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(Geeks Are Sexy)   Hugh Jackman teams up with Ryan Reynolds' mom to destroy her son   (geeksaresexy.net) divider line
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2020-11-27 9:08:46 PM  
They are frippin' adorable as frenemies.
 
2020-11-27 9:27:59 PM  

hubiestubert: They are frippin' adorable as frenemies.


Not until we get a Deadpool/Wolverine crossover.

/A guy can hope anyway.
 
2020-11-27 9:51:26 PM  
Ryan plays that innocent face so well.  It's why his mom is siding with Hugh, payback for all those years as a child.
 
2020-11-27 11:44:52 PM  

cherryl taggart: Ryan plays that innocent face so well.  It's why his mom is siding with Hugh, payback for all those years as a child.


I think it's pretty obvious she's doing more than just siding with him.
 
2020-11-27 11:45:31 PM  
She disowned him after Green Lantern.
 
2020-11-27 11:47:33 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: cherryl taggart: Ryan plays that innocent face so well.  It's why his mom is siding with Hugh, payback for all those years as a child.

I think it's pretty obvious she's doing more than just siding with him.


Can you blame her?

I may be a comfortably hetero-male, but I see the appeal.
 
2020-11-27 11:47:44 PM  
Right after he destroys her, I bet.

/giggity
 
2020-11-27 11:52:19 PM  
I would love them to be in a comedy together as themselves in the same vein of Grumpy Old Men where they trade insults and pranks against each other.  But I think they should troll a Wolverine/Deadpool movie forever and never do one, it seems more entertaining that way.
 
2020-11-27 11:57:30 PM  

BlackCloudofDespair: She disowned him after Green Lantern.


Lulz.

Hey...we all forgave him for that when Deadpool came out in early 2016....she needs to do the same.
 
2020-11-28 12:06:34 AM  
A link to a commercial.
And a not funny one.
 
2020-11-28 12:49:20 AM  

hubiestubert: They are frippin' adorable as frenemies.


THIS times a google plex!

/Another welcomed Silly to get us through 2020.
 
2020-11-28 1:14:07 AM  

PainInTheASP: hubiestubert: They are frippin' adorable as frenemies.

Not until we get a Deadpool/Wolverine crossover.

/A guy can hope anyway.


So we all agree Origins never happened?  Cool.
 
2020-11-28 1:18:57 AM  

BlackCloudofDespair: She disowned him after Green Lantern.


Self-centered, arrogant rich boy is granted otherwordly magical powers that let him conjure up weapons made of light, gains a flamboyant outfit and the ability to fly, tries to give it all up because he doesn't want the responsibility, but quickly realizes that despite being the newest recruit he has a better idea of how the powers should be used than their ancient masters, and he has to rejoin the other magic users to fend off a cloudy blob that wants to eat the Earth.

Green Lantern couldn't have been that bad or they wouldn't have remade it as Doctor Strange.
 
2020-11-28 1:23:51 AM  

EdgeRunner: BlackCloudofDespair: She disowned him after Green Lantern.

Self-centered, arrogant rich boy is granted otherwordly magical powers that let him conjure up weapons made of light, gains a flamboyant outfit and the ability to fly, tries to give it all up because he doesn't want the responsibility, but quickly realizes that despite being the newest recruit he has a better idea of how the powers should be used than their ancient masters, and he has to rejoin the other magic users to fend off a cloudy blob that wants to eat the Earth.

Green Lantern couldn't have been that bad or they wouldn't have remade it as Doctor Strange.


It could have been better with good writers... though having him throw Parallax into the sun by himself, who I've heard is the Thanos of the Green Lantern universe, was rather too much.
 
2020-11-28 1:24:39 AM  

donnielove: PainInTheASP: hubiestubert: They are frippin' adorable as frenemies.

Not until we get a Deadpool/Wolverine crossover.

/A guy can hope anyway.

So we all agree Origins never happened?  Cool.


Days of Future Past retconned it, Deadpool 2's stinger erased it.
 
2020-11-28 1:28:37 AM  
I just learned today that Reynolds almost played Xander on Buffy.  Can you imagine?  His career would have taken a VERY different trajectory.
 
2020-11-28 2:25:55 AM  

Ishkur: Right after he destroys her, I bet.

/giggity


I hear he has a huge ackman.
 
2020-11-28 2:40:52 AM  
So, she held him down while Jackman f*cked him in the butt, of did I read it wrong?
 
2020-11-28 2:42:52 AM  

Old Man Winter: So, she held him down while Jackman f*cked him in the butt, of did I read it wrong?


I tried reading it.. and didn't find anything to comment on.
 
2020-11-28 4:18:38 AM  
Hugh Jackman destroys Ryan Reynolds' Mom.

Now on PornHub.
 
2020-11-28 5:18:14 AM  
How big is your Ackman?
 
2020-11-28 6:06:01 AM  

Trik: A link to a commercial.
And a not funny one.


I laughed out loud at, "She's staying with me."
 
2020-11-28 9:17:31 AM  

donnielove: PainInTheASP: hubiestubert: They are frippin' adorable as frenemies.

Not until we get a Deadpool/Wolverine crossover.

/A guy can hope anyway.

So we all agree Origins never happened?  Cool.


While it has been lost we have records that show that it existed. But I don't know what Reynolds or Jackman have to do with Cato the Elder's writings about the founding of Rome up to 149BC.
 
2020-11-28 11:15:28 AM  
Should have just cut to Jackman and Reynolds' mom in bed. Then she could say something about why he is named "Huge" Jackman.

Guess you can't do such things in the age of COVID.
 
2020-11-28 1:29:24 PM  

Trik: A link to a commercial.
And a not funny one.


Have you shown good taste, a decent sense of humor, or any speck of intelligence in your life?
 
2020-11-28 2:55:26 PM  

PainInTheASP: hubiestubert: They are frippin' adorable as frenemies.

Not until we get another Deadpool/Wolverine crossover.


:-)
 
2020-11-28 3:13:07 PM  

GameSprocket: Should have just cut to Jackman and Reynolds' mom in bed. Then she could say something about why he is named "Huge" Jackman.

Guess you can't do such things in the age of COVID.


"Well, now I know why they call you "Huge", mister Ackman"
 
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