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2020-11-30 7:13:52 AM  
You're not my supervisor, Subby.

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2020-11-30 7:36:43 AM  
The Canadians are so far ahead of us, in so many ways.
 
2020-11-30 8:26:56 AM  
Women already figured this out ages ago... just buy a She Wee and you never have to squat.

/used by champion women campers everywhere
 
2020-11-30 8:42:55 AM  
Just wash your hands when you're done.
 
2020-11-30 8:58:11 AM  
 
2020-11-30 9:06:12 AM  
Because it is always fun to step in a puddle of hepatitis.
 
2020-11-30 9:06:19 AM  
Whatever lady you cant write your name in the snow!
 
2020-11-30 9:09:32 AM  
And Western Society continues the downward spiral into oblivion.
 
2020-11-30 9:10:55 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Women already figured this out ages ago... just buy a She Wee and you never have to squat.

/used by champion women campers everywhere


The thing is, they still have to put that thing back in their bag when their done.
 
2020-11-30 9:13:31 AM  
But it is Drew's personal erotica site. Never forget that.
 
2020-11-30 9:14:04 AM  

NM Volunteer: Because it is always fun to step in a puddle of hepatitis.


what are you, some kind of bootlicker?
 
2020-11-30 9:14:19 AM  
Maybe someday we'll catch up to China and let our kids pinch loaves on the sidewalk.
 
2020-11-30 9:16:50 AM  

big pig peaches: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Women already figured this out ages ago... just buy a She Wee and you never have to squat.

/used by champion women campers everywhere

The thing is, they still have to put that thing back in their bag when their done.


Would it be possible to make them out of cheap completely biodegradable one-use materials?  Not like plastic that breaks down over time, but like a thick uncooked wheat pasta material that can be thrown into the woods afterwards?  So it doesn't have to go back into a bag or purse or pocket afterwards?
 
2020-11-30 9:17:17 AM  
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"Woman discovers what men have already been shamelessly doing for centuries. Film at 11."
 
2020-11-30 9:17:43 AM  
So... we're just going to use COVID-19 as an excuse to do everything we were repressed into avoiding now?

Please don't pee on the street. Peeing in the woods is fine, but unless it rains, that street is gonna smell like your pee for 2 weeks.
 
2020-11-30 9:20:10 AM  
Tinkle?
 
2020-11-30 9:20:49 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

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2020-11-30 9:21:26 AM  

KidKorporate: Maybe someday we'll catch up to China and let our kids pinch loaves on the sidewalk.


I guess you have never been to San Francisco.
 
yms
2020-11-30 9:22:26 AM  
Useless without pics and videos.
Useless.
 
2020-11-30 9:24:13 AM  
I have seen many women piss in the alley. They'll risk a $50 fine before having their car get a inside detail.
 
2020-11-30 9:24:47 AM  
Make Flood not War!
Live Golden! (tm)
Let Freedom Rain!
 
2020-11-30 9:27:18 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Just wash your hands when you're done.


Another COVID bonus, everyone has hand sanitizer everywhere.
 
2020-11-30 9:27:51 AM  
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2020-11-30 9:29:11 AM  
Gross. At least don't admit it even though we all have urinated outside at some point.
 
2020-11-30 9:31:43 AM  

yms: Useless without pics and videos.
Useless.


I concur.  After seeing the authors biography and picture I could probably stand to learn a little more about everything.
 
2020-11-30 9:32:27 AM  
Ah, getting older...I learned I can fill a Tim Hortons medium coffee cup in my car without getting charged with public urination or indecent exposure. Also, I stopped trusting my farts.
 
2020-11-30 9:33:07 AM  
And I'm proud of public micturation
For you dolts, that means I pee
And I won't forget the beer I drank
Or maybe it was tea
And I'd gladly squat down next to you
And tinkle night and day
'Cause there ain't no doubt I gotta go
Please pass the TP, eh?
 
2020-11-30 9:33:09 AM  
Urine a lot of trouble lady.
 
2020-11-30 9:33:13 AM  

MrBallou: The Canadians are so far ahead of us, in so many ways.


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2020-11-30 9:34:40 AM  
I like my D Pants

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2020-11-30 9:36:53 AM  
♫♫ I'm off to take a whizer, a wonderful whiz in the yard. A whiz of a whiz, a whiz in the yard, if ever a whiz there was...♫ ♫
 
2020-11-30 9:37:00 AM  

kdawg7736: Gross. At least don't admit it even though we all have urinated outside at some point.


i piss off my porch every night.

i also live in the woods.

keeps the deer away.
 
2020-11-30 9:50:50 AM  

NM Volunteer: big pig peaches: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Women already figured this out ages ago... just buy a She Wee and you never have to squat.

/used by champion women campers everywhere

The thing is, they still have to put that thing back in their bag when their done.

Would it be possible to make them out of cheap completely biodegradable one-use materials?  Not like plastic that breaks down over time, but like a thick uncooked wheat pasta material that can be thrown into the woods afterwards?  So it doesn't have to go back into a bag or purse or pocket afterwards?


THIS... and golf course clubhouse should stock them as a token of gender equality.
 
2020-11-30 9:56:30 AM  

cleek: kdawg7736: Gross. At least don't admit it even though we all have urinated outside at some point.

i piss off my porch every night.

i also live in the woods.

keeps the deer away.


Unless you hunt, that is fine. It is hunting season where I live but I have hadn't hunt in 15 years as it does not interest me.
 
2020-11-30 10:00:13 AM  

big pig peaches: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Women already figured this out ages ago... just buy a She Wee and you never have to squat.

/used by champion women campers everywhere

The thing is, they still have to put that thing back in their bag when their done.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-11-30 10:22:44 AM  

cleek: kdawg7736: Gross. At least don't admit it even though we all have urinated outside at some point.

i piss off my porch every night.

i also live in the woods.

keeps the deer away.


Who knew angry porches could keep the wildlife away.
 
2020-11-30 10:30:40 AM  

kdawg7736: cleek: kdawg7736: Gross. At least don't admit it even though we all have urinated outside at some point.

i piss off my porch every night.

i also live in the woods.

keeps the deer away.

Unless you hunt, that is fine. It is hunting season where I live but I have hadn't hunt in 15 years as it does not interest me.


Around where I live, all you need to do to hunt a deer is to walk up to it and smash it on the noggin with a brick. They are thick here and fearless when it comes to people, pee smelling or not.
 
2020-11-30 10:33:59 AM  

Dinodork: kdawg7736: cleek: kdawg7736: Gross. At least don't admit it even though we all have urinated outside at some point.

i piss off my porch every night.

i also live in the woods.

keeps the deer away.

Unless you hunt, that is fine. It is hunting season where I live but I have hadn't hunt in 15 years as it does not interest me.

Around where I live, all you need to do to hunt a deer is to walk up to it and smash it on the noggin with a brick. They are thick here and fearless when it comes to people, pee smelling or not.


Make sure you get video when you attempt this.
 
2020-11-30 10:37:30 AM  
It may not be my personal erotica site, but sometimes my kinks and its kinks coincide.
 
2020-11-30 10:37:43 AM  
came here to say piss the perimeter and the deer don't venture in to those tempting begonias
 
2020-11-30 11:40:13 AM  
Let me get this straight, she was in a crowded restaurant during covid?

There's your problem
 
2020-11-30 12:25:31 PM  

NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: Let me get this straight, she was in a crowded restaurant during covid?

There's your problem


There's a reason Toronto is in lockdown right now.
 
2020-11-30 1:24:11 PM  
It's better than peeing your pants...but if there is a toilet available to you, let's just agree to use it.
 
2020-11-30 2:28:28 PM  
I miss the good old days when FARK "boobies" threads actually contained boobies.
 
2020-11-30 2:46:28 PM  
Better carry a change of socks too lady, just in case.

/or so I've heard
 
2020-11-30 3:27:46 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: ♫♫ I'm off to take a whizer, a wonderful whiz in the yard. A whiz of a whiz, a whiz in the yard, if ever a whiz there was...♫ ♫


Well, now we know why it's a yellow brick road.
 
2020-11-30 6:48:59 PM  

Nurglitch: Dinodork: kdawg7736: cleek: kdawg7736: Gross. At least don't admit it even though we all have urinated outside at some point.

i piss off my porch every night.

i also live in the woods.

keeps the deer away.

Unless you hunt, that is fine. It is hunting season where I live but I have hadn't hunt in 15 years as it does not interest me.

Around where I live, all you need to do to hunt a deer is to walk up to it and smash it on the noggin with a brick. They are thick here and fearless when it comes to people, pee smelling or not.

Make sure you get video when you attempt this.


Better than the last deer death in my yard which was caused by a combo of a fence and a cop's 9mm.

Brb lookin for a brick.
 
2020-11-30 9:08:13 PM  
I figured this article was going to be about a female diver.

//Dad was a urinator...
 
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