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2020-11-29 3:40:45 PM  
It's Time to Recognize That 'Little Nicky' is One of Adam Sandler's Best Movies

It's also time to recognise that the Sahara is one of the world's wettest deserts.
 
2020-11-29 3:50:03 PM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2020-11-29 3:52:00 PM  
I've seen it exactly once because, even at 13, I recognized it was shiat. I don't remember anything except I think a pineapple was shoved up Hitler's ass at some point.
 
2020-11-29 4:13:12 PM  
Those words...in that order
 
2020-11-29 4:15:46 PM  
If Adam Sandler is in it, then by definition it cannot be best anything.
 
2020-11-29 4:19:13 PM  

labman: If Adam Sandler is in it, then by definition it cannot be best anything.


Happy Gilmore was the best Adam Sandler movie that had Bob Barker in a role.
 
2020-11-29 4:22:39 PM  

red230: labman: If Adam Sandler is in it, then by definition it cannot be best anything.

Happy Gilmore was the best Adam Sandler movie that had Bob Barker in a role.


SOMETHING I COULD HAVE BEEN TOLD YESSSSSSSSSSTERRRRDAY!
 
2020-11-29 5:02:20 PM  
He's actually good in some stuff.
Spanglish
Uncut Gems
The Wedding Singer was a fun movie

I've never seen Little Nicky. I think I got as far as the poster and knew what I'd be getting.
 
2020-11-29 5:52:16 PM  
Little Nicky was the Anger Management of Mr Deeds.
 
2020-11-29 6:17:09 PM  
*ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.
 
2020-11-29 6:25:24 PM  
As a side note: I am interested in seeing if Discus will keep my response.
 
2020-11-29 6:32:09 PM  
I enjoyed it. It was funny.

Everything Hollywood produces is shiat, anyway. Why pretend otherwise?
 
2020-11-29 7:28:17 PM  

hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.


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2020-11-29 7:29:57 PM  
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2020-11-29 7:46:53 PM  
Relax, everybody.

I'm sure the writer of TFA lost some kind of bet, and he had to choose between writing an article defending Little Nicky or blowing a goat.
 
2020-11-29 8:19:46 PM  
I'm sorry but the Chicago scene is funny as all heck.
 
2020-11-29 8:23:08 PM  
All I can remember is them playing chicago (I think?) backwards.
 
2020-11-29 8:23:10 PM  

Bob Falfa: He's actually good in some stuff.
Spanglish
Uncut Gems
The Wedding Singer was a fun movie


Agreed. I like Punch Drunk Love too, he was weirdly perfect for that role
 
2020-11-29 8:27:53 PM  
My best smelling turd something, something shaite.
 
2020-11-29 8:28:53 PM  

radiovox: hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.

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This.
 
2020-11-29 8:29:33 PM  

Riche: Relax, everybody.

I'm sure the writer of TFA lost some kind of bet, and he had to choose between writing an article defending Little Nicky or blowing a goat.


They should have chosen to perform oral sex on a goat.
 
2020-11-29 8:32:09 PM  

hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.


I think we've found Bill Burr's account. ;)

Bill Burr's LEGENDARY Philly Rant w/Explanation [Best Quality]
Youtube zEh1MrGFHUg
 
2020-11-29 8:32:48 PM  

snowybunting: Bob Falfa: He's actually good in some stuff.
Spanglish
Uncut Gems
The Wedding Singer was a fun movie

Agreed. I like Punch Drunk Love too, he was weirdly perfect for that role


Reign Over Me he did a good job in IIRC.
 
2020-11-29 8:36:55 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Riche: Relax, everybody.

I'm sure the writer of TFA lost some kind of bet, and he had to choose between writing an article defending Little Nicky or blowing a goat.

They should have chosen to perform oral sex on a goat.


At least there's some dignity in that.
 
2020-11-29 8:38:29 PM  

hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.


Also, now I want to play a video game based on this rant.
 
2020-11-29 8:43:38 PM  

hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.


Blurry pic but was at the bar today and they had a couple of peeps from Philly stop in.

Cool as fark.  But crazy as Philly can get.  We swapped lies and shots, and then dude bought an entire bottle of Espalon and that is when I left otherwise I would have been knocking over a liquor store at 3 am.
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2020-11-29 8:44:20 PM  

hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.


Sheesh. You need to relax.  Here, I'll change the subject........
Die Hardis the greatest Christmas movie ever.  Fight me
 
2020-11-29 8:48:02 PM  

snowybunting: Bob Falfa: He's actually good in some stuff.
Spanglish
Uncut Gems
The Wedding Singer was a fun movie

Agreed. I like Punch Drunk Love too, he was weirdly perfect for that role


He has a small roll in Mixed Nuts which is a highly underrated comedy
 
2020-11-29 8:53:47 PM  

labman: If Adam Sandler is in it, then by definition it cannot be best anything.


Exactly, the cartoon show told me Adam Sandler was bad, so it has to be bad.
 
2020-11-29 8:53:56 PM  
My face when the flamin' hot cheetos / Taco Bell crowd starts shiatting on actually pretty good Adam Sandler movies...


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2020-11-29 9:01:09 PM  

Riche: Relax, everybody.

I'm sure the writer of TFA lost some kind of bet, and he had to choose between writing an article defending Little Nicky or blowing a goat.


"Saathof! I need 800 words by lunch or I'm kicking you off staff!"
 
2020-11-29 9:01:39 PM  

Billy Liar: ClavellBCMI: Riche: Relax, everybody.

I'm sure the writer of TFA lost some kind of bet, and he had to choose between writing an article defending Little Nicky or blowing a goat.

They should have chosen to perform oral sex on a goat.

At least there's some dignity in that.


Except the whole time you're bouncing goat's nuts off your chin, they make you listen to Adam Sandler in Little Nicky, so...
 
2020-11-29 9:08:24 PM  
Wrong.

"Grandma's Boy" is his greatest movie, the one he got the fark out of the way for.
 
2020-11-29 9:10:09 PM  
Typically movies he does a voice in are the worse, though the Halloween one was cute
 
2020-11-29 9:11:18 PM  

Bob Falfa: He's actually good in some stuff.
Spanglish
Uncut Gems
The Wedding Singer was a fun movie

I've never seen Little Nicky. I think I got as far as the poster and knew what I'd be getting.


I admire Uncut Gems from a movie production and directing stand point and am excited to see what the brothers directors do next. Hell, they made Adam Sandler look like a acting juggernaut! They have serious talent.

On the other hand though past the technical side, it was a deeply unpleasant and irritating movie about despicable people that only know how to communicate by screaming at the person 2 feet away from them. Worth watching but have no interest in ever seeing it again.
 
2020-11-29 9:15:11 PM  
I actually thought it was a funny, dumb film, and I have seen it about 4 times now.   I will probably see it again sometime.
And I am not an Adam Sandler fan .
 
2020-11-29 9:21:06 PM  

Riche: Relax, everybody.

I'm sure the writer of TFA lost some kind of bet, and he had to choose between writing an article defending Little Nicky or blowing a goat.


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2020-11-29 9:34:42 PM  
It's the shiznit.
 
2020-11-29 9:37:43 PM  

hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.


I'll have what he's having.
 
2020-11-29 9:38:43 PM  
I've always been fond of 50 First Dates, but the supporting cast in that is great and Drew Barrymore is adorable.
 
2020-11-29 9:43:56 PM  
The funniest part of Little Nicky was the steady stream of people who walked out on the movie. Some of their expressions were priceless.

The least funny part was when the lights came up on a formerly full, now mostly empty theater, and the few of us remaining suddenly realized the joke was on us. Nearly everyone slunk out the back exit in quiet shame.
 
2020-11-29 9:44:11 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: hubiestubert: *ahem*

F*ck off. Then keep f*cking off. Keep f*cking off until you get to a gate with a sign that says, "you can't f*ck off past here." Climb over that gate, and dream the Impossible Dream and keep f*cking off forever.

Seriously. You can f*ck off with that sh*t. You can f*ck straight off to F*ck Off Mountain, while riding your f*ck horse to the Land of Awww Haaaaelllll naw. And when you get there, f*ck off from there too. Then f*ck off some more. Keep f*cking off until you circumnavigate the globe, and f*ck off back here, and before you open you sh*te covered gob, f*ck off again, only with more verve and resolution, to join the F*cks that No One Gives into the Great Aether. As you become one with f*ckitude, realize that you still need to f*ck off a bit more for that travesty of an article.

Sheesh. You need to relax.  Here, I'll change the subject........
Die Hardis the greatest Christmas movie ever.  Fight me


Ronin.
 
2020-11-29 9:45:04 PM  
Sandler was farking awful on SNL and his insufferable overgrown manchild bullshiat has maybe gotten even worse. I mean, he somehow overshadowed Chis Farley and Phli Hartman, who were genuinely talented.

I legitimately think I realized how farked this country was when I was growing up and realizing Adam farking Sandler was popular.
 
2020-11-29 10:05:10 PM  

Shakes999: Bob Falfa: He's actually good in some stuff.
Spanglish
Uncut Gems
The Wedding Singer was a fun movie

I've never seen Little Nicky. I think I got as far as the poster and knew what I'd be getting.

I admire Uncut Gems from a movie production and directing stand point and am excited to see what the brothers directors do next. Hell, they made Adam Sandler look like a acting juggernaut! They have serious talent.

On the other hand though past the technical side, it was a deeply unpleasant and irritating movie about despicable people that only know how to communicate by screaming at the person 2 feet away from them. Worth watching but have no interest in ever seeing it again.


I didn't get the love for that one. Aside from lifting the central plot almost directly from the James Caan movie "The Gambler," there wasn't a single redeeming or endearing trait among any of the principle characters.

In "The Gambler," James Caan was an extremely flawed person, but he was still the kind of person you wouldn't mind being in a room with, provided that room wasn't a poker game or a casino.

Movies about bad people can be great, but you have to give at least a little bit of a reason to care about what happens to them. Even Joe Pesci in Goodfellas was funny and took care of his mother.

"Uncut Gems" felt like one of those Scorsese/Tarantino knockoffs that flooded video stores in the late 90s. Ones where the filmmakers mistook having the characters shout profanities at each other non-stop for character development. At the end, you're kind of glad to see the characters die just so they'll shut the hell up.
 
2020-11-29 10:07:17 PM  
I mean, couldn't the argument be made that this is technically correct? "One of Adam Sandler's Best Movies" is a low bar, and he's made enough that this could be interpreted as "in the Top 10". Who is willing to admit they've watched 9 Adam Sandler movies that are better than Little Nicky?
 
2020-11-29 10:20:44 PM  
False.  That would be Funny People.
 
2020-11-29 10:22:07 PM  
Everything that was terrible when you were younger must now be recognized as being a misunderstood, underrated hidden gem.
 
2020-11-29 10:23:33 PM  

Riche: Relax, everybody.

I'm sure the writer of TFA lost some kind of bet, and he had to choose between writing an article defending Little Nicky or blowing a goat.


I lost that bet once. The goat never had the decency to thank me.
 
2020-11-29 10:28:09 PM  
Having seen nearly all of his work I'm not sure so disagree.  When everything is bad it's really hard to judge.
 
2020-11-29 10:31:20 PM  
We just got through a Thanksgiving where we were supposed to now elevate "Paul Blart" as a nostalgic holiday classic. Now we're picking through the carcass of Adam Sandler's rotting career to pretend that he's anything other than putrid, pathetic pablum.

Fark these moronic low-paid article authors who are desperate for clicks. I suppose there's some shiathole right now writing up how we're now supposed to now realize how brilliant Mariah Carey's "Glitter" was.
 
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