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(ESPN)   NOW they have all the teams' attention. Tag is for the maskless   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-11-29 10:28:16 AM  
Any Saint who doesn't have a mask on near the Broncos this week, knowing they're in danger of the game being postponed because of Covid, is just simply beyond reach.
 
2020-11-29 10:32:34 AM  
Oh boy, a 7th round draft pick. That'shiattin' em where it hurts
 
2020-11-29 10:43:02 AM  
This is just like everywhere else in society. It's a win so it's "special." No need for maskse during "special" times since we wear them the rest of the time.

See: weddings; church; Thanksgiving; funerals; etc.
 
2020-11-29 10:59:15 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Oh boy, a 7th round draft pick. That'shiattin' em where it hurts


If they do it again, it will probably be $2 million and a 4th.
 
2020-11-29 11:02:27 AM  
But the Steelers Ravens game is still going on, and the anti-maskhole who caused it will be "disciplined".
 
2020-11-29 11:06:19 AM  

FriarReb98: Any Saint who doesn't have a mask on near the Broncos this week, knowing they're in danger of the game being postponed because of Covid, is just simply beyond reach.


They should ensure Denver players are wearing masks, seeing as how they're this weeks league plague rats.
 
2020-11-29 11:07:35 AM  
Nope, Just more anti-NO shiat from Goodell.  His goal is to get the franchise moved to a bigger city.  We saw this with BountyGate.   Illegal hits on Brees and blown calls are allowed.
 
2020-11-29 11:09:53 AM  
These teams have been warned.  Repeatedly.  If they can't figure out how to wear a farking mask, I have no sympathy for them.  Fine the hell out of 'em.  Take ALL their draft picks.
 
2020-11-29 11:14:22 AM  

Uncontrolled_Jibe: Nope, Just more anti-NO shiat from Goodell.  His goal is to get the franchise moved to a bigger city.  We saw this with BountyGate.   Illegal hits on Brees and blown calls are allowed.


And therein lies the stupidest part of all... WHAT BIGGER CITY?? San Diego (who's about to blow up their stadium)? Austin or San Antonio (squarely in Dallas territory)? We can't even play exhibition games in his masturbatory fantasy land of London - fark, can't even play in Toronto! What planet is the farker on that that would possibly work anymore?
 
2020-11-29 11:24:15 AM  
It'll be funny if every team eventually loses a 7th round pick, thus making the punishment moot.
 
2020-11-29 11:25:28 AM  

FriarReb98: Uncontrolled_Jibe: Nope, Just more anti-NO shiat from Goodell.  His goal is to get the franchise moved to a bigger city.  We saw this with BountyGate.   Illegal hits on Brees and blown calls are allowed.

And therein lies the stupidest part of all... WHAT BIGGER CITY?? San Diego (who's about to blow up their stadium)? Austin or San Antonio (squarely in Dallas territory)? We can't even play exhibition games in his masturbatory fantasy land of London - fark, can't even play in Toronto! What planet is the farker on that that would possibly work anymore?


We currently have no team in Detroit, so they're welcome to move here.
 
2020-11-29 11:26:05 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: These teams have been warned.  Repeatedly.  If they can't figure out how to wear a farking mask, I have no sympathy for them.  Fine the hell out of 'em.  Take ALL their draft picks.


Agreed but they need to fine the players and coaches, not the team/owner. You'll see how quickly they remember to put on a mask next time when their game check is light $25K
 
2020-11-29 11:53:53 AM  

nursetim: FriarReb98: Uncontrolled_Jibe: Nope, Just more anti-NO shiat from Goodell.  His goal is to get the franchise moved to a bigger city.  We saw this with BountyGate.   Illegal hits on Brees and blown calls are allowed.

And therein lies the stupidest part of all... WHAT BIGGER CITY?? San Diego (who's about to blow up their stadium)? Austin or San Antonio (squarely in Dallas territory)? We can't even play exhibition games in his masturbatory fantasy land of London - fark, can't even play in Toronto! What planet is the farker on that that would possibly work anymore?

We currently have no team in Detroit, so they're welcome to move here.


I hear the Meadowlands are looking for a franchise, so they could try New Jersey.
 
2020-11-29 11:59:18 AM  
Broncos QB: Elway, Tebow or Osweiler?
 
2020-11-29 12:05:31 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Broncos QB: Elway, Tebow or Osweiler?


Might I recommend...
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He can throw a football over them mountains.  Swear to God
 
2020-11-29 1:55:51 PM  
$500k? no chance they have their attention. Take away first and second-round picks for at least 2 years. Then you will get their attention
 
2020-11-29 2:23:24 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: But the Steelers Ravens game is still going on, and the anti-maskhole who caused it will be "disciplined".


If the assclown S&C coach doesn't get a year suspension and a seven-figure fine for the team, then they might as well pull the plug on the season.
 
2020-11-29 3:18:44 PM  

FriarReb98: Any Saint who doesn't have a mask on near the Broncos this week, knowing they're in danger of the game being postponed because of Covid, is just simply beyond reach.


I feel the same as a Steeler fan. Goodell desperately wants KC to have that 1 seed. Nothing easier than exposing the one team in their path to a disease ridden squad.
 
2020-11-30 9:28:10 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Oh boy, a 7th round draft pick. That'shiattin' em where it hurts


Yeah, that doesn't seem like much of a punishment there, as that round is to groom potential prospects that have maybe a 25-30% chance of making the roster. Occasionally a diamond is found in the rough here.
 
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2020-11-30 11:19:44 AM  
1/938th of their profits last season. Real hefty fine, there, Roger. For perspective, my last speeding ticket cost me $115 for 44 in a 40, and the rise in insurance has since cost me about $1600 (about $200/yr, and this was 8 years ago.) If it had been levied at this same rate, it would have cost me about $34.12, with maybe 20 minutes of community service served at my leisure over the next year.
 
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