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(Twitter)   Judge Jeanine McDrunky doesn't understand smart phones, and wants the world to know it   (twitter.com) divider line
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7468 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Nov 2020 at 7:15 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-28 1:30:10 AM  
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2020-11-28 1:32:25 AM  
A shot to the heart, and you're to blame, you give drunks a bad name.
 
2020-11-28 1:36:35 AM  
Doubtless they were snuff videos.
 
2020-11-28 1:37:20 AM  
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2020-11-28 2:10:22 AM  
I'm guessing it means that the object referred to by the sender of the text has been deleted by the hosting web service.

For example, if they linked to some video that youtube then took down, a  smart messaging service could detect that and alert the recipient of the text. But that could be an overly aggressive reading of an error message.
 
2020-11-28 2:35:38 AM  
This sort of thing is why I don't text.
 
2020-11-28 2:49:28 AM  
It's possible she doesn't have her data turned on.
I run into the same issue when I'm only using WiFi, I get texts but no images or video. Usually have to ask for a resend with my data turned on.

Really stupid thing to turn into a conspiracy theory though...
 
2020-11-28 6:26:42 AM  

Redh8t: It's possible she doesn't have her data turned on.
I run into the same issue when I'm only using WiFi, I get texts but no images or video. Usually have to ask for a resend with my data turned on.

Really stupid thing to turn into a conspiracy theory though...


She's a stupid person.
 
2020-11-28 6:52:33 AM  
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stfu, rummy
 
2020-11-28 7:21:12 AM  

feckingmorons: This sort of thing is why I don't text.


Im sure having no one to respond is a contributing factor.
 
2020-11-28 7:21:25 AM  

Redh8t: It's possible she doesn't have her data turned on.
I run into the same issue when I'm only using WiFi, I get texts but no images or video. Usually have to ask for a resend with my data turned on.

Really stupid thing to turn into a conspiracy theory though...


Turning stupid things into conspiracies is the bread and butter of right wing media.
 
2020-11-28 7:22:07 AM  
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2020-11-28 7:26:42 AM  
The demoncrats are in ur internets stealing ur text messagings
 
2020-11-28 7:27:22 AM  
Or the media was too large for her data service.
 
2020-11-28 7:28:17 AM  
Some people have yet to realize that the basic workings of the universe are not for them to decide.

Some of them never will realize it.
 
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2020-11-28 7:28:48 AM  

Teddy Brosevelt: The demoncrats are in ur internets stealing ur text messagings


Looks like they went inside her head and stole her brain too, replacing it with worms
 
2020-11-28 7:31:50 AM  
She should stop sharing kiddie porn.
 
2020-11-28 7:32:03 AM  

shpritz: Turning stupid things into conspiracies is the bread and butter of right wing media.


George Soros and Hugo Chavez have announced a $10,000,000 prize to anyone who can come up with a conspiracy theory even Trumpers and Q's won't believe.  Break Poe's LAW

/I was late to work twice last week because Biden changed the Red light s so "those" people would get more greens.
 
2020-11-28 7:32:23 AM  
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2020-11-28 7:33:48 AM  

Teddy Brosevelt: The demoncrats are in ur internets stealing ur text messagings


You are good at this.
 
2020-11-28 7:34:25 AM  

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And this has what to do with Drunk Non-techy Pirro?
 
2020-11-28 7:34:55 AM  
But you know thousands of older people who don't understand the basics of the tech in their hands will scream, "OMG!! The same thing happened to me!!1!!"
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2020-11-28 7:35:25 AM  

wademh: I'm guessing it means that the object referred to by the sender of the text has been deleted by the hosting web service.

For example, if they linked to some video that youtube then took down, a  smart messaging service could detect that and alert the recipient of the text. But that could be an overly aggressive reading of an error message.


No, I think it means Joe Biden personally shrank himself down and went inside her phone and did something unspeakably filthy and nasty and now her phone is unspeakably filthy and nasty and how did he know where she lives anyway?
 
2020-11-28 7:36:55 AM  
Guys, I was on smart phone data patrol yesterday so I saw the media that we censored on her phone. I'm a little nervous because it was a .mov file showing the frauds that we had committed and you can clearly see some of our faces as we make the frauds. I forwarded it on to Hilary of course, and she told me that we're probably going to a higher alert level so we're going to have to turn up the WiFi radiation devices to track if anybody else receives that video. Between this close call and the Milwaukee Catastrophe, if this 5G nanobot rollout doesn't go smoothly we're in deep shiat with the UN, that's all I know.
 
2020-11-28 7:37:55 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: sirrerun: [Fark user image 700x486]

And this has what to do with Drunk Non-techy Pirro?


Another instance of right-wing morons failing at tech:

G-20.in
 
2020-11-28 7:38:04 AM  

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In July?

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2020-11-28 7:39:35 AM  

feckingmorons: This sort of thing is why I don't text.


Somehow I doubt that is the real reason. Sorry if you were trying to be funny and I missed it
 
2020-11-28 7:39:59 AM  
Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the text signal from Venus.
 
2020-11-28 7:41:37 AM  

tommyl66: Guys, I was on smart phone data patrol yesterday so I saw the media that we censored on her phone. I'm a little nervous because it was a .mov file showing the frauds that we had committed and you can clearly see some of our faces as we make the frauds. I forwarded it on to Hilary of course, and she told me that we're probably going to a higher alert level so we're going to have to turn up the WiFi radiation devices to track if anybody else receives that video. Between this close call and the Milwaukee Catastrophe, if this 5G nanobot rollout doesn't go smoothly we're in deep shiat with the UN, that's all I know.


I will pass this on to Alyssa Milano
 
2020-11-28 7:42:42 AM  
I'm going to try and explain this to you at a level you might understand, Jeannie.

You see, the Internet is a series of tubes......
 
2020-11-28 7:43:23 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Or the media was too large for her data service.


My dad is an expert at that.

Did you get the 7 minute 4k video I texted of your children at the playground?
 
2020-11-28 7:45:31 AM  

wademh: I'm guessing it means that the object referred to by the sender of the text has been deleted by the hosting web service.

For example, if they linked to some video that youtube then took down, a  smart messaging service could detect that and alert the recipient of the text. But that could be an overly aggressive reading of an error message.


Yes, there is text messaging and multimedia messaging (pics vids, facetime), depending on your data plan, wifi settings, security settings etc you may not get media. (maybe she was out of data for the month)

wasn't there some other woman who thought her computer was hacked b/c she had just written a scathing article about Joe Biden and then watched in horror as it all disappeared b/c her backspace key was stuck?
 
2020-11-28 7:46:35 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: wademh: I'm guessing it means that the object referred to by the sender of the text has been deleted by the hosting web service.

For example, if they linked to some video that youtube then took down, a  smart messaging service could detect that and alert the recipient of the text. But that could be an overly aggressive reading of an error message.

No, I think it means Joe Biden personally shrank himself down and went inside her phone and did something unspeakably filthy and nasty and now her phone is unspeakably filthy and nasty and how did he know where she lives anyway?


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2020-11-28 7:47:59 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Doubtless they were snuff videos.


Snowcrash
 
2020-11-28 7:51:46 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 850x478]

stfu, rummy


Is it bad that I find drunk Jeannie more attractive?
 
2020-11-28 7:53:39 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Doubtless they were snuff videos.

Snowcrash


. Snowcrash

Nonono, that's the nickname Donald Trump Jr. was given by his dealer
 
2020-11-28 7:54:36 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: wasn't there some other woman who thought her computer was hacked b/c she had just written a scathing article about Joe Biden and then watched in horror as it all disappeared b/c her backspace key was stuck?


That's hilarious.
 
2020-11-28 7:55:06 AM  

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It's the cry for help in the last two words that really tugs at my heartstrings :(
 
2020-11-28 7:59:43 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: sirrerun: [Fark user image 700x486]

And this has what to do with Drunk Non-techy Pirro?


Demonstrates their disconnects from reality?
 
2020-11-28 8:01:06 AM  
I got a letter in the mail the other day that said "return to sender". Who is sender, and why are they farking around with my mail?
 
2020-11-28 8:02:13 AM  

RasIanI: Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 850x478]

stfu, rummy

Is it bad that I find drunk Jeannie more attractive?


More attractive than what? The non-existent sober version?
 
2020-11-28 8:03:33 AM  
Even IF this b***h was remotely close to Earth:

The thing about progress is it requires "progressives". Digging in the ground usually doesn't result in the skills that develop a FB\TWTR or whatever. It's not your right to use FB or anything remotely like it. It is however the right of the developer to discriminate at will. It is their baby... they can do what they want with their system(s). I do not feel welcome at the honky-tonk bar; not everyone is welcome everywhere. If you want to play in their sandbox maybe be nice to them? Maybe you don't call them names and denounce their lives. Maybe just get your ass back out in the field and get those crops picked or dig some coal since your not busy creating the next great digital masterpiece.
 
2020-11-28 8:05:17 AM  
Dear Dog, I'm combing through the comments, and it really is as stupid as that 'return to sender' joke that I'd said.
 
2020-11-28 8:05:53 AM  
This wouldn't have happened in Trump's America
 
2020-11-28 8:06:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Or the media was too large for her data service.


So it wasn't a Trump dick pic then.
 
2020-11-28 8:06:45 AM  
It's funny how conservatives think that "big tech" is censoring them, when in fact they have the most liked and followed accounts. It's the opposite of what they are alleging.
 
2020-11-28 8:06:57 AM  
Well, I'm glad to know that there's a few ladies out there who, if they are repulsed by the dick pick I send them, I can just say "I didn't send that; that was a conspiracy by big tech companies to make me look bad," and they'd believe me.
 
2020-11-28 8:07:36 AM  
Are we sure her friends aren't just pranking her drunken ass?
 
2020-11-28 8:09:22 AM  

RanHakubi: Are we sure her friends aren't just pranking her drunken ass?


Yes because it's fact that she doesn't have any.
 
2020-11-28 8:09:40 AM  

vernonFL: It's funny how conservatives think that "big tech" is censoring them, when in fact they have the most liked and followed accounts. It's the opposite of what they are alleging.


Well, it is censoring them in so far that conservatism has become synonymous with raging unrepentant assholes that constantly press the boundaries of basic decency and platform's ToS... But otherwise, yeah. Social media platforms are big cowards and have way too much tolerance for these ding-dongs with overinflated victim complexes.
 
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