for Dems into votes for the GOP, (this appears on the news every couple of years, with public demonstrations of the flaws, and they always go one way - to the GOP), why, why, why, are Dems suddenly declaring that voting machines work and that hacking is an urban legend taco wrapped in a consrpiacy theory tortilla?


Please show.  There was people showing that it is possible to hack the machines if you get physical access.

Or are you talking about the old shiatty touchscreen versions that just had shoddy pressure points and would click where you didn't?  Because if you're talking about those...

1. Theyve been replaced.

2. It's not exactly "vote flipping" when you see it clearly select the wrong candidate and you can rectify it.  It's not also not vote flipping when it went both ways.

So what you're calling vote flipping isn't vote flipping.  Its just shoddy touchscreens.  It would be a pretty terrible way to cheat if it happened before your eyes and gave you the opportunity to change rectify it... multiple times.
 
2020-11-30 4:49:06 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: This is crap, but it should lead to the elimination of ALL electronic voting machines (and printed receipts are nothing but a placebo).

Democracy is important enough to count, by hand, publicly.


This is dumb.  Counting by hand is also a placebo.

And how is a paper ballot printed... that the voter can double check and also BE COUNTED BY HAND a placebo?  It gives them the opportunity to do exactly what you're saying they should do.  So that is illogical.

Vote on machine... prints out results, you double check them, you turn it in.  It actually has more steps to verify that you voted correctly than a standard paper ballot.  You vote, before going to next page you verify you chose the proper bubbles.  At the very end before it prints it asks you AGAIN if these are what you wanted and gives you the opportunity to change it..... then it prints it out where you can check it again, or cure it, then turn it in.

With paper ballots the only opportunity to check if you did it right is yourself.  Nothing holds your hand to double and triple check if you chose what you wanted.


The idea that we have to do this the same as we did at our very first election is bullshiat.  The same people are arguing that vote counting took too long are the same people calling for the slowest process of counting.

They'll never be pleased.

Take too long and its proof of shenanigans.

Count faster with proven tech that can be monitored and double and triple checked and it's proof of shenanigans.  Go back to hand counting to prove that it was secure and nothing was amiss and bam, back to elections taking too long and we should have had results already.

It's a lose-lose scenario.

We shouldn't go back in time to please people who won't be pleased no matter how it is done.

Nobody care about the process or how it was done.  They're mad because their candidate didn't win.
 
2020-11-30 4:51:26 PM  

Phins: Rapmaster2000: And?  It's not like this means anything.  First it was Hammer and then it was Scorecard, and then it was Dominion and now it's Smartmatic.  These are just demons for people to shout at.  Nobody can even say what these machines supposedly did.  The people yammering about Dominion are not remotely concerned with their complaints meaning anything of value.

The Freepers have repeatedly asserted that the machines counted each Trump vote at .75 and each Biden vote at 1.25. Because algorithms, which are mysterious and evil.


Algorithms ARE mysterious and evil, didn't you see Tron?

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2020-11-30 4:58:57 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Jake Havechek: Hugo Chavez is dead.

That's what THEY want you to think.

Joe Biden is actually Hugo Chavez. The Clinton's had their faces switched after murdering the real Joe Biden. Have you seen "Joe Biden" and Chavez in the same room since "Chavez" "died"? Well have you?!


Don't tell anyone... but I have.  Once you burn enough Autozones you get into the upper echelons of Antifa.

I really shouldn't be talking about this, but the world has to know, I can't be a part of this anymore...  poor auto zone.  What did they ever do to the US?

Once you've "made it" you can get into the high level Antifa meetings where we pray to Satan and have blood sacrifices.  Hillary, Biden, Obama, Hugo, and of course our Supreme leader of Communism is there.... Soros.  The Surgeon General of Antifa Bill Gates verifies our temperatures through microchips first.  They can't allow us to get close to the main people at the top with the China Virus they imported, because only Republicans can get that, so they're extra careful.

Anyways, I have seen biden and Chavez in the same room together.  It's hard to tell who is who though because we wear the antifa uniform of all black with black backpacks that are filled to the brim with milkshakes that actually might be concrete, that are actually milkshakes.

We pray to the benghazis and private email servers when we are done.

Sorry, had to get that off my chest.  Poor Autozones.  fark you target, you don't matter.
 
2020-11-30 5:00:23 PM  

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