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(The Scottish Sun)   Trucker having trouble with his stick shift pulls over to get his motor running at rest stop, gets naked and starts "pleasuring himself" in front of other motorists   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-28 7:42:50 AM  
Read that as "Tucker" and assumed it was Tucker Carlson.
 
2020-11-28 8:52:55 AM  
go on...
 
2020-11-28 8:54:39 AM  
we got us a convoy !
 
2020-11-28 8:56:14 AM  
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2020-11-28 8:58:36 AM  
I'm sure the motorists would be more nervous if he was pleasuring himself behind them.
 
2020-11-28 8:58:45 AM  
I like trucking, I like trucking.
I like trucking and I like to truck.
I like trucking, I like trucking.
If you don't like trucking, tough luck!

I like trucking song! - Not The Nine O'Clock News (NTNOCN)
Youtube C-S1UnvsMBk
 
2020-11-28 9:02:45 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Read that as "Tucker" and assumed it was Tucker Carlson.


Same.

Assume it will be the case someday.
 
2020-11-28 9:03:17 AM  
I wonder if drugs were involved in some way.
 
2020-11-28 9:08:30 AM  

salvador.hardin: I wonder if drugs were involved in some way.


Nearly guaranteed. My guess is that bath salt stuff they used to sell at truck stops. It'll fark you up.
 
2020-11-28 9:09:45 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Read that as "Tucker" and assumed it was Tucker Carlson.


I also read it as "Tucker", and my first thought went to Rudy G in the new Borat film.
 
2020-11-28 9:13:08 AM  
"Other motorists must have seen him, cars were passing by all night."

How long were they watching???
 
2020-11-28 9:24:22 AM  
Bad subby
Lorry driver
 
2020-11-28 9:32:20 AM  
What's with the British Invasion of Fark lately?
 
2020-11-28 9:33:41 AM  
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Thelma & Louise (1991)IMdB
 
2020-11-28 9:37:00 AM  
Dad?
 
2020-11-28 9:40:19 AM  

salvador.hardin: I wonder if drugs were involved in some way.


Meff
 
2020-11-28 9:42:17 AM  
He should know he was wrong for doing that on side of a road, everyone knows you have to wait until you are home and on a Zoom call to do that.
 
2020-11-28 9:51:04 AM  
How was his Peterbilt?
 
2020-11-28 10:00:11 AM  

LewDux: [Fark user image image 310x163]


Took a moment in the morning, but you got a funny from me.
 
2020-11-28 10:02:58 AM  
Why is he using a square butt-plug?
 
2020-11-28 10:04:14 AM  
Ah, the old Truck Stop Jack Stand.
 
2020-11-28 10:08:25 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: How was his Peterbilt?


'bout 6 inches. drifted to the left.
 
2020-11-28 10:19:04 AM  

Archie Goodwin: I'm sure the motorists would be more nervous if he was pleasuring himself behind them.


I'd rather he was doing this parked in a rest stop than while driving on the highways.
 
2020-11-28 10:20:37 AM  

jtown: "Other motorists must have seen him, cars were passing by all night."

How long were they watching???


And how many others stopped to take pictures?
 
2020-11-28 10:21:07 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: How was his Peterbilt?


Like a Mack truck?
 
2020-11-28 10:51:09 AM  
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2020-11-28 11:19:09 AM  
Is that what they mean by jackknife?
 
2020-11-28 11:19:45 AM  
From the pic. There's quite a bit of conjecture about 'pleasuring himself'.

To me it just looks like he stepped outside for a quick piss and someone saw him and snapped a pic.
But then again a good piss outside can be a pleasure.
 
2020-11-28 11:29:15 AM  
At least he was social distancing.
 
2020-11-28 11:59:40 AM  
Where's the long rant on How Without Truckers We'd Not be Alive
 
2020-11-28 12:04:10 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Read that as "Tucker" and assumed it was Tucker Carlson.


Me too!
 
2020-11-28 12:14:33 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: What's with the British Invasion of Fark lately?



Not of late-- since herd immunity was bilateral policy.
 
2020-11-28 12:37:10 PM  
What's wrong with that? Doesn't sound like he was going anywhere for awhile.
 
2020-11-28 1:26:19 PM  
When i drove OTR, I took so many shiats by the side of the road & in parking lots, never got caught
 
2020-11-28 1:30:16 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Read that as "Tucker" and assumed it was Tucker Carlson.


damn you! shakes tiny fist
 
2020-11-28 2:25:20 PM  
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2020-11-28 3:17:11 PM  
Trucker clock ! Who wants it ?

Bob and Tom Truck Clock
Youtube eHR9LEZD58U
 
2020-11-28 3:49:02 PM  
The only trucking song that really matters:

C.W. McCall - Convoy
Youtube Sd5ZLJWQmss
 
2020-11-28 5:30:12 PM  
Yet another here who read that as Tucker and thought Tucker Carlson.

My only moment of surprise was realizing that I had misread it.  Have conservative media figures become that predictable?  Guess so.
 
2020-11-29 4:38:10 AM  

Mock26: The only trucking song that really matters:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Sd5ZLJWQ​mss]


Hooverphonic - Revolver
Youtube P1y9T4d5j2I
 
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