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(CNBC)   When faced with a choice of vaccines, choose Moderna Vaccine - because the only other thing 94% effective and stable at 36 to 46° F is your dog on a walk in December   (cnbc.com) divider line
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2020-11-30 9:53:25 AM  
14 votes:

JerseyTim: I'm already choosing the Moderna vaccine because that's the one Dolly Parton made.


It's encouraging to see that you have kept abreast of events in the news.
 
2020-11-30 9:56:04 AM  
8 votes:
Since there will be shortages at first, call one the "Trump Vaccine," and release it in blue states. Call the other the "Biden Vaccine" and release it in red states.

When the supply situation is stable, switch the names.


/"This vaccine may contain soy, gluten, and peanuts. Common side effects include explosive flatulence."
 
2020-11-30 9:03:04 AM  
6 votes:
I'm already choosing the Moderna vaccine because that's the one Dolly Parton made.
 
2020-11-30 9:55:45 AM  
3 votes:
 
2020-11-30 11:25:13 AM  
2 votes:

WillofJ2: From what I have read roughly 5 to 10 percent of people develop severe symptoms. Is 11 out of 15,000 people enough to stand on that? I couldn't find if they did antibody tests on the other 14,989 people that were vaccinated but that just seems like too small of a number to make a broad claim


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I trust the broad claim.
 
2020-11-30 10:15:03 AM  
2 votes:

holdmybones: Karma Chameleon: tuxq: Forget the vaccine, we need some medication that's going to ease the mental illness the pandemic/lockdown has created. I would like to suggest the federal legalization of marijuana.

/although I'd like a vaccine, too.

If it makes you feel any better I live somewhere it's legal and it doesnt help with uneasiness. If you want to get high that's cool, so do I. But it doesnt make dealing with uncertainty any more appealing.

Speak for yourself. It's about the only thing getting me through.


That's addiction.  This laughing off of "I'm just blackout drinking/toking through COVID" is not good.  Not judging you, just encouraging you to seek some more professional help.
 
2020-11-30 11:38:24 AM  
1 vote:

Dr. Nick Riviera: aerojockey: whargarrbl

Jesus Christ dude, take the vitriol down a notch.  And straw man much?


Pfft.  You don't like my tone, don't post idiotic bullshjt.
 
2020-11-30 10:39:34 AM  
1 vote:

question_dj: But I already know a guy that was on the Pfizer trial. He didn't die, his dick didn't fall off, and he's producing antibodies.


Are you sure about his dick? Because if it did fall off, that's information he'd probably keep to himself.
 
2020-11-30 10:32:26 AM  
1 vote:

FLMountainMan: holdmybones: Karma Chameleon: tuxq: Forget the vaccine, we need some medication that's going to ease the mental illness the pandemic/lockdown has created. I would like to suggest the federal legalization of marijuana.

/although I'd like a vaccine, too.

If it makes you feel any better I live somewhere it's legal and it doesnt help with uneasiness. If you want to get high that's cool, so do I. But it doesnt make dealing with uncertainty any more appealing.

Speak for yourself. It's about the only thing getting me through.

That's addiction.  This laughing off of "I'm just blackout drinking/toking through COVID" is not good.  Not judging you, just encouraging you to seek some more professional help.


I appreciate your concern but you are not a professional, you have never met me, and you clearly have no idea what you're talking about if you're comparing a little weed to being an alcoholic or pill addict.
 
2020-11-30 10:01:40 AM  
1 vote:

Karma Chameleon: tuxq: Forget the vaccine, we need some medication that's going to ease the mental illness the pandemic/lockdown has created. I would like to suggest the federal legalization of marijuana.

/although I'd like a vaccine, too.

If it makes you feel any better I live somewhere it's legal and it doesnt help with uneasiness. If you want to get high that's cool, so do I. But it doesnt make dealing with uncertainty any more appealing.


Makes it worse sometimes, honestly.  Weed can make you overly anxious about shiat, even when it's perfectly reasonable to be pretty anxious in the first place.  Paranoia may destroy ya.

/it's not unmanageable or anything
//with experience you learn to dismiss it when it's just the weed talking
///but there is a learning curve of sorts
 
2020-11-30 9:49:54 AM  
1 vote:
How does one choose a vaccine? You take what's given to you, no?
 
2020-11-30 9:36:30 AM  
1 vote:
But I already know a guy that was on the Pfizer trial. He didn't die, his dick didn't fall off, and he's producing antibodies.
 
2020-11-30 9:17:54 AM  
1 vote:
I just don't trust the corporate leadership of that company. Hopefully, the science is sound.
 
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