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(The Hill)   BREAKING NEWS: President-elect Biden rushed to the orthopedist after fracturing his foot while playing with dog   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-11-29 4:07:56 PM  
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2020-11-29 4:12:08 PM  
Never trust a German.
 
2020-11-29 4:18:45 PM  
Shouldn't that be "spraining" news?
 
2020-11-29 4:19:19 PM  
Here we go with, "he's not fit for the job" bullsh*t.
 
2020-11-29 4:21:01 PM  
Fully expecting Fark to turn on the dog now, claim how they never liked the dog and how the dog is a Nazi.  You have to be a pretty sick human being to view the world this way.
 
2020-11-29 4:24:11 PM  
Hope he heals quickly and gets back in training. I plan on watching him do some ass kicking in about six weeks.
 
2020-11-29 4:29:30 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Fully expecting Fark to turn on the dog now, claim how they never liked the dog and how the dog is a Nazi.


He did say they were getting a cat.
 
2020-11-29 4:29:41 PM  
Let's just hope he didn't Dak Prescott himself.
 
2020-11-29 4:30:22 PM  

elvisaintdead: He did say they were getting a cat.


Hitler Cat and Nazi Dog will bring together the very bad people on both sides.  I knew Biden had it in him.
 
2020-11-29 4:35:22 PM  
Once again showing the benefits of a sedentary lifestyle.
 
2020-11-29 4:37:23 PM  

Mike_LowELL: elvisaintdead: He did say they were getting a cat.

Hitler Cat and Nazi Dog will bring together the very bad people on both sides.  I knew Biden had it in him.



Sieg heil:

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2020-11-29 4:39:42 PM  

Badmoodman: Here we go with, "he's not fit for the job" bullsh*t.


Yeah for President Harris!
 
2020-11-29 4:39:53 PM  

Mike_LowELL: elvisaintdead: He did say they were getting a cat.

Hitler Cat and Nazi Dog will bring together the very bad people on both sides.  I knew Biden had it in him.


I think we all did. the cat was just the gateway mammal.
 
2020-11-29 4:43:32 PM  

Badmoodman: Sieg heil:

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Mein furrher.

elvisaintdead: I think we all did. the cat was just the gateway mammal.


Maybe a Biden presidency won't be so bad after all.  Was really worried after Trump lost.
 
2020-11-29 4:43:51 PM  
At least he didn't crap himself.
 
2020-11-29 4:45:37 PM  
We will soon have a president who is a normal American man who still enjoys the joy of play, has a dog and is good to it.

/Golf is not play.
 
2020-11-29 4:46:00 PM  
High-Energy Bernie would never let that happen to him.
 
2020-11-29 4:49:10 PM  
Imagine the bloodbath if Biden also had bone spurs.
 
2020-11-29 4:49:44 PM  
I'm assuming he shouted "AW CRIMINY" or something when it happened.
 
2020-11-29 4:50:29 PM  
Fortunately, his wife is a doctor.
 
2020-11-29 4:50:33 PM  

Badmoodman: Here we go with, "he's not fit for the job" bullsh*t.


That's a weak, Fox News type of take.

I expect full Q-Anon crazy to soon inform us that Biden is really an android, and this "ankle" story is cover after some malfunction, due to needing an update that's on Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2020-11-29 4:51:08 PM  

Badmoodman: Mike_LowELL: elvisaintdead: He did say they were getting a cat.

Hitler Cat and Nazi Dog will bring together the very bad people on both sides.  I knew Biden had it in him.


Sieg heil:

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He's Norwegian Forest so more of a Quisling than a Kitler


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2020-11-29 4:51:25 PM  
Trump: "I've played THOUSANDS of rounds of GOLF with NO sprains!! Anywhere!! NEVER took a Mulligan either!!"
 
2020-11-29 5:00:44 PM  
Marcy Lane is feeling so smug right now.
 
2020-11-29 5:00:46 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Let's just hope he didn't Dak Prescott himself.


Is that better or worse than a Theismanning?

Or is it the same and I'm just old?
 
2020-11-29 5:10:47 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Fully expecting Fark to turn on the dog now, claim how they never liked the dog and how the dog is a Nazi.  You have to be a pretty sick human being to view the world this way.


Damn Nazi dog!!! My dog is a non-genital American Staffordshire Terrier and would gladly kill any kid or person walking around near him. I had to put up a 8 foot fence to keep him from jumping it and killing off the neighbors. Why can't our new president have an American dog like mine?
 
2020-11-29 5:14:05 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Fully expecting Fark to turn on the dog now, claim how they never liked the dog and how the dog is a Nazi.  You have to be a pretty sick human being to view the world this way.


I bet Milkshake Duck is behind this.
 
2020-11-29 5:16:37 PM  
Did anyone catch pics of Kamala tossing treats to the dog?
 
2020-11-29 5:18:57 PM  
He just needed a walking boot to hide the ankle tracker.

/Gitmo any day now.
 
2020-11-29 5:30:08 PM  

somedude210: Badmoodman: Mike_LowELL: elvisaintdead: He did say they were getting a cat.

Hitler Cat and Nazi Dog will bring together the very bad people on both sides.  I knew Biden had it in him.


Sieg heil:

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He's Norwegian Forest so more of a Quisling than a Kitler


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Is your cat white or blue?
 
2020-11-29 5:35:11 PM  
So if his leg is broken do they shoot him?
Let's ask Harris.
 
2020-11-29 5:36:05 PM  

Arachnophobe: fragMasterFlash: Let's just hope he didn't Dak Prescott himself.

Is that better or worse than a Theismanning?

Or is it the same and I'm just old?


Pretty much the same but thankfully the TV crews spared us from seeing as much of the gore in the case of Prescott's injury.
 
2020-11-29 5:44:37 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Arachnophobe: fragMasterFlash: Let's just hope he didn't Dak Prescott himself.

Is that better or worse than a Theismanning?

Or is it the same and I'm just old?

Pretty much the same but thankfully the TV crews spared us from seeing as much of the gore in the case of Prescott's injury.


Oof, that sucks. Well, sports medicine has made a lot of progress, hopefully his prognosis is better.
 
2020-11-29 5:52:38 PM  
This is it. This means Trump is going to be POTUS again once SCOTUS rules this makes Biden constitutionally unfit to be to President in a 5-4 decision.

I hope I'm wrong.
 
2020-11-29 6:06:31 PM  
This seems like a Major incident.
 
2020-11-29 6:07:38 PM  
1) Biden twists ankle and is not fit enough by Inauguration Day to be sworn in
2) Kamala is worn in instead as substitute
3) PROFIT!
 
2020-11-29 6:08:25 PM  
Don't you think he looks tired?
 
2020-11-29 6:08:57 PM  
Don't start that shiat about Biden being old. I did the same thing during the blackout of 2003, and I was 41.
 
2020-11-29 6:09:02 PM  
I've twisted my ankle several times. I lived.
 
2020-11-29 6:09:05 PM  
Will he need an Operation?

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2020-11-29 6:09:11 PM  
Smart presidents just stay on the toilet or sofa all day. Can't get hurt that way.

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2020-11-29 6:09:39 PM  
That's more excercise than current president Trump has gotten since the 1980s
 
2020-11-29 6:10:14 PM  

Badmoodman: Mike_LowELL: elvisaintdead: He did say they were getting a cat.

Hitler Cat and Nazi Dog will bring together the very bad people on both sides.  I knew Biden had it in him.


Sieg heil:

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Jawohl, mein Purr-er..!
 
2020-11-29 6:10:54 PM  
Hopefully, Biden will pardon the dog.
 
2020-11-29 6:12:00 PM  

whither_apophis: Badmoodman: Here we go with, "he's not fit for the job" bullsh*t.

Yeah for President Harris!


That's Acting President Elect Harris.
 
2020-11-29 6:12:04 PM  
 
2020-11-29 6:12:06 PM  
Does this mean Harris is president elect now? Is it happening?
 
2020-11-29 6:12:37 PM  

whither_apophis: Badmoodman: Here we go with, "he's not fit for the job" bullsh*t.

Yeah for President Harris!


A bit premature, Biden has to be sworn in first.
 
2020-11-29 6:13:10 PM  
"Tell your friend POTUS he's got a funny name, and he should learn how to ride a bicycle."
 
2020-11-29 6:13:43 PM  
FOX News headline:  Biden Hospitalized After Smoking Joint
 
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