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2020-11-28 12:42:20 AM  
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2020-11-28 1:03:43 AM  
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2020-11-28 1:21:08 AM  
Scooby Doo would have been a much better president.  Instead we got Scooby Don't.
 
2020-11-28 1:22:09 AM  
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Mmmmm Velma
 
2020-11-28 1:33:42 AM  
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2020-11-28 1:38:03 AM  
That's stupid and a waste of time.  It makes him *more* coherent.
 
2020-11-28 1:46:01 AM  
"DEBATE NIGHT 2020!" - A Bad Lip Reading of the First Presidential Debate of 2020
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2020-11-28 2:01:02 AM  
          
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2020-11-28 2:24:51 AM  
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2020-11-28 3:28:33 AM  

PaulRB: Scooby Doo would have been a much better president.  Instead we got Scooby Don't.


No, we got Scooby Dum
 
2020-11-28 3:30:16 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: PaulRB: Scooby Doo would have been a much better president.  Instead we got Scooby Don't.

No, we got Scooby Dum


Scooby Dum wasn't malevolent.
 
2020-11-28 3:33:29 AM  
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2020-11-28 3:44:02 AM  
"No, you Fake News Wanna-Bes, that should be 'Hi, how are you.' English look into iii...the way you shake and shiver.

Have you guys and gals ever seen...a tree?"
 
2020-11-28 3:44:47 AM  
Original is here.
He does a lot of Trump impressions. Pretty good.
 
2020-11-28 3:47:09 AM  
If you are scared of the effect of deep fake video, just think of the last 4 years without it. People believe what they want. Sleep well.
 
2020-11-28 3:55:43 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ed_solomon: Wow this a brilliant. Don't know who to credit but it's awesome. https://t.co/xt1qzNWr3a


It's the sound of the cars driving by that makes me lose it.
 
2020-11-28 3:58:55 AM  

Phil McKraken: If you are scared of the effect of deep fake video, just think of the last 4 years without it. People believe what they want. Sleep well.


On the other hand, the last 4 years have ALSO shown that people will believe what they want DESPITE video evidence, so maybe we've all been overestimating the amount of value people put in evidence either way. 😕
 
2020-11-28 4:20:01 AM  
I can give you a world renowned detective agency's analysis of Cadet Bone Spurs.
 
2020-11-28 4:20:13 AM  

GranoblasticMan: Phil McKraken: If you are scared of the effect of deep fake video, just think of the last 4 years without it. People believe what they want. Sleep well.

On the other hand, the last 4 years have ALSO shown that people will believe what they want DESPITE video evidence, so maybe we've all been overestimating the amount of value people put in evidence either way. 😕


THIS. Plus, obviously, this isn't a "deep fake" video. It's either the team from the well known YouTubers called Bad Lipreading or it's an imitator of theirs. There is zero likelihood of anyone believing this to be possible or true, but it does qualify as satire of Trump's weird rambling style which is unfortunately an actual thing.

The last few weeks have shown that literally millions of ignorant conservative Americans will believe desperate lies delivered by a known liar who has used the same lies in the past (eg screamed voter fraud when lost one of the GOP primaries to Ted Cruz) because he's got a very limited imagination. Sad.
 
2020-11-28 4:27:03 AM  
That nectarine nincompoop couldn't find his gigantic ass with both hands...
 
2020-11-28 4:42:24 AM  

Aussie_As: GranoblasticMan: Phil McKraken: If you are scared of the effect of deep fake video, just think of the last 4 years without it. People believe what they want. Sleep well.

On the other hand, the last 4 years have ALSO shown that people will believe what they want DESPITE video evidence, so maybe we've all been overestimating the amount of value people put in evidence either way. 😕

THIS. Plus, obviously, this isn't a "deep fake" video. It's either the team from the well known YouTubers called Bad Lipreading or it's an imitator of theirs. There is zero likelihood of anyone believing this to be possible or true, but it does qualify as satire of Trump's weird rambling style which is unfortunately an actual thing.

The last few weeks have shown that literally millions of ignorant conservative Americans will believe desperate lies delivered by a known liar who has used the same lies in the past (eg screamed voter fraud when lost one of the GOP primaries to Ted Cruz) because he's got a very limited imagination. Sad.


You know us, we, or something we're americans....and... I wish I had the choice to be born anywhere else. Fear not I  won't travel......probably ever, so no covid from me. I have PBS.
 
2020-11-28 5:09:16 AM  
It would be more effective if he didn't record it at the highway overpass.

Or if Trump actually held his presser at a highway overpass.
 
2020-11-28 6:16:26 AM  
Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)
 
2020-11-28 6:32:08 AM  

luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)


It's pretty long for that, but the basic rundown is it's a pretty perfect lip sync with a Trump impression. He's rambling on about how Scooby Doo doesn't deserve to be the title, he doesn't "do" any solving of crimes, the mystery machine is pointless, it should be called Velma, and those so-called bad guys aren't so bad, they're just trying to change the world.

It's pretty funny. Sorry I can't do a transcript. I'm on a phone.
 
2020-11-28 6:41:11 AM  

minorshan: luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)

It's pretty long for that, but the basic rundown is it's a pretty perfect lip sync with a Trump impression. He's rambling on about how Scooby Doo doesn't deserve to be the title, he doesn't "do" any solving of crimes, the mystery machine is pointless, it should be called Velma, and those so-called bad guys aren't so bad, they're just trying to change the world.

It's pretty funny. Sorry I can't do a transcript. I'm on a phone.


Ha ha maybe the deaf Farker knows more about lip reading than the non-deaf?

It's a weird ramble about Scooby Doo. "They call the show Scooby Doo but Scooby doesn't Doo anything. He's not involved, just a bystander, one of the worst deals we've ever had. To call a show Scooby Doo and then not deliver, it's just a show about a dog sniffing its arse, okay? The mystery team are in a van and they walk around sorting out mysteries, okay?"

Then repeat this incoherent ramble for a couple more minutes and that's the video.
 
2020-11-28 7:00:24 AM  

luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)


Scooby doo. Scoooby dooo. Scooby doo they call him scooby doo.  They call show scooby doo, but scooby doesn't do anything.  Scooby is not involved.  Half the time scooby's not even.. involved, he's just a bystander, it's one of the worst deals we've ever had.  To call the show scooby doo and not deliver on scooby doo, its not a show about a dog sniffing it's ass okay.  This is a show where the mystery team are in a van, and they walk around, and they do, you know they figure out, you know mystery, they're solving mystery.  And scooby is not involved in any way shape form.  Scooby, frankly, gets much too much attention, money, we're giving way too much attention to mr scooby.  And he's not doing anything.  Scooby doo, he doesn doo.  So we call him scooby but he doesn't do. We call him scooby but he doesn't do. It's a terrible deal.  The show, by the way we were talking about who actually was doing anything solvng mystery and helping crime stopping the bad guys who are really not so bad, if you talk to some of these guys they just want to remake the world into a better place if it wasn't for these meddlesome kids and their stupid dog. Okay?  But we're doing so about mystery team you know they're solving the mystery.  They should call the show.. Velma!  Why don't they call the show Velma? Velma's the one doing everything.  Fred and Daphnee they're just over their porking in the corner they're not doing.. they're not doing any anything making out they're not being helpful.  Fred just drive.  Fred's just the driver, he doesn't drive the plot, and he doesn't drive the mystery and he doesn't solve the mystery.  He just moves the van from place to place.  A to B!  And it's a very unhelpful thing.  We don't even need the van.  The van does not play narrative, it does not have narrative role ok? On the van, we can't be doing the same crime in the same place we need to move on to a new monster.
 
2020-11-28 7:00:59 AM  

Aussie_As: Ha ha maybe the deaf Farker knows more about lip reading than the non-deaf?


For farks sakes: It's not lip reading and it's not Trump.

It's a comedian who did a Trump impression first, and then someone else copied his audio and deepfaked it to a Trump presser.

Nothing is real or true about this piece of satire, although with Trump you never can tell.
 
2020-11-28 7:01:56 AM  

dildo tontine: [i.pinimg.com image 640x347]

Mmmmm Velma


Who is that actress?
 
2020-11-28 7:02:48 AM  

Aussie_As: minorshan: luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)

It's pretty long for that, but the basic rundown is it's a pretty perfect lip sync with a Trump impression. He's rambling on about how Scooby Doo doesn't deserve to be the title, he doesn't "do" any solving of crimes, the mystery machine is pointless, it should be called Velma, and those so-called bad guys aren't so bad, they're just trying to change the world.

It's pretty funny. Sorry I can't do a transcript. I'm on a phone.

Ha ha maybe the deaf Farker knows more about lip reading than the non-deaf?

It's a weird ramble about Scooby Doo. "They call the show Scooby Doo but Scooby doesn't Doo anything. He's not involved, just a bystander, one of the worst deals we've ever had. To call a show Scooby Doo and then not deliver, it's just a show about a dog sniffing its arse, okay? The mystery team are in a van and they walk around sorting out mysteries, okay?"

Then repeat this incoherent ramble for a couple more minutes and that's the video.


Pretty sure that since it's a dub and to me, looks like the lips have been digitally manipulated, it would be nonsense to an actual lip reader. Just looks good to a hearing person.

And keep in mind, lip reading isn't taught to every deaf person. It's actually getting rarer and rarer.
 
2020-11-28 7:04:49 AM  

minorshan: Aussie_As: minorshan: luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)

It's pretty long for that, but the basic rundown is it's a pretty perfect lip sync with a Trump impression. He's rambling on about how Scooby Doo doesn't deserve to be the title, he doesn't "do" any solving of crimes, the mystery machine is pointless, it should be called Velma, and those so-called bad guys aren't so bad, they're just trying to change the world.

It's pretty funny. Sorry I can't do a transcript. I'm on a phone.

Ha ha maybe the deaf Farker knows more about lip reading than the non-deaf?

It's a weird ramble about Scooby Doo. "They call the show Scooby Doo but Scooby doesn't Doo anything. He's not involved, just a bystander, one of the worst deals we've ever had. To call a show Scooby Doo and then not deliver, it's just a show about a dog sniffing its arse, okay? The mystery team are in a van and they walk around sorting out mysteries, okay?"

Then repeat this incoherent ramble for a couple more minutes and that's the video.

Pretty sure that since it's a dub and to me, looks like the lips have been digitally manipulated, it would be nonsense to an actual lip reader. Just looks good to a hearing person.

And keep in mind, lip reading isn't taught to every deaf person. It's actually getting rarer and rarer.


Ah, I had not picked up the lips were digitally manipulated, sorry.

There's such good stuff with no digital manipulation, just 'bad lipreading' that I hadn't noticed this was different.

Thanks for the corrections.
 
2020-11-28 7:05:54 AM  

jfivealive: luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)

Scooby doo. Scoooby dooo. Scooby doo they call him scooby doo.  .


Now, you? You're amazing.
 
2020-11-28 7:14:01 AM  

minorshan: jfivealive: luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)

Scooby doo. Scoooby dooo. Scooby doo they call him scooby doo.  .

Now, you? You're amazing.


Thanks!  Nothing like a little typing practice to wake you up on a Saturday morning.
 
2020-11-28 7:50:25 AM  
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2020-11-28 8:06:49 AM  

jfivealive: minorshan: jfivealive: luckyeddie: Any chance of a summary for us deafies?

(no subtitles on the vid)

Scooby doo. Scoooby dooo. Scooby doo they call him scooby doo.  .

Now, you? You're amazing.

Thanks!  Nothing like a little typing practice to wake you up on a Saturday morning.


I do transcription for a living. Capturing  the nuance of people's off the top of their head speech is an art.

Like I said earlier, I'm on a phone right now, so no way for me to do it. But you did an awesome job.

Nothing drives me crazier than bad subtitles.

/my mom is half deaf, so whenever we watch shows together subtitles are always on.
//the inaccuracy can be insane
///just for 3's, I also can't help reading them
 
2020-11-28 8:14:14 AM  

Ishkur: Aussie_As: Ha ha maybe the deaf Farker knows more about lip reading than the non-deaf?

For farks sakes: It's not lip reading and it's not Trump.

It's a comedian who did a Trump impression first, and then someone else copied his audio and deepfaked it to a Trump presser.

Nothing is real or true about this piece of satire, although with Trump you never can tell.


I'm not even sure it's deep faked...just rubbed over.

DUBBED OVER! Ducking autocorrect.
 
2020-11-28 8:30:08 AM  

Professor_Doctor: dildo tontine: [i.pinimg.com image 640x347]

Mmmmm Velma

Who is that actress?


Linda Cardellini. Freaks and Geeks, ER, and played Mrs. Laura Barton.
 
2020-11-28 8:30:31 AM  

alitaki: Professor_Doctor: dildo tontine: [i.pinimg.com image 640x347]

Mmmmm Velma

Who is that actress?

Linda Cardellini. Freaks and Geeks, ER, and played Mrs. Laura Barton.


Also Grandma's Boy
 
2020-11-28 9:06:03 AM  

Ishkur: Original is here.
He does a lot of Trump impressions. Pretty good.


Not a bad fake, but would have been better without the traffic noise in the background.
 
2020-11-28 9:10:34 AM  
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Heh.
 
2020-11-28 9:22:25 AM  

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Heh.


huhu grr stampa stampa?
 
2020-11-28 9:23:47 AM  

alitaki: Professor_Doctor: dildo tontine: [i.pinimg.com image 640x347]

Mmmmm Velma

Who is that actress?

Linda Cardellini. Freaks and Geeks, ER, and played Mrs. Laura Barton.


The film with Lisa Ann as Velma is better.
 
2020-11-28 9:31:33 AM  

Phil McKraken: If you are scared of the effect of deep fake video, just think of the last 4 years without it. People believe what they want. Sleep well.


that wasn't even a deep fake. It wasn't even a convincing not deep fake.
 
2020-11-28 9:42:29 AM  
I've found something scarier than Deep State. Deep Deep State. Twice as scary. Deep Deep State. See? Twice as scary.
 
2020-11-28 10:05:59 AM  

alitaki: Linda Cardellini. Freaks and Geeks, ER, and played Mrs. Laura Barton.


She is also great in Dead To Me. Worth your time on Netflix.
 
2020-11-28 10:21:57 AM  
So now, finally, Trump gives a speech and I agree with everything he says. At last, we find common ground.
 
2020-11-28 10:24:33 AM  
Cadet Bone Spur

Fun fact: Joe Biden received five deferments due to asthma. Guess that makes him Cadet Gaspy.
 
2020-11-28 10:36:18 AM  

jjorsett: Cadet Bone Spur

Fun fact: Joe Biden received five deferments due to asthma. Guess that makes him Cadet Gaspy.


Which means we have yet to elect Sneaky, Wimpy, Flabby, Woeful, and Spock.
 
2020-11-28 10:49:04 AM  

jjorsett: Cadet Bone Spur

Fun fact: Joe Biden received five deferments due to asthma. Guess that makes him Cadet Gaspy.


Fark off, the adults are talking.
 
2020-11-28 11:02:12 AM  

jjorsett: Cadet Bone Spur

Fun fact: Joe Biden received five deferments due to asthma. Guess that makes him Cadet Gaspy.


4 deferments were standard college deferments. 1 1-Y for asthma.
 
2020-11-28 12:04:29 PM  

Ishkur: markie_farkie: [Fark user image 346x750]
Heh.

huhu grr stampa stampa?



I was just thinking about brobak and his GF; reflecting and giving thanks.
stampa stampa, indeed.
 
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