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(ABC News)   Man charged with murder after fight started by putting his hands in Thanksgiving leftovers. See, this is why you drink the gravy from the gravy boat, you damn philistines   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2020-11-30 11:07:18 AM  
I think this is the first death over Thanksgiving leftovers I've ever heard of.
 
2020-11-30 12:48:38 PM  
"If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"
 
2020-11-30 3:06:18 PM  
Did the leftovers' sandwich have a slice in the middle that was dipped in the gravy?

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2020-11-30 3:13:41 PM  
I need to know where his hands were before sticking them in the leftovers before I pass judgement here...
 
2020-11-30 3:14:11 PM  
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"My germs!"
 
2020-11-30 3:14:57 PM  
Mr Bean would never stand a chance
 
2020-11-30 3:17:28 PM  
Artist depiction of the scene just prior to the murder:

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2020-11-30 3:27:08 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: "If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"


He did. Stuck his Dixon right in there.
 
2020-11-30 3:35:45 PM  
"James Dixon, 28, is charged with killing Vincell Jackson, 52, who was the boyfriend of the Thanksgiving party host."

Mr. Dixon will be needing to make alternate arrangements for for next year's Thanksgiving.
 
2020-11-30 3:37:37 PM  
Terrible,
Plagues, elections, foul weather, travel expenses.

"Stay home. Don't be murdered"

Next years PSA
 
2020-11-30 3:47:34 PM  
Using you hands instead of the serving utensil is right up there with double dipping chips in the dip.  Capital punishment is appropriate.
 
2020-11-30 4:14:55 PM  

Lambskincoat: I think this is the first death over Thanksgiving leftovers I've ever heard of.


Apart from the deaths *from* Thanksgiving leftovers.
 
2020-11-30 4:18:21 PM  
You put your hands in the leftovers. He shoves you out onto the porch. You pull a knife and stab him to death. That's the Chicago way.
 
2020-11-30 4:28:37 PM  
If I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!
 
2020-11-30 4:29:26 PM  

mononymous: If I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!


Someone beat me to it  :(
 
2020-11-30 5:15:43 PM  
"Patrick Ryan said Dixon was properly defending himself."

A knife is not a defensive weapon
 
2020-11-30 5:27:59 PM  

mononymous: mononymous: If I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!

Someone beat me to it  :(


That is gravy on your lip ... right
 
2020-11-30 6:10:30 PM  
article: ' James Dixon, 28, is charged with killing Vincell Jackson, 52, who was the boyfriend of the Thanksgiving party host.  Victim Jackson was trying to escort Dixon out of the Chicago house because he had put his hands in leftovers'

Entitled enough to bring weapons so they can put their hands in food at someone else's home?
 
2020-11-30 6:35:17 PM  
Don't Go Reaching Across My Plate
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2020-11-30 7:11:55 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: "If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'mma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"


Dammit. Came here to make a dick in the mashed potatoes joke. Leaving satisfied / disappointed.
 
2020-11-30 7:13:08 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Using you hands instead of the serving utensil is right up there with double dipping chips in the dip.  Capital punishment is appropriate.


You sound like a germaphobe.
 
2020-11-30 7:37:41 PM  

valenumr: FarkingSmurf: Using you hands instead of the serving utensil is right up there with double dipping chips in the dip.  Capital punishment is appropriate.

You sound like a germaphobe.


Guilty.  This ad always made me cringe.

Mint Mobile Film Finger Dip
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2020-11-30 8:29:45 PM  

FarkingSmurf: valenumr: FarkingSmurf: Using you hands instead of the serving utensil is right up there with double dipping chips in the dip.  Capital punishment is appropriate.

You sound like a germaphobe.

Guilty.  This ad always made me cringe.

[YouTube video: Mint Mobile Film Finger Dip]


LoL, I always have very clean hands when cooking.
 
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