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(Forbes)   Trump claims FBI and Justice Department helped rig election too. No word yet on Red Cross, American Brownies, and the Secret Cabal of Smurfs...but they all look pretty guilty to subby   (forbes.com) divider line
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2020-11-30 4:44:05 AM  
He was already germophobic. How much longer will it be before he locks himself in his room and lets his fingernails grow to be a foot long?
 
2020-11-30 5:43:49 AM  
When will the gop get it in their head that he isn't a 'team player'? He is supposed to be the king of the world, at least in his mind, and unless every government employee kisses his feet when he walks by he's going to throw a fit and punish them. Pooty Poot couldn't have made a more solid investment than when he bought Tя☭mp.
 
2020-11-30 9:23:58 AM  
Gee...seems pretty unkind of all those folks that Trump hired.
 
2020-11-30 9:35:36 AM  
I bet those devious Keebler Elves had something to do with it too!
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2020-11-30 9:37:51 AM  
Interesting that he doesn't mention the the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican, the Queen and the Colonel.
 
2020-11-30 9:57:54 AM  
That AG Barr never seemed like he was on P45's side!
 
2020-11-30 9:58:06 AM  
Whew, it's sure a good thing those two agencies can't cooperate on bringing Federal charges against Trump when he's out of office.
 
2020-11-30 9:58:12 AM  
Sounds like America doesn't want Trump.
 
2020-11-30 9:58:40 AM  
There really isn't any depth this pathetic little man won't sink to...

And his moronic supporters lap up the lies like manna from heaven.
 
2020-11-30 10:00:15 AM  

UberDave: Interesting that he doesn't mention the the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican, the Queen and the Colonel.


You think fat Don would turn on the Colonel?
 
2020-11-30 10:00:40 AM  
The FBI wanted Trump to win.  Ha ha.
 
2020-11-30 10:01:29 AM  
The militant wing of the Salvation Army is with him.
 
2020-11-30 10:02:00 AM  
Rudy does look an awful lot like Gargamel.
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2020-11-30 10:02:02 AM  
Trump - and sadly most of his supporters, too - doesn't see how that would mean he's completely incompetent.
 
2020-11-30 10:02:20 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: That AG Barr never seemed like he was on P45's side!


Fun random fact: In the UK, a P45 is the payroll and Inland Revenue form you get with your last pay after you've been fired.

Seems appropriate.
 
2020-11-30 10:02:29 AM  
And what about The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover? And Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice?
 
2020-11-30 10:02:33 AM  

inglixthemad: The militant wing of the Salvation Army is with him.


A bunch of right wing homophobes? Color me shocked.
 
2020-11-30 10:02:55 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: When will the gop get it in their head that he isn't a 'team player'? He is supposed to be the king of the world, at least in his mind, and unless every government employee kisses his feet when he walks by he's going to throw a fit and punish them. Pooty Poot couldn't have made a more solid investment than when he bought Tя☭mp.


They KNOW he isn't a team player.

You think they don't know everything we know about him?

They dare not oppose him because they fear his "base", the hypnotic, cult-like hold he has over the bulk of the Republican electorate.  They fear his Tweets, they fear being denounced at his rallies, they fear him because he's hijacked their voters out from beneath them and know that he's got de-facto control over the Party now because of it.

They thought they could control him, exploit him, use him to GOTV and rile up the voters, but still contain him and use him to their ends.

The man is chaos, anarchy, destruction, and the Faustian pact they've made has consumed them.
 
2020-11-30 10:03:19 AM  
It's worse than that, Don. McDonalds, KFC, and the White House kitchen are all putting microchips in your food. Your tailor puts little tiny bug eggs in your clothes. Even your Trump monogrammed bathrobe. There is literally nobody you can trust, Don. Jared is trying to keep Ivanka away from you. Everyone is out to get you, Don. They're all jealous of your power and success and god-tier genetics and sexual prowess. THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO GET YOU, DON. DON'T TRUST ANYONE.
 
2020-11-30 10:03:20 AM  
Next up on the blame list and the accused plan for "stealing" the election:

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2020-11-30 10:04:52 AM  

UberDave: Interesting that he doesn't mention the the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican, the Queen and the Colonel.


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2020-11-30 10:04:54 AM  
I think we need to wait for RussianPotato to weigh in on this
 
2020-11-30 10:04:57 AM  
Look, if they this many agencies are in on it maybe we should listen to them.... you fat orange lying sack of shiat.
 
2020-11-30 10:06:27 AM  
He's growing more and more paranoid.
 
2020-11-30 10:06:45 AM  
No, they didn't.
 
2020-11-30 10:07:26 AM  
The only people dumber than Trump are the ones supporting him.
 
2020-11-30 10:07:47 AM  
I'm guessing around late January when the FBI and justice department announce investigations/charges around Trump it will be further proof of deep state not want him to win and silence him. laying the ground work now
 
2020-11-30 10:09:17 AM  

UberDave: Interesting that he doesn't mention the the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican, the Queen and the Colonel.


That's how you know they are really the ones in power.  This whole thing has been orchestrated under the ever-watching wee-beady eyes of the Colonel but we dare not criticize.
 
2020-11-30 10:11:15 AM  

UberDave: Interesting that he doesn't mention the the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican, the Queen and the Colonel.


There is still a whole month left to go.
 
2020-11-30 10:12:02 AM  

Invisible Obama: OK So Amuse Me: When will the gop get it in their head that he isn't a 'team player'? He is supposed to be the king of the world, at least in his mind, and unless every government employee kisses his feet when he walks by he's going to throw a fit and punish them. Pooty Poot couldn't have made a more solid investment than when he bought Tя☭mp.

They KNOW he isn't a team player.

You think they don't know everything we know about him?

They dare not oppose him because they fear his "base", the hypnotic, cult-like hold he has over the bulk of the Republican electorate.  They fear his Tweets, they fear being denounced at his rallies, they fear him because he's hijacked their voters out from beneath them and know that he's got de-facto control over the Party now because of it.

They thought they could control him, exploit him, use him to GOTV and rile up the voters, but still contain him and use him to their ends.

The man is chaos, anarchy, destruction, and the Faustian pact they've made has consumed them.


Oh no.

Anyway ...

The thing that really cheeses me about all this is the Republican officials who are laying low expecting the rest of us to save them.

If Trump were to actually succeed, these shiftless Republican motherfarkers would probably be purged Saddam Hussein style before the end of 2021. Cults and dictators hate their opponents, but the biggest danger of all is the "supporter" who doesn't clap loud enough or long enough.

Once again, the Party of Personal Responsibility looks to the left to save it from itself. This time though, they're going to pay a price, the Republican Party is broken and it's going to fragment even more before 2022. We should help it go.
 
2020-11-30 10:12:14 AM  
Next up, we find out that the Boy/Girl Scouts, AAA, and the Romulan Empire also had a hand in him losing the election, too.
 
2020-11-30 10:14:13 AM  
Law and Order!
 
2020-11-30 10:15:46 AM  

PanicAttack: Rudy does look an awful lot like Gargamel.
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God, I never noticed the pinky ring before.

It's like he's trying to signal his mob ties.
 
2020-11-30 10:16:12 AM  
I'm sure the DOJ would have tried to swing the election if Barr was as competent and he was sycophantic.
 
2020-11-30 10:16:35 AM  
So if I have him right

He filled every vacancy with his own goons, every federal department that dared speak out against his bullsh*t with stooges, loads of them not even Senate confirmed, like the White House made phone calls to these departments to see who was exhibiting disloyalty, and his band of toadies STILL worked against him to make him a one term president? cant even inspire loyalty in a group of asskisses whose only necessary and desired qualification is kissing ass?

Trumpers, y'all might want to reconsider your thoughts on this man's ability to lead.
 
2020-11-30 10:19:24 AM  

UberDave: Interesting that he doesn't mention the the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican, the Queen and the Colonel.


Don't forget the Build-A-Bear Group.
 
2020-11-30 10:19:49 AM  

Lord_Moldypants: Next up, we find out that the Boy/Girl Scouts, AAA, and the Romulan Empire also had a hand in him losing the election, too.


Well, the GSA did initiate the transition process. Those are the Girl Scouts of America, right?
 
2020-11-30 10:24:25 AM  

UberDave: Interesting that he doesn't mention the the Gettys, the Rothschilds, the Vatican, the Queen and the Colonel.


Or the Bilderberg Group....  Or the Freemasons...
 
2020-11-30 10:25:57 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: It's worse than that, Don. McDonalds, KFC, and the White House kitchen are all putting microchips in your food. Your tailor puts little tiny bug eggs in your clothes. Even your Trump monogrammed bathrobe. There is literally nobody you can trust, Don. Jared is trying to keep Ivanka away from you. Everyone is out to get you, Don. They're all jealous of your power and success and god-tier genetics and sexual prowess. THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO GET YOU, DON. DON'T TRUST ANYONE.


So you're saying the Pentavirate is in on this.  You mentioned KFC, with the Colonel and his wee beady eyes.
 
2020-11-30 10:25:59 AM  

hubcity: And what about The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover? And Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice?


Alice, Alice, who the fark is Alice?
 
2020-11-30 10:26:51 AM  

casual disregard: No, they didn't.


Yes they did, and you know it.

/trump's standard of proof:  telling you what you know and don't know
 
2020-11-30 10:30:52 AM  
 
2020-11-30 10:31:37 AM  
I can't believe a farker outed the Secret Cabal of Smurfs. *throws hands up in frustration* After all the work we put in to remain SECRET. Now that the word's out.......wanna join?
 
2020-11-30 10:33:36 AM  

Lord_Moldypants: Next up, we find out that the Boy/Girl Scouts, AAA, and the Romulan Empire also had a hand in him losing the election, too.


The GSA DID affirm Biden.
 
2020-11-30 10:34:44 AM  

NotCodger: He was already germophobic. How much longer will it be before he locks himself in his room and lets his fingernails grow to be a foot long?


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2020-11-30 10:43:32 AM  
He shouldn't have been dismantling EVERYTHING for the last 4 years.

He even knows that people don't like him. Then he is SHOCKED that people don't like him. He NEVER built bridges....only towers.
Trump: approval of Fauci high, 'nobody likes me'
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2020-11-30 10:47:30 AM  
Hey if Hugo Chavez, who has been dead before Trump ever ran for president the first time, is behind this anyone can be.
 
2020-11-30 10:48:47 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: That AG Barr never seemed like he was on P45's side!


I have legit seen this belief expressed online
 
2020-11-30 10:48:58 AM  
It was the Gnomes of Zurich, supported by the  Fiendish Flouridators, Bjorne the Pink Dinosaur, Phone Phreaks, Oprah, The Second Foundation, and R. Daneel Olivaw (the R. stands for robot) that conspired to steal the election from Trump.  He's just too smart to keep that kind of thing hidden from him.
 
2020-11-30 10:50:52 AM  

LarryDan43: Sounds like America doesn't want Trump.


Is anyone surprised that Trump is trying to force himself on an America that already said, "No!"

/shamelessly stolen
//needs to be a meme
///this is not a third slashie
 
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