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(Newsweek)   Giuliani says stuff leaking down his face were his brains. Fact checkers point out he doesn't have any   (newsweek.com) divider line
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2020-11-30 3:12:34 PM  
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2020-11-30 3:36:45 PM  
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2020-11-30 3:46:44 PM  
Well, if he has shiat for brains....then yes.
 
2020-11-30 4:15:48 PM  

Circusdog320: Well, if he has shiat for brains....then yes.


I don't think he has shiat for brains.   Bless his heart.
 
2020-11-30 5:36:03 PM  
So his brain is liquefied?

That actually sounds pretty legit.
 
2020-11-30 5:36:41 PM  
Well, it was brown. I say it checks out.
 
2020-11-30 5:37:19 PM  
Man makes joke. Cue full-page article..
 
2020-11-30 5:40:15 PM  
Gotta give credit where credit is due: as conservative jokes go, that's pretty good.

That said, the fact that he is self-aware enough to make such a  joke means he is 100% responsible for his shiatty actions. Same story with 45 and "imagine if I drank."
 
2020-11-30 5:40:42 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Man makes joke. Cue full-page article..


In this case, the man is a joke.
 
2020-11-30 5:44:24 PM  
So he was kidding that his brain was leaking...

Was he accidentally self aware of his competence for a second?
 
2020-11-30 5:45:00 PM  
Was that supposed to be a joke?
 
2020-11-30 5:46:40 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Man makes joke. Cue full-page article..


Man wears tan suit. Cue meltdown.

//aidir?
 
2020-11-30 5:47:11 PM  

BlackPete: So he was kidding that his brain was leaking...

Was he accidentally self aware of his competence for a second?


Yeah. That was my take.
 
2020-11-30 5:48:03 PM  
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2020-11-30 5:48:44 PM  
feet, meet fire
 
2020-11-30 5:48:46 PM  
He was just trying to be more like Obama.  *ducks and runs*
 
2020-11-30 5:49:24 PM  
I'm a neuroscience researcher by trade and I've seen a lot of brains and cerebral fluids in my time. Now I'm not a board registered clinician, but I'm going to have a hunch that if fluid that colour was leaking out of your head while you're mentally exerting yourself, you're going to have bigger problems than losing court cases.

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It'd probably be the reason why you can't win a court case.

(Apart from the fact there's no evidence.)
 
2020-11-30 5:50:11 PM  
It is wintertime, he's probably running 5W30 in that thing this time of year.
 
2020-11-30 5:51:32 PM  
Nope. Don't buy it. Nosirree. Can't leak what you don't have.
 
2020-11-30 5:51:53 PM  
"Sideburns are more gray than the rest of the head," he said. "You can apply mascara to touch the gray side up a bit so it looks more natural."

I don't think this guy knows what "natural" means.

The sides being more grey is natural. Slathering mascara on your hair? Not so much.
 
2020-11-30 5:56:02 PM  
Newsweek reached out to Giuliani's representatives for further comment.

Yeah, drop anything else you are doing and looking into this 100%.
 
2020-11-30 5:56:41 PM  
Look.
 
2020-11-30 6:02:55 PM  
Media: omfg what is that stuff dripping off his face?

Us: why is this demented moron still going on about election fraud?
 
2020-11-30 6:03:10 PM  

BlackPete: So he was kidding that his brain was leaking...

Was he accidentally self aware of his competence for a second?


Even dementia patients have moments of clarity once in a while
 
2020-11-30 6:03:32 PM  
He's.....right?

I'm so done with the GOP.
 
2020-11-30 6:03:46 PM  
Everyone has it all wrong. It's not goo, it's the seam where they glued on his face.
 
2020-11-30 6:06:29 PM  
I don't understand why old men who are they fooling. Besides them selves.

Am 60 if i get a compliment i am instantly suspicious.

/Shave my thinning white hair
//on my head
///now your thinking about my balls
 
2020-11-30 6:07:58 PM  
NO Rudy. its not brains, hahaha.  It's shiat. HAHAHA
 
2020-11-30 6:10:40 PM  
I DNRTFA...  But is he really making excuses?  It's hair dye.  Everyone already knows it's hair dye.  Why doesn't he just say, "Yeah, it's hair dye?  So what?"
 
2020-11-30 6:11:16 PM  
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"oh, boy.... oh, yep....  my brains are leaking down there again....."
 
2020-11-30 6:11:40 PM  

Circusdog320: Well, if he has shiat for brains....then yes.


shiat would be an upgrade.
 
2020-11-30 6:14:44 PM  
What stains from Rudy's brains leaking out would look like
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2020-11-30 6:16:18 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Gotta give credit where credit is due: as conservative jokes go, that's pretty good.

That said, the fact that he is self-aware enough to make such a  joke means he is 100% responsible for his shiatty actions. Same story with 45 and "imagine if I drank."


Yeah, pretty much. He at least tried, so he gets a tiny sliver of credit. He's still a horrible weird human being.
 
2020-11-30 6:21:51 PM  
He'd just gotten an urgent call from Mr. Shadow

Mr. Shadow wants the Stones
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2020-11-30 6:22:37 PM  
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2020-11-30 7:02:23 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Gotta give credit where credit is due: as conservative jokes go, that's pretty good.

That said, the fact that he is self-aware enough to make such a  joke means he is 100% responsible for his shiatty actions. Same story with 45 and "imagine if I drank."


Despite his poor record with the truth, I believe Trump when he says he doesn't drink. (He's never happy.) Which is a shame, because I could never hope that things might improve if he got sober.
 
2020-11-30 7:17:06 PM  
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Clearly, he sucked in the souls of leviathans from purgatory. The leviathans then escape into the world, take over a businessman, and set out to engineer the perfect breed of dumb fat Americans, too stupid to realize that they are all just cattle for the leviathan to eat.

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2020-11-30 7:39:22 PM  
There musth be another explanation.   He been aggressive much lately?
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2020-11-30 8:35:16 PM  
Nosferatu needs to lay off the booze and spray on hair.
 
2020-11-30 9:52:31 PM  
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2020-11-30 11:11:24 PM  

patrick767: "Sideburns are more gray than the rest of the head," he said. "You can apply mascara to touch the gray side up a bit so it looks more natural."

I don't think this guy knows what "natural" means.

The sides being more grey is natural. Slathering mascara on your hair? Not so much.


Shoulda borrowed one of Donny's sharpies.
 
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