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2020-11-28 8:55:23 AM  
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2020-11-28 9:38:16 AM  
We now take you to Ghouliani, opening his latest lawsuit:
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2020-11-28 9:46:12 AM  
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2020-11-28 10:03:45 AM  
He only has 9-11 weeks to milk this shiat before his irrelevant asshole cash cow leaves town, and Rudy is reduced to a rotting carp left in the sun.
 
2020-11-28 10:10:03 AM  
The not-credible melting man* ?


* technically
 
2020-11-28 10:19:33 AM  
At least Biden isn't standing in front on a landscaping company next to a porn shop.  I'll give him points for that.
 
2020-11-28 10:26:39 AM  

mrshowrules: At least Biden isn't standing in front on a landscaping company next to a porn shop.  I'll give him points for that.


Not in front of, in the back alley Behind the landscaping firm.
 
2020-11-28 11:00:54 AM  
It's incredible, the number of Trumpanzees who have never heard dumb Donald talk.
 
2020-11-28 11:35:05 AM  
What is Rudy talking about? Seriously. I didn't hear Biden even mention the Bible.
 
2020-11-28 11:38:18 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: It's incredible, the number of Trumpanzees who have never heard dumb Donald talk.


That's 99% of it right there.

They never listened to the entirety of his shiat show pressers, or watched any non-Fox interviews, or followed him on Twitter.

Those that did, and still think he's a stable genius are a special breed of stupid and willful ignorance.
 
2020-11-28 12:14:33 PM  
In a just world Giuliani and Trump would be sharing the same room in a nursing home with a sign in the window reading "AS SEEN ON 60 MINUTES"
 
2020-11-28 12:27:04 PM  
What's all the ruckus about? I can't find the book of Palms in my bible either.
 
2020-11-28 12:28:10 PM  
he says promise you dumb farking garbage pile of a hack lawyer
 
2020-11-28 12:28:54 PM  
When you think you cool - but you're just a ghoul
 
2020-11-28 12:30:41 PM  
It's right next to Two Corinthians.
 
2020-11-28 12:31:17 PM  
"Would you buy a used car from this guy?"

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2020-11-28 12:32:06 PM  
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2020-11-28 12:32:13 PM  
Giuliani has fallen from a guy who took down the mob in New York to Michael Cohen's replacement. He'll be paying off porn stars next.

That would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.
 
2020-11-28 12:33:56 PM  
What is it he's on about even? I don't understand what he means? I know there's a book of Psalms in the bible but I don't even hear Biden talk about a 'book of Palms' or even say what 'Palms' verse he's quoting... I'm just lost and don't understand what I'm supposed to think represents some sort of mental illness.

/How are they even attacking a goof in a speech after 4 years of Donald's 3rd grade reading style.
 
2020-11-28 12:36:25 PM  

NOLAhd: Giuliani has fallen from a guy who took down the mob in New York to Michael Cohen's replacement. He'll be paying off porn stars next.

That would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.


To be fair, he only facilitated the Russian mob's takeover from the old guard.  He's been in with them since forever.
 
2020-11-28 12:36:51 PM  
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2020-11-28 12:36:55 PM  
Yeah like I'm going to take advice from a guy who thought holding a press conference in an alley was a good idea and can't get his sh*t together long enough to present a legal argument in court that wasn't scribbled in crayon.
 
2020-11-28 12:37:05 PM  
The book of palms?

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2020-11-28 12:38:33 PM  
Be honest. Is this man of sound mind?
Rudy doesn't have much ability grammar-wise. At least he has spell check.
 
2020-11-28 12:41:31 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

RudyGiuliani: Be honest is this man of sound mind? https://t.co/eHb34mhvZy


Says the guy who couldn't find the right Four Seasons.
 
2020-11-28 12:42:26 PM  
Listen Jack that's the kind of talk that gets you challenged to a push up contest.
 
2020-11-28 12:42:36 PM  
It's almost like if a pot were to comment on the color of a kettle as a pejorative.
 
2020-11-28 12:44:45 PM  

mrshowrules: At least Biden isn't standing in front on a landscaping company next to a porn shop.  I'll give him points for that.


Just because this is one of my fave comments of 2020:

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2020-11-28 12:46:29 PM  
it's enjoyable seeing the mythic Giuliani be shown for who he has always been.
 
2020-11-28 12:47:00 PM  

hotrod2001: Original: Original Tweet:
RudyGiuliani: Be honest is this man of sound mind? https://t.co/eHb34mhvZy

Says the guy who couldn't find the right Four Seasons.


To be fair, he did give us this terrific Zoom background.

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2020-11-28 12:47:00 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: It's incredible, the number of Trumpanzees who have never heard dumb Donald talk.


It's not that they haven't heard him.  They hang on every goddamn word that he spews.

It's that he taught them that facts don't matter, truth doesn't matter, all that matters is what they want to believe.
 
2020-11-28 12:47:38 PM  
This is too close to right now:
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2020-11-28 12:48:46 PM  
On the other hand, pre-read your speeches!
 
2020-11-28 12:53:18 PM  
Didn't Donald try to quote Two Corinthians once? Funny how Christians saw nothing untoward about that but think Joe Biden is obviously anti-Christian for flubbing the name of the Book of Psalms.
 
2020-11-28 12:55:04 PM  
This from a man who was so inept in court that the judge said to him, "Write this down. That's what lawyers do, they write things down." And BTW, the appeals court thanked the judge for his patience and kindness, even after he threw shade on Rudy, in open court, on the record. (The appeals court threw a little shade itself, writing that no matter the standard of review, Rudy's appeal would fail. I guess it would be a breach of decorum to say that they gave the matter "normal scrutiny.")

Anyway, I know that whenever I want to know whether someone is competent to be President, I seek the advice of a man who accidentally booked the gravel lot of a landscaping company rather than the ballroom of a prestigious hotel to give a press conference, with his key witness being a convicted sex offender and fringe party candidate for office in New Jersey, or rather the candidate for four different fringe parties over the years. That's certainly the kind of man who knows a thing or two about dementia.
 
2020-11-28 12:57:54 PM  
Remember all, to a republican NOT being an insane, bigoted, unhinged, emotionally explosive, science distrusting religious nutjob means you're not of sound mind. They view those as positive traits.
 
2020-11-28 12:58:19 PM  

Serious Black: Didn't Donald try to quote Two Corinthians once? Funny how Christians saw nothing untoward about that but think Joe Biden is obviously anti-Christian for flubbing the name of the Book of Psalms.


It's almost like Republicans are nothing but liars and hypocrites. Oh wait, it's exactly like that.
 
2020-11-28 12:58:39 PM  
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2020-11-28 1:00:29 PM  
Either Biden mispronounced the word 'psalms' or both ways are correct; I suspect the former. Which is disappointing, because we know Republican presidents have never been prone to verbal gaffes.
 
2020-11-28 1:03:28 PM  

RasIanI: When you think you cool - but you're just a ghoul


When you're thinking that you're cool
But you're really just a fool
Giuliani

-sang to childhood song diarrhea
 
2020-11-28 1:04:14 PM  

markie_farkie: Herb Utsmelz: It's incredible, the number of Trumpanzees who have never heard dumb Donald talk.

That's 99% of it right there.

They never listened to the entirety of his shiat show pressers, or watched any non-Fox interviews, or followed him on Twitter.

Those that did, and still think he's a stable genius are a special breed of stupid and willful ignorance.


Well, his supporters also allow their biased perception to make excuses for Trump's behavior to justify endorsing such a repugnant person.

"What he meant to say..."  "That's just locker room talk."

If a democrat president in the future is as much of a catastrophe to the nation as Trump is, I hope I won't be so biased that I won't recognize that threat for what it is.
 
2020-11-28 1:04:27 PM  

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2020-11-28 1:05:40 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Either Biden mispronounced the word 'psalms' or both ways are correct; I suspect the former. Which is disappointing, because we know Republican presidents have never been prone to verbal gaffes.


A Republican president helped an entire publishing industry put food on their families.
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2020-11-28 1:08:11 PM  
By the way, I gain most of my knowledge through reading, not videos or even the TV news, so it's not unusual for me to mispronounce stuff. It is a sign I could be more educated, but not proof that I am uneducated, let alone losing it mentally.

Anyway, as we all know, this is a classic case of projection.
 
2020-11-28 1:08:30 PM  

RasIanI: When you think you cool - but you're just a ghoul


When you think
that you're cool
But you are
just a ghoul
That's a Rudy...
 
2020-11-28 1:09:05 PM  
I wish they'd make up their mind if it's "Biden doesn't have a sound mind to be president" or "Biden is the genius mastermind behind the most complex election fraud in modern history" because I'm really starting to get whiplash here.
 
2020-11-28 1:09:07 PM  
Rudy, you were farking your assistant when 9/11 happened, got a heapin helpin of undeserved praise, and managed to piss that all away to follow Manhattan's biggest punchline. I don't care who you owe money to that is currently making you sweat like a church deacon who just found out about the choir leader's pregnancy test, I just hope you spend the rest of whatever remaining years you pollute this rock in abject terror. You deserve it, you sawed off half a turd (the "u" means "a.").
 
2020-11-28 1:10:58 PM  
As Trump has well proved, it's an election. If we decide to elect a chihuahua, then its President Chihuahua of the United States of America.

I wish these dumb-f*ck Republicans would study up on how America is run by the voters. It's like they're trying to destroy the process of electing our government officials or something.
 
2020-11-28 1:11:17 PM  
So, it is the kettle calling the pot circular, dense, metallic, cast, and blackened...
Yeah, ok. Shut the fark up, G.
 
2020-11-28 1:15:02 PM  
Rudy is living proof that the 9/11 guys didn't try hard enough.

Then again, they were probably sympathetic to cousin farkers.
 
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