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(MSN)   Black Friday, 2020, Walmart, Florida. Is there such a thing as a quadfecta of fail?   (msn.com) divider line
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2020-11-27 6:30:12 PM  
I believe it's called a quinella.
 
2020-11-27 7:16:11 PM  
Management: good news we don't have to unload two trucks today.
Peons:yay
Management: bad news you have to unload 4 trucks tomorrow
 
2020-11-27 7:17:58 PM  

RaceDTruck: I believe it's called a quinella.


superfecta.  quinella is 2
 
2020-11-27 9:19:54 PM  
Dunno subby, is they're?
 
2020-11-27 9:24:15 PM  
These console wars are getting out of control.
 
2020-11-27 9:28:12 PM  
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2020-11-27 9:30:07 PM  
Quatrophalia.
 
2020-11-27 9:31:27 PM  
Flordecta.
 
2020-11-27 9:36:12 PM  
Picking all four horses that hit the board is called a Superfecta. RaceDTruck, a quinella in places that have it is like an exacta, but you pick the horses that finish first and second in either order, not exact order. It is like boxing the exacta without having to pay 4 dollars instead of 2.
 
2020-11-27 9:40:51 PM  

uncoveror: Picking all four horses that hit the board is called a Superfecta. RaceDTruck, a quinella in places that have it is like an exacta, but you pick the horses that finish first and second in either order, not exact order. It is like boxing the exacta without having to pay 4 dollars instead of 2.


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2020-11-27 9:41:32 PM  
For the sake of yourself and your loved ones, do not move here. Jeez just look at all the danger in Forida. If you are already here, get out! It is for your safety. Oh, and contact me so I can at least give you a few bucks for your house before you flee for your life.
 
2020-11-27 9:44:01 PM  

r3dplanet: Dunno subby, is they're?


When the headline asks a question, the answer is "no."

/Someone will be one of the lucky 10,000 today
 
2020-11-27 9:44:49 PM  
Cortez Boulevard for the win!
 
2020-11-27 9:46:40 PM  

NathanAllen: These console wars are getting out of control.


Only a peasant would want some sort of non-glorius console.
 
2020-11-27 9:55:17 PM  
The shipment of hover boards arrived.
 
2020-11-27 9:59:18 PM  
My parents still decided to snowbird to FL again this winter (from PA), I tried to tell them it was a bad idea, but they persisted.

Mom survived 2 breast cancers and dad is 70, but they persisted. :(
 
2020-11-27 10:04:51 PM  
If only there had been a Farmers Market going on in the parking lot?
 
2020-11-27 10:11:11 PM  
There are some serious red necks in Brooksville.  Walmart is their social hub.
 
2020-11-27 10:14:04 PM  
Parking lot?  That's the loading dock.
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From left to right: trash compactor, probably refrigerator trailer, truck with trailer, truck on fire. Guessing it was backing in because it's at an odd angle?
 
2020-11-27 10:15:36 PM  
The store, which was evacuated, has since reopened after fire crews were able to extinguish the blaze, according to an update from the Sheriff's Office at 8 a.m.

Oh, thank God. The annual ritual consumerism was able to continue. I was worried there for a bit.
 
2020-11-27 10:16:08 PM  
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2020-11-27 11:14:29 PM  
With Florida, Walmart, and Black Friday involved? The sky's the limit.
 
2020-11-27 11:17:21 PM  

RaceDTruck: I believe it's called a quinella.


Or a Covid of Farkery.
 
2020-11-27 11:47:08 PM  
I briefly lived with my ex-wifes family in Spring Hill which is next to Brooksville. This is all you need to know to understand the locals.

I asked where the nearest book store was and her brother turned to me with a puzzled expression and, I kid you not, said "Whacha need a book store fer?"

I was so happy to get out of that place.
 
2020-11-27 11:51:18 PM  

alechemist: Management: good news we don't have to unload two trucks today.
Peons:yay
Management: bad news you have to unload 4 trucks tomorrow


Ultra Wal-mart: No overtime
 
2020-11-27 11:55:16 PM  

NathanAllen: These console wars are getting out of control.


With preemptive apologies to BÖC:

You're seeing now a veteran of a dozen console wars,
I've been living on the edge so long, where the calls of duty roar.
And I'm young enough to look at,
And far old to see, all the stars are on the inside.
I'm not sure that's there's anything left to me
 
2020-11-27 11:59:05 PM  
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Did someone say quadcopter fail?
 
2020-11-28 12:03:19 AM  
jst3p:I asked where the nearest book store was and her brother turned to me with a puzzled expression and, I kid you not, said "Whacha need a book store fer?"

Should of winked at him and pulled this picture out of your pocket:
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then said "I can't seem to find this book anywhere. I can follow you to the nearest location...unless you have a copy back at your trailer."
 
2020-11-28 12:44:27 AM  

tasteme: jst3p:I asked where the nearest book store was and her brother turned to me with a puzzled expression and, I kid you not, said "Whacha need a book store fer?"

Should of winked at him and pulled this picture out of your pocket:
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then said "I can't seem to find this book anywhere. I can follow you to the nearest location...unless you have a copy back at your trailer."


Because reacting to his anti-intellectualism by calling him gay as a pejoritve is the high brow move.
 
2020-11-28 1:06:38 AM  
jst3p:
Because reacting to his anti-intellectualism by calling him gay as a pejoritve is the high brow move.

I was thinking more along the lines of subtly insinuating that Justin Bieber was gay and that you were interested in his book. I would hope suggesting going to his trailer would spark that "What the F*ck?" look that I live for. I wasn't trying to say that he was gay, I would have seen it as a window of opportunity to f*ck with him. That's all.

On a side note, I agree with you. Calling anyone gay because they are a dumb redneck is wrong and is offensive to the gays.
 
2020-11-28 1:21:50 AM  

tasteme: jst3p:
Because reacting to his anti-intellectualism by calling him gay as a pejoritve is the high brow move.

I was thinking more along the lines of subtly insinuating that Justin Bieber was gay and that you were interested in his book. I would hope suggesting going to his trailer would spark that "What the F*ck?" look that I live for. I wasn't trying to say that he was gay, I would have seen it as a window of opportunity to f*ck with him. That's all.

On a side note, I agree with you. Calling anyone gay because they are a dumb redneck is wrong and is offensive to the gays.


My apologies, I clearly misinterpreted your post. My bad.
 
2020-11-28 1:41:34 AM  

OkieDookie: RaceDTruck: I believe it's called a quinella.

Or a Covid of Farkery.


yes boat loads of idiots on this site
 
2020-11-28 3:20:55 AM  
Quadrifecta or tetrafecta.

Althogh... Wiktionary has quadfecta, which seems wrong, but who am I to doubt anonymous crowdsourcers?
 
2020-11-28 5:33:58 AM  

jst3p: I briefly lived with my ex-wifes family in Spring Hill which is next to Brooksville. This is all you need to know to understand the locals.

I asked where the nearest book store was and her brother turned to me with a puzzled expression and, I kid you not, said "Whacha need a book store fer?"

I was so happy to get out of that place.


You don't like people who appreciate the convenience of Amazon?
 
2020-11-28 6:44:22 AM  

jst3p: I briefly lived with my ex-wifes family in Spring Hill which is next to Brooksville. This is all you need to know to understand the locals.

I asked where the nearest book store was and her brother turned to me with a puzzled expression and, I kid you not, said "Whacha need a book store fer?"

I was so happy to get out of that place.


The only books they need are by Haynes or Chilton, and the used to sell those at AutoZone.
 
2020-11-28 11:53:02 AM  
2020 just keeps on giving.
 
2020-11-28 1:25:20 PM  

Fursecution: Parking lot?  That's the loading dock.
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From left to right: trash compactor, probably refrigerator trailer, truck with trailer, truck on fire. Guessing it was backing in because it's at an odd angle?


They always back in. Not very efficient to empty the trailer otherwise, and it makes putting in loading docks a waste of money.
 
2020-11-28 1:26:45 PM  

tasteme: jst3p:I asked where the nearest book store was and her brother turned to me with a puzzled expression and, I kid you not, said "Whacha need a book store fer?"

Should of winked at him and pulled this picture out of your pocket:
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then said "I can't seem to find this book anywhere. I can follow you to the nearest location...unless you have a copy back at your trailer."


So what you're saying is that being gay is a bad thing, and assuming that people are gay because you don't agree with them is totes cool?
 
2020-11-28 1:28:13 PM  

jst3p: tasteme: jst3p:
Because reacting to his anti-intellectualism by calling him gay as a pejoritve is the high brow move.

I was thinking more along the lines of subtly insinuating that Justin Bieber was gay and that you were interested in his book. I would hope suggesting going to his trailer would spark that "What the F*ck?" look that I live for. I wasn't trying to say that he was gay, I would have seen it as a window of opportunity to f*ck with him. That's all.

On a side note, I agree with you. Calling anyone gay because they are a dumb redneck is wrong and is offensive to the gays.

My apologies, I clearly misinterpreted your post. My bad.


It's still cool to use 'gay' as a pejorative though, apparently. Not just for the supposed redneck, but for Justin Bieber also.

We learn so much here on Fark!
 
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