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(Ottawa Sun)   Don't use the stores' sanitizer bottles, ffs   (ottawasun.com) divider line
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2020-11-30 12:44:15 PM  
All my homies sanitize their hands after they use a public hand sanitizer dispenser.
 
2020-11-30 12:50:29 PM  
Huh?  Hand Sanitizer KILLS THE FREAKING VIRUS.  Almost instantly.

Someone with covid could lick the damn thing, it wouldn't matter.  Unless you pump it into your other hand and then, before wiping your hands together, take the hand you pumped with and lick it with your tongue... no, you're not getting freaking covid from that.
 
2020-11-30 1:00:38 PM  

jake3988: Huh?  Hand Sanitizer KILLS THE FREAKING VIRUS.  Almost instantly.

Someone with covid could lick the damn thing, it wouldn't matter.  Unless you pump it into your other hand and then, before wiping your hands together, take the hand you pumped with and lick it with your tongue... no, you're not getting freaking covid from that.


And we are done here.
 
2020-11-30 1:02:28 PM  
Hey, my dick needs sanitizing too, so don't go shaming me if I stand at the entrance to the store and make sure it's COVID-free!
 
2020-11-30 1:05:36 PM  
I've tried the burn test on a few different Sanitizers.  Some of them don't have a high enough alcohol content to burn.

/note the flame will be blue and nearly invisible.  It will burn a small bit of paper
 
2020-11-30 1:13:43 PM  
That's not how it works. You press the lever THEN spread the goo.


YOUR BLOG SUCKS
 
2020-11-30 1:15:34 PM  

DON.MAC: I've tried the burn test on a few different Sanitizers.  Some of them don't have a high enough alcohol content to burn.

/note the flame will be blue and nearly invisible.  It will burn a small bit of paper


There are a select few sanitizers that mimic Purell even down the alcohol content and scent.

Again, the key word is "few"; I've tried some other sanitizers and they smell like death warmed over.
 
2020-11-30 1:34:26 PM  
That's why I don't wash my hands after the bathroom.
 
2020-11-30 2:03:26 PM  

jake3988: Huh?  Hand Sanitizer KILLS THE FREAKING VIRUS.  Almost instantly.

Someone with covid could lick the damn thing, it wouldn't matter.  Unless you pump it into your other hand and then, before wiping your hands together, take the hand you pumped with and lick it with your tongue... no, you're not getting freaking covid from that.


Difficulty: You are counting on people to know how to use a common product correctly. Plus alcohol content issues.

\rule of thumb - literally - is that if you can touch it you can catch something from it
 
2020-11-30 2:09:06 PM  
The consistency is always off, it's always like water or jizz
 
2020-11-30 2:10:41 PM  
Is it okay if I use the local sex shop's public lube bottle?
 
2020-11-30 2:12:13 PM  
I'm the most germophobic person I know.


Until now.
 
2020-11-30 2:16:53 PM  
Don't wash your hands in the bathroom either.

/The Sun is Canada's fox news.
 
2020-11-30 2:23:28 PM  

SpectroBoy: That's not how it works. You press the lever THEN spread the goo.


YOUR BLOG SUCKS


You rang?
 
2020-11-30 2:23:32 PM  

SpectroBoy: You press the lever THEN spread the goo.


Sometimes you have to press the lever rapidly a few hundred times to get the goo.
 
2020-11-30 2:33:44 PM  
Whatever you do, don't tell him about the shopping carts....
 
2020-11-30 2:34:26 PM  

FriarReb98: rule of thumb - literally


I love the idea of a literal metaphor.
 
2020-11-30 2:39:07 PM  

bughunter: SpectroBoy: You press the lever THEN spread the goo.

Sometimes you have to press the lever rapidly a few hundred times to get the goo.


I miss my teenage years too. . .
 
2020-11-30 2:49:29 PM  

yakmans_dad: FriarReb98: rule of thumb - literally

I love the idea of a literal metaphor.


I'd like it better if I hadn't proven it by getting the worst GI bug ever from being in a hospital.

\ruined 4th of July week 2018 for me
 
2020-11-30 3:02:19 PM  
I usually carry my own, but I'll use the provided stuff if needed.  The auto ones you just wave your hand under are nice though.
 
2020-11-30 3:09:34 PM  
Put rubber gloves on, use the sanitizer pump, cleanse your hands, peel off and dispose of gloves. Voila. Or Viola, if you're high-strung.
 
2020-11-30 3:10:02 PM  

FriarReb98: yakmans_dad: FriarReb98: rule of thumb - literally

I love the idea of a literal metaphor.

I'd like it better if I hadn't proven it by getting the worst GI bug ever from being in a hospital.


Hospitals are notorious spreaders of disease. "By the road to the contagious hospital ..."

Iatrogenic disease is one of the chief killers in the country.
 
2020-11-30 3:12:11 PM  

SpectroBoy: That's not how it works. You press the lever THEN spread the goo.



May take some of us older fellas a little while longer.  It's not such an automatic thing anymore.
 
2020-11-30 3:27:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, my dick needs sanitizing too, so don't go shaming me if I stand at the entrance to the store and make sure it's COVID-free!


Pssst, Covid-19 didn't cause those warts.
 
2020-11-30 3:42:51 PM  

jake3988: Huh?  Hand Sanitizer KILLS THE FREAKING VIRUS.  Almost instantly.

Someone with covid could lick the damn thing, it wouldn't matter.  Unless you pump it into your other hand and then, before wiping your hands together, take the hand you pumped with and lick it with your tongue... no, you're not getting freaking covid from that.


Yeah, pretty much all of this^^^^^^^.
 
2020-11-30 3:53:46 PM  
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2020-11-30 6:47:11 PM  
Meanwhile in Nova Scotia...

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2020-11-30 7:00:31 PM  
The hand sanitiser is perfectly safe. You literally sanitise your hands immediately after touching the pump.

What is not safe and what you should NEVER touch is the little dish of mints that some restaurants put out for customers near the till.

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Do not eat these. The individually wrapped ones like in the picture are just as unsafe as the loose ones. Avoid.
 
2020-11-30 8:18:24 PM  

Pinnacle Point: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, my dick needs sanitizing too, so don't go shaming me if I stand at the entrance to the store and make sure it's COVID-free!

Pssst, Covid-19 didn't cause those warts.


Those aren't warts, they're pleasure bumps.
 
2020-11-30 8:44:00 PM  

Champion of the Sun: The consistency is always off, it's always like water or jizz


This reminds me of the one they had at the hospital entrance. I pumped down normally and a liquidy mess shot directly at me (not down onto my hand). The admin sitting there said something like "yeah, that one does that" but with a grin like it was her entertainment for the day.
 
2020-11-30 9:03:22 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Pinnacle Point: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, my dick needs sanitizing too, so don't go shaming me if I stand at the entrance to the store and make sure it's COVID-free!

Pssst, Covid-19 didn't cause those warts.

Those aren't warts, they're pleasure bumps.


Good for you both!
/I'm not a gossip ;-)
 
2020-11-30 9:15:50 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Pinnacle Point: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, my dick needs sanitizing too, so don't go shaming me if I stand at the entrance to the store and make sure it's COVID-free!

Pssst, Covid-19 didn't cause those warts.

Those aren't warts, they're pleasure bumps.


At least they're not ladybugs
 
2020-12-01 3:57:52 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, my dick needs sanitizing too, so don't go shaming me if I stand at the entrance to the store and make sure it's COVID-free!


We'd rather you didn't - the whimpering and modified pee pee dance antics that result when you put high alcohol products on your genitalia have the potential to injure other customers.  They'd be laughing so hard anything could happen.
 
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