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(Twitter)   The next lawsuit from Giuliani to invalidate Joe Biden's candidacy is because *spins wheel* he committed campaign finance violations for not reporting the money Trump spent on recounts as contributions to the Biden campaign   (twitter.com) divider line
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3616 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Nov 2020 at 9:22 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-30 9:09:38 AM  
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2020-11-30 9:10:52 AM  
Can Giuliani get disbarred for this nonsense? What a colossal waste of time, money, resources etc
 
2020-11-30 9:12:25 AM  
Please tell me this is a joke.
 
2020-11-30 9:12:38 AM  
He needs to be disbarred.
 
2020-11-30 9:13:57 AM  

kudayta: Please tell me this is a joke.


It is a joke.  But, it's also the reality we are dealing with right now.
 
2020-11-30 9:14:42 AM  
Why is he not disbarred?
 
2020-11-30 9:14:57 AM  
I'm pretty sure trump didn't spend that money to help Biden. And it didn't help Biden. He got no more EVs than before the recount.
 
2020-11-30 9:17:19 AM  
any source beyond this tweet or is it just a joke that isn't that funny?
 
2020-11-30 9:17:29 AM  

Ambivalence: I'm pretty sure trump didn't spend that money to help Biden. And it didn't help Biden. He got no more EVs than before the recount.


I'm sure Biden got a nice laugh out of it, that's worth something.
 
2020-11-30 9:17:38 AM  
The fact it took me more than 3 seconds to realize that was a joke scares me.
 
2020-11-30 9:17:40 AM  

kudayta: Please tell me this is a joke.


I seriously hope it's a a snide comment about how dumb Giuliani is, but I'm afraid in this situation the joke IS Giuliani.
 
2020-11-30 9:17:57 AM  
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2020-11-30 9:20:22 AM  

Butterflew: kudayta: Please tell me this is a joke.

I seriously hope it's a a snide comment about how dumb Giuliani is, but I'm afraid in this situation the joke IS Giuliani.


He's getting $20k per day for keeping this circus going. My guess is, he's planning to retire shortly, is cashing in without caring about repercussions to his reputation.
 
2020-11-30 9:20:46 AM  

Professor_Doctor: The fact it took me more than 3 seconds to realize that was a joke scares me.


I wouldn't put anything past that weasel. They're probably filing any variation they can think of since they've already had cases dismissed with prejudice. He could just be shopping for a sympathetic judge.
 
2020-11-30 9:23:52 AM  
Can someone translate this from the language of Idiot to English?  I'm not sure what I'm reading.
 
2020-11-30 9:24:17 AM  

kudayta: Please tell me this is a joke.


It's a joke today, but by Wednesday it'll look better than whatever nonsense Guiliani is up to in reality.
 
2020-11-30 9:24:31 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Why is he not disbarred?


You're the Bar guy. Get on that shiat.
 
2020-11-30 9:24:43 AM  
Pretty sure this is a parody Twitter account and this is not actually true.

Based on comments here, Poe's law is alive and well.
 
2020-11-30 9:25:04 AM  
It seems like satire.  If so, Onion is mad because they didn't think of it.  If not, Onion can go home, reality has been folded.
 
2020-11-30 9:25:16 AM  
So by the same logic, can I declare $686 billion in expenses on my personal taxes? I mean, it all went to defense spending.
 
2020-11-30 9:25:48 AM  
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2020-11-30 9:26:02 AM  
He seems even more scared than Lindsay Graham.
 
2020-11-30 9:26:38 AM  
This is farking hilarious.
 
2020-11-30 9:26:54 AM  

leviosaurus: He's getting $20k per day for keeping this circus going. My guess is, he's planning to retire shortly, is cashing in without caring about repercussions to his reputation.

Anymore, this is just about Rudy trying to keep his own grift going.
 
2020-11-30 9:27:49 AM  
I put a home made Trump sign in my front yard, did Trump report it as a campaign contribution?


/(no I didn't)
 
2020-11-30 9:27:58 AM  
.....what?
 
2020-11-30 9:28:20 AM  
Can't tell if joke, finding nearest fan to stick dick in...
 
2020-11-30 9:28:30 AM  
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2020-11-30 9:28:33 AM  
It was a joke, but after reading it Donald Trump just made it policy.
 
2020-11-30 9:29:04 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

RoguePOTUSStaff: Giuliani will be filing a new lawsuit on Monday asking the court to summarily invalidate Joe Biden's candidacy due to campaign finance violations, alleging that everything POTUS paid for a recount should have been reported by Biden as a campaign donation.


Campaign ended on Nov 3rd. 😅
 
2020-11-30 9:29:09 AM  

OdradekRex: He needs to be disbarred.


He needs to be institutionalized and jacked up with anti-psychotic meds.
 
2020-11-30 9:29:33 AM  

markie_farkie: kudayta: Please tell me this is a joke.

It is a joke.  But, it's also the reality we are dealing with right now.


The fact that we have to spend time & effort seriously asking, even Googling, to be certain that it is...
 
2020-11-30 9:29:36 AM  
Bad: being fooled by this for a couple minutes.

2020: Not being the slightest bit surprised.
 
2020-11-30 9:30:00 AM  
Stop giving them ideas!
 
2020-11-30 9:30:17 AM  

Professor_Doctor: The fact it took me more than 3 seconds to realize that was a joke scares me.


Same, here - but it was 2 and half seconds longer than I would have spent dismissing it 4 years, ago!
 
2020-11-30 9:30:18 AM  
This is almost as good as the one about Giuliani arguing that Biden should be disqualified under term limits because he's already been elected President four times.

/I actually had to reassure people on Facebook that it was satire.
 
2020-11-30 9:30:24 AM  
I could 100% see them suing the Biden campaign with idea that Biden should have to go halfsies on the recount cost.  It wouldn't shock me in the least at this point.
 
2020-11-30 9:30:33 AM  
This is hilarious, but I really think this is satire, everyone.  It's still hilarious.  If it's true, it will really be hilarious.
 
2020-11-30 9:31:10 AM  

kudayta: Please tell me this is a joke.


I have said these words so many times in the last four years...
 
2020-11-30 9:31:15 AM  
The court should bring a couple MMA fighters in to the next hearing.  For each stupid statement in the filing, Rudy gets punched in the balls.  Then once the hearing actually commences, every stupid or baseless statement made by Rudy earns him a punch in the gut.

Finally, when the hearing is over, if the case ends up being dismissed, Rudy gets punched in the face.
 
2020-11-30 9:31:22 AM  
Goddamn, I was snookered by Poe's Law for a few seconds there.
 
2020-11-30 9:31:39 AM  

snapperhead: So by the same logic, can I declare $686 billion in expenses on my personal taxes? I mean, it all went to defense spending.


That's how you get to pay $750 in Federal income tax.
 
2020-11-30 9:31:45 AM  
It's only real if Trump angrily tweets that it's a joke.
 
2020-11-30 9:31:55 AM  
Del Boca Vista called, Rudi.  They got an opening.

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2020-11-30 9:32:24 AM  
OK, that headline has to be some sort of joke, doesn't it?


Original: Original Tweet:

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Are you farking kidding me?
 
2020-11-30 9:33:12 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Can someone translate this from the language of Idiot to English?  I'm not sure what I'm reading.


Trump spent a ton of money on the recount, but the recount actually benefitted Biden.  He's saying Biden should have reported that money that helped him.  It's a joke :)
 
2020-11-30 9:33:47 AM  

FarkingSmurf: I could 100% see them suing the Biden campaign with idea that Biden should have to go halfsies on the recount cost.  It wouldn't shock me in the least at this point.


I saw someone on Twitter suggest that in "the spirit of fairness" Biden should pay for the next WI recount...

Yes. Biden should pay for a recount in a state that he won. 🙄
 
2020-11-30 9:34:44 AM  

leviosaurus: Butterflew: kudayta: Please tell me this is a joke.

I seriously hope it's a a snide comment about how dumb Giuliani is, but I'm afraid in this situation the joke IS Giuliani.

He's getting $20k per day for keeping this circus going. My guess is, he's planning to retire shortly, is cashing in without caring about repercussions to his reputation.


He just needs to go buy a comfortable van. And go live in it. Down by the East River....where he can do his "consulting", or whatever other Life Coaching "expertise" he can muster for the Trump Kids:

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....I mean how far off can he really be from this?
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2020-11-30 9:34:58 AM  
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LOL
 
2020-11-30 9:36:06 AM  
Joke or not, this still applies to the rest of Rudy's "efforts".

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