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2020-11-27 5:47:03 PM  
Sounds like subby's mom at bukkake night
 
2020-11-27 5:48:49 PM  
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BRUTAL
 
2020-11-27 5:49:19 PM  
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2020-11-27 5:50:52 PM  
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2020-11-27 5:53:29 PM  

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BRUTAL


I like these people.
 
2020-11-27 5:59:36 PM  
I would have labelled them as 'go' and 'Simon says go'.

This is why they never hire me.
 
2020-11-27 6:02:17 PM  
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2020-11-27 6:02:23 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I would have labelled them as 'go' and 'Simon says go'.

This is why they never hire me.


Isn't Simon one of the largest mall operators/owners in the US?
 
2020-11-27 6:05:52 PM  

ar393: Gordon Bennett: I would have labelled them as 'go' and 'Simon says go'.

This is why they never hire me.

Isn't Simon one of the largest mall operators/owners in the US?


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2020-11-27 6:09:01 PM  

mateomaui: ar393: Gordon Bennett: I would have labelled them as 'go' and 'Simon says go'.

This is why they never hire me.

Isn't Simon one of the largest mall operators/owners in the US?

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what do I know about funny?
 
2020-11-27 6:09:36 PM  
I haven't been on an escalator since the before-time, but it just occurred to me that walking past the lazy turds who just stand there on the down-escalator, would be viewed as attempted murder these days.
 
2020-11-27 6:15:19 PM  
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2020-11-27 6:20:46 PM  

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Otherwise known as "When you agree to stop being a plague rat we will let you back in to spend your your money quite happily, but until then, you can continue to be a plague rat over there".
 
2020-11-27 6:23:15 PM  

mateomaui: ar393: Gordon Bennett: I would have labelled them as 'go' and 'Simon says go'.

This is why they never hire me.

Isn't Simon one of the largest mall operators/owners in the US?

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This clip warms my heart.  And my profile pic.
 
2020-11-27 6:33:03 PM  
The Go-Go's - We Got The Beat (Official Music Video)
Youtube f55KlPe81Yw
 
2020-11-27 6:35:16 PM  
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2020-11-27 6:43:06 PM  
Nice article, but whoever sorts the ads for that site needs to have a word with themselves

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2020-11-27 6:45:05 PM  
Can you guys learn how to spell already?
 
2020-11-27 6:51:38 PM  
This is great but I am now picturing a dozen Covidiots crammed together at the bottom, waiting for their turn.
 
2020-11-27 6:59:32 PM  
I think some people will fall down from trying to read and walk at the same time.
 
2020-11-27 7:13:35 PM  
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2020-11-27 7:24:33 PM  

Salmon: Can you guys learn how to spell already?


a
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Already.
 
2020-11-27 7:27:17 PM  
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.

/Steven Wright
 
2020-11-27 7:58:40 PM  

Stantz: Nice article, but whoever sorts the ads for that site needs to have a word with themselves

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"This is a chumbox. It is a variation on the banner ad which takes the form of a grid of advertisements that sits at the bottom of a web page underneath the main content. It can be found on the sites of many leading publishers, including nymag.com, dailymail.co.uk, usatoday.com, and theawl.com (where it was "an experiment that has since ended.")"

https://www.theawl.com/2015/06/a-comp​l​ete-taxonomy-of-internet-chum/

"I want to take a journey with you beyond the titillating images. I want to walk together through the ad-tech underbelly of this entire weird commercial infrastructure. Who are the people and companies that subject us to this? Who makes money and how?"

https://themargins.substack.com/p/tab​o​ola-outbrain-and-the-chum-supply
 
2020-11-27 8:04:27 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: I haven't been on an escalator since the before-time, but it just occurred to me that walking past the lazy turds who just stand there on the down-escalator, would be viewed as attempted murder these days.


On the London Underground the right side of the escalator is for standing and the left side for walking. People who stand on the left aren't necessarily thrown down the escalator.

But they should be.
 
2020-11-27 8:25:32 PM  

Gordon Bennett: On the London Underground the right side of the escalator is for standing and the left side for walking. People who stand on the left aren't necessarily thrown down the escalator.

But they should be.


yes, slow on the right, pass on the left. it applies universally. even though the brits drive on the wrong side of the road, they at least know the rules on escalators.

/worked in London for 4 months....19 years ago
 
2020-11-27 8:44:47 PM  
I hope that escalator doesn't break down with people on it. They'd be stuck there forever.
 
2020-11-27 8:49:48 PM  

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I like it when jerks identity themselves.
 
2020-11-27 8:58:45 PM  

cyberspacedout: I hope that escalator doesn't break down with people on it. They'd be stuck there forever.


MitchHedberg.jpg
 
2020-11-27 9:12:19 PM  
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

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OK!
 
2020-11-27 9:18:53 PM  

ar393: cyberspacedout: I hope that escalator doesn't break down with people on it. They'd be stuck there forever.

MitchHedberg.jpg


Well, maybe if it weren't labeled.

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2020-11-27 9:27:45 PM  
Sorry, just back from the roundabout that website sent me on.

What year is it? Who is the President?
 
2020-11-27 10:25:49 PM  
Shouldn't the headline have been:

No, no, no, no, yes.
No, no, no, no, Yes.
No, no, no, no, YES!
 
2020-11-27 10:30:04 PM  

g.fro: Shouldn't the headline have been:

No, no, no, no, yes.
No, no, no, no, Yes.
No, no, no, no, YES!


Empress Nympho approves.
 
2020-11-27 10:39:29 PM  

ar393: cyberspacedout: I hope that escalator doesn't break down with people on it. They'd be stuck there forever.

MitchHedberg.jpg


"Rice is great if you're really hungry and you want 2000 of something."
 
2020-11-27 11:09:11 PM  

ar393: g.fro: Shouldn't the headline have been:

No, no, no, no, yes.
No, no, no, no, Yes.
No, no, no, no, YES!

Empress Nympho approves.


I knew someone would get it!
 
2020-11-28 5:47:02 AM  

cyberspacedout: ar393: cyberspacedout: I hope that escalator doesn't break down with people on it. They'd be stuck there forever.

MitchHedberg.jpg

Well, maybe if it weren't labeled.

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Gone,but never forgotten. Mitch was one of the best.
 
2020-11-28 7:36:58 AM  

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BRUTAL

I like it when jerks identity themselves.


It's called humor. You wouldn't understand.
 
2020-11-28 8:59:33 AM  
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2020-11-28 9:57:31 AM  

g.fro: ar393: g.fro: Shouldn't the headline have been:

No, no, no, no, yes.
No, no, no, no, Yes.
No, no, no, no, YES!

Empress Nympho approves.

I knew someone would get it!


poor quality, starts at 50 seconds but the whole movie is awesome.
Empress Nympho chooses escorts
Youtube pIqv2dbCGg0


/quick time harch
 
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