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2020-11-28 3:16:35 AM  
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2020-11-28 3:24:52 AM  
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GUIZE...STOP IT WITH THE CHUPY HATE. I'm A FUN CREATURE. SURE I LIKE TO SUCK A GOAT OR TWO BUT WHO DOESN'T.  I DON"T SEE YOU NOT GIVEING UP BBQ OR GOAT SKIN CHIPS.

I MEAN I"M CUDDLY...FINE I DO LIKE TO PLAY "GOT YOUR LEG" WHILE UNDER YOUR BED. BUT SERIIOUSLY THAT iS KIND OF HYSTRICAL.
 
2020-11-28 3:37:55 AM  
 
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AND ONE MORE THING. I Got A iPhone 7...sure it was a hand me down... BUT
I CAN USE stuff on it. I mean it's not the latest tech...and has drooling recognition. It's a very nice gift from my besty friend biggy foot. Also thanks for the puppy. You can keep the flat hamster next time tho.
 
2020-11-28 9:38:43 AM  
Chupacabra

Gesundheit.
 
2020-11-28 9:41:42 AM  
Hecho en uno
 
2020-11-28 9:41:45 AM  
Super Furry Animals - Chupacabras
Youtube gVWLrloeToA
 
2020-11-28 9:43:07 AM  
Maybe the goats were killed by the toxic finches.
 
2020-11-28 9:44:14 AM  
kill and not eat sounds like government waste to me. ask President Trump.
 
2020-11-28 9:49:24 AM  

sinko swimo: kill and not eat sounds like government waste to me. ask President Trump.


Drink!
 
2020-11-28 10:35:31 AM  
Drone strikes.
 
2020-11-28 11:02:20 AM  

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2020-11-28 11:05:32 AM  
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2020-11-28 11:12:16 AM  
Dead goats?  In Los Gatos??

I blame the cats.
 
2020-11-28 11:29:16 AM  
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I've drank enough alcohol and smoked enough weed to forget the name of the girl I lost my virginity to, but somehow this pre-internet meme remains in my brain.

Why!?
 
2020-11-28 11:29:50 AM  

fngoofy: Dead goats?  In Los Gatos??

I blame the cats.


So did Sue.
 
2020-11-28 11:35:47 AM  
Oh, and

Venture Bros : Legendary Chupacabra - They're all over Mexico!
Youtube tzIJ88oEPYg


/They rarely get that far north
 
2020-11-28 11:50:42 AM  
Tengo uno.
 
2020-11-28 12:06:49 PM  
Well, as a male, I won't mind being sucked to death......oh, not that way......then, never mind, I guess.
 
2020-11-28 12:19:33 PM  

Mister Buttons: [Fark user image image 353x500]

I've drank enough alcohol and smoked enough weed to forget the name of the girl I lost my virginity to, but somehow this pre-internet meme remains in my brain.

Why!?


Maybe Trump has dug up some Cold War tech in order to subvert the election and accomplish world domination.

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2020-11-28 12:39:50 PM  
The tags are something else:
Features, Latest Headlines, Pets and Animals, Things To Do

I agree with the advice columnist. Decades ago we had a bunch of animals just killed and strewn about, and it turned out to be a bunch of dogs that people left out at night. Mom and I roamed the neighborhood the next day looking at yards to find the culprits. Fun times.
 
2020-11-28 1:21:45 PM  
Well this is happening in Los Gatos, right?

From Wikipedia:
Los Gatos is Spanish for "The Cats". The name derives from the 1839 Alta California land-grant that encompassed the area, which was called La Rinconada de Los Gatos, ("Cat's Corner"), where "the cats" refers to the cougars and bobcats that are indigenous to the foothills in which the town is located.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Gat​o​s,_California

So Mountain Lions do seem like a likely culprit.
 
2020-11-28 1:30:15 PM  

lysdexic: The tags are something else:
Features, Latest Headlines, Pets and Animals, Things To Do

I agree with the advice columnist. Decades ago we had a bunch of animals just killed and strewn about, and it turned out to be a bunch of dogs that people left out at night. Mom and I roamed the neighborhood the next day looking at yards to find the culprits. Fun times.


No lie. A pack of roaming farm dogs can do a lot of damage.
 
2020-11-28 1:55:49 PM  
Beware the Chalupacabra, my friends

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2020-11-28 6:03:21 PM  
Los Gatos, you say?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's The Cats.
 
2020-11-28 6:19:47 PM  

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GUIZE...STOP IT WITH THE CHUPY HATE. I'm A FUN CREATURE. SURE I LIKE TO SUCK A GOAT OR TWO BUT WHO DOESN'T.  I DON"T SEE YOU NOT GIVEING UP BBQ OR GOAT SKIN CHIPS.

I MEAN I"M CUDDLY...FINE I DO LIKE TO PLAY "GOT YOUR LEG" WHILE UNDER YOUR BED. BUT SERIIOUSLY THAT iS KIND OF HYSTRICAL.


RatherGood's creature? (of We like the Moon famr)?
 
2020-11-28 8:59:46 PM  

LordOfThePings: Beware the Chalupacabra, my friends

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Oh shiate, I thought I actually made that up. Damn, can't take credit for that one anymore.
 
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