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2020-11-30 3:29:01 PM  
Hooker ✅
 
2020-11-30 3:52:22 PM  
Your inability to work a Hooker wisecrack into the headline is disappointing, subs.
 
2020-11-30 3:55:42 PM  
The internet is rife with videos of 3-inchers introduced by hookers.
 
2020-11-30 4:02:55 PM  
Oh come on now internet...

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2020-11-30 4:53:31 PM  
Ignoring the hooker, 3", and the acres of humour to be found with 'Vette owners.

That is a lot of time, money, and effort to get 5-10 hp (maybe) on a 500 hp vehicle. Even if it was there you would barely feel it. I added 25 hp (on the dyno) upgrading the intake and exhaust on my Veloster and you wouldn't notice that much. The 'Vette has 2.5x the horsepower and a fraction of the improvement.
 
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2020-11-30 5:27:02 PM  
That ass end makes the C7 look appealing, and that isn't saying much.

Nice sports car if you want brake by wire, no manual, less storage space, and understeer.   Watching people pay 30k over sticker for a base model does make me giggle though.

/vette owner
 
2020-11-30 5:28:16 PM  
Aren't hookers normal what you pick up in Corvettes for your three inches? Not a car guy so I don't know.
 
2020-11-30 5:46:36 PM  
It may only be 3 inches, but it smells like a foot.
 
2020-11-30 5:47:49 PM  
Weird.

Can't plumbers fabricate their own pipes?
 
2020-11-30 6:52:44 PM  
If you look at the name fast enough it could be the hooker blackjack 3" catback exhaust.

/Got me the first time
//Zora is spinning in his grave
///In an oblong fashion like a Wankel
 
2020-11-30 6:55:44 PM  

madgonad: Ignoring the hooker, 3", and the acres of humour to be found with 'Vette owners.

That is a lot of time, money, and effort to get 5-10 hp (maybe) on a 500 hp vehicle. Even if it was there you would barely feel it. I added 25 hp (on the dyno) upgrading the intake and exhaust on my Veloster and you wouldn't notice that much. The 'Vette has 2.5x the horsepower and a fraction of the improvement.


It's not just the raw horsepower total, it's also how the entire torque and horsepower curves are impacted by the larger exhaust tubing.  If they can get bottom end torque at 3000 or smooth out the top end of the HP curve, all the better.
 
2020-11-30 7:07:53 PM  
That feeling when your Corvette gets pulled over by a bike cop
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2020-11-30 8:37:27 PM  
I love the new corvette, and a modified exhaust sounds awesome on a V8 when you punch it; that factory unit is going to be baffled and quiet.  He didn't do it for the horsepower gain, which probably ain't much.

I had the corsa extreme installed on my c5 and it really brings it all together; I highly recommend it.
 
2020-11-30 8:48:53 PM  
I'll get my own catback with Hookers and blackjack

/ Hecho en Mexico
 
2020-11-30 11:11:39 PM  

VictoryCabal: That feeling when your Corvette gets pulled over by a bike cop
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The future is here.

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2020-11-30 11:44:56 PM  
I drive a skateboard.
 
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