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(BGR)   Doctor says these four words could save your life during the pandemic. Surprisingly, it's not "wear a damn mask"   (bgr.com) divider line
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2720 clicks; posted to STEM » on 28 Nov 2020 at 2:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-28 11:15:08 AM  
stay the fark home?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 11:19:32 AM  
I thought I got to pick my own safeword.
 
2020-11-28 11:21:09 AM  
Step back or die?
 
2020-11-28 11:33:37 AM  
You gonna eat that?
 
2020-11-28 11:49:56 AM  
I am not going.
 
2020-11-28 11:56:12 AM  
Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus?
 
2020-11-28 11:57:54 AM  
Today's Cyber Deal Monday?
 
2020-11-28 12:06:54 PM  
One Fist Only, Please.
 
2020-11-28 12:15:05 PM  
Never buy used fleshlights.
 
2020-11-28 12:26:08 PM  
Don't eat that pangolin.
 
2020-11-28 12:26:23 PM  
Dude, did you fart
 
2020-11-28 12:40:01 PM  

FarkaDark: Dude, did you fart


it was the dog
 
2020-11-28 12:52:09 PM  
Hovercraft full of eels.
 
2020-11-28 1:06:54 PM  
Yes, up the butt.
 
2020-11-28 1:32:00 PM  
You can't fix stupid.
 
2020-11-28 1:50:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Yes, up the butt.


I found the lube.
 
2020-11-28 2:01:32 PM  
"Do me doggy style"
 
2020-11-28 2:20:14 PM  
Jeff and Beau's dad would be inconsolable.
 
2020-11-28 2:25:12 PM  

vudukungfu: Jeff and Beau's dad would be inconsolable.


Seven words, you lose.
 
2020-11-28 2:30:31 PM  
Don't be an idiot
 
2020-11-28 2:52:55 PM  
TLDR  "Don't share your air."
 
2020-11-28 2:58:07 PM  
Get away from me.

/Close enough
 
2020-11-28 3:00:59 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Get away from me.

/Close enough


The weird thing that Americans - with our comically-exaggerated sense of 'personal space' - should have no farking problem with social distancing.
 
2020-11-28 3:19:03 PM  
Headline fails. Isn't "Don't Share Your Air", essentially "Wear a mask"?
Although I guess it could mean "YOU! Stop breathing dude."
 
2020-11-28 3:26:13 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: stay the fark home?


Wash your farking hands?
 
2020-11-28 3:35:39 PM  

Rereading TekWar: TLDR  "Don't share your air."


Thats not how physics farking work
 
2020-11-28 3:37:55 PM  
Based on the other thread, "Don't call an ambulance"?
 
2020-11-28 3:43:09 PM  

Rereading TekWar: TLDR  "Don't share your air."


Is "don't" one word or two?
 
2020-11-28 3:51:01 PM  
Smoke weed every day.
 
2020-11-28 4:03:27 PM  

namegoeshere: Don't be an idiot


Changed my life.
 
2020-11-28 4:05:03 PM  
Epstein didn't kill himself
 
2020-11-28 4:06:48 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Ker_Thwap: Get away from me.

/Close enough

The weird thing that Americans - with our comically-exaggerated sense of 'personal space' - should have no farking problem with social distancing.


Yeah, I'm kind of enjoying it. No one has tried to hug me in months.
 
2020-11-28 4:09:21 PM  
Don't kiss my face.
 
2020-11-28 4:12:03 PM  
Lysol your junk, rinse.
 
2020-11-28 4:13:38 PM  
Never contact another human.
 
2020-11-28 4:14:13 PM  
Do not contract COVID.
 
2020-11-28 4:43:19 PM  

Rereading TekWar: TLDR  "Don't share your air."


in other words, wear a damn mask.
 
2020-11-28 4:54:05 PM  
Stop rimming, you degenerates.
 
2020-11-28 5:46:02 PM  
A few other options:

- Just Stay Home, Idiots

- Don't Breathe On Me

- Plague Rats Stay Away
 
2020-11-28 5:48:53 PM  

namegoeshere: Don't be an idiot


I like this one, but my wife points out that idiots usually don't know they're idiots, so they won't get the message.
 
2020-11-28 5:53:19 PM  
Maximum occupancy of 2.
 
2020-11-28 5:54:47 PM  
Here's one the wife came up with:

- Just Die Over There!
 
2020-11-28 5:58:20 PM  
"You Have Death Wish?"
 
2020-11-28 6:04:04 PM  
Not in the cart
 
2020-11-28 6:32:51 PM  
The writer would sure be a lot of fun in combat with that style.
"There's something the Captain should know!"
(45 minutes of idiotic rambling)
"Missiles and torpedoes inbound".
 
2020-11-28 6:42:17 PM  
Here, hold my beer.
 
2020-11-28 6:58:32 PM  
The mask protects OTHERS subby.
 
2020-11-28 7:24:41 PM  

leeksfromchichis: The mask protects OTHERS subby.


Not really. "In a vacuum" you're right, but it's the same concept as a single person's vote doesn't matter.

An election doesn't get won on a single person's vote, but everyone's single vote.

Your mask protects others from you directly in a single point of time, but if everyone is protected from everyone else, then you're protected because of the collective single person's wearing a mask.
 
2020-11-28 7:28:11 PM  
AKA: The collective idea of wearing the mask is more powerful than the actual individual mask.

Same as the collective idea of voting for your candidate is more powerful than your vote.
 
2020-11-28 7:32:52 PM  

Wenchmaster: namegoeshere: Don't be an idiot

I like this one, but my wife points out that idiots usually don't know they're idiots, so they won't get the message.


Yes, the bottom half of the bell curve thinks they are on the top. In reality, I find that like 80 or more per cent of people are idiots, so even the average folks think they are smart enough.

Not sure I would mind if the vaccine did give everyone autism. Taking emotion of the equation would be a step up for most folks.
 
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