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2020-11-27 10:21:58 PM  
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2020-11-27 10:27:49 PM  
I always thought Trump was full of crap.. turns out it is just his diaper..
 
2020-11-27 10:32:46 PM  
Oops! I crapped my presidency!
 
2020-11-27 10:41:50 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Oops! I crapped my presidency!


If he was still alive, I wonder if Hartman would be the one doing the trump impression.
 
2020-11-27 11:04:58 PM  
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2020-11-27 11:05:59 PM  

pxlboy: fragMasterFlash: Oops! I crapped my presidency!

If he was still alive, I wonder if Hartman would be the one doing the trump impression.


Hartman could do anything.  One of the most talented cast members SNL ever had.  There was a timeless quality to his talent.  He would have been a star as a comedian in any decade in the 20th century.

At least he didn't have to see this shiatstain office.
 
2020-11-27 11:14:04 PM  
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Pretty sure that's the incident the video mentioned.
 
2020-11-27 11:16:45 PM  

mrshowrules: pxlboy: fragMasterFlash: Oops! I crapped my presidency!

If he was still alive, I wonder if Hartman would be the one doing the trump impression.

Hartman could do anything.  One of the most talented cast members SNL ever had.  There was a timeless quality to his talent.  He would have been a star as a comedian in any decade in the 20th century.

At least he didn't have to see this shiatstain office.


Truth.
 
2020-11-27 11:17:12 PM  
Sierra
Hotel
India
Tango
Lima
Echo
Romeo
 
2020-11-27 11:28:04 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x232] [View Full Size image _x_]
Pretty sure that's the incident the video mentioned.


Maybe he doesn't have a butt crack?
 
2020-11-27 11:33:38 PM  
After a certain age, never trust a fart.
 
2020-11-27 11:51:42 PM  
Historian of Trump Ass Memetics

What job in the future wants to see that on a resume? Anything?
 
2020-11-27 11:56:04 PM  

Katerchen: After a certain age, never trust a fart.


...or waste a boner.
 
2020-11-28 12:00:48 AM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x232] [View Full Size image _x_]
Pretty sure that's the incident the video mentioned.


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2020-11-28 12:51:58 AM  

gopher321: Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x232] [View Full Size image _x_]
Pretty sure that's the incident the video mentioned.

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Damn, Junior has aged worse than Cheeto in four years.
 
2020-11-28 12:53:09 AM  
                              
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2020-11-28 2:12:00 AM  

Rattrap007: I always thought Trump was full of crap.. turns out it is just his diaper..


It's both.
 
2020-11-28 2:15:02 AM  
Shart Art anagrams to Fark You Donald.

\ Sorry, I meant Trash Art.
 
2020-11-28 2:17:24 AM  
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2020-11-28 2:17:50 AM  
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2020-11-28 2:23:34 AM  
And this was supposed to be parody...

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... not biographical.
 
2020-11-28 2:28:41 AM  
Repeal Section 230 for National Security!

/"That's what Xi said!"
 
2020-11-28 2:34:21 AM  
An interview with Casler here covers this and a lot of other territory:

https://gregolear.substack.com/p/full​-​disclosure-an-interview-with?

Like STDs...

GO: Next: Sexually transmitted disease. I don't think this is important, except that it tells us something about his character, or lack thereof, if he has herpes and goes around having unprotected sex-and, even worse, sexually assaulting and raping women.

NC: Yes. "Captain Valtrex" was another nickname for him. He sent his secretaries to the CVS on 57th Street to pick up his scripts for that herpes treatment. He used the name "John Barron" on some of these prescriptions.


Apparently he was the Agent Orange in his own personal Vietnam.
 
2020-11-28 2:34:25 AM  
This is just disturbing
 
2020-11-28 2:40:34 AM  
I've always suspected that he's had dedicated staff members muting every account who shows up in his mentions with a negative tweet or response--like possibly millions of accounts muted in 4 years, so that sees around 95+% positive mentions in his feed, but his staff can't control what's trending, thus his shocked response to #DiaperDonald.
 
2020-11-28 2:42:38 AM  

Palined Parenthood: This is just disturbing


Yet, somehow, not shocking.
 
2020-11-28 2:44:08 AM  
As someone who's been rather severely disabled for most of my life, I'm loath to tolerate mockery of others because of their condition. However, given his condition seems self-inflicted and he's the kind of asshole that makes fun of another's disability without even a hint of self awareness, Donny is exempt from this rule. Fatass can literally sit in his own shiat and stew and I hope no one ever helps him again.
 
2020-11-28 2:44:34 AM  
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2020-11-28 2:46:05 AM  
because poop is funny
Youtube 2qWIo-XhuIE
 
2020-11-28 2:51:58 AM  
So that's what all the NDAs have been for...
 
2020-11-28 2:52:41 AM  
True or not (and it likely is), the mainstreaming of the meme "Trump shiats his diapers in public" is a better schaudengasm than I could have ever imagined.

And I thought Four Seasons Total Landscaping was a good one.

Keep going, 2020...  I'm staying hydrated.

/it's exactly the kind of ridicule necessary to put an end to his bullshiat con
 
2020-11-28 2:59:45 AM  
And this was an even better allusion than we first appreciated:

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2020-11-28 3:03:01 AM  
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2020-11-28 3:04:47 AM  
 
2020-11-28 3:07:44 AM  
It should be forever noted that it was the year 2016 when the Republican party literally shiat itself in front of the entire world.
 
2020-11-28 3:12:33 AM  
Not being a fan of potty humor I would not normally click a headline like this. Then I remembered I was in the politics tab and was overcome by morbid curiosity.
 
2020-11-28 3:15:00 AM  
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2020-11-28 3:16:23 AM  

mrshowrules: pxlboy: fragMasterFlash: Oops! I crapped my presidency!

If he was still alive, I wonder if Hartman would be the one doing the trump impression.

Hartman could do anything.  One of the most talented cast members SNL ever had.  There was a timeless quality to his talent.  He would have been a star as a comedian in any decade in the 20th century.

At least he didn't have to see this shiatstain office.


Given the choice, I think he would have rather lived to see it.
 
2020-11-28 3:18:51 AM  
The Shart of the Meal
 
2020-11-28 3:20:42 AM  

jook: As someone who's been rather severely disabled for most of my life, I'm loath to tolerate mockery of others because of their condition. However, given his condition seems self-inflicted and he's the kind of asshole that makes fun of another's disability without even a hint of self awareness, Donny is exempt from this rule. Fatass can literally sit in his own shiat and stew and I hope no one ever helps him again.


And let's hope he has sores on his butt cheeks that turn into festering ulcerations which then very slowly and painfully rot his body from the ass upwards.
 
2020-11-28 3:21:10 AM  

jook: As someone who's been rather severely disabled for most of my life, I'm loath to tolerate mockery of others because of their condition. However, given his condition seems self-inflicted and he's the kind of asshole that makes fun of another's disability without even a hint of self awareness, Donny is exempt from this rule. Fatass can literally sit in his own shiat and stew and I hope no one ever helps him again.


Laugh!  Point at him and laugh!  Everyone!!

That is the only effective countermeasure to creeping fascism.

Someone needs to bring one of these to his next press conference and hide it in the lectern:

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2020-11-28 3:22:19 AM  

jook: As someone who's been rather severely disabled for most of my life, I'm loath to tolerate mockery of others because of their condition. However, given his condition seems self-inflicted and he's the kind of asshole that makes fun of another's disability without even a hint of self awareness, Donny is exempt from this rule. Fatass can literally sit in his own shiat and stew and I hope no one ever helps him again.


I'm not disabled but I was out walking my old dog yesterday afternoon and I felt a sudden attack of the squirts about to hit. I had to convince my dog to jog home which she seemed grumpy about, but we were only about 200 yards from the door fortunately for both of us. I ran inside, not even time to unleash the dog, just made it to the can in time to save my pants from devastating termination.

My dog met me in the hallway ten minutes later, still wearing her leash, clearly laughing at me. She's a scream.

Anyway, my point is it's not the sort of thing I'd wish on anyone because it's not a great feeling under any circumstances, but Trump deserves to learn some humility by any means necessary at this point so yeah, bring it on.
 
2020-11-28 3:27:05 AM  

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Fake. Don't be lazy.
 
2020-11-28 3:28:07 AM  

gopher321: Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x232] [View Full Size image _x_]
Pretty sure that's the incident the video mentioned.

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Is that Don Jrs dad?
 
2020-11-28 3:31:11 AM  
I always suspected that he does all those talks next to the helicopter as a way to discourage the media from playing the audio on the news. Now I'm reconsidering it, and think maybe it is to cover up the sound of his sharts.
 
2020-11-28 3:31:36 AM  

Palined Parenthood: This is just disturbing


This must mean something huge is going to drop, in his diaper.
 
2020-11-28 3:31:51 AM  
Having a bit of fun with anagramming 'diaper donald trump'

- lard pomaded turnip
- damn putrid leopard
- input prodded alarm
- laundromat dripped
 
2020-11-28 3:32:58 AM  

jook: As someone who's been rather severely disabled for most of my life, I'm loath to tolerate mockery of others because of their condition. However, given his condition seems self-inflicted and he's the kind of asshole that makes fun of another's disability without even a hint of self awareness, Donny is exempt from this rule. Fatass can literally sit in his own shiat and stew and I hope no one ever helps him again.



It isn't his condition  that warrants mockery. Rather, it is the blatant hypocrisy. He slams people who are (like Tiffany) a bit wide in the hips while he himself is morbidly obese. He slams pro athletes who get a little soft during the off-season, and yet he avoids any and all exercise. He slams others for eating a poor diet, when he is the epitome of bad diet. He slams people for drinking alcohol while he is addicted to lord knows how many drugs.

Let's face, he is just a horrid, awful, rotten, nasty, vile, gross, tacky, psychotic toddler.

And those are his good traits!
 
2020-11-28 3:33:45 AM  

Palined Parenthood: This is just disturbing


I know. It really is.
With all that money why not just get a colostomy bag. Quick cleanup.
Seal that butthole shut with a hot iron.
 
2020-11-28 3:36:49 AM  

Palined Parenthood: This is just disturbing


Are you, of all people, surprised something dropped on Friday?
 
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