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2020-11-30 2:29:27 PM  
She's choppin' broccoli!
 
2020-11-30 2:35:25 PM  

Rapmaster2000: She's choppin' broccoli!


She's choppin' BROCC - OH - LEE - HEEEEE.........heeeeeeee
 
2020-11-30 2:45:53 PM  

rickythepenguin: Rapmaster2000: She's choppin' broccoli!

She's choppin' BROCC - OH - LEE - HEEEEE.........heeeeeeee


If I didn't know her, she'd be the woman I didn't know.

/squatting monkeys tell no lies
 
2020-11-30 2:48:18 PM  

KingKauff: rickythepenguin: Rapmaster2000: She's choppin' broccoli!

She's choppin' BROCC - OH - LEE - HEEEEE.........heeeeeeee

If I didn't know her, she'd be the woman I didn't know.

/squatting monkeys tell no lies


SHE CHOP AND SHE CHOP AND SHE CHOP UGH!
 
2020-11-30 2:55:29 PM  
She choppin' broca-la-ha-lahaaaaaaaaaa
 
2020-11-30 3:01:34 PM  
Hey, does anybody remember that SNL skit with Dana Carvey? It was hilarious! Somebody should quote it!

/it wasn't hilarious, and you shouldn't quote it
 
2020-11-30 3:12:41 PM  

realmolo: Hey, does anybody remember that SNL skit with Dana Carvey? It was hilarious! Somebody should quote it!

/it wasn't hilarious, and you shouldn't quote it



she............CHOP THE BROCCOLI!

SHE CHOPPIN BROCCOLI-HAAAAA

CHOPPIN BROCCOLIIIIIIIIIII-HEEEE-HAAAAAAAA
 
2020-11-30 3:14:00 PM  
Hey, does anybody remember than Farker from Iowa who hates literally comedian, actor, and musician? He was hilarious! Somebody should quote him!

/he wasn't hilarious, and we shouldn't quote him
 
2020-11-30 3:21:41 PM  
🎶She chop he chop and we chop
I chop you chop and they chop
Be chop be chop a lu chop
I hope he will understand
She chop he chop and we chop
I chop you chop and they chop
Be chop be chop a lu she chop
Ohh ohh she do she chop🎶
 
2020-11-30 3:26:07 PM  

realmolo: Hey, does anybody remember that SNL skit with Dana Carvey? It was hilarious! Somebody should quote it!

/it wasn't hilarious, and you shouldn't quote it


Remember that time that Dana Carvey was on Saturday Night Live and he did that song?  That was awesome.
 
2020-11-30 4:07:32 PM  
Not to chop anyone's broccoli, put I'm pretty sure Dana did that song before SNL.  Not to be that guy at the party (too late?), but I remember seeing that bit on Turkey T.V. back around 84 or 85 or so.
 
2020-11-30 4:08:58 PM  

KingKauff: Not to chop anyone's broccoli, put I'm pretty sure Dana did that song before SNL.  Not to be that guy at the party (too late?), but I remember seeing that bit on Turkey T.V. back around 84 or 85 or so.


I will confirm seeing it on Turkey TV.  I think the bit worked better as part of his stand-up act than it did in the sketch.
 
2020-11-30 4:15:18 PM  
That's actually a pretty good interview with Paul. It (mostly) doesn't cover all of the same ground that a lot of his other interviews do.
 
2020-11-30 4:26:21 PM  

KingKauff: Not to chop anyone's broccoli, put I'm pretty sure Dana did that song before SNL.  Not to be that guy at the party (too late?), but I remember seeing that bit on Turkey T.V. back around 84 or 85 or so.


I have a dim memory of a very, very young Carvey on a "best new comics" VHS tape (ask your grandparents, kids) doing the "Broccoli" thing onstage.

He also did a musical comedy bit with a guitar, of making fun of the self-important 90 degree head turn singer/songwriters do between verses.  it's physical comedy, hard to describe, but....the move when the guy turns away from the mic.  "what's he looking at over there?  and he comes right back!"

(although as a shiatty guitarist who dabbles with singing, it might just be clearing the throat off - mic.  bettter no one hears it than AAAAAAAHHHEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMNGGNGNLGLH in the mic.
 
2020-11-30 4:30:48 PM  

realmolo: Hey, does anybody remember that SNL skit with Dana Carvey? It was hilarious! Somebody should quote it!

/it wasn't hilarious, and you shouldn't quote it


I showed that video to my nephew when he was about 17 and learning how to play guitar. He literally fell out of his chair laughing so hard. Now, years later, if I mention the word broccoli, he instantly loses it.

If a bit keeps delivering laughs years later, it's a good bit.
 
2020-11-30 6:19:03 PM  
Derek Stevens Audition - SNL
Youtube VUrbtUwsRXo


Hey, has anyone mentioned this yet?
 
2020-11-30 6:34:48 PM  
I think the guy who wrote "Maybe I'm Amazed" and put her in Wings is selling himself short.
 
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