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(Local10 WPLG)   He took the Who's feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash   (local10.com) divider line
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2020-11-27 8:30:31 PM  
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What a can of Who Hash looks like
 
2020-11-27 8:34:07 PM  
Maybe they were hungry and poor. Eat the food no longer hungry. Sell the fridge no longer poor.
 
2020-11-27 8:34:51 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [cannador.com image 850x566]

What a can of Who Hash looks like


That's not what hash looks like.

/Farking asshole thieves
 
2020-11-27 8:35:05 PM  
I literally just got done watching the original Grinch animation five minutes ago, it was on NBC.
 
2020-11-27 8:37:02 PM  
Why would the Whos be eating hash made of Whos?  That's like Woodstock eating turkey.
 
2020-11-27 8:37:25 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [cannador.com image 850x566]

What a can of Who Hash looks like


Nope, there's a picture of it in this wiki.

https://en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Has​h​ish

/ it was around a lot when I was younger
 
2020-11-27 8:37:42 PM  
Repeat
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2020-11-27 8:40:23 PM  
Lindsey Stirling - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (ft. Sabrina Carpenter) [Official Video]
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2020-11-27 8:40:23 PM  

jtown: Why would the Whos be eating hash made of Whos?  That's like Woodstock eating turkey.


https://www.inliterature.net/food-in-l​iterature/main-meals/meats/2012/11/the​-grinch-who-hash.html#:~:text=It%20can​%20be%20assumed%2C%20since%20Dr%20Seus​s%20lived,up%20meat%2C%20potatoes%20an​d%20onions%20all%20fried%20together.

/ f*ck you, Fark, for randomly throwing away URLs
 
2020-11-27 8:57:31 PM  
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2020-11-27 8:59:26 PM  

lindalouwho: I literally just got done watching the original Grinch animation five minutes ago, it was on NBC.


Same. It looks good since the restoration.
 
2020-11-27 9:04:42 PM  
A church near my house put up a "Little Free Pantry" where anybody can drop off or pick up food items.  I'm moving, so I've had to address my many pantries of stuff, so I had a bunch of canned good I could move to Michigan... or not.  So I took a bunch to the Little Free Pantry.  That was cool.  Then a couple of days later I took some more cans, and the first bunch was gone!  OK, that's kind of gratifying, and also kind of horrible, if you know what I mean.  Then I took some more and the second batch was gone, again gratifying and horrible that so many people need a Little Free Pantry.  Finally, I didn't have anything but 2 cans of artichoke hearts - who the hell wants to move that, as if you expect to get to your new home and yay here's an artichoke heart hors-d'ouvre?  A week later I took a box of cocoa mix that I found in golf bag (I have no idea) and found a note in the pantry and still 2 cans of artichokes:  "Thanks for the beams and corn, but I don't know what to do with achichokes (sic).  How do I cook them?"  Lesson: more beams and corn, less achichokes.

I printed off 2 recipes for artichoke hearts, one that used cheese and one that used breakfast sausage, and put them in the pantry with the cans.  I hope somebody used them.  I can't really think of a way to use artichoke hearts without other important ingredients...I suppose you could just open the can and eat them, but yuk.
 
2020-11-27 9:07:08 PM  
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/99.6001%
//assholes
/3 this is why we can't have nice things
 
2020-11-27 9:10:56 PM  

ColonelCathcart: [Fark user image 425x247]

/99.6001%
//assholes
/3 this is why we can't have nice things


I have you farkied as "Sucks the funny out of jokes", so I'm trying to figure out what your scam is on this one.  Can you help me out?
 
2020-11-27 9:14:59 PM  

Aquapope: ColonelCathcart: [Fark user image 425x247]

/99.6001%
//assholes
/3 this is why we can't have nice things

I have you farkied as "Sucks the funny out of jokes", so I'm trying to figure out what your scam is on this one.  Can you help me out?


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2020-11-27 9:25:59 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [cannador.com image 850x566]

What a can of Who Hash looks like


You don't know what hash is,do you?
 
2020-11-27 9:27:00 PM  

lindalouwho: I literally just got done watching the original Grinch animation five minutes ago, it was on NBC.


Name checks out
 
2020-11-27 9:28:16 PM  
RE: hash, yeah it def doesn't look like that pic, unless that's supposed to be plain herb with additional hash added ( a version of that is called Moonrocks). Hash can come in powder-like form or compressed form. Typically the old timey hash, from the 70's back to old spice road times, is the compressed brick form.
 
2020-11-27 9:32:40 PM  
I see Dade people.
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2020-11-27 9:47:47 PM  
I'm sorry, shouldn't that be "Whom?"
 
2020-11-27 9:49:36 PM  
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2020-11-27 9:58:33 PM  
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2020-11-27 10:02:50 PM  
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2020-11-27 10:05:25 PM  
Was the Who Hash Broadcast or Mary Kitchen?
 
2020-11-27 10:12:38 PM  
People farking suck.  My Mardi Gras Krewe fills community fridges every week.   You have to be a real scumbag to steal food and the storage for it from the hungry.
 
2020-11-27 11:01:14 PM  
The Grinch didn't hate Christmas.  He hated noisy people.   I can relate to that.
 
2020-11-28 12:09:57 AM  
CL usually has free fridges coming out the wazoo.

This was done by someone who didn't what the fridge attracted.  Poors.

Where were Trump and Pence during that time?
 
2020-11-28 1:15:43 AM  

Aquapope: A church near my house put up a "Little Free Pantry" where anybody can drop off or pick up food items.  I'm moving, so I've had to address my many pantries of stuff, so I had a bunch of canned good I could move to Michigan... or not.  So I took a bunch to the Little Free Pantry.  That was cool.  Then a couple of days later I took some more cans, and the first bunch was gone!  OK, that's kind of gratifying, and also kind of horrible, if you know what I mean.  Then I took some more and the second batch was gone, again gratifying and horrible that so many people need a Little Free Pantry.  Finally, I didn't have anything but 2 cans of artichoke hearts - who the hell wants to move that, as if you expect to get to your new home and yay here's an artichoke heart hors-d'ouvre?  A week later I took a box of cocoa mix that I found in golf bag (I have no idea) and found a note in the pantry and still 2 cans of artichokes:  "Thanks for the beams and corn, but I don't know what to do with achichokes (sic).  How do I cook them?"  Lesson: more beams and corn, less achichokes.

I printed off 2 recipes for artichoke hearts, one that used cheese and one that used breakfast sausage, and put them in the pantry with the cans.  I hope somebody used them.  I can't really think of a way to use artichoke hearts without other important ingredients...I suppose you could just open the can and eat them, but yuk.


Artichoke hearts are easily my favorite pizza topping.

Yea I'm a monster.
 
2020-11-28 1:55:28 AM  
It was even posted not to do so.
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2020-11-28 3:23:11 AM  
The real story here is that there is actually a city called Liberty City.
 
2020-11-28 6:52:05 AM  

djslowdive: thealgorerhythm: [cannador.com image 850x566]

What a can of Who Hash looks like

That's not what hash looks like.

/Farking asshole thieves


I know but everybody keeps it in jars or bags and then the joke such as it is doesn't work.
 
2020-11-28 9:15:45 AM  
I like how this devolved quickly into a discussion about what hash is/isn't, and then sort of righted itself.

Anyway, I really hope they catch the perp(s), and the story results in an outreach from the community with donations.
 
2020-11-28 10:15:23 AM  

thealgorerhythm: [cannador.com image 850x566]

What a can of Who Hash looks like


Hey, someone put mints in my drug container.
 
2020-11-28 2:13:53 PM  

Stud Gerbil: The Grinch didn't hate Christmas.  He hated noisy people.   I can relate to that.


Ahem. "The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason." I may or may not have had to read the book to my son every night for about three months back in the 80s, and it has stuck with me. (Still love it; Seuss is the best.)
 
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