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(Live5 News Charleston)   Chased by the police? Have you considered pouring the alcohol around and setting your car on fire? Well, It doesn't help   (live5news.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, police officer, Police, Updated November, November, Driver, car, fire, chase  
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2020-11-29 8:47:03 AM  
I was gonna make a snarky comment, but the guy purposely hurt a cop during his adventures
 
2020-11-29 10:53:57 AM  
You lost me at "pouring the alcohol around".
 
2020-11-29 10:56:42 AM  
Runs over cop and doesn't get shot? Guessing white.
 
2020-11-29 11:00:12 AM  

stuffy: Runs over cop and doesn't get shot? Guessing white.


Another point: TFA says "knocked over" instead of "ran over." White isn't a bad guess.  "Knocked over" sounds more like Humpty Dumpty took a curve too fast and tumped over.
 
2020-11-29 11:00:17 AM  
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2020-11-29 11:03:46 AM  
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2020-11-29 11:07:03 AM  
Burning the car because of the ounce of marijuana probably made sense while high and chased by the police.
 
2020-11-29 11:15:09 AM  
Diluted alcohol is very disappointing for many reasons.  One reason is 40% (80 proof) won't even light a banana in bananas flambé.  We learned that in Boy Scouts.  It's got to be high proof rum.    It's way too expensive to "pour around a car."

He should really sue his liquor store for selling to a person of diminished capability.
 
2020-11-29 11:18:01 AM  
When you turn on the news and see another idiot trying to GTA V their way through life.

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2020-11-29 11:31:35 AM  
 
2020-11-29 11:39:30 AM  
Not a damn thing amusing about someone driving the wrong way on a highway.  That's when the horrific collisions occur.  fark this guy in particular.
 
2020-11-29 11:45:47 AM  
i outgrew my fascination with lighting h.o. scale electric slot cars and track on fire with lighter fluid over 2 years ago.
 
2020-11-29 11:49:54 AM  
Yeah...that doesn't work.
 
2020-11-29 11:51:36 AM  
It's called "Presentation", subby. Look it up
 
2020-11-29 11:55:22 AM  

BitwiseShift: Diluted alcohol is very disappointing for many reasons.  One reason is 40% (80 proof) won't even light a banana in bananas flambé.  We learned that in Boy Scouts.  It's got to be high proof rum.    It's way too expensive to "pour around a car."

He should really sue his liquor store for selling to a person of diminished capability.


Windshield washer fluid is 32% methanol and won't ignite, but it WILL burn if you splash it onto an existing fire.
 
2020-11-29 12:01:37 PM  
years ago we were leaving Poor Richard's Pub on Rt,23N in West Milford NJ USA late at night, ripped to the gills. we heard a loud motorcycle and a screaming driver - sure enough, we saw a classmate of ours driving S bound in the N lane of Rt.23. he made it to our home town of Butler, and lived.

same kid was also once found late night in the local A&P Supermarket with a large quantity of Reddi Whip cans emptied of their refrigerant. there was Kevin, drunk, whacked on whippets and passed out on the floor. we had a lot of misfits in our graduating class.
 
2020-11-29 12:13:31 PM  
Just came to say that the news anchor is adorable. And the driver is a dumbass.
 
2020-11-29 12:14:43 PM  
To answer OP's questions: No, yes.
 
2020-11-29 12:29:48 PM  
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2020-11-29 12:34:14 PM  
But isn't the basis of scientific progress m? Theory, test, evaluate. And a sample size of one is not a viable result
 
2020-11-29 12:46:37 PM  

MattyBlast: Just came to say that the news anchor is adorable. And the driver is a dumbass.


She tell me about anything and it would absolutely fascinating.
 
2020-11-29 12:57:36 PM  
There's really only one tried-and-true method of getting out of a police chase:

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2020-11-29 1:07:22 PM  

BitwiseShift: Diluted alcohol is very disappointing for many reasons.  One reason is 40% (80 proof) won't even light a banana in bananas flambé. We learned that in Boy Scouts.  It's got to be high proof rum. It's way too expensive to "pour around a car." He should really sue his liquor store for selling to a person of diminished capability.


That sent me on a nostalgia trip. Haven't had that dessert in ages and it's so good. So thanks for the motivation to get all culinary up in here
 
2020-11-29 1:10:29 PM  
Love the low-tech version of changing images.
 
2020-11-29 1:22:17 PM  
Perp:  Ninjas can't catch you if you're on FIRE.
Police:  There is something you should know.  I am not a ninja.
 
2020-11-29 1:44:59 PM  

sinko swimo: years ago we were leaving Poor Richard's Pub on Rt,23N in West Milford NJ USA late at night, ripped to the gills. we heard a loud motorcycle and a screaming driver - sure enough, we saw a classmate of ours driving S bound in the N lane of Rt.23. he made it to our home town of Butler, and lived.

same kid was also once found late night in the local A&P Supermarket with a large quantity of Reddi Whip cans emptied of their refrigerant. there was Kevin, drunk, whacked on whippets and passed out on the floor. we had a lot of misfits in our graduating class.


That's Senator Kevin, to you.
 
2020-11-29 2:09:37 PM  
"Driver captured after setting car on fire during chase, knocking police officer over"

Oh wow I hope the police officer knocked him over back.
 
2020-11-29 2:11:30 PM  

stuffy: Runs over cop and doesn't get shot? Guessing white.


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2020-11-29 2:23:21 PM  

Mister Peejay: BitwiseShift: Diluted alcohol is very disappointing for many reasons.  One reason is 40% (80 proof) won't even light a banana in bananas flambé.  We learned that in Boy Scouts.  It's got to be high proof rum.    It's way too expensive to "pour around a car."

He should really sue his liquor store for selling to a person of diminished capability.

Windshield washer fluid is 32% methanol and won't ignite, but it WILL burn if you splash it onto an existing fire.


You sound like someone who has bought and collected on fire insurance at least once in your life. :)
 
2020-11-29 2:44:32 PM  

Mister Peejay: Perp: Ninjas can't catch you if you're on FIRE.
Police: There is something you should know. I am not a ninja.


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2020-11-29 3:06:09 PM  

sinko swimo: years ago we were leaving Poor Richard's Pub on Rt,23N in West Milford NJ USA late at night, ripped to the gills. we heard a loud motorcycle and a screaming driver - sure enough, we saw a classmate of ours driving S bound in the N lane of Rt.23. he made it to our home town of Butler, and lived.

same kid was also once found late night in the local A&P Supermarket with a large quantity of Reddi Whip cans emptied of their refrigerant. there was Kevin, drunk, whacked on whippets and passed out on the floor. we had a lot of misfits in our graduating class.


There's no refrigerant in whip it's, the propellent is nitrous oxide (laughing gas)
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2020-11-29 5:09:39 PM  

Capt.Plywood: Mister Peejay: Perp: Ninjas can't catch you if you're on FIRE.
Police: There is something you should know. I am not a ninja.

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I was quite proud to work both Dr. McNinja and The Princess Bride into a single two-line comment, to be honest.
 
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