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(The Daily Beast)   Because pettiness runs through his veins, Trump weighs staging a 2024 event during Joe Biden's inauguration   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-11-28 3:10:19 AM  
"Whatever, man."
 
2020-11-28 3:11:45 AM  
That'll make finding him to arrest easy.
 
2020-11-28 3:17:18 AM  
Good luck getting any press to cover it.
 
2020-11-28 3:29:13 AM  

BizarreMan: Good luck getting any press to cover it.


The press will be there... To watch him get hauled off in cuffs
 
2020-11-28 3:32:30 AM  
This is where he stages his own inauguration, and tries to get himself sworn in before Biden can be.
 
2020-11-28 3:33:33 AM  

bloobeary: This is where he stages his own inauguration, and tries to get himself sworn in before Biden can be.


The Secret Service can bind and gag him if he tries that.
 
2020-11-28 3:38:10 AM  
110% chances he does it.
 
2020-11-28 3:43:52 AM  
Biden's inauguration will undoubtedly be interrupted by nearby truckers blowing their horns and MAGA plants in the crowd. Keep it short and sweet and by all means don't let it turn into the shiatshow spectacle Team Trump is hoping for. Then again, the 'rona surge by then might be bad enough to keep the whole thing virtual without raising any eyebrows with an IQ over 60.
 
2020-11-28 5:10:53 AM  
Ohh, DiaperDon is definitely showing up for the inauguration. He's gonna try to pull that "Imma gonna let ya finish" Kennyaybullsh*t, whilst Biden is in the middle of his speech.
Then Biggie Smalls and Tupac appear from the ether, and smack dat ass. Right on the dance floor...
 
2020-11-28 5:21:26 AM  
Just arrange to play this over the PA system at full volume:
Beck - Loser
Youtube YgSPaXgAdzE

...and have as many people as possible point at his pathetic "event" and laugh.
 
2020-11-28 5:28:32 AM  
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2020-11-28 5:50:25 AM  
Doesn't matter

The diehard Trump cultists don't believe Biden won.
 
2020-11-28 6:59:53 AM  
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2020-11-28 7:11:32 AM  
Donnie, that's maybe a good idea. That way Uncle Joe won't have to see you get dragged to New York. Instead, he can have his day, and you'll be the highlights that wind up greeting everyone after the big event.

Because it will be a bigger event. Biden is going to have a much bigger Inaugeration. And your rally Donnie, is going to look sorrier than that shrunken mushroom in your tiny, orange stained hands. So, sounds like a heckuva idea. Roll with that, you petty little b*tch.
 
2020-11-28 7:14:17 AM  

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When a cartoonist has to label the people in their drawings to let you know who they are, either they are a very bad cartoonist or they have a very low opinion of their audience.

/pet peeve
 
2020-11-28 7:17:34 AM  

HugeMistake: Alphax: [Fark user image 850x650]

When a cartoonist has to label the people in their drawings to let you know who they are, either they are a very bad cartoonist or they have a very low opinion of their audience.

/pet peeve


I noticed that.. there's only 3 of them, but it does remind one of Ben Garrison.
 
2020-11-28 7:32:08 AM  

BizarreMan: Good luck getting any press to cover it.


He'll have OAN..oh...you said press.
 
2020-11-28 7:46:03 AM  
I wholeheartedly endorse the idea of Trump running in 2024 -- ideally with Ivanka as his running mate.

He should aggressively raise money starting right now, so true Americans will donate only to him, and not to any Republican running in 2022. He should demand every Republican showing insufficient fealty face an expensive and nasty primary.

When he gets pushback from Republicans he should immediately start his own party and encourage Trump Party candidates to get on as many ballots as possible in 2022 to give people a TRUE choice between the Democratic candidate, the Republican candidate and the Trump candidate.
 
2020-11-28 8:06:04 AM  
I want him drug away, the truth finally setting in
 
2020-11-28 8:19:20 AM  

enry: BizarreMan: Good luck getting any press to cover it.

He'll have OAN..oh...you said press.


I came here to suggest that the OAN folk would be there to provide a service, but I see it's been covered.
 
2020-11-28 8:19:50 AM  
The O'Jays - For The Love of Money (Official Audio)
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2020-11-28 8:21:39 AM  
"But any day that we can have President Trump as our president is a blessing. So if that would happen, yes, I would fully support any opportunity for him to serve the American people for as many terms as possible."

JFC
 
2020-11-28 8:22:41 AM  
I had thought he might pull a stunt like this.
At least he won't be in the White House to disrupt the team that is going to fumigate it and check it for listening devices.
 
2020-11-28 8:23:35 AM  
His events will hurt others in the Republican party more than Biden. So please proceed.
 
2020-11-28 8:25:06 AM  
Biden isn't going to have a big inauguration. I'm not sure where you guys are getting that idea. There is still a pandemic raging out there and he's not an irresponsible, self-centered asshole like his predecessor.
 
2020-11-28 8:26:07 AM  
Impeached one-termer couldn't even get Air Force One repainted the way he wanted!

So much failure.

He doesn't want to be president in 2024, he can just continue to fleece the pockets of the poorly educated until then.

Side note:
I think Trump's destiny is to stroke out on the shiatter
 
2020-11-28 8:26:23 AM  

bloobeary: This is where he stages his own inauguration, and tries to get himself sworn in before Biden can be.


This is where it's important to remind Republicans that laws are not magic spells.

Biden can take the oath of office in the morning in his bathroom, while shaving, with no witnesses, and he's still President.

Trump can swear in in front of everyone who voted for him and he's still not.

We have formal procedures to provide evidence that things happened, because we predict challenges. Witnesses are for testifying later, they don't magically make something real. Just like suppressing witnesses doesn't mean that you won't face state level charges for something that did happen.
 
2020-11-28 8:26:30 AM  
Sounds like Loser Fest 2021 is a go!

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2020-11-28 8:27:37 AM  
Of course he'll do it.

Media outlets will cover the simultaneous events split-screen, out of respect for the Office of the President, or because alternative viewpoints deserve to be heard, or some other shiat.

And Dolt 45 will claim his ratings were much higher, bigger than anyone's ever seen.
 
2020-11-28 8:29:34 AM  
"If you do that-and I think I speak for everybody in the room-we're with you 100 percent," O'Brien told the president, according to the Bloomberg report.


That's Robert O'Brien, National Security Adviser, who has told friends and colleagues he's considering a run for president in 2024. So, not really '100% with you.'
 
2020-11-28 8:29:50 AM  
It should be the new name for the GOP.
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2020-11-28 8:30:13 AM  
...and implicitly acknowledges the signifance of the inauguration.
 
2020-11-28 8:31:08 AM  

Mr Guy: bloobeary: This is where he stages his own inauguration, and tries to get himself sworn in before Biden can be.

This is where it's important to remind Republicans that laws are not magic spells.

Biden can take the oath of office in the morning in his bathroom, while shaving, with no witnesses, and he's still President.


I'd like to see him take the oath while washing a Trans-Am. Or while he and Jill are walking their dogs.
 
2020-11-28 8:31:20 AM  
Because pettiness runs through his veins, Trump weighs staging a 2024 event during Joe Biden's inauguration


Sure he will, and it'll be yet another superspreader event. Then he can blame Biden for those subsequent deaths.
 
2020-11-28 8:36:17 AM  
Has Herman Cain's widow RSVP'd?
 
2020-11-28 8:36:57 AM  

shpritz: Biden isn't going to have a big inauguration. I'm not sure where you guys are getting that idea. There is still a pandemic raging out there and he's not an irresponsible, self-centered asshole like his predecessor.


He's been having drive-in events. Not sure how this will go, but yeah, it won't be the whole lawn packed with people.

Which Trumpy and his followers will point to as proof of his lack of support and fake presidency.
 
2020-11-28 8:37:38 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I wholeheartedly endorse the idea of Trump running in 2024 -- ideally with Ivanka as his running mate.

He should aggressively raise money starting right now, so true Americans will donate only to him, and not to any Republican running in 2022. He should demand every Republican showing insufficient fealty face an expensive and nasty primary.

When he gets pushback from Republicans he should immediately start his own party and encourage Trump Party candidates to get on as many ballots as possible in 2022 to give people a TRUE choice between the Democratic candidate, the Republican candidate and the Trump candidate.


" ... when he gets pushback from Republicans ... "

Hahahahaha oh man. That's excellent. It's been a rough week and I needed the laugh, thank you.
 
2020-11-28 8:37:53 AM  
I would imagine this pisses Pence off to no end. Yet he wouldn't dare speak I'll of Trump regardless of what Trump says about him. No way.
 
2020-11-28 8:38:21 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Biden's inauguration will undoubtedly be interrupted by nearby truckers blowing their horns and MAGA plants in the crowd. Keep it short and sweet and by all means don't let it turn into the shiatshow spectacle Team Trump is hoping for. Then again, the 'rona surge by then might be bad enough to keep the whole thing virtual without raising any eyebrows with an IQ over 60.


Honestly I'll be surprised if he has the ceremony live at this point.  I'm thinking best scenario, the number of new cases per day levels off by then, and having a virtual inauguration shows he's taking it seriously.

Plus I fully agree, some trumpanzees are going to try something, likely with Donny's encouragement.
 
2020-11-28 8:39:04 AM  
Last time I checked, America really, really, really hates a loser. Why do you think Donnie is fighting this loss so hard? He knows what happens next. I don't want to say jackals, but it's jackals.

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2020-11-28 8:40:35 AM  
I hope New York has indictments ready and waiting to be announced on January 20th, and an extradition request for Florida ready as well. On January 21st I want the Treasury to release his tax returns as requested, and January 22nd the full un-redacted Mueller report. In the following weeks I want congressional committees to reissue subpoenas to his lackeys no longer protected. Next I want his translator compelled to release her notes and to testify to the contents of his private meetings with Putin.
 
2020-11-28 8:41:01 AM  

enry: BizarreMan: Good luck getting any press to cover it.

He'll have OAN..oh...you said press.


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2020-11-28 8:41:03 AM  
Subby, I hate to be the pedantic one, but you allowed emotion to get in the way of your FarkFu.

The correct answer is, of course, the Obvious Tag.
 
2020-11-28 8:41:32 AM  

shpritz: Biden isn't going to have a big inauguration. I'm not sure where you guys are getting that idea. There is still a pandemic raging out there and he's not an irresponsible, self-centered asshole like his predecessor.


Already making excuses for the low turnout at his inauguration. Sad.
 
2020-11-28 8:42:48 AM  
Well, after the states are done, the electors meet, then US Congress has to approve the results from each state.  I can see the R's (especially Nunes, Jordan, Gaetz) trying to throw a wrench into the works.  If nothing else, to force Dems to take drastic measures to stop them.  They'll complain the process was stolen and all that crap.

One thing for sure, it won't be Trump getting sworn in on January 20.  It might be Pelosi or whoever is made Speaker (could be Joe).  Then... R's won't approve of any VP pick (or cabinet) for months.

Assuming Trump is pardoned (self-pardon will probably not pass Roberts' vote, but KegBro will be all for it)... safer to have Pence do it... Trump will still have NY trials... not sure any of these currently involve jail time, but that would be unlikely, unfortunately.

Of course, Twitter will probably ban him by then, and even so, he won't be able to go a month without breaking some laws, even libel/slander.

Meanwhile, Trump will continue trying to suck the air out of the news and the GOP for the next 4 years. No one in the GOP will be able to run against him without incurring his wrath temper tantrums.  His kids can't motivate a crowd like he can, so I don't see them getting to the Oval Office anytime soon... they could probably win seats in the Senate, though, but we already have enough R's there who can obstruct, so not sure the kids would bother.

Trump will be 78 by the election, and if his followers thought Joe was sleepy... gees...
 
2020-11-28 8:44:25 AM  
TFA: According to two sources with direct knowledge of the matter, the president has privately bragged that he'd still remain in the spotlight, even if Biden is in the Oval Office, in part because the news media will keep regularly covering him since-as Trump has assessed-he gets the news outlets ratings and those same outlets find Biden "boring."

That is how we got into this mess in the first place, the MSM covered promoted him over the other Republican candidates.
 
2020-11-28 8:45:04 AM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Last time I checked, America really, really, really hates a loser. Why do you think Donnie is fighting this loss so hard? He knows what happens next. I don't want to say jackals, but it's jackals.

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This.

I hope he does it.

The only thing America loves more than a loser is a sore loser. Keep it up. Keep it going over the next 4 years. I'm certain it'll work out well.
 
2020-11-28 8:45:23 AM  

Madison_Smiled: Mr Guy: bloobeary: This is where he stages his own inauguration, and tries to get himself sworn in before Biden can be.

This is where it's important to remind Republicans that laws are not magic spells.

Biden can take the oath of office in the morning in his bathroom, while shaving, with no witnesses, and he's still President.

I'd like to see him take the oath while washing a Trans-Am. Or while he and Jill are walking their dogs.


"I, Joe Biden, do solemnly swear to uphold the office of the... sit still dammit, it's just a squirrel...  so help me god"
 
2020-11-28 8:47:54 AM  

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Only the worst cartoonists need to name the people that they are lampooning.
 
2020-11-28 8:51:11 AM  
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