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(BBC-US)   44% of Republicans think Bill Gates is planning on using mandatory Covid-19 vaccinations to implant people with microchips. Let that sink in for a moment   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-11-28 11:26:08 AM  
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2020-11-28 11:27:15 AM  
Every single Republican should get a chip implant. We need to keep track of those crazy stupid bastards.
 
2020-11-28 11:27:20 AM  
No, don't! The sink will microchip you, don't let it in!
 
2020-11-28 11:29:06 AM  
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2020-11-28 11:29:09 AM  
Lower number than I would have thought.
 
2020-11-28 11:30:39 AM  
Well as long as the rest of us get our vaccinations there will be a good chance at herd immunity, and then contact tracing can solve any outbreaks that crop up among the antivaxxers.
 
2020-11-28 11:31:41 AM  
If only one could get every person to buy a device they would carry that would track location and record time stamped audio and video.
 
2020-11-28 11:32:09 AM  
They will fight like hell to avoid help but will let amazon chip them so they can make purchases easier and delivery faster.
 
2020-11-28 11:33:22 AM  
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2020-11-28 11:34:09 AM  
Andrew Romano
May 22, 2020

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/It's probably worse now
 
2020-11-28 11:34:15 AM  
I bet they all have a phone in their pocket though
 
2020-11-28 11:34:53 AM  
They also think Trump is a good president, so, yeah.  Not surprising.
 
2020-11-28 11:35:21 AM  
Someone should tell them Trump flags and bumper stickers all have tracking chips in them.

They're virtually invisible, but they're there if you have access to a scanning electron microscope.
 
2020-11-28 11:37:05 AM  
Ok, how about requiring proof of vaccination in order to vote?
 
2020-11-28 11:42:55 AM  
And yet they're first in line for the next greatest cell phone.
 
2020-11-28 11:43:41 AM  
Sounds pretty bad, let me attempt to do the math.
44% of 29% (Republican share of registrations)  = 12.76%
12.76% of registered voters x 67% (share of eligible voters registered) = 5.73%
5.73% of eligible voters who are Republicans believe this.
Considering all the dumb shiat that Republicans believe, this actually seems low.

Disappointed that 19% of Democrats do to, but at least it's not even close to the R%
 
2020-11-28 11:48:49 AM  
I have pointed out the cell phone thing to several loons making the microchip claim about the flu vaccine. The look of realization and horror on their faces is fantastic.
 
2020-11-28 11:49:24 AM  
Is there a virus that causes insanity?
 
2020-11-28 11:52:50 AM  

snocone: If only one could get every person to buy a device they would carry that would track location and record time stamped audio and video.


Even if they don't, their Facebook accounts know everything they do anyway....as does Google and most of the sites they visit.  Data mining.

*Dewey has a tracphone for emergencies.    A burner, not connected to any accounts, etc.   Knows my footprint on the web is known already.
 
2020-11-28 12:00:06 PM  
My 70yr old sister is one of these chucklefarks. She texted me bullshiat about this and I asked her  where she got this important information. Her reply was that 'It's all over the NEWS'. I then asked what news, FOX snooze? I got no reply.
 
2020-11-28 12:01:32 PM  

Circusdog320: Is there a virus that causes insanity?


Not needed. Every human is born insane. Overcoming it is a practiced skill.
And most humans don't practice nearly enough.
 
2020-11-28 12:07:36 PM  

dildo tontine: I have pointed out the cell phone thing to several loons making the microchip claim about the flu vaccine. The look of realization and horror on their faces is fantastic.


I nerd to remember this so I can use it.
 
2020-11-28 12:10:13 PM  

WTFDYW: dildo tontine: I have pointed out the cell phone thing to several loons making the microchip claim about the flu vaccine. The look of realization and horror on their faces is fantastic.

I nerd to remember this so I can use it.


Need.

The fu*ker already found me. Goddammitsomuch😠
 
2020-11-28 12:11:45 PM  

TaDu: Sounds pretty bad, let me attempt to do the math.
44% of 29% (Republican share of registrations)  = 12.76%
12.76% of registered voters x 67% (share of eligible voters registered) = 5.73%
5.73% of eligible voters who are Republicans believe this.
Considering all the dumb shiat that Republicans believe, this actually seems low.

Disappointed that 19% of Democrats do to, but at least it's not even close to the R%


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2020-11-28 12:18:40 PM  

Nadie_AZ: They will fight like hell to avoid help but will let amazon chip them so they can make purchases easier and delivery faster.


A former friend of mine was, for years, semi-paranoid about privacy. Back in the day, if he wanted to talk about someone after getting off the phone with them, he would pick up and hang up the receiver a couple extra times to make sure he'd hung up.  He was also the first person I know to get an Alexa.

Why, yes, he is a Republican, how could you tell?
 
2020-11-28 12:26:03 PM  
You can't make the willfully ignorant\stupid do something smart.
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2020-11-28 12:26:40 PM  
My BillChip is telling me to give everyone a Zune for Christmas
 
2020-11-28 12:34:10 PM  

Notabunny: My BillChip is telling me to give everyone a Zune for Christmas


mine requires me to hold the start button down for 10 seconds to restart the whole business... been here with my finger up my bum for 20 and it's not working
 
2020-11-28 12:39:42 PM  

Lambskincoat: Every single Republican should get a chip implant. We need to keep track of those crazy stupid bastards.


And then when one approaches a school or a mall, blow the chip up since they are obviously there to do a mass shooting.
 
2020-11-28 12:51:16 PM  
The wealthy don't want to microchip you with this vaccine. They want to kill off 7 billion people with the vaccine so their AI and robots can help them live in comfort while the earth heals to be their paradise. Study it out, people.
 
2020-11-28 12:59:13 PM  
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2020-11-28 12:59:58 PM  
Stop. Asking. Repuglicans. Anything.  Farking waste of time.
 
2020-11-28 1:04:30 PM  
Like anyone thought they were smart?

/Besides them?
 
2020-11-28 1:16:53 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They also think Trump is a good president, so, yeah.  Not surprising.


Yup. I could see voting for him as a joke, in a blue district where I knew the Democrat would win, but actually voting for him for President? Seriously? What were they thinking?
 
2020-11-28 1:20:07 PM  
"Meanwhile, at the Fortess of Doom."
 
2020-11-28 1:21:16 PM  
F'ing Evangelicals and their Book of Revelations fanfic. So much for herd immunity, it probably ain't ever going to happen until they give in after watching so many of their friends and family get sick and sometimes die while the vaccinated walk around happily.

As for me and my house, we'll get the damn shots
 
2020-11-28 1:21:34 PM  
100% of Republicans are morons.

What's your point?
 
2020-11-28 1:26:28 PM  

Lambskincoat: Every single Republican should get a chip implant. We need to keep track of those crazy stupid bastards.


I was thinking maybe an ear tag or a radio collar so we can spot them from a safe distance.
 
2020-11-28 1:27:03 PM  

make me some tea: Well as long as the rest of us get our vaccinations there will be a good chance at herd immunity, and then contact tracing can solve any outbreaks that crop up among the antivaxxers.


Or not. Just let them run around infecting each other.

//I know
 
2020-11-28 1:30:47 PM  
The software is already in the water supply. Once he gets the hardware implanted, it's game over. Study it out, Sheeple...

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2020-11-28 1:45:21 PM  
BSOD is too good for them
 
2020-11-28 2:15:56 PM  
I have two cousins like this.
Both pump babies out like It is their job.

I told them at least they would get 5 G reception every where they went.
 
2020-11-28 2:26:41 PM  
To freak them out, the officials should put the vaccine in the back of the left hand.
 
2020-11-28 2:28:24 PM  
"Alexa, is the Government going to microchip us with the COVID vaccine?"
 
2020-11-28 3:01:16 PM  

WTFDYW: dildo tontine: I have pointed out the cell phone thing to several loons making the microchip claim about the flu vaccine. The look of realization and horror on their faces is fantastic.

I nerd to remember this so I can use it.


It's so choice.  If you have the means I highly recommend trying it.
 
2020-11-28 3:11:13 PM  
It's not like a bunch of geniuses voted for Trump.  Quite the opposite in fact.
 
2020-11-28 3:12:20 PM  

naughtyrev: The wealthy don't want to microchip you with this vaccine. They want to kill off 7 billion people with the vaccine so their AI and robots can help them live in comfort while the earth heals to be their paradise. Study it out, people.


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2020-11-28 3:37:07 PM  
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Putin probably just rewarded Peskov due to that news. They planted the seeds of these poisonous trees years ago.
 
2020-11-28 3:47:42 PM  

phaseolus: F'ing Evangelicals and their Book of Revelations fanfic. So much for herd immunity, it probably ain't ever going to happen until they give in after watching so many of their friends and family get sick and sometimes die while the vaccinated walk around happily.

As for me and my house, we'll get the damn shots


I'm getting it. My wife won't. She'll wait to see how it reacts with me. My arm is ready.
 
2020-11-28 4:24:34 PM  

Lambskincoat: Every single Republican should get a chip implant. We need to keep track of those crazy stupid bastards.


Tell them it was Trumps idea. They'll line up.
 
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