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(Deadline)   Jon Stewart, Bruce Springsteen, and the worst thing to come out of Jersey team up for Covid-19 prevention billboard   (deadline.com) divider line
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2020-11-28 9:18:48 AM  
I was expecting a dog-leg traffic junction.

Subby has never been to New Jersey, I'm guessing.
 
2020-11-28 9:23:27 AM  
Jon bon jovi is amazing. I will fight you.
 
2020-11-28 9:28:58 AM  
I expected to see Snooki or some other Jersey Shore POS. Bon Jovi, really? As a successful and good looking guy, he could easily be a total prick, but he always seemed like a decent, down-to-earth guy to me.
 
2020-11-28 9:33:37 AM  
Yeah, gonna have to turn this into a JBJ appreciation thread now, submitter.
I'll start.
https://jbjsoulkitchen.org/
 
2020-11-28 9:51:20 AM  
Relieved this wasn't about me.
 
2020-11-28 9:56:15 AM  
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2020-11-28 10:01:14 AM  
Go fark yourself subby.
 
2020-11-28 10:09:20 AM  

educated: Yeah, gonna have to turn this into a JBJ appreciation thread now, submitter.
I'll start.
https://jbjsoulkitchen.org/


Exactly. You can like or dislike his music, but if you try to say that he isn't a good person that we are proud to have, you're just wrong.
 
2020-11-28 10:13:22 AM  

cretinbob: [intouchweekly.com image 850x850]


No, that was from the earlier NJ wear a rubber campaign.
 
2020-11-28 10:20:12 AM  
Homebound Train is awesome, Subby. Give it a listen.

Bon Jovi - Homebound Train
Youtube g9DSz4WKZ8c
 
2020-11-28 10:31:33 AM  
Should've been Chris Christie.
 
2020-11-28 10:51:13 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Should've been Chris Christie.


It would have been, but they couldn't get him to fit in a "socially distant" pose.
 
2020-11-28 11:07:51 AM  
I see no Snooki on that billboard.

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2020-11-28 12:08:59 PM  
I used to be able to do that "Snooki is from New York!" thing, but apparently she lives in Florham Park now.
 
2020-11-28 1:10:50 PM  
I've seen a million faces, and I've masked them all.
 
2020-11-28 1:19:56 PM  
Fark off subby. Your mom would've been on the billboard, except they couldn't get a picture of her face without several cocks in the way.
 
2020-11-28 1:20:15 PM  
They should sell this on t-shirts too.
 
2020-11-28 1:23:42 PM  
I can't say his music is my taste. I have to say an ex-girlfriend of mine lived in Rumson. W lhen we took her little sister trick or treating, he welcomed all the neighborhood kids, gave out full sized candy bars, and seemed like a genuinely nice guy.
 
2020-11-28 1:25:19 PM  
LeBon Jovi
 
2020-11-28 1:28:22 PM  
Jon is very smart, has a great sense of humor and will cut your throat in business. I admire him.
 
2020-11-28 1:40:53 PM  

Cake Hunter: Jon bon jovi is amazing. I will fight you.


Even Triumph comes around in the end...

Triumph Goes To A Bon Jovi Concert - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
Youtube 3ajABuRj67o
 
2020-11-28 1:47:04 PM  
I was expecting Pete Davidson and... well, he's definitely worse than Bon Jovi, even on SNL.

New Jersey Game Show - Saturday Night Live
Youtube B3L2xd5lNrw
 
2020-11-28 1:54:02 PM  
Nope. The worst thing would be subby pretending that his parents didn't blame him.
 
2020-11-28 2:05:39 PM  
Put on yer friggin' mask!

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2020-11-28 2:13:23 PM  

cretinbob: [intouchweekly.com image 850x850]


She's from upstate New York.
 
2020-11-28 2:25:00 PM  
Boy, that'll change a lot of minds. I was scared things were going to get a lot worse but whew, good to know these guys are on it.
 
2020-11-28 2:43:16 PM  
See, this is what bothers me the most about Bon Jovi on this particular day: "Livin' on a Prayer." First Gina tells Tommy that it doesn't make a difference if they make it or not. Seconds later, she tells him to take her hand and swears that they'll make it. If it doesn't make a difference if they make it, why is she so adamant about telling him that they will? She sounds like a flim-flam artist. Therefore, Gina is a lying slut who has obviously been farking Joey behind Tommy's back.

Also that "Wanted Dead or Alive" remake sucks.
 
2020-11-28 2:45:37 PM  
Does it really count if they don't get Glenn Danzig to spread the message?
 
2020-11-28 3:07:51 PM  

Ragin' Asian: I can't say his music is my taste. I have to say an ex-girlfriend of mine lived in Rumson. W lhen we took her little sister trick or treating, he welcomed all the neighborhood kids, gave out full sized candy bars, and seemed like a genuinely nice guy.


Yeah. He's way too good looking and I don't like the music much, but from what I hear he's a good dude and gives his time and money to good causes.
 
2020-11-28 3:11:13 PM  
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2020-11-28 3:41:28 PM  
I have been to a Bon Jovi concert. It was an enjoyable time. That is all.
 
2020-11-28 3:54:46 PM  
Looks like I was the only person expecting Kevin Smith
 
2020-11-28 4:05:55 PM  
Bon Jovi is a professional act.  They will start on time and entertain the shiat out of you for a couple of hours.

They may not be the best thing to come out of New Jersey, or even the second, third, fourth or fifth best.  But they sure as shiat ain't the worst.
 
2020-11-28 4:09:25 PM  

Rent Party: Bon Jovi is a professional act.  They will start on time and entertain the shiat out of you for a couple of hours.

They may not be the best thing to come out of New Jersey, or even the second, third, fourth or fifth best.  But they sure as shiat ain't the worst.


Ahem

https://www.app.com/story/entertainme​n​t/music/2019/11/26/misfits-top-new-jer​sey-song-poll-bruce-springsteen-uncle-​floyd-runners-up/4307196002/

The Misfits and Last Caress was voted best song to come from NJ. Back to my original comment on Danzig.
 
2020-11-28 4:11:52 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Rent Party: Bon Jovi is a professional act.  They will start on time and entertain the shiat out of you for a couple of hours.

They may not be the best thing to come out of New Jersey, or even the second, third, fourth or fifth best.  But they sure as shiat ain't the worst.

Ahem

https://www.app.com/story/entertainmen​t/music/2019/11/26/misfits-top-new-jer​sey-song-poll-bruce-springsteen-uncle-​floyd-runners-up/4307196002/

The Misfits and Last Caress was voted best song to come from NJ. Back to my original comment on Danzig.


Ok.

I guess I am missing your point.
 
2020-11-28 4:26:24 PM  

Rent Party: Axeofjudgement: Rent Party: Bon Jovi is a professional act.  They will start on time and entertain the shiat out of you for a couple of hours.

They may not be the best thing to come out of New Jersey, or even the second, third, fourth or fifth best.  But they sure as shiat ain't the worst.

Ahem

https://www.app.com/story/entertainmen​t/music/2019/11/26/misfits-top-new-jer​sey-song-poll-bruce-springsteen-uncle-​floyd-runners-up/4307196002/

The Misfits and Last Caress was voted best song to come from NJ. Back to my original comment on Danzig.

Ok.

I guess I am missing your point.


I guess if you're serious on the mask message, you'd gang press Danzig into the message. As he speaks to the hateful masses of NJ.

/the accent is hate.
//one week I spent a year in Hoboken
///WTF is with not pumping your own gas?
 
2020-11-28 4:31:25 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Rent Party: Axeofjudgement: Rent Party: Bon Jovi is a professional act.  They will start on time and entertain the shiat out of you for a couple of hours.

They may not be the best thing to come out of New Jersey, or even the second, third, fourth or fifth best.  But they sure as shiat ain't the worst.

Ahem

https://www.app.com/story/entertainmen​t/music/2019/11/26/misfits-top-new-jer​sey-song-poll-bruce-springsteen-uncle-​floyd-runners-up/4307196002/

The Misfits and Last Caress was voted best song to come from NJ. Back to my original comment on Danzig.

Ok.

I guess I am missing your point.

I guess if you're serious on the mask message, you'd gang press Danzig into the message. As he speaks to the hateful masses of NJ.

/the accent is hate.
//one week I spent a year in Hoboken
///WTF is with not pumping your own gas?


Why not pump your own gas in NJ?

They don't want the job of petrol transfer technician eliminated.
 
2020-11-28 4:44:35 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Homebound Train is awesome, Subby. Give it a listen.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/g9DSz4WK​Z8c]


That was their last good album. They had traces the next two, but after These Days the Bon Jovi I grew up with ceased to exist and was replaced by some pop act that drove Richie to drink.

\and I personally like side 2 better than side 1 of NJ
 
2020-11-28 4:45:12 PM  

Sam Malone: [Fark user image 425x596]


Is that from his Supremes tribute?  "Stop! In the name of (your cause's name here)!"


"Wear a friggin' mask"?
Sounds like a lot of careful thought and research went into that campaign.  What's the matter, did the guy responsible for making terrible puns based on song titles leave early that afternoon or something?
 
2020-11-28 4:47:49 PM  

Billy Liar: Sam Malone: [Fark user image 425x596]

Is that from his Supremes tribute?  "Stop! In the name of (your cause's name here)!"


"Wear a friggin' mask"?
Sounds like a lot of careful thought and research went into that campaign.  What's the matter, did the guy responsible for making terrible puns based on song titles leave early that afternoon or something?


It's a death trap. A suicide rap. You gotta get out while you're young.
 
2020-11-28 5:01:30 PM  
Okay, so I'm an old fart.

CBS' Sunday morning did an interview with JBJ about his and his wife's efforts linked above by https://jbjsoulkitchen.org/

Just good people all around.  Not a huge fan of his music, my baby brother (now 40-something) still loves the tunes he grew up on.

I respect jbj for taking care of people who don't have all the success he does.

good on him.
 
2020-11-28 5:03:20 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I was expecting Pete Davidson and... well, he's definitely worse than Bon Jovi, even on SNL.

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Pete Davidson's from Staten Island.
 
2020-11-28 5:12:08 PM  
You said Bruce Springsteen twice.
 
2020-11-28 5:25:14 PM  
 
2020-11-28 5:32:20 PM  

Nah'mean: I expected to see Snooki or some other Jersey Shore POS. Bon Jovi, really? As a successful and good looking guy, he could easily be a total prick, but he always seemed like a decent, down-to-earth guy to me.


Jon Bon Jovi on feeding the community
Youtube fW5I2_gHPSA

Plus he is actually helping people.
 
2020-11-28 6:02:03 PM  

Exluddite: educated: Yeah, gonna have to turn this into a JBJ appreciation thread now, submitter.
I'll start.
https://jbjsoulkitchen.org/

Exactly. You can like or dislike his music, but if you try to say that he isn't a good person that we are proud to have, you're just wrong.


those are my feelings on Springsteen. and i do actually hate his music.
 
2020-11-28 6:06:02 PM  
Jack and Bon Jovi's Fake Party - 30 Rock
Youtube UYDigzP9Ya0
 
2020-11-28 6:15:45 PM  

nburghmatt: Exluddite: educated: Yeah, gonna have to turn this into a JBJ appreciation thread now, submitter.
I'll start.
https://jbjsoulkitchen.org/

Exactly. You can like or dislike his music, but if you try to say that he isn't a good person that we are proud to have, you're just wrong.

those are my feelings on Springsteen. and i do actually hate his music.


It's funny, I grew up among the "hate Springsteen" crowd in New Jersey. As the years went on, I grew to like a lot of his stuff.
 
2020-11-28 7:00:41 PM  
Jbj has a son with a successful wine business
 
2020-11-28 7:07:04 PM  

Charles of York: Jbj has a son with a successful wine business


Ok that had to be a weird conception.
 
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