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(Some Guy)   This Farker is moving to Spring Lake Michigan mid-December. How much lake-effect hell can I expect? Will I drink myself to death, or just straight up kill myself before April? I'm a Jayhawk, this isn't right, but I don't know what I can do   (cherryrepublic.com) divider line
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2020-11-27 8:42:35 PM  
5 votes:
OK look, I don't mean to sound like a total jackass, but why not embrace the change and have some damn fun with it? What are you so afraid of missing out on? What if a life-affirming, empowering change awaits you in Spring Lake? What I mean is, you're coming from Kansas for f*ck sake.
 
2020-11-27 9:35:37 PM  
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Im_Gumby: leviosaurus: The winters are brutal, no question. The lake effect snow is pretty darn deep for anyone within 5 miles of the coast. But that area is gorgeous, the summers are one big party. In the balance, you're going to love living there.

How do you feel about overbering christians?
And yes... There will be snow.


I guess I'm used to dealing with that. I've never dealt with any that were violent, all the overbearing christians I interacted with just really wanted to save my soul. The local pastors have their daughters dress up all hot and try to get you to talk about Jesus, the ol' "Flirt to Convert". I would have fun with them, tell one group I was a Buddhist, try to sell them on the Eightfold Path, then I'd tell the next I was a Mormon and try to sell them on Joseph Smith's golden plates. They would always walk away with a confused look on their faces. After a while they started avoiding me. I do wish they wouldn't vote, though.

While the winters are brutal, there are also a lot of cool winter activities. If you embrace it, you'll have a lot of fun.
 
2020-11-27 8:38:39 PM  
2 votes:
Drop everything, move to the Caribbean and work at a bar and sleep on the beach.

If it's that or suicide, take the Caribbean every time
 
2020-11-27 8:47:28 PM  
1 vote:
Not the part of Michigan I would want to be, but I'm not a Trump supporter.
 
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