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2020-11-29 2:52:11 PM  
To prove I'm not against Christmas, here's a collage of the real Santa Claus (the one NORAD tracks) with one of his helper elves.
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It's so random how the Trump Republicans are against pandemic protections. Really makes it seem like they just want to kill Americans for some mysterious reason. Oh well, guess we'll never know who delivered all of their bad ideas.
 
2020-11-29 3:06:12 PM  
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2020-11-29 3:10:07 PM  
People didnt skip thanksgiving, they sure as hell wont skip christmas or new years eve.

There will be thousands of death every day from covid till biden is in.
 
2020-11-29 6:10:09 PM  
F-ing Christmas. F-ing 2020.
 
2020-11-29 7:00:38 PM  

lolmao500: People didnt skip thanksgiving, they sure as hell wont skip christmas or new years eve.

There will be thousands of death every day from covid till biden is in.


It won't stop then either.
 
2020-11-29 7:01:08 PM  

lolmao500: People didnt skip thanksgiving, they sure as hell wont skip christmas or new years eve.

There will be thousands of death every day from covid till biden is in.


I knew people would still travel but even I was shocked at the number of people that did travel.

My expectations were already low but they somehow managed to find a way to surpass that.
 
2020-11-29 7:02:45 PM  

lolmao500: There will be thousands of death every day from covid till biden is in.


That won't stop the covidiots from being idiots.  In fact, because most of them are Trump derpers, it'll probably get worse.
 
2020-11-29 7:03:28 PM  

lolmao500: People didnt skip thanksgiving, they sure as hell wont skip christmas or new years eve.

There will be thousands of death every day from covid till biden is in.


Naively, I hope that the problems we've already set in motion between will knock some sense into people before Christmas.
Realistically, we're farked.
 
2020-11-29 7:05:33 PM  
Hey ladies and gentlemen feel free to kill your elders
/S
Or stay home and have them around a little bit longer it's up to you your chuckleheads
 
2020-11-29 7:06:10 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]


Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?
 
2020-11-29 7:08:49 PM  

iheartscotch: F-ing Christmas. F-ing 2020.


It's funny even as a little kid I didn't like Christmas but not in a Grinchian way. I was like "What is this phony unnecessary ceremonial bullshiat we must drag ourselves through time and time again. All I wanted was a can of Pepsi"
 
2020-11-29 7:13:30 PM  

chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]

Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?


everythingand

Horseshoe crabs are also extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called "Limulus Amebocyte Lysate", or "LAL".
 
2020-11-29 7:18:36 PM  
Oh, I'll admit it isn't looking good this year but the war is never over. I'm still limping from an ambush three weeks ago.We were just outside Wyoming spraying down nativity scenes with napalm when they hit us. At first it was just some light caroling and we figured we had us some wet nosed UCC'ers on our hands. So we dug in. I took point with Das Kapital, Hoss set up the big rig burner we were using, and Lucky stood by to run us craft beers and angry pamphlets as we needed them.

They started coming and we started having a real damn good war. We hit them with everything we had. Did you know Pepsi invented Santa Claus? Would you let a Muslim set up a statue in front of a courthouse? Did you know that Christmas is based on a pagan holiday? You didn't know that you miserable motherfarkers. You've never heard such mind-blowing shiat in your whole life. They were dropping like disillusioned flies.

Then they stopped coming. It was suddenly quieter than when you accidentally say "God damn!" at atheist church. Then there was a low, heavy step. It was so deep we felt it rather than heard it. It took a minute for me to realize the horror of what it was. A reindeer. Let me tell you something, if you see a reindeer you just run. Don't try to hide. Don't try to fight. Those bastards weigh over three hundred pounds, have four foot antlers, and can see ultraviolet radiation. They are God's own ball breakers.

We ran. Lucky didn't. I don't know if it was the Christmas spirit or pants-shiatting fear but he just stood there while that giant beast tore right through him. It went at him with the antlers first and then long after he was dead that farking animal just kept prancing on him. So you damned monsters can keep your Santa spawn and your bloody-handed bell-ringers and your brain-washing cherches.. That's all on your side and someday I will make all you bastards choke on it. I'll use my bare damned hands to ring all your holly jolly necks.
=XmasWarVeteran
 
2020-11-29 7:21:51 PM  

fusillade762: Oh, I'll admit it isn't looking good this year but the war is never over. I'm still limping from an ambush three weeks ago.We were just outside Wyoming spraying down nativity scenes with napalm when they hit us. At first it was just some light caroling and we figured we had us some wet nosed UCC'ers on our hands. So we dug in. I took point with Das Kapital, Hoss set up the big rig burner we were using, and Lucky stood by to run us craft beers and angry pamphlets as we needed them.

They started coming and we started having a real damn good war. We hit them with everything we had. Did you know Pepsi invented Santa Claus? Would you let a Muslim set up a statue in front of a courthouse? Did you know that Christmas is based on a pagan holiday? You didn't know that you miserable motherfarkers. You've never heard such mind-blowing shiat in your whole life. They were dropping like disillusioned flies.

Then they stopped coming. It was suddenly quieter than when you accidentally say "God damn!" at atheist church. Then there was a low, heavy step. It was so deep we felt it rather than heard it. It took a minute for me to realize the horror of what it was. A reindeer. Let me tell you something, if you see a reindeer you just run. Don't try to hide. Don't try to fight. Those bastards weigh over three hundred pounds, have four foot antlers, and can see ultraviolet radiation. They are God's own ball breakers.

We ran. Lucky didn't. I don't know if it was the Christmas spirit or pants-shiatting fear but he just stood there while that giant beast tore right through him. It went at him with the antlers first and then long after he was dead that farking animal just kept prancing on him. So you damned monsters can keep your Santa spawn and your bloody-handed bell-ringers and your brain-washing cherches.. That's all on your side and someday I will make all you bastards choke on it. I'll use my bare damned hands to ring all your holly jolly necks.
=XmasWarVeteran


Thank you for your service.
 
2020-11-29 7:22:17 PM  
"Americans should take their own virus mitigation steps..."

No offense, Dr. Fauci, but (present company excluded) Americans have proven themselves to be too farking stupid to be relied upon to take "their own" virus mitigation steps. What can we do to keep people from being dumbasses this Christmas and New Year's? I sure as hell don't know.
 
2020-11-29 7:23:05 PM  

chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]

Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?


Four for each seahorse, or you never get anywhere.
 
2020-11-29 7:23:49 PM  
Is Chanukah okay?
 
2020-11-29 7:33:07 PM  

chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]

Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?


http://www.wnycstudios.org/story/baby​-​blue-blood-drive/
 
2020-11-29 7:37:00 PM  

berylman: iheartscotch: F-ing Christmas. F-ing 2020.

It's funny even as a little kid I didn't like Christmas but not in a Grinchian way. I was like "What is this phony unnecessary ceremonial bullshiat we must drag ourselves through time and time again. All I wanted was a can of Pepsi"


That's Grinchian as hell, I would know.
 
2020-11-29 7:37:24 PM  
You can tell how someone has timed the pandemic by the mask they wear.    A mask for the season, means there will be more seasons and they have settled in for the long run.  They have acquired quite a few masks and can coordinate fashion.

The black mask or the throw away is like someone who thinks it will take only as long as it does to take out the garbage or walk the dog.    It's just a formality which will over before or just after the next big holiday.

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2020-11-29 7:38:31 PM  
*looks at picture again*

Fauci isn't messing around, he's wearing two masks.
 
2020-11-29 7:38:52 PM  

chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]

Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?


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2020-11-29 7:40:21 PM  

Kick The Chair: chitownmike: Horseshoe crabs are also extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called "Limulus Amebocyte Lysate", or "LAL".


Copper-based blood?

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2020-11-29 7:40:28 PM  
This winter is going to be long and going to suck.
 
2020-11-29 7:40:55 PM  

lindalouwho: *looks at picture again*

Fauci isn't messing around, he's wearing two masks.


Effective one made out of special material, with the pinchy metal nose bit, then a fashion cotton one that doesn't work very well on its own (a lot of them say you're supposed to layer them like this, or have a pouch for inserting something that actually works-no one does)
 
2020-11-29 7:42:20 PM  
Please stop.  I can't stand being stuck to so hard.
 
2020-11-29 7:45:04 PM  

kdawg7736: This winter is going to be long and going to suck.


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2020-11-29 7:46:18 PM  

fusillade762: Oh, I'll admit it isn't looking good this year but the war is never over. I'm still limping from an ambush three weeks ago.We were just outside Wyoming spraying down nativity scenes with napalm when they hit us. At first it was just some light caroling and we figured we had us some wet nosed UCC'ers on our hands. So we dug in. I took point with Das Kapital, Hoss set up the big rig burner we were using, and Lucky stood by to run us craft beers and angry pamphlets as we needed them.

They started coming and we started having a real damn good war. We hit them with everything we had. Did you know Pepsi invented Santa Claus? Would you let a Muslim set up a statue in front of a courthouse? Did you know that Christmas is based on a pagan holiday? You didn't know that you miserable motherfarkers. You've never heard such mind-blowing shiat in your whole life. They were dropping like disillusioned flies.

Then they stopped coming. It was suddenly quieter than when you accidentally say "God damn!" at atheist church. Then there was a low, heavy step. It was so deep we felt it rather than heard it. It took a minute for me to realize the horror of what it was. A reindeer. Let me tell you something, if you see a reindeer you just run. Don't try to hide. Don't try to fight. Those bastards weigh over three hundred pounds, have four foot antlers, and can see ultraviolet radiation. They are God's own ball breakers.

We ran. Lucky didn't. I don't know if it was the Christmas spirit or pants-shiatting fear but he just stood there while that giant beast tore right through him. It went at him with the antlers first and then long after he was dead that farking animal just kept prancing on him. So you damned monsters can keep your Santa spawn and your bloody-handed bell-ringers and your brain-washing cherches.. That's all on your side and someday I will make all you bastards choke on it. I'll use my bare damned hands to ring all your holly jolly necks.
=XmasWarVeteran


Reminds me of when I fought in the Cola Wars.

You weren't there, man. You weren't there.
 
2020-11-29 7:46:43 PM  

BitwiseShift: You can tell how someone has timed the pandemic by the mask they wear.    A mask for the season, means there will be more seasons and they have settled in for the long run.  They have acquired quite a few masks and can coordinate fashion.

The black mask or the throw away is like someone who thinks it will take only as long as it does to take out the garbage or walk the dog.    It's just a formality which will over before or just after the next big holiday.

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Throw-aways come in boxes of 50 at Home Depot, that's not short-sighted.
 
2020-11-29 7:47:52 PM  
Fauci is right.  Hoping y'all can stay safe for another few months!
 
2020-11-29 7:49:45 PM  
It always does if there's baked beans.
 
2020-11-29 7:49:48 PM  

fallingcow: lindalouwho: *looks at picture again*

Fauci isn't messing around, he's wearing two masks.

Effective one made out of special material, with the pinchy metal nose bit, then a fashion cotton one that doesn't work very well on its own (a lot of them say you're supposed to layer them like this, or have a pouch for inserting something that actually works-no one does)


Oh, ok. I use surgeon's masks mostly, but I have 2 with pouches for filters. I'm buying more of the second ones (and filters) now to be safe until things calm down again. Maybe by spring :-/
 
2020-11-29 7:51:40 PM  
"I think we are going to have to make decisions as a nation, state, city and family . . ."

Well, that ain't happening.
 
2020-11-29 7:52:47 PM  

berylman: iheartscotch: F-ing Christmas. F-ing 2020.

It's funny even as a little kid I didn't like Christmas but not in a Grinchian way. I was like "What is this phony unnecessary ceremonial bullshiat we must drag ourselves through time and time again. All I wanted was a can of Pepsi"


Hectic, coke it's the real thing.
 
2020-11-29 7:53:37 PM  
I skip Christmas in a non Covid year.
 
2020-11-29 7:55:57 PM  
I want a big Red dammit and i want one neeeoowww!!!!

Big Red - Saturday Night Live
Youtube eHqgY2XfY-Q
 
2020-11-29 7:58:06 PM  

BitwiseShift: You can tell how someone has timed the pandemic by the mask they wear.    A mask for the season, means there will be more seasons and they have settled in for the long run.  They have acquired quite a few masks and can coordinate fashion.

The black mask or the throw away is like someone who thinks it will take only as long as it does to take out the garbage or walk the dog.    It's just a formality which will over before or just after the next big holiday.

[Fark user image image 740x416]


I still am not used to bringing a mask with me when I leave the house. So, yes, I forget to bring one. I have little reason to have physical interaction with people other than wife and kids ,  The few places I get out of my car to interact with people is the hardware store, gas station, small 'we ran of something grocery runs' and PT.  PT Is the only appointment I have regularly.

I  have an 'oh shiat' pack of disposable masks in my car.
 
2020-11-29 7:58:47 PM  

2fardownthread: fusillade762: Oh, I'll admit it isn't looking good this year but the war is never over. I'm still limping from an ambush three weeks ago.We were just outside Wyoming spraying down nativity scenes with napalm when they hit us. At first it was just some light caroling and we figured we had us some wet nosed UCC'ers on our hands. So we dug in. I took point with Das Kapital, Hoss set up the big rig burner we were using, and Lucky stood by to run us craft beers and angry pamphlets as we needed them.

They started coming and we started having a real damn good war. We hit them with everything we had. Did you know Pepsi invented Santa Claus? Would you let a Muslim set up a statue in front of a courthouse? Did you know that Christmas is based on a pagan holiday? You didn't know that you miserable motherfarkers. You've never heard such mind-blowing shiat in your whole life. They were dropping like disillusioned flies.

Then they stopped coming. It was suddenly quieter than when you accidentally say "God damn!" at atheist church. Then there was a low, heavy step. It was so deep we felt it rather than heard it. It took a minute for me to realize the horror of what it was. A reindeer. Let me tell you something, if you see a reindeer you just run. Don't try to hide. Don't try to fight. Those bastards weigh over three hundred pounds, have four foot antlers, and can see ultraviolet radiation. They are God's own ball breakers.

We ran. Lucky didn't. I don't know if it was the Christmas spirit or pants-shiatting fear but he just stood there while that giant beast tore right through him. It went at him with the antlers first and then long after he was dead that farking animal just kept prancing on him. So you damned monsters can keep your Santa spawn and your bloody-handed bell-ringers and your brain-washing cherches.. That's all on your side and someday I will make all you bastards choke on it. I'll use my bare damned hands to ring all your holly jolly necks.
=XmasWarVeteran

Thank you for your service.


I read that in brantgoose's voice.
 
2020-11-29 8:02:47 PM  
Rapmaster2000: Reminds me of when I fought in the Cola Wars.

You weren't there, man. You weren't there.


Negativland - Dispepsi
Youtube 9HWN0uG3Xyk
 
2020-11-29 8:05:28 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Kick The Chair: chitownmike: Horseshoe crabs are also extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called "Limulus Amebocyte Lysate", or "LAL".

Copper-based blood?

[Fark user image 425x321]


Copper based blue blood.  Vulcan royalty.
 
2020-11-29 8:10:38 PM  

waxbeans: Hey ladies and gentlemen feel free to kill your elders
/S
Or stay home and have them around a little bit longer it's up to you your chuckleheads


This was Trump's plan all along to save Social Security: kill as many Baby Boomers and their parents as possible. /s

Save Social Security, hire someone. Anyone.
 
2020-11-29 8:13:48 PM  

Kick The Chair: chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]

Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?

everythingand

Horseshoe crabs are also extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called "Limulus Amebocyte Lysate", or "LAL".


Pictures of the blood collection are pretty interesting.

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2020-11-29 8:19:17 PM  
"we might see a surge superimposed on the surge we are already in," Fauci said "

I see surges, within surges.

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2020-11-29 8:21:43 PM  

New Rising Sun: "we might see a surge superimposed on the surge we are already in," Fauci said "

I see surges, within surges.

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Surge Commercial 1998
Youtube _r67RkpQ1dc


TO THE XTREME!tm
 
2020-11-29 8:23:38 PM  

New Rising Sun: "we might see a surge superimposed on the surge we are already in," Fauci said "

I see surges, within surges.

[Fark user image image 454x246]


Xzibit.jpg
 
2020-11-29 8:30:06 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Kick The Chair: chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]

Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?

everythingand

Horseshoe crabs are also extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called "Limulus Amebocyte Lysate", or "LAL".

Pictures of the blood collection are pretty interesting.

[Fark user image 425x318]


Yeah that's pretty much every scary UFO alien film those crabs ever watched, actually happening to them.
 
2020-11-29 8:31:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Kick The Chair: chitownmike: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x493]

Wtf are horseshoe crabs harvested for?

everythingand

Horseshoe crabs are also extremely important to the biomedical industry because their unique, copper-based blue blood contains a substance called "Limulus Amebocyte Lysate", or "LAL".

Pictures of the blood collection are pretty interesting.

[Fark user image image 425x318]


Goddamn it, that's where all of those are going!

But I just checked to see if they're being farmed,.....nope! They're not!
North Carolina is looking into horseshoe crab farming.

There's fewer of them in the rivers around me every year.
 
2020-11-29 8:32:10 PM  

New Rising Sun: "we might see a surge superimposed on the surge we are already in," Fauci said "

I see surges, within surges.

[Fark user image 454x246]


I see a talking peanut.
 
2020-11-29 8:34:22 PM  
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And cue yet another wave of Dunning-Kruger University alumni telling us why Dr. Fauci is wrong...
 
2020-11-29 8:35:03 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Goddamn it, that's where all of those are going!


They do try to return them to the ocean with some of their blood left inside them.
 
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