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(Daily Mail)   In his first interview in 26 days, Trump tells Faux News that there's no way Joe Biden got 80 million votes, and that even the Democrats think he won. (Narrator: Yes, he did, and no, they don't)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-29 11:33:27 AM  
Bartiromo Ha.
 
2020-11-29 11:35:26 AM  
He's won the State of Denial, anyway.
 
2020-11-29 11:35:33 AM  
And Fox News, good little lapdogs  that they are, just let him spout conspiracy theories to support his attempted coup.

Of course, the other networks aren't doing much better
 
2020-11-29 11:36:10 AM  
Which just go to show he's not fit to be President....
 
2020-11-29 11:37:51 AM  
After donnie lies and just makes up wacky claims the follow up question should be
Do you smell toast?
 
2020-11-29 11:44:33 AM  
fark off already you Ruben Kincaid knock off pos
 
2020-11-29 11:46:09 AM  
Why is anyone listening to the Nasty Orange Man? Every event is a campaign event and a fun raiser.
 
2020-11-29 11:47:47 AM  
Fark, I know you don't want to hear this but Trump is probably right when he says this election was riddled with fraud.

How else do you explain a consistently unpopular president getting 10 million more votes than he did in 2016, a whopping 15% increase?

Especially with so many moderate Republicans voting for Biden, as evidenced by Joe's large over performance compared to down ballot.

We were told that Trump won in 2016 because he found a block of people who don't normally vote: jaded white supremacists and conspiracy theorists (you know, Libertarians).  So where did the extra 10 million come from?

/if any aholes want to try and apply the same logic to Biden's vote total, just look at the number of people literally dancing in the streets in celebration of Trump's loss as evidence that America was strongly motivated to get that f*cker out of office.
 
2020-11-29 11:52:13 AM  
Epic Trump meltdown coming Chernobyl-esque in scope

GET TO A SAFE DISTANCE NOW!
 
2020-11-29 11:54:20 AM  

weddingsinger: Fark, I know you don't want to hear this but Trump is probably right when he says this election was riddled with fraud.

How else do you explain a consistently unpopular president getting 10 million more votes than he did in 2016, a whopping 15% increase?

Especially with so many moderate Republicans voting for Biden, as evidenced by Joe's large over performance compared to down ballot.

We were told that Trump won in 2016 because he found a block of people who don't normally vote: jaded white supremacists and conspiracy theorists (you know, Libertarians).  So where did the extra 10 million come from?

/if any aholes want to try and apply the same logic to Biden's vote total, just look at the number of people literally dancing in the streets in celebration of Trump's loss as evidence that America was strongly motivated to get that f*cker out of office.


That would explain why Donny is so obsessed with finding the fraud. Because the election should have been fixed for him.

In non-paranoid land, all of the states say that this election was extra secure. And, I have no reason to doubt that.

/ the 10 mill came from enfranchising more people and making voting more accessible.
 
2020-11-29 11:54:26 AM  

OdradekRex: He's won the State of Denial, anyway.


Trump demanded a recount of the votes in that state just to make sure.
 
2020-11-29 11:55:37 AM  
Is anyone else who is otherwise happy Trump lost still kinda bummed that we have to go back to not saying "Merry Christmas" again?
 
2020-11-29 11:56:34 AM  
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2020-11-29 11:57:38 AM  

iheartscotch: weddingsinger: Fark, I know you don't want to hear this but Trump is probably right when he says this election was riddled with fraud.

How else do you explain a consistently unpopular president getting 10 million more votes than he did in 2016, a whopping 15% increase?

Especially with so many moderate Republicans voting for Biden, as evidenced by Joe's large over performance compared to down ballot.

We were told that Trump won in 2016 because he found a block of people who don't normally vote: jaded white supremacists and conspiracy theorists (you know, Libertarians).  So where did the extra 10 million come from?

/if any aholes want to try and apply the same logic to Biden's vote total, just look at the number of people literally dancing in the streets in celebration of Trump's loss as evidence that America was strongly motivated to get that f*cker out of office.

That would explain why Donny is so obsessed with finding the fraud. Because the election should have been fixed for him.

In non-paranoid land, all of the states say that this election was extra secure. And, I have no reason to doubt that.

/ the 10 mill came from enfranchising more people and making voting more accessible.


Voting in America is LESS accessible than 4+ years ago, not more.

To be fair, I'm not sure I believe the GOP actually orchestrated a fraud on the scale of 10+ million votes.  I just assume they might have tried since they've been pretty consistent on election tampering before (usually voter suppression, etc.)
 
2020-11-29 12:01:55 PM  
So, Maria was just setting him up by agreeing with him, and in her next show, she will debunk every lie he told, right?
 
2020-11-29 12:04:20 PM  
The Trump Cult came out in massive numbers and voted for Trump and Rs downticket.
Democrats came out in massive numbers and voted for Biden and Ds downticket.
Moderate Republicans and independents came out in massive numbers and voted for Biden (or nobody) and Rs downticket.

It's just that simple, Donnie. You set a record: more people hate you than any other president in history.
 
2020-11-29 12:07:32 PM  

weddingsinger: Fark, I know you don't want to hear this but Trump is probably right when he says this election was riddled with fraud.

How else do you explain a consistently unpopular president getting 10 million more votes than he did in 2016, a whopping 15% increase?

Especially with so many moderate Republicans voting for Biden, as evidenced by Joe's large over performance compared to down ballot.

We were told that Trump won in 2016 because he found a block of people who don't normally vote: jaded white supremacists and conspiracy theorists (you know, Libertarians).  So where did the extra 10 million come from?

/if any aholes want to try and apply the same logic to Biden's vote total, just look at the number of people literally dancing in the streets in celebration of Trump's loss as evidence that America was strongly motivated to get that f*cker out of office.


I have to admit I've been thinking the exact same thing.
 
2020-11-29 12:21:04 PM  
"Yeah, what kind of legal system won't allow fictional made-up evidence that I pulled out of my ass to be considered?"

Um, the "American" legal system.   Sorry, Donnie, it ain't Russia... yet.
 
2020-11-29 12:22:54 PM  
My favorite part of that was the Iran deal promise. Something about a sitting president saying "I'll do all these things if I'm elected" just tickles me.
 
2020-11-29 12:24:50 PM  
Sorry, Don, there's just a LOT of people who REALLY don't like you, and they managed to vote this year. They were quite motivated. You're partially responsible for that, what as you spend so much time doing and saying horrible things.
 
2020-11-29 12:26:21 PM  
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Bye Bye, you irrelevant asshole.  You "win" the Presidential Fail category, by a lot.
 
2020-11-29 12:26:41 PM  
First,
Biden didn't get 80,000,000 votes, he got 80,063,589. You, DD, didn't even get 74,000,000. You are to be forever known as DiaperDonnie the Biggest Loser in the history of US Presidential elections.

Happy Holidays, every... most everyone.
 
2020-11-29 12:28:21 PM  
Also, he lost the popular vote TWICE.
 
2020-11-29 12:35:43 PM  

markie_farkie: Also, he lost the popular vote TWICE.


You are right! I need to add that to my little dig.
 
2020-11-29 12:46:19 PM  

markie_farkie: [Fark user image 850x837]

Bye Bye, you irrelevant asshole.  You "win" the Presidential Fail category, by a lot.


Whatever city get stuck with his "presidential" library should in install a brass plaque of that in the sidewalk outside of the entrance.
 
2020-11-29 12:58:35 PM  

grokca: Whatever city get stuck with his "presidential" library


This'll do:

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Q&D, just like Dumpy.
 
2020-11-29 1:03:56 PM  
'They make it like we don't have evidence, we have evidence all over the place,' he told Bartiromo.

We need to coin a new word:  "evadense," to describe all the empty fakety stuff that crackpots advance as actual evidence.  Trump wasn't saying he had evidence, he just meant he had "evadense."

Sort of like "cheez" instead of actual cheese.
 
2020-11-29 1:13:00 PM  
You know Trump will continue with this BS even after he's out of the White House in 52 days.
 
2020-11-29 1:13:45 PM  

iheartscotch: Why is anyone listening to the Nasty Orange Man? Every event is a campaign event and a fun raiser.


I find nothing fun about this losing loser.
 
2020-11-29 1:22:25 PM  
The problem is, the outputs of Trump's delusional, perpetually aggrieved sense of narcissism feeds directly into his hardcore supporter's need for perpetually aggrieved narcissism.

These were from yesterday, so not super current, but it gives you an idea of what I'm talking about.


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2020-11-29 1:22:48 PM  

AirForceVet: You know Trump will continue with this BS even after he's out of the White House in 52 days.


it would be so great if none of the legit media gives him coverage then. Let him wallow at OANN.
 
2020-11-29 1:25:37 PM  

Elegy: The problem is, the outputs of Trump's delusional, perpetually aggrieved sense of narcissism feeds directly into his hardcore supporter's need for perpetually aggrieved narcissism.

These were from yesterday, so not super current, but it gives you an idea of what I'm talking about.


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is this Reddit or Parler?
 
2020-11-29 1:42:27 PM  

dodecahedron: Elegy: The problem is, the outputs of Trump's delusional, perpetually aggrieved sense of narcissism feeds directly into his hardcore supporter's need for perpetually aggrieved narcissism.

These were from yesterday, so not super current, but it gives you an idea of what I'm talking about.


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is this Reddit or Parler?


The Donald Dot Win. Closest I'm going to get to linking it. They are the... brain trust of Trump's base on the alt-right I suppose.

A lot of the crazy conspiracy shiat Trump is saying these days is coming to him via OAN and Newsmax. Those two organizations are, this very moment in fact, sucking this shiat directly off Tee-Dee Dot Win unfiltered and broadcasting it straight to Trump in real-time as if it were news.

It's a like a pressurized pipeline of pure fecal sludge that is being piped from the anus of the internet directly into what little remains of the president's brain.

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You want a slightly scarier tinge of violence and impending civil war sprinkled into your derp? Go read any comments section on any article at gateway pundit.
 
2020-11-29 2:05:30 PM  

Elegy: dodecahedron: Elegy: The problem is, the outputs of Trump's delusional, perpetually aggrieved sense of narcissism feeds directly into his hardcore supporter's need for perpetually aggrieved narcissism.

These were from yesterday, so not super current, but it gives you an idea of what I'm talking about.


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[Fark user image 425x282][Fark user image 425x570][Fark user image 425x605]

is this Reddit or Parler?

The Donald Dot Win. Closest I'm going to get to linking it. They are the... brain trust of Trump's base on the alt-right I suppose.

A lot of the crazy conspiracy shiat Trump is saying these days is coming to him via OAN and Newsmax. Those two organizations are, this very moment in fact, sucking this shiat directly off Tee-Dee Dot Win unfiltered and broadcasting it straight to Trump in real-time as if it were news.

It's a like a pressurized pipeline of pure fecal sludge that is being piped from the anus of the internet directly into what little remains of the president's brain.

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You want a slightly scarier tinge of violence and impending civil war sprinkled into your derp? Go read any comments section on any article at gateway pundit.


I can't even imagine. I get depressed enough occasionally reading the derp at Free republic.
 
2020-11-29 2:28:57 PM  

dodecahedron: I can't even imagine. I get depressed enough occasionally reading the derp at Free republic.


Well, me too, but for a different reason. The user base over at the free republic is everyone's Uncle Gary: mid 50's or older, works a blue collar job, can't really use a computer and still has an AOL email address from the 90's. They're a nice sample of what the boomers in flyover country that don't use the internet think, but they're not the most entertaining bunch.

Quite the contrary. FR is pretty farking boring, to tell you the absolute truth. Boring people making boring commentary about their boringly predictable opinions.

If you're going off into these corners seeking entertainment or enlightenment, FR is about the most boring and depressing place you can go. No wonder it makes you depressed.

The other various corners of the internet - the meme factories and image boards frequented by hardcore conservatives and foreign trolls - are way more entertaining and enlightening. Frightening too, for that matter.
 
2020-11-29 2:37:12 PM  

weddingsinger: Fark, I know you don't want to hear this but Trump is probably right when he says this election was riddled with fraud.

How else do you explain a consistently unpopular president getting 10 million more votes than he did in 2016, a whopping 15% increase?

Especially with so many moderate Republicans voting for Biden, as evidenced by Joe's large over performance compared to down ballot.

We were told that Trump won in 2016 because he found a block of people who don't normally vote: jaded white supremacists and conspiracy theorists (you know, Libertarians).  So where did the extra 10 million come from?

/if any aholes want to try and apply the same logic to Biden's vote total, just look at the number of people literally dancing in the streets in celebration of Trump's loss as evidence that America was strongly motivated to get that f*cker out of office.


Close, but no cigar.  Think about it.

The official word is that Trump lost the election, but every establishment republican kept their seats.  Collins won even though every poll leading up to the election had her down by eight points or so.  Lindsey Graham won with a huge margin even though the polls had him tied.  McConnell is hated by Americans at least as much as Trump, but he won with a 20% margin.  How does all of that happen if Democrats were the ones rigging the election?

If there was cheating, it was the establishment Republicans, who hate Trump with a passion, cheating to get rid of him and yet keep their seats.  It was the Republicans in the swamp all along! Everyone better write in 'Trump' in the Georgia races so the swamp can't win!

Or at least, this is what I'm pushing to republicans whenever I can.  Bring on that GOP civil war!
 
2020-11-29 2:43:56 PM  

toraque: Bring on that GOP civil war!


You know what I admire about fascists?

They have real style and panache when it comes to vexillology. Say one thing about the Nazi's, say they had style and panache.

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This is the proposed party symbol for the Trump-led, breakaway party of the GOP - delivered straight from the Trump-led fascists voters themselves.
 
2020-11-29 2:49:26 PM  

markie_farkie: [Fark user image 850x837]

Bye Bye, you irrelevant asshole.  You "win" the Presidential Fail category, by a lot.


lmao jimmy carder got recked
 
2020-11-29 2:51:11 PM  

Elegy: toraque: Bring on that GOP civil war!

You know what I admire about fascists?

They have real style and panache when it comes to vexillology. Say one thing about the Nazi's, say they had style and panache.

[Fark user image 425x425]

This is the proposed party symbol for the Trump-led, breakaway party of the GOP - delivered straight from the Trump-led fascists voters themselves.


Well, it does make sense, considering their leader is always a lyin'.
 
2020-11-29 3:20:04 PM  
When did he like them, again? I guess he must have figured out how many people watch FOX compared to OANN and Newsmax
 
2020-11-29 3:24:37 PM  
Oh, bite me you fat fark.
 
2020-11-29 3:25:10 PM  
This country seriously needs mental health care.
 
2020-11-29 3:25:49 PM  
"When arguing a point and not being successful, it's always best to criticize the people who have supported you before pressing on with the same argument. " - Ghandi
 
2020-11-29 3:26:11 PM  
'The FBI and Department of Justice, I don't know, maybe they're involved - but how people are allowed to get away from this with this stuff is unbelievable'

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2020-11-29 3:26:54 PM  
'If Republicans allow it to happen, you'll never have another Republican elected in the history of this country, at a Senate level or at a presidential level... or at a House level,' Trump said, referencing the GOP accepting the election results.


Don't give me hope...
 
2020-11-29 3:27:12 PM  

Elegy: toraque: Bring on that GOP civil war!

You know what I admire about fascists?

They have real style and panache when it comes to vexillology. Say one thing about the Nazi's, say they had style and panache.

[Fark user image image 425x425]

This is the proposed party symbol for the Trump-led, breakaway party of the GOP - delivered straight from the Trump-led fascists voters themselves.


'Are we the Baddies?' Mitchell and Webb Funny Nazi Scetch
Youtube hn1VxaMEjRU
 
2020-11-29 3:27:15 PM  
Given the sh*tty job that Trump did throughout his term in office, I'm surprised that he was able to *hold Biden down* to 80 million votes.
 
2020-11-29 3:27:27 PM  
"'If Republicans allow it to happen, you'll never have another Republican elected in the history of this country, at a Senate level or at a presidential level... or at a House level,' Trump said, referencing the GOP accepting the election results."

I'm failing to see the downside.
 
2020-11-29 3:27:28 PM  
Someone was commenting in an earlier thread about how Trumpers are victims in an abusive relationship, and that some of them will realize over time what a toxic asshole The Diaper  Don really is. I repeat this to provide some context for this picture.
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2020-11-29 3:27:48 PM  
"...the U.S. will never have another Republican Democratic president, senator or representative elected if they allow Democrats meto get away with 'stealing' the election for from Biden"

Every accusation is a confession in Trumpspeak.😅
 
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