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2020-11-27 5:42:12 PM  
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2020-11-27 5:43:34 PM  
So, with just me and my Dad and my mission to make a passable Thanksgiving spread like he would have ordinarily enjoyed with his kinfolk, the smallest turkey breast I could find was over seven pounds. Even after the pound or so of ice finally melted out and the bones tossed, I've still got well over three pounds of meat left over.

Of course, there's the standard lunch fare for the week after Thanksgiving of leftover turkey sandwiches (white bread and mayo only, please), and I've boiled out the carcass and am making soup tomorrow , but what do I do with the rest? And how do we keep from getting sick of turkey for the next week?

I'm all up for hearing your favorite ideas for leftover turkey.

Don't forget the Easy Quiz!

Good luck, and let me know if you have any issues,
 
2020-11-27 5:48:20 PM  
Woooo I'm number one!  For about ten seconds, but still!

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2020-11-27 5:50:31 PM  

ox45tallboy: So, with just me and my Dad and my mission to make a passable Thanksgiving spread like he would have ordinarily enjoyed with his kinfolk, the smallest turkey breast I could find was over seven pounds. Even after the pound or so of ice finally melted out and the bones tossed, I've still got well over three pounds of meat left over.

Of course, there's the standard lunch fare for the week after Thanksgiving of leftover turkey sandwiches (white bread and mayo only, please), and I've boiled out the carcass and am making soup tomorrow , but what do I do with the rest? And how do we keep from getting sick of turkey for the next week?

I'm all up for hearing your favorite ideas for leftover turkey.

Don't forget the Easy Quiz!

Good luck, and let me know if you have any issues,


I like a turkey salad sandwich.  Some chopped, toasted walnuts, some dried cranberries, maybe a little tarragon...mmmm.  Also turkey noodle soup.  How about turkey quesadillas?
 
2020-11-27 5:55:55 PM  
619
7/14

When did the quiz go to 14 questions? I guess it's been a while since I've done one.
 
2020-11-27 5:58:59 PM  
"Alcohol Marketing Ideas?"
What's needed besides a sign that says "Alcohol for sale?"
 
2020-11-27 6:01:39 PM  
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2020-11-27 6:05:59 PM  

Bob Falfa: 619
7/14

When did the quiz go to 14 questions? I guess it's been a while since I've done one.


It's technically always been at least 14 questions, but I forgot to put the limiter on 11 when I set it to go green.

Basically, you get a randomly selected 11 out of a pool of 14.

I've fixed it, though.
 
2020-11-27 6:10:07 PM  
I totally sucked, and I couldn't even remember the answer to one of the questions that was one of my own farking greenlights. Dammitallsomuch
 
2020-11-27 6:15:49 PM  
9/11

First time quiz-taker.

I am not Rudy Guliani.
 
2020-11-27 6:17:01 PM  

ox45tallboy: Bob Falfa: 619
7/14

When did the quiz go to 14 questions? I guess it's been a while since I've done one.

It's technically always been at least 14 questions, but I forgot to put the limiter on 11 when I set it to go green.

Basically, you get a randomly selected 11 out of a pool of 14.

I've fixed it, though.


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2020-11-27 6:42:41 PM  

Autoerotic Defenestration: ox45tallboy: Bob Falfa: 619
7/14

When did the quiz go to 14 questions? I guess it's been a while since I've done one.

It's technically always been at least 14 questions, but I forgot to put the limiter on 11 when I set it to go green.

Basically, you get a randomly selected 11 out of a pool of 14.

I've fixed it, though.

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Yeah but what can you do with turkey leftovers?
 
2020-11-27 6:45:08 PM  

ox45tallboy: Autoerotic Defenestration: ox45tallboy: Bob Falfa: 619
7/14

When did the quiz go to 14 questions? I guess it's been a while since I've done one.

It's technically always been at least 14 questions, but I forgot to put the limiter on 11 when I set it to go green.

Basically, you get a randomly selected 11 out of a pool of 14.

I've fixed it, though.

[Fark user image 620x496]

Yeah but what can you do with turkey leftovers?


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2020-11-27 8:53:59 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: "Alcohol Marketing Ideas?"
What's needed besides a sign that says "Alcohol for sale?"


I have been served multiple ads for peanut butter whiskey. I love both of those things but what kind of monster not only makes it but markets the hell out of it?
 
2020-11-27 9:16:07 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: "Alcohol Marketing Ideas?"
What's needed besides a sign that says "Alcohol for sale?"


It's more like "buy our brand because we came up with this wacky gizmo you can't afford and stuck our name on it" instead of the other brand that's just as good but cheaper because they don't waste their money on wacky marketing people.
 
2020-11-28 6:01:47 PM  
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Is... is there something about the '70s? Was it the drugs? The lead in the gasoline?
 
2020-11-28 6:53:16 PM  

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Is... is there something about the '70s? Was it the drugs? The lead in the gasoline?


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2020-11-28 7:01:40 PM  

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Is... is there something about the '70s? Was it the drugs? The lead in the gasoline?

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I mean it could be worse...
 
2020-11-28 7:15:55 PM  
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2020-11-28 8:14:34 PM  

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Is... is there something about the '70s? Was it the drugs? The lead in the gasoline?


I just notices that this Frozen Yule Log recipe makes 12-14 servings.

Why?
 
2020-11-28 10:29:05 PM  

ox45tallboy: I just notices that this Frozen Yule Log recipe makes 12-14 servings.

Why?


I mean if you're going to make something like that you may as well make enough that the entire neighbourhood despises you.
 
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