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2020-11-29 10:48:19 AM  
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2020-11-29 10:58:05 AM  
He sounds like he's drunk and has a mouth full of KFC.
 
2020-11-29 11:03:15 AM  
Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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2020-11-29 11:13:41 AM  
The new fables:

The Fat Orange F*ck who Cried Fraud
 
2020-11-29 11:35:10 AM  

BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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2020-11-29 11:39:04 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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"Because if you don't wear black, you're a hooo-wah."
 
2020-11-29 11:55:22 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: centrifugal bumblepuppy: BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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"Because if you don't wear black, you're a hooo-wah."


Trump looks like a alibi picture (almost a group mugshot), the Bidens are really enjoying it.   Perhaps one of them told the joke.
 
2020-11-29 12:06:58 PM  

BitwiseShift: Trump looks like a alibi picture (almost a group mugshot)


That's his "human incapable of a natural smile" smile.
 
2020-11-29 12:27:23 PM  
So the President's insane, as are half the people in the country, since they believe him.
I expect any day now to turn on the TV and see Trump sitting there like this addressing his cult followers:

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2020-11-29 12:30:59 PM  
The edifice crumbles.
 
2020-11-29 12:31:41 PM  
Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?
 
2020-11-29 1:00:43 PM  

lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?


You'll find it under "Catholicism."

Enjoy the read. See you in 12 years.
 
2020-11-29 1:11:34 PM  
I was kind of getting used to -- and rather enjoying, frankly -- not hearing his terrible voice the last few weeks.
Luckily, I can keep that going by not clicking "play" on that video.
 
2020-11-29 1:29:25 PM  

BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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Whenever I see this picture, all I remember is how Trump farked over Sean Spicer, an actual religious man.
 
2020-11-29 1:59:19 PM  

edmo: Whenever I see this picture, all I remember is how Trump farked over Sean Spicer, an actual religious man.


Oh yeah. That one still stands out to me, even among the other 4 years of Trump's routine, petty cruelty towards his own people.

It was such an unnecessary and mean gesture. Spicer was a man that had taken a massive hit to his own professional credibility, and taken it in service to defending every one of Trump's petty, patently transparent, and obvious public lies. Lies about ego driven bullshiat, stuff like the size of Trump's inauguration. Spicer was being eviscerated in the press for maintaining the party line.

Trump, frustrated that Spicer couldn't magically turn Trump's own verbal turd nuggets into media Gold, excluded him from this meeting and shortly after replaced him the Scaramucchi.

Which is how, kids, we came to measure time in Scaramucchi's in our society. But that's another story.
 
2020-11-29 2:06:58 PM  

edmo: BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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Whenever I see this picture, all I remember is how Trump farked over Sean Spicer, an actual religious man.


As the first guy off the USS Trumptanic, I have to think Spicer is probably laughing his ass off at his foresight.   He might be the only administration associate that can wash the stench off.
 
2020-11-29 2:07:51 PM  

lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?


For a supposedly all-powerful being, God really seems overly concerned with people wearing the right hats.
 
2020-11-29 2:08:12 PM  
Dude belongs in a home. He's going to be on his deathbed rambling about low flush toilets and hoaxes. Everyone's been out to get him his whole life, that's why he's screwed over everyone else first, so they can't get the chance and he always comes out a "winner" that way.

He's going to be like those people getting intubated claiming COVID is a hoax the entire time and only shut up when they finally pry their jaw open for the tube.
 
2020-11-29 2:08:51 PM  
WORK HARDER, 'RONA!
 
2020-11-29 2:10:09 PM  

Cafe Threads: lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?

You'll find it under "Catholicism."

Enjoy the read. See you in 12 years.


Twelve years? Why? We have buses now. Next stop, Hell.
 
2020-11-29 2:10:41 PM  

BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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2020-11-29 2:10:53 PM  
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2020-11-29 2:11:44 PM  

lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?


Traditional Catholicism believes in modesty and head coverings for women. Not unlike Jews and Muslims. Separation of Church and State never evolved in traditional Islamic teaching, so in orthodox Islamic societies, every woman is covered up all the time. In Europe and America (ostensibly, to this point, anyways), secularism allowed for a different direction - but in the Vatican, in front of the Pope, women have largely adhered to the veil and head covering.
 
2020-11-29 2:12:10 PM  
He probably just climbed a stair.
 
2020-11-29 2:13:37 PM  

Rent Party: edmo: BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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Whenever I see this picture, all I remember is how Trump farked over Sean Spicer, an actual religious man.

As the first guy off the USS Trumptanic, I have to think Spicer is probably laughing his ass off at his foresight.   He might be the only administration associate that can wash the stench off.


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2020-11-29 2:14:21 PM  
I like the part where he declares his loss is a "statistical impossibility "

And Maria Bartiromo just nods. "Okay gramps"
 
2020-11-29 2:14:34 PM  
'Out of breath' is not nearly enough for me to click on that. Try 'coughing uncontrollably then retching' and I might be tempted.
 
2020-11-29 2:14:57 PM  

HerptheDerp: Dude belongs in a home. He's going to be on his deathbed rambling about low flush toilets and hoaxes. Everyone's been out to get him his whole life, that's why he's screwed over everyone else first, so they can't get the chance and he always comes out a "winner" that way.

He's going to be like those people getting intubated claiming COVID is a hoax the entire time and only shut up when they finally pry their jaw open for the tube.


It is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury,Signifying nothing.
 
2020-11-29 2:15:55 PM  

Superjoe: He probably just climbed a stair.


That's one small step for man...
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One GIANT BLEEP from Donald.
 
2020-11-29 2:16:30 PM  
God I love that now every day is counting down to the day that he's booted out of office, indicted on multiple counts, and his wife leaves him. I should make an advent calendar or something.
 
2020-11-29 2:18:09 PM  
Subby apparently hasn't spent much time against morbidly obese people with a temper. I am not saying rona may not be at play but I would this either way.
 
2020-11-29 2:18:11 PM  
He had to sit down for the press conference last week.  Everyone was talking about the stupid desk, and not  about why  does he need to sit down.
 
2020-11-29 2:18:25 PM  
Of course he's out of breath - he's been golfing all farking weekend and he's tuckered out.
 
2020-11-29 2:19:54 PM  
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2020-11-29 2:20:05 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: centrifugal bumblepuppy: BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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2020-11-29 2:20:55 PM  

RasIanI: lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?

Traditional Catholicism believes in modesty and head coverings for women. Not unlike Jews and Muslims. Separation of Church and State never evolved in traditional Islamic teaching, so in orthodox Islamic societies, every woman is covered up all the time. In Europe and America (ostensibly, to this point, anyways), secularism allowed for a different direction - but in the Vatican, in front of the Pope, women have largely adhered to the veil and head covering.


Mom's family was hard core Catholic. Her father, specifically. Great great grandfather was the Papal Consul in the city.  She put up with it until she left for college. After college, she joined the WAVES. No looking back on Catholicism with fondness.

She made a valiant effort to interest my brother and me in religion, and to some extent it took -- we are both somewhat spiritual, thoigh not to the extent of being members of any church. My kids are pretty much the same. They follow the Golden Rule and that's about the extent of it. Enough, methinks.
 
2020-11-29 2:21:07 PM  
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2020-11-29 2:21:50 PM  
Dat body politic
 
2020-11-29 2:23:08 PM  
I'm guessing it's the treatment wearing off?
 
2020-11-29 2:23:09 PM  

Superjoe: He probably just climbed a stair.


Yeah, this is a guy who excuses his lack of physical activity some fantasy about how the body only has some finite amount of energy.  This is a guy who would rather drive his golf cart on the green than walk a dozen yards.

He probably gets winded taking a dump so I don't think we can conclude much from this. We were making fun of his weird breathing long before he got the virus.
 
2020-11-29 2:23:22 PM  

BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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that deranged farking smile
 
2020-11-29 2:24:10 PM  

edmo: BitwiseShift: Meanwhile, Melania's shopping for Widow Couture.

Her quiet hopes that Donald would burst into flames upon shaking hands with the pope were dashed.  It's been a while but she's ready again.   Reminds me, next prenup should read like a rental agreement.

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Whenever I see this picture, all I remember is how Trump farked over Sean Spicer, an actual religious man.


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2020-11-29 2:27:59 PM  

The Bunyip: Of course he's out of breath - he's been golfing all farking weekend and he's tuckered out.


I doubt he is actually playing, They just drive him out there, to make it look like everything is normal.
 
2020-11-29 2:30:10 PM  

lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?


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2020-11-29 2:31:36 PM  
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2020-11-29 2:32:10 PM  
Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
 
2020-11-29 2:33:01 PM  

Elegy: Spicer was a man that had taken a massive hit to his own professional credibility


Are you even a man if you take a job in the Trump admin... not to mention, the lie-and-defend-the-treason-for-the-lia​r-in-chief job?

Anyone who takes that job either is a fool of epic proportions or has no soul.
 
2020-11-29 2:34:57 PM  

buravirgil: lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?

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Well its not a big surprise that all religion (created by men) oppress women.

The question is, why in the fark do women keep joining/stay in these religions?

/people are so farking dumb
 
2020-11-29 2:36:26 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I'm guessing it's the treatment wearing off?


I'm hoping it's an early sign of him being a long hauler.
 
2020-11-29 2:37:04 PM  

Truck Fump: RasIanI: lolmao500: Whats up with women almost forced to wear hijabs while meeting the pope?

Traditional Catholicism believes in modesty and head coverings for women. Not unlike Jews and Muslims. Separation of Church and State never evolved in traditional Islamic teaching, so in orthodox Islamic societies, every woman is covered up all the time. In Europe and America (ostensibly, to this point, anyways), secularism allowed for a different direction - but in the Vatican, in front of the Pope, women have largely adhered to the veil and head covering.

Mom's family was hard core Catholic. Her father, specifically. Great great grandfather was the Papal Consul in the city.  She put up with it until she left for college. After college, she joined the WAVES. No looking back on Catholicism with fondness.

She made a valiant effort to interest my brother and me in religion, and to some extent it took -- we are both somewhat spiritual, thoigh not to the extent of being members of any church. My kids are pretty much the same. They follow the Golden Rule and that's about the extent of it. Enough, methinks.


It was enough for Jesus Christ of Nazareth, so I think your children are covered.
 
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