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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Mike Tyson bites an ear. This is not a repeat from 1997   (kiro7.com) divider line
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2020-11-27 2:34:00 PM  
This was the compromise. His initial idea was to rape the cake.
 
2020-11-27 2:58:58 PM  
I don't what all the hoopla is about. I've actually bitten a man's ear off on several occasions.

And I'm not proud if it, but it helped me out of many a jam.
 
2020-11-27 3:34:59 PM  
I had to google if Don King was still promoting him found this

read this using Meldrick Taylor's voice -

"The drugs were playing with my head and I was freaking out and getting jealous.
"Don picked us up at the private airport in his Rolls and he had Isadore Bolton, who used to be my chauffeur before he stole him from me, driving some of Don's associates in the lead car. We were driving down to Miami from Fort Lauderdale on the I-95. Don said some innocuous thing, and all that jealousy and rage spilled out of me and I kicked him in his f-ing head. Boom! You don't turn your back on a jealous cokehead."
 
2020-11-27 4:28:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: This was the compromise. His initial idea was to rape the cake.


Well that post was a great start to this thread!
 
2020-11-27 4:46:26 PM  
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2020-11-27 5:06:20 PM  
Mills Lane not present I see.
 
2020-11-27 5:13:58 PM  

LewDux: [Fark user image image 500x508]


Bzzt, incorrect!

The proper caption is, "NOW KITH"

/ Damn I can't believe that was 23 years ago
 
2020-11-27 6:46:47 PM  
Funny except the last part.... chocolate is really, really bad for dogs and cats. Particularly dogs, because they won't stop eating it; chocolate can kill dogs and cats.
 
2020-11-27 7:30:20 PM  
1997?  Goddamn I'm old.
 
2020-11-27 7:47:29 PM  

lennavan: 1997?  Goddamn I'm old.


Just in time for me to make a box of "Mike Tyson's Earrios" cereal for my 8th grade business class "design a product" assignment
 
2020-11-27 8:02:58 PM  
The older I get, the greater Tyson was, right up to 1990.   Not so much, after that.
 
2020-11-27 8:37:46 PM  

lennavan: 1997?  Goddamn I'm old.


No older than most here. Chill. You ain't unique.
 
2020-11-27 9:42:57 PM  
Ueah
 
2020-11-27 9:46:14 PM  

sidailurch: Ueah


Sorry, dropped my phone.

Yeah, he's a psycho - but his Cartoon was awesome, Mike Tyson Mysteries. It was interesting to see him play a comically aloof version of himself, kind of in the vein of Adam West in Family Guy.
 
2020-11-27 9:59:40 PM  

sidailurch: sidailurch: Ueah

Sorry, dropped my phone.

Yeah, he's a psycho - but his Cartoon was awesome, Mike Tyson Mysteries. It was interesting to see him play a comically aloof version of himself, kind of in the vein of Adam West in Family Guy.


norm was hysterical!
 
2020-11-27 11:55:24 PM  
I'd pay to see him and Luis Suarez in a bite fight.
 
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