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2020-11-27 11:06:12 AM  
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2020-11-27 11:09:03 AM  
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2020-11-27 11:09:14 AM  
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2020-11-27 11:10:23 AM  
They're gonna have to drag him out of there by the diaper.
 
2020-11-27 11:12:05 AM  
Wouldn't it be easier for trump to prove the votes are fraudulent?

Damn it is eating him alive that 80+ million people voted against him.  Yes he lost the popular vote last time, but he had his red EC map he could pass out and if you didn't look at the popular vote number it seemed like so many more people liked him.

This time around, he doesn't have a red map, and he doesn't have the votes.
 
2020-11-27 11:12:21 AM  
Good thing you hired Sydney Powell to prove it.
 
2020-11-27 11:13:51 AM  
Pretty sure the problem gets solved on Jan 20th.
 
2020-11-27 11:14:14 AM  
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"Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?"

 
2020-11-27 11:15:10 AM  
Stroke out and spend your remaining years a mute vegetable, you farking irrelevant asshole!
 
2020-11-27 11:17:30 AM  
Stupid itchy asshole loser
 
2020-11-27 11:19:54 AM  
I hope he doesn't leave claw marks on the resolute desk from his fingernails when they have to rip him from the oval office.
 
2020-11-27 11:22:48 AM  
When you make an accusation, it's up to you to prove it.  Each day this shiat continues I somehow manage to lose even more respect for the GOP itself.  Not that I respected them at all to begin with, but come on.  Grow a pair and tell this dunce to shut up already.
 
2020-11-27 11:25:45 AM  

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"Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?"


I don't get it.
 
2020-11-27 11:27:01 AM  

NeoCortex42: When you make an accusation, it's up to you to prove it.  Each day this shiat continues I somehow manage to lose even more respect for the GOP itself.  Not that I respected them at all to begin with, but come on.  Grow a pair and tell this dunce to shut up already.


They can't do that even if they wanted to.  "Mainstream" Republicans are terrified of Trump's followers.  That's really what it comes down to.  Trump's only card to play is his cult member's fierce loyalty.  If he tells them to outright boycott Georgia, then they will boycott Georgia and the Senate is lost.

That's it in a nutshell and it buys their silence.
 
2020-11-27 11:27:39 AM  

FlashHarry: NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image 850x850]

"Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?"

I don't get it.


Happy, smiling and not really giving 2 f*cks about what Orange Feces has to say.
 
2020-11-27 11:29:36 AM  
Dear Santa,
                 For Christmas I'd like to see Drumpf dragged out of the WH kicking & screaming with his pants down around his ankles whilst getting road-rash on that pathetic excuse of a dick & his fat incontinent ass. It would be a nice touch if a choir of little children were lining the steps singing Denis Leary's 'Asshole' at the top of their sweet innocent lungs. I know we shouldn't encourage kids to use bad language but they should be granted a 'potty-mouth' exemption just this one time. A double bonus would have Biden's rescue dog taking an indefeasibly huge dump in the path of his Orangeness' "exit strategy".
I've been a reasonably good boy this year & do not wish for anything else.

Love,
Henry

PS - I'll leave out a triple scotch & rolled fatty out for you.
 
2020-11-27 11:30:18 AM  
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2020-11-27 11:42:10 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Happy, smiling and not really giving 2 f*cks about what Orange Feces has to say.


Ah, got it.

Sorry; I thought you might be one of those MAGAt "B...b...but Hunter Biden!" folks.

Carry on!
 
2020-11-27 11:47:08 AM  
That's not how any of this works.
 
2020-11-27 11:54:41 AM  

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O... hai!
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2020-11-27 12:06:09 PM  
Let me see if I can explain this to the shiatstain in chief.  Imagine an ice cream cone represents 40 million American voters.

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2020-11-27 12:28:38 PM  

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Possums are among the most useful creatures in the woods - they eat ticks, brazillions and gazillions of ticks, they are a tick vacuum cleaner.  The Big Twit is the opposite, as useless as teats on a mule.
 
2020-11-27 12:34:04 PM  
I don't think he understands just how irrelevant he will be on Jan 21st.
 
2020-11-27 12:36:04 PM  

OdradekRex: I don't think he understands just how irrelevant he will be on Jan 21st.


Crushed like a bug.
 
2020-11-27 1:16:44 PM  
I am so ready for this to be over.
 
2020-11-27 1:20:12 PM  
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2020-11-27 1:32:31 PM  

Porkbelly: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x239]

Possums are among the most useful creatures in the woods - they eat ticks, brazillions and gazillions of ticks, they are a tick vacuum cleaner.  The Big Twit is the opposite, as useless as teats on a mule.


They are, but if you've ever had the misfortune of cornering one in your garage, you'd know they act rather, well, Trumpian.

/although more hissing and less crying on Twitter, of course
 
2020-11-27 1:38:49 PM  
Trump: "OK, I will take a few questions."
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2020-11-27 2:20:12 PM  
He's gonna get perp walked out in his underwear yet.
 
2020-11-27 2:26:20 PM  
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2020-11-27 2:33:53 PM  
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2020-11-27 2:43:38 PM  

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2020-11-27 2:46:38 PM  
Why doesn't I'M ERIC get to sit down?
 
2020-11-27 2:52:43 PM  
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2020-11-27 2:54:30 PM  

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Jesus the amount of stupidity in one post.
 
2020-11-27 2:57:31 PM  

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Jesus the amount of stupidity in one post.


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2020-11-27 3:01:11 PM  

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I am really glad I don't live on Earth-2, where these people apparently reside.
 
2020-11-27 3:09:10 PM  
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2020-11-27 3:10:53 PM  
Not how it works.  But even if it was, you still wouldn't be President Diaper Don.   It would be Nancy Pelosi you shiatstain.
 
2020-11-27 3:16:22 PM  
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When are the men in white jackets coming to take him away?

He gets his crazy ideas from OANN, who get them from random basement dwellers making Twitter posts.
After seeing these random Twitter posts with BS somebody made up, OANN then says "We are seeing reports" and put it put there as truth, then Trump Tweets it, then his cult believes it.

It's a human centipede of derp.
 
2020-11-27 3:23:51 PM  

make me some tea: They're gonna have to drag him out of there by the diaper.


Fine by me, just make sure we get it on film.
 
2020-11-27 3:25:11 PM  
Who's got a problem?? 😂
 
2020-11-27 3:26:04 PM  

mrshowrules: Let me see if I can explain this to the shiatstain in chief.  Imagine an ice cream cone represents 40 million American voters.

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Look who really has two scoops.
 
2020-11-27 3:26:18 PM  
Meanwhile, at the  SDNYAG Office...:
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2020-11-27 3:26:25 PM  
Trump's said a lot of insane stuff today, more than usual, so here's an example of what I mentioned above, where some random derper in his mom's basement on Twitter says something, OANN sites it as "Observers are saying", "We are hearing reports of", etc. they report it, Trump tweets it, his cult believes it. And it was a lie the whole time.

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2020-11-27 3:26:39 PM  

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When are the men in white jackets coming to take him away?

He gets his crazy ideas from OANN, who get them from random basement dwellers making Twitter posts.
After seeing these random Twitter posts with BS somebody made up, OANN then says "We are seeing reports" and put it put there as truth, then Trump Tweets it, then his cult believes it.

It's a human centipede of derp.


It's true.  One of the USB drives looked at him.
 
2020-11-27 3:27:53 PM  
Mommy! Biden can only enter the White House as President if he can prove that his ridiculous "80,000,000 votes" were not fraudulently or illegally obtained. When you see what happened in Detroit, Atlanta, Philadelphia & Milwaukee, massive voter fraud, he's got a big unsolvable problem!
 
2020-11-27 3:28:03 PM  

mrshowrules: Walker: [Fark user image 752x223]

When are the men in white jackets coming to take him away?

He gets his crazy ideas from OANN, who get them from random basement dwellers making Twitter posts.
After seeing these random Twitter posts with BS somebody made up, OANN then says "We are seeing reports" and put it put there as truth, then Trump Tweets it, then his cult believes it.

It's a human centipede of derp.

It's true.  One of the USB drives looked at him.


Then it gave him the finger.
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2020-11-27 3:28:18 PM  

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When are the men in white jackets coming to take him away?

He gets his crazy ideas from OANN, who get them from random basement dwellers making Twitter posts.
After seeing these random Twitter posts with BS somebody made up, OANN then says "We are seeing reports" and put it put there as truth, then Trump Tweets it, then his cult believes it.

It's a human centipede of derp.


I am guessing a know-nothing watched a tech upload ballots or upload firmware.  Only a Dunning-Kruger idiot like Trump would think automatically that a poll working doing something was nefarious just by watching that action.
 
2020-11-27 3:29:31 PM  
THEORY: Trump is now just trying to lay the groundwork for an incompetence plea.
 
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