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(ESPN)   While you eat your Thanksgiving leftovers, feast on another Saturday of college football. Top matchups include the Iron Bowl (Auburn-Alabama), Pitt-Clemson, and LSU-TXAM. What other games are worth watching? Kickoff is at Noon ET   (espn.com) divider line
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WoodyHayes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 5:45:22 AM  
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As somebody born and raised on Oregon State football I understand that we're not Oregon but it still gives me great joy when we win. A plush Benny Beaver was placed in my crib in the NICU because I wasn't born strong, I didn't have that flashy neon puke yellow covering me that comes from the wombs of Oregon moms. Still, we won last night.

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Where for art thou, old friend? Come back so you can mock me for utilizing "it" when "them" was the appropriate word to use there. We have so much to talk about, your losing to little brother and my continuing struggle with the English language. There is no end to the sense of dread I have concerning your fate because I know you wanted to come back and shake my right hand, a right hand belonging to a lifelong Corvallis resident. I hope you're alright, please let me know so that this horrible burden can be lifted and I can smile again.

Go Beavers!

/your uniforms are still a farking joke
 
WoodyHayes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 5:55:52 AM  
War Damn Eagle, as a responsible adult I can't root for any team where their head coach knowingly serves as an example to young men and still doesn't practice mask discipline. Shame upon Nick Saban, a horrible human being in every way.
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 9:45:36 AM  
Ohio is celebrating their 1960 National Championship today with some throwbacks. We almost beat an orange team yesterday in basketball...lets beat one today in football
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freddyV [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 10:23:41 AM  
Cyclones already won.

So today's schedule is meh
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 11:38:07 AM  

freddyV: Cyclones already won.

So today's schedule is meh


I dunno. Penn State might molest Michigan in Ann Arbor.
 
buckeyebrain
2020-11-28 11:55:01 AM  
Fark COVID.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2020-11-28 12:14:39 PM  
As a Pitt fan I should be ecstatic about the Penn St season but I'm not. I mean the first two weeks were glorious but now it just seems too much.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:15:28 PM  
Michigan down to Peen State

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WoodyHayes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 12:16:44 PM  
The local ABC station that cut the national feed after the 1997 Rose Bowl so they could have their completely not talentless reporter who just happened to be the daughter of John Cooper *spits on ground* interview him had a local show go long, ended it, and is still[i/] at commercial instead of Penn State - Michigan being on. These people farking suck.

I went back and timed it, they've been at commercial for over six minutes now, unfarkingreal.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:19:43 PM  

WoodyHayes: The local ABC station that cut the national feed after the 1997 Rose Bowl so they could have their completely not talentless reporter who just happened to be the daughter of John Cooper *spits on ground* interview him had a local show go long, ended it, and is still[i/] at commercial instead of Penn State - Michigan being on. These people farking suck.

I went back and timed it, they've been at commercial for over six minutes now, unfarkingreal.


Ain't missing much. Farking Golic is announcing.
 
WoodyHayes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 12:20:05 PM  
Oh thank you, 16:59 after noon and we now come to the farking game. I like the pregame, cockgoblins.

Michigan's next QB who is the next greatest QB who has ever lived has douchebag highlighted tips, Pure Michigan™.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:21:35 PM  

WoodyHayes: Oh thank you, 16:59 after noon and we now come to the farking game. I like the pregame, cockgoblins.

Michigan's next QB who is the next greatest QB who has ever lived has douchebag highlighted tips, Pure Michigan™.


Guy Fieri?
 
RepoManTSM
2020-11-28 12:21:38 PM  
Kent State/Buffalo is more deserving of a network broadcast than Michigan/Penn State.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2020-11-28 12:21:56 PM  

WoodyHayes: Oh thank you, 16:59 after noon and we now come to the farking game. I like the pregame, cockgoblins.

Michigan's next QB who is the next greatest QB who has ever lived has douchebag highlighted tips, Pure Michigan™.


It's okay pal, relax. Have a shot or rub one out, don't let the stress build up man.
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:22:47 PM  

OkieDookie: WoodyHayes: Oh thank you, 16:59 after noon and we now come to the farking game. I like the pregame, cockgoblins.

Michigan's next QB who is the next greatest QB who has ever lived has douchebag highlighted tips, Pure Michigan™.

Guy Fieri?


I'd pay to see that game
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:23:08 PM  

RepoManTSM: Kent State/Buffalo is more deserving of a network broadcast than Michigan/Penn State.


Once Kent St. gets the high ground, it's over, Anakin.
 
WoodyHayes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 12:23:50 PM  

OkieDookie: WoodyHayes: The local ABC station that cut the national feed after the 1997 Rose Bowl so they could have their completely not talentless reporter who just happened to be the daughter of John Cooper *spits on ground* interview him had a local show go long, ended it, and is still[i/] at commercial instead of Penn State - Michigan being on. These people farking suck.

I went back and timed it, they've been at commercial for over six minutes now, unfarkingreal.

Ain't missing much. Farking Golic is announcing.


I like Mike Golic in interviews when he isn't in his Mike & Mike character, maybe I've heard him do color before but I'm not sure.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:24:09 PM  

Aar1012: OkieDookie: WoodyHayes: Oh thank you, 16:59 after noon and we now come to the farking game. I like the pregame, cockgoblins.

Michigan's next QB who is the next greatest QB who has ever lived has douchebag highlighted tips, Pure Michigan™.

Guy Fieri?

I'd pay to see that game


They'd have to call the endzones "Flavor Town".
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:26:51 PM  
And now Peen St. chokes early.
 
Wadded Beef [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 12:38:43 PM  
Go Buffs! Beat USC uh...San Diego State!
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 12:48:51 PM  
The Milton era restarts in Ann Arbor.
 
buckeyebrain
2020-11-28 12:58:27 PM  

OkieDookie: The Milton era restarts in Ann Arbor.


I find Milton about as boring as you find Milton.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:01:24 PM  
And Peen St. QB is down. It's gonna be a long Milton-ish type of game.
 
dietbubba [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:14:03 PM  

OkieDookie: The Milton era restarts in Ann Arbor.


McNamara get hurt?

/Go Bobcats
//Fark BGSU
///3s
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:15:58 PM  

dietbubba: OkieDookie: The Milton era restarts in Ann Arbor.

McNamara get hurt?

/Go Bobcats
//Fark BGSU
///3s


Got hit and fell on hit right shoulder.  Went to the locker room, is back on the sidelines now.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:16:33 PM  

OkieDookie: dietbubba: OkieDookie: The Milton era restarts in Ann Arbor.

McNamara get hurt?

/Go Bobcats
//Fark BGSU
///3s

Got hit and fell on hit right shoulder.  Went to the locker room, is back on the sidelines now.


Er,.. his right shoulder.
 
gregario
2020-11-28 1:17:01 PM  

OkieDookie: The Milton era restarts in Ann Arbor.


And immediately throws two shiatty passes
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:19:07 PM  

gregario: OkieDookie: The Milton era restarts in Ann Arbor.

And immediately throws two shiatty passes


Two receivers diverged down the field. I threw to the other team, and that made all the difference. - Milton.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:20:48 PM  
And thus ends the Milton era.
 
dietbubba [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:21:17 PM  
CBS Gametracker has McNamara back in
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:22:14 PM  

dietbubba: CBS Gametracker has McNamara back in


It was another amazing three and out.
 
gregario
2020-11-28 1:22:51 PM  

dietbubba: CBS Gametracker has McNamara back in


And Just victimized by a receiver dropping a pass right in his hands
 
buttercat [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:23:53 PM  
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OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:25:45 PM  
Peen St. vs Harbaugh is why the Special Olympics doesn't have a TV contract.
 
gregario
2020-11-28 1:26:30 PM  

gregario: dietbubba: CBS Gametracker has McNamara back in

And Just victimized by a receiver dropping a pass right in his hands


And I think that's the same guy that just dropped the punt
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:27:40 PM  

gregario: gregario: dietbubba: CBS Gametracker has McNamara back in

And Just victimized by a receiver dropping a pass right in his hands

And I think that's the same guy that just dropped the punt


He's their best receiver.
 
dietbubba [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:43:32 PM  
My Bobcats are wrecking Bowling Green. 45-10 at the half.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:44:52 PM  
I wonder if Aflac helps Saban with Covid costs?
 
TheFoz
2020-11-28 1:45:16 PM  
MN - UW was cancelled so no sportsball watching  for me.  I should see if their is any footie on.

/Stupid Liverpool drew 1-1 on a PK in the last minute
//guess I'll just spend the afternoon farking
///now, what to have for lunch...
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:46:35 PM  

dietbubba: My Bobcats are wrecking Bowling Green. 45-10 at the half.


OU OH YEAH!
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 1:49:34 PM  

TheFoz: MN - UW was cancelled so no sportsball watching  for me.  I should see if their is any footie on.

/Stupid Liverpool drew 1-1 on a PK in the last minute
//guess I'll just spend the afternoon farking
///now, what to have for lunch...


Yeah. There was no Apple Cup yesterday.  Utah vs. U Dub today isn't the same.
 
bionicjoe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 2:03:05 PM  
Florida 'drives' down the field with consecutive facemask penalties followed by DPI. 
After scoring just before the half on a punt return.
 
Farkin_Crazy
2020-11-28 2:11:49 PM  

freddyV: Cyclones already won.

So today's schedule is meh


And Iowa wadded up Nebraska, for the 6th fall in a row.

I'm just here to watch Jimbaugh's career flash before his eyes.
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 2:13:06 PM  
I'm starting to feel bad for BGSU. It's 45-10 at the start of the second half. They had a great opening kickoff drive and lost it on 4th and goal.
 
freddyV [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 2:15:55 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: freddyV: Cyclones already won.

So today's schedule is meh

And Iowa wadded up Nebraska, for the 6th fall in a row.

I'm just here to watch Jimbaugh's career flash before his eyes.


Oh. You are talking bout the Big 10? Nobody cares.
 
OkieDookie [TotalFark]
2020-11-28 2:16:49 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: freddyV: Cyclones already won.

So today's schedule is meh

And Iowa wadded up Nebraska, for the 6th fall in a row.

I'm just here to watch Jimbaugh's career flash before his eyes.


Michigan fires Harbaugh.
Jets fire Gase and hire Harbaugh.
Michigan hires Gase.
 
walthunt
2020-11-28 2:19:31 PM  
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elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-28 2:19:52 PM  
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Goggle Dawg you are missed
 
RepoManTSM
2020-11-28 2:25:32 PM  
Shootout in Amherst, Kent State cuts Buffalo's lead to 31-35 to 13:00 to go in the 3rd.
 
RepoManTSM
2020-11-28 2:31:13 PM  
I don't think Kent St can make a defensive stop, 42-31 UB.
 
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